The Sword Immortal was My Ex-Boyfriend

Xie Hantan’s circle of friends

【1】

Xie Hantan was very lonely after becoming a devil.

The Demon Realm is a barren and barren land, the kind of barren. Here’s not to say that the devil is stingy, but to say that the devil’s place is really barren and can’t be plucked out.

The demon species also look ugly, so Xie Hantan stayed in the demon world, and his entire spiritual life was very poor, but as a demon god, he couldn’t always run away. What should I do about civil unrest? So the circle of friends became Xie Hantan’s only entertainment in the devil world. Soon after the circle of friends was opened, everyone found that Xie Hantan was the most active circle of friends among the high-level monks in the cultivation world.

First of all, Xie Hantan is a like crazy.

Basically, all you can see, in Xie Hantan’s circle of friends, and in the circle of friends on public channels, have Xie Hantan’s footprints.

Ah, Master posted delicious food, please like it.

Ah, Qin Zichen posted the sword score again, study it, yes, give it a like.

Who is this? I don’t know, um, forget it, give it a thumbs up and read it.

…

Xie Hantan praised everywhere, and the name is also very cool.

Everyone’s name is generally their own name, and the high-end point is that, like Qin Zichen, it is a Taoist number.

But Xie Hantan gave himself a very coquettish name-Peach Blossom Hantan.

Everyone’s first reaction was: Who? ? Xie Hantan fans? ? ?

Until Xie Hantan posted a circle of friends: Hello everyone, I am Xie Hantan.

At that time, everyone’s reaction was: the scumbag was hacked, right? !

But later, after Qin Shuang’s child was born, everyone praised Xie Hantan’s behavior, and turned around and said to his parents, “You guys are really dirt, you’re rubbish!”

Qin Zichen felt that the child was not his own.

Several times he wondered, is Qin Shuang similar to himself? Just like the dragon pill with Xuanhua on his body, he has always been called the son of the dragon wind. That Qin Shuang…

Thinking of this, Qin Zichen immediately sent a circle of friends:

Is studying the slaughtering swordsmanship.

after awhile……

Xie Hantan gave him a like.

【2】

In addition to likes, Xie Hantan is also a high-frequency person in the circle of friends.

He likes to photograph all of his life.

Take a selfie when you wake up in the morning, and post one: another beautiful day.

Because Xie Hantan has good looks and good selfie skills. So I circled a bunch of melon-eating fans and waited for Xie Hantan’s daily picture every day.

Among them, Su Qingyi, Lu Qingyi, Mei Changjun… etc., high-ranking female monks.

So as soon as the photos of Xie Hantan come out every day, the scene is probably like this:

Mei Changjun: Lick the screen!

Lu Qingyi: Senior Xie is also very handsome today!

Su Qingyi: licking the screen +2

Other nuns a: The three seniors have really good vision. Our Hantan deserves the love of so many people!

Female nun b: All over the world, I am the only one in the cold pool!

nun c:  …

Lin Coffin: I don’t think it looks good.

Xue Ziyu: Well, I think Senior Xie’s chin is a bit strange…

Qin Zichen: P, shemale.

Xie Hantan: Handsome people are always envied.

Then go and give a like to Lin Coffin, Xue Ziyu, and Qin Zichen.

Then, these three people were so angry that they fell into the circle of friends…

After a while, everyone felt that they could no longer indulge Xie Hantan to seduce their wives and daughters, so Qin Zichen, Xue Ziyu, Lin Coffin discussed it and decided to take revenge on Xie Hantan.

Qin Zichen’s first thought was…kill him!

Xue Ziyu said: “No, no, if we do it, we will go to the demon world to do it, and we will not dominate. After we do it, Xie Hantan sends a circle of friends, it is estimated that these female monks will feel distressed for a while…”

Qin Zichen and Lin Coffin didn’t believe it and went to the devil world together.

Xie Hantan sat lazily on a chair, holding a fine wine, provocatively said, “You want to hit me?”

After speaking, he opened his hand and said indifferently, “Come on.”

Qin Zichen kicked him against the wall with one kick.

After the fight, Lin Coffin and Qin Zichen aggressively left a sentence: “Don’t post on Moments!” Then they turned and left.

But when they just left the demon world, they saw a small video uploaded on Xie Hantan’s circle of friends, which was the scene of the two men threatening him.

Under the circle of friends:

Su Qingyi: Damn it, they’re going to go against it! ! Don’t be afraid, Hantan, I’ll take care of him when he comes back. This time kneeling on the nail board! !

Mei Changjun: Hehe, Hantan, don’t worry, this time our pegboards are wholesale.

Lu Qingyi: Xue Ziyu must be involved in this matter. Don’t worry, Senior Xie, I will give you an explanation next time.

Female nun a: My heart hurts, Hantan was actually smothered like this.

Female nun b: I thought Daojun Jingyan was a good person, who would have thought! ! !

Female nun c: I can no longer be infatuated with Daojun Jingyan! !

nun d:  …

Xue Ziyu: @Lu Qingyi, Qingyi, listen to me, this matter really has nothing to do with me! ! ! I also blocked it, and it was all done by Uncle Shi and Lin Coffin! !

Seeing more and more replies on the circle of friends, the two men sat on the steps without saying a word.

“Why don’t you go home now?” Qin Zichen felt a little sad and felt that the wind was a little cold.

“Yeah.” Lin Coffin nodded, he felt the same way.

【3】

Violence against Xie Hantan will not work anymore.

The three men studied it and decided to go the other way.

Yan value! !

So Qin Zichen imitated Xie Hantan and took a selfie the next morning.

After filming, I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “I’ve figured out the thirty-six styles of Taiyi swordsmanship, and I’m very happy.”

After posting, it was accompanied by a selfie of his cold face.

after awhile.

Peach Blossom Hantan: Seeing the door **** early in the morning scared me to death…

Mei Changjun: I thought it was the Heavenly Sword Sect that was recruiting…

Sister a: I don’t know why, I really want to study hard

Female nun b: I don’t want to be on the Moments anymore, I’m going to practice swordsmanship

Female nun c: I just want to make a circle of friends for entertainment, why do I feel so stressed…

Lu Qingyi: Uncle Shi, the fourth peak’s morning training has been completed today!

Xue Ziyu:  …

Lin Coffin: It’s actually quite handsome.

Mei Changjun: @銺銺, the face of your coffin is mysteriously similar.

…

Looking at the circle of friends, Qin Zichen felt very depressed. However, after a while, Xie Hantan posted on the Moments.

The man wore a black-gold robe and raised his head slightly, with a small fan covering his thin lips, his peach blossom eyes slightly raised, surrounded by scattered peach blossoms.

“Photo of the Day: Looking at peach blossoms today, do I look good?”

Bottom row.

Su Qingyi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! Beautiful today! !

Mei Changjun: My little heart ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! looks great! ! ! ! !

Lu Qingyi: Thank you, senior, you have always been the most beautiful! ! So beautiful today! !

Sister a: I don’t want to study anymore, I’m addicted to beauty and I can’t extricate myself

Female nun b: ah ah ah ah ah

Female nun c: This is the circle of friends I want! !

nun d:  …

Qin Zichen: Not serious at all!

Lin Coffin: +1 to Qin Zichen

Xue Ziyu: Well, not serious.

Even so, the three men discussed the picture very seriously.

Qin Zichen: “He must be wearing makeup! Look at this eyeliner”

Lin Coffin: “Where did this peach blossom come from?”

Xue Ziyu: “Actually, it’s a bit pretty…”

Qin Zichen and Lin Coffin looked up at Xue Ziyu, and Xue Ziyu coughed.

“Well, I have an idea,” Qin Zichen thought seriously, “I think I can do a live broadcast.”

“????”

Lin Coffin and Xue Ziyu were both thinking, what the **** is this.

【4】

But they soon learned.

Because the next day, Qin Zichen’s live broadcast started.

Xue Ziyu hired a makeup artist for him, and then Qin Zichen set up the camera in the circle of friends, and then said seriously.

“Hello everyone, I’m mc Qin Zichen. Today, I’ll show you the Shifang Swordsmanship. The Shifang Sword is my wife Su Qingyi’s frequently used swordsmanship. You can study it seriously.”

After saying that, Qin Zichen began to dance the sword.

The circle of friends relies on spiritual power to support the screen. The stronger the spiritual power, the longer the time to support the screen, and ordinary people can post a small video. However, Qin Zichen uses spiritual power to continuously supply it, and it becomes a live broadcast screen.

The coffin is above the dead corner of the picture, and the mana is constantly making peach blossoms, so the camera is the sword immortal in white arrogantly and earnestly dancing the sword, the peach blossoms are swaying next to it, the perfect face, 360 degrees without dead ends, why? Look how handsome.

After a while, the circle of friends was full.

a: The abstinence system is also great ah ah ah, licking the screen licking the screen! ! ! ! ! ! !

b: Jingyan Daojun’s beauty really needs to be dynamic to reflect! ! ! lick the screen lick the screen! ! ! ! ! !

c: I have defected, all over the world, only my son Chen.

d: Jingyan Daojun’s sword is truly unparalleled in the world, and I have studied it carefully! !

Mei Changjun: Damn, this ice cube is also very good!

Lu Qingyi: My Heavenly Sword Sect is really the best.

While Qin Zichen was vigorously dancing the sword, Su Qingyi came in humming a song. As soon as I entered, I saw such a fantastic scene.

Lin Coffin was the first to notice Su Qingyi coming, and ran away instantly.

Xue Ziyu then ran away.

When Qin Zichen noticed that the flowers were gone, he couldn’t help but stop, frowned, and saw Su Qingyi staring at him blankly.

The four eyes met, two by two shocked. Qin Zichen was about to explain something when Su Qingyi walked over, pushed him to the ground and started to pull his clothes.

“Zichen, you are very beautiful today, it makes me very impulsive! Come on!”

Qin Zichen: “!!!”

He’s still streaming! !

The spiritual power was quickly cut off, but it was too late.

After cutting off the spiritual power, everything just now turned into a video and posted it in the circle of friends, which was watched over and over again by everyone.

After Qin Zichen finished everything, he returned to the circle of friends and found that he was all:

Sister a: It turns out…Jingyan Daojun is below.

Dan Ran: So the goddess is so unrestrained…

Xie Hantan: [heartbroken] [heartbroken] [heartbroken]

Female nun b: Ah ah ah, I feel so sorry for Hantan! !

Female nun c: It’s too hot…

Male cultivator a: Let’s bet how long it will take to see Daojun Jingyan and when will he come out?

Male repairer b: What if it’s only half a quarter of an hour and I’m too tired to fall asleep?

Sister d:b is talking about himself, I testify, this is really true.

Male repairer b:d What nonsense are you talking about!

Sister d: I’m telling the truth.

Male cultivator b: The women in Hehuan Palace are really shameless!

Sister D: That’s not what you said when you and I slept…

Feng Ning: I just like the girl from Hehuan Palace, so straightforward!

Hua Yuerong: Brother Feng Ning, come here.

Feng Ning: Who the **** are you?

Hua Yuerong: I’m the new Palace Master of Hehuan Palace~~ I’ve been wanting to do Shuangxiu with your brother from the Heavenly Sword Sect for a long time!

Feng Ning: Well… let me introduce you to my senior brother. He is very good. His name is Lei Xuzi. Yuan Yang is still there.

…

After a while, Lei Xuzi posted a circle of friends:

He won another round of Hehuan Palace. Hehuan Palace’s swordsmanship is not very good.

Then Hua Yuerong sent a code word to the circle of friends:

Ru Niang’s Heavenly Sword Sect…