The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 540 Why don’t you smile?

Tang Yin's paintings appear in the movie, and Tang Yin's background is briefly introduced through the narration voice.

The story of the movie is naturally fictional, and the experiences of Tang Yin in real history and Tang Yin in the movie are completely different.

After Jing Xiyue heard that Tang Yin had eight beautiful wives, she immediately complained in her heart.

"Xu Ye, you are definitely operating in secret. The role given to He Haozhe is that of a lustful gambler, while the role given to you is that of a romantic and talented man with eight wives!"

She couldn't stand a woman, let alone the men in the theater.

Jing Xiyue heard the man next to her say angrily: "Hello dog!"

Jing Xiyue glanced at the boy. She could already see that the veins in his arms were bulging and his fists were clenched.

The lineup of eight wives is really too strong.

The five members of China's number one girl group include Tang Siqi, who is currently very popular among the younger generation of actresses, Jiang Ziwei, who just won the Best Female Singer, and Chen Yuxin, who earns money from singing for Xu Yehua.

From an image point of view, these eight people each have their own beauty, and each of them is a goddess in reality.

However, now the eight people in the play are all Tang Bohu's wives.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu's married life was not happy.

These eight wives played cards all day long, and used Tang Bohu's works as tablecloths and even cut off a bird's head from the picture of birds facing the phoenix to use it as a chicken for mahjong tiles.

Not only the eight wives, but also Tang Bohu's mother was not a normal person.

After Jing Xiyue saw this plot, he thought of many real-life examples.

"Tang Bohu's mother thought that he would be happy after marrying eight wives. Outsiders also envy Tang Bohu for marrying eight wives. But whether he is happy or not, can Tang Bohu himself not know?"

In this plot, Tang Bohu's mother and eight wives showed what it means to be messy.

If you say you are unhappy, we will directly threaten you with hanging.

If this were put in reality, just hearing such feelings would be enough to suffocate.

However, this paragraph is expressed in a humorous way, and it is not so depressing if you don't think about it carefully.

In the end, it was Tang Bohu who apologized to everyone.

A group of wives said: "Mr., please smile, just smile."

Tang Bohu stretched out his hand and pulled his mouth open, showing a forced smile.

The eight wives continued: "The smile is too forced. I want to be happier and have a nice smile."

Tang Bohu continued to open his mouth and laughed out a classic laugh in the Mandarin version on Earth.

When he finished laughing, he found that his eight wives had stopped looking at him and were continuing to play mahjong.

Jing Xiyue already felt a little sorry for Tang Bohu.

She noticed that the veins on the boy next to him had disappeared and his clenched fists had loosened.

The plot continues.

King Ning sent people to find Tang Bohu, but King Ning was plotting a rebellion. Tang Bohu did not want to get involved in this matter and asked Tang's mother to send these people away.

Tang's mother originally wanted to use Tang Bohu's illness to persuade King Ning's people to leave, but she didn't expect that King Ning had been prepared and these people came with the imperial doctor.

It doesn't matter if you are sick, I will just treat you.

When King Ning's people found Tang Bohu, they pushed the door open and saw Tang Bohu, who should have been seriously ill, eating chicken wings.

The theater suddenly burst into laughter.

Many of the plots in this movie were completely unexpected.

Prince Ning's men asked, "Didn't you say he was seriously ill?"

Tang's mother said seriously: "He is very ill!"

"If you are very sick, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?"

Tang Mu looked at Prince Ning's men, then at Tang Bohu, and asked, "What's going on with you?"

Jing Xiyue burst into laughter.

At this time, Tang Bohu stretched out his finger and touched his chin, his brain was obviously thinking quickly.

He held the chicken wings in one hand and stood up slowly.

"It's simple because..."

The next second, Tang Bohu sang directly: "Braised wings, I like to eat~"

Prince Ning's men came out and said, "But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon~"

Tang's mother immediately sang along: "The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat as hard as you can. If you don't eat now, you won't have the chance to eat again in the future~"

At the end, the three people stood side by side waving their arms and sang in unison:
“If you don’t eat it now, you won’t have the chance to eat it again in the future~”

When this song started playing, the whole auditorium never stopped laughing.

Jing Xiyue looked at Xiaoyao, who was laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking.

"How dare you say you don't like nonsensical comedies?"

Jing Xiyue said proudly in her heart that she thought this was the only laugh in this episode.

But nonsensical comedy just makes you unexpected.

Prince Ning's men said: "It is rare for a person who is about to die to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan. Doctor, please take Tang Jieyuan's pulse and see how serious it is?"

The plot became tense again.

At first, the imperial doctor checked Tang Bohu's pulse and felt that there was nothing wrong with Tang Bohu's pulse.

Tang Bohu immediately used martial arts to change his pulse.

What Jing Xiyue didn't expect was that electronic music actually sounded.

After the electronic music, there was a piece of music that seemed familiar to her.

Here, the name of the first piece of music that appeared when the imperial doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse was called "William Tell" Overture.

The song also appeared in an episode of Tom and Jerry called "Tom in the Rocking Chair."

The reason why Jing Xiyue felt familiar was because she had heard this piece of music in "Tom and Jerry".

Even the imperial doctor was stunned by this music.

When he felt Tang Bohu's pulse for the second time, the music that sounded this time was very familiar to Jing Xiyue.

It is the song of "Men Should Improve themselves".

The song that originally appeared here was "General's Order".

The tune "A Man Should Strengthen Himself" was adapted from the ancient song "Jiang Ling". There is no "General Ling" in this world, so Xu Ye directly used the chorus melody of "A Man Should Strengthen Himself".

This time, the imperial doctor was so frightened that he stood up.

Prince Ning's men immediately asked: "What happened?"

The imperial doctor was surprised: "I have never heard of such a chaotic pulse!"

"What did you hear?"

The imperial doctor said: "Men should strengthen themselves!"

"what?!"

The entire theater was laughing like crazy at this moment.

After the New Year's Eve party in Guangdong Province, the song "Men Should Be Strong" has become popular all over the world. Even if people here have not actively listened to this song, they have passively heard it. Everyone never expected that this wave would actually be linked to "Men Should Be Strong".

"What the hell is this! You are just Tang Bohu trying to make Qiuxiang, how can a man be so self-reliant!"

Jing Xiyue could no longer laugh anymore.

It's obviously a completely illogical thing, but I just find it funny and there's no sense of violation at all.

"It's the acting skills. The acting skills of these actors are so good!"

Jing Xiyue came to a conclusion after analyzing it in her mind.

Obviously, "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" is much better than "Unexpectedly" in terms of overall quality.

"Isn't this all planned by Xu Ye? First use Wan Wan Wan Wei to establish the basic concept of a nonsensical comedy for everyone, and then come up with the movie, and everyone will be more accepting of it."

Men should strive for self-improvement appeared here, and Xu Ye sang "Men should strive for self-improvement" at the New Year's Eve party.

If "Men Should Be Strong" hadn't become a hit, the baggage here wouldn't ring a bell.

Every step is preparation for the final release of the film.

And Xu Ye also has enough confidence.

He knew that "Men Should Strengthen Theirself" would definitely become popular, and this baggage would definitely be heard as well.

"Xu Ye is awesome!"

Jing Xiyue was already admiring Xu Ye.

At least the laughter in the theater has proved that the current plot of this movie is successful.

On the screen, the movie continues.

The imperial doctor gave Tang Bohu a death notice, and King Ning's men took people away.

But Tang's mother said coldly: "Beast, kneel down!"

The scene from the high-intensity version trailer appeared.

The Tang family has enemies, so Tang Bohu cannot reveal that he knows martial arts.

In Tang Mu's narration, stories from the past emerged.

The scene switched to the battle scene between Tang Bohu's father and the fatal scholar. The Tang father here was also played by Xu Ye.

But in this battle, Tang's mother said she wanted to help Tang's father, but every time she took action, she hit Tang's father hard.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

Tang's father is completely one against two, and it's already pretty good that he can hold on.

In the end, Tang Bohu's father threw Tang's mother out to block the fatal scholar, then used the Overlord's carbine to pierce the fatal scholar's body.

It's a pity that the head of the Overlord Spear has been cut off by the deadly scholar.

Of course you can't kill someone without a spear head.

After returning, Tang's father died in depression. Before his death, he made a cold iron spear head for the Overlord Spear.

Tang Bohu asked: "Didn't you say that we have two major enemies? Who is the other one?"

After hearing this, Jing Xiyue complained in her heart; "The other one is your mother!"

If Tang's mother hadn't been around to cause trouble, Tang's father might have killed the deadly scholar.

In fact, another enemy is Mrs. Hua, who is Tang's mother's love rival.

After chatting with Tang's mother, Tang Bohu decided to go out to avoid the limelight.

His eight wives still play cards all day long, and no one can really understand Tang Bohu.

The scene changed and we came to the market.

In the cheerful music, the four great talents from Jiangnan made their debut.

The four people walked out with coquettish steps, then took off their coats and posed, which attracted cheers from a group of onlookers.

Ma Lu and Li Qiushan, who played the other two talented men, were also recognized by everyone.

After some fun, a few people proposed to write a poem.

"A group of geese at the foot of the mountain are driven into the river by hissing. They fall into the river and catch the geese to cure their hunger."

After the other three talents finished speaking these three lines of poems, they all looked at Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "After dinner, go home and play with your wife."

Jing Xiyue thought again that Xu Ye often wrote poems on Weibo.

The level of writing poetry is as poor as ever.

Then the topic turned to Tang Bohu, and everyone expressed their envy that Tang Bohu had eight wives.

Tang Bohu burst out laughing when he heard this.

The audience all understood that this was because Tang Bohu was not as happy as they imagined.

At this time, Zhu Zhishan led everyone to look at a beautiful woman on the bridge, and asked Tang Bohu to go over and strike up a conversation and demonstrate how to pick up girls.

Jing Xiyue was extremely excited.

"Come on, come on, Qiuxiang is coming!"

The figure on the bridge is wearing the same clothes as Qiuxiang's clothes in the poster!
The hero and heroine are finally going to meet!
In the previous foreshadowing, the image of Tang Bohu's eight wives has become unflattering. At this time, the audience is more expecting Tang Bohu to find his ideal lover.

Under the urging of everyone, Tang Bohu walked towards the girl by the bridge.

Just when he was about to reach the girl, the gauze scarf on the girl's body flew up and fell on his face.

Under the soothing background music, the charming atmosphere gradually spread.

Tang Bohu took off his gauze scarf and walked towards the girl with an affectionate look on his face.

Jing Xiyue didn't dare to blink and stared at the big screen.

"Xiao Xu, come out here!"

As soon as she finished shouting in her heart, the "girl" sitting by the bridge slowly turned her head, revealing a bearded face.

Even the little finger of this "beauty's" left hand is still clasping her nostril.

The smile on Jing Xiyue's face froze instantly.

She was completely speechless.

Not to mention, she was quite familiar with this man disguised as a woman.

It is Dong Shengli and Goddess Dong in "Never Expected".

"No Xu Ye, you must be sick. Who asked you to film like this?!"

Jing Xiyue smiled helplessly.

She finally realized that people can really laugh when they are extremely speechless.

She turned her head and glanced at Xiaoyao next to her, trying to seek psychological comfort.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyao was smiling happily and took out her mobile phone.

Seeing Jing Xiyue's eyes, Xiaoyao explained: "No, I want to post on Moments. This movie is too funny!"

At this time, Xiaoyao asked doubtfully: "Why don't you smile?"

(End of this chapter)