NOVEL WEB
Chapter 1
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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: FusionX
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My first encounter with the Time Stop Breeding Uncle was the worst.
There was an adult game called “Royal Knights Maker.” That was where I met the Time Stop Breeding Uncle.
I never imagined he would suddenly intrude on the happy ending and rape all the heroines.
At that point, I was so dumbfounded that I couldn’t even get angry.
Rather, I thought he was quite amazing.
Even though he possessed the ability to stop time, he constantly engaged in such pathetic actions.
Yeah, well.
You might think that if it were you, you wouldn’t live your life like that, right?
But I only thought about it, and I never expected to transmigrate into the Time Stop Breeding Uncle.
[You disrespected me. Why don’t you try living well for once.]
“No, fuck. This is too much of a disaster. You damn bastard!”
I couldn’t help but curse.
My body that had been somewhat sturdy from regular exercise suddenly disappeared.
Instead, a bulging belly, which was most likely the result of severe obesity, took its place.
Now, I could only stare at the mirror.
My hair was shaggy and full of dandruff, which made one question the last time he had washed it.
He even wore glasses on his face.
Moreover, it was full of blackheads and an incredible amount of acne.
It could be said to be the epitome of disgust.
It was so absurd that I unknowingly grinned.
Then, I immediately hid the mirror.
“Ah, okay. I was wrong. Let’s stop this now.”
Even though I felt like smashing everything around me right away, I suppressed my anger as much as possible and begged the original Time Stop Breeding Uncle.
Yeah, I was wrong.
I no longer cared about his way of life.
This had to be stopped…It was ridiculous to apologize to a game character. But if I didn’t do this, I felt like I really wouldn’t be able to go back.
[I’m sorry. I like this world.]
“Please, think carefully. I don’t even have the ability to stop time, you know?”
[Because I don’t have to forcibly take on the role of a dirty villain.]
“…What?”
Suddenly, his tone had become normal.
No, rather, it was an intimidating voice that made me feel momentary fear.
He didn’t have to take on the role of a dirty villain?
Did he mean he was forced to play that role?
[Don’t worry, of course. The constraint is on the soul. You probably won’t have any constraints.]
“That’s a relief, but…”
[This is the last conversation. May your future be blessed.]
“Hey, you fucking bastard!!! Yeah! I was wrong! I’m sorry for lying!!”
I didn’t care about the constraints or whatever, give me back my body!!!
Why were you messing with me in the first place?!
Of course, it was true that I wrote an angry review.
It was also true that I cursed out the Time Stop Breeding Uncle like crazy.
But honestly, it was understandable, wasn’t it?!
You damned bastard!!!
I poured out curses with all my might. But nothing changed.
I was still in the body of the Time Stop Breeding Uncle.
Alright, fine.
Did you think I’d just take this lying down?
I’d overcome this somehow.
But before that, I had to lose some weight first.
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