NOVEL WEB Chapter 492 This is not a comedy at all!
Chapter 492 This is not a comedy at all!
After Xu Ye's Weibo was released, the curiosity of the audience was immediately ignited.
Here again, here again!
At the previous Huayin Awards ceremony, Xu Ye live broadcasted the Huayin Awards directly on Douishou, and sang a song "Rakshasa Haishi" in the live broadcast room, completely losing the face of the Huayin Awards.
It can be said that everyone is shouting for the Huayin Award now.
It is not a good thing for Xu Ye to give it like this!
"It's not the dean, is it really such a coincidence?"
"I'm really looking forward to it. I'll watch it when I get back from get off work tomorrow!"
"Teacher Chen, I suggest you prepare the quick-acting Jiuxin Pills, otherwise it will be difficult for the dean to explain if something happens!"
The patients at Huohua Hospital were delighted to hear all this.
Being a fan of Xu Ye brings peace of mind.
Don't panic if problems arise, it doesn't matter, Xu Ye will take action personally, and those who offend him will not have a good end.
Didn’t you notice that the stock price of Jade Bird Entertainment has been falling for half a year?
What everyone didn't expect was that after a while, Chen Guangze replied to Xu Ye.
"We'll see!"
Chen Guangze only replied these four words.
Obviously, Chen Guangze is full of confidence this time.
On the Internet, some idle netizens are also guessing what content will be broadcast in the next episode.
It's a pity that I couldn't guess it at all.
Reasoning requires clues, and you never expect that there is no connection between the plot before and after, and you can't deduce it even if you want to.
On Friday, early in the morning, a big event happened in the entertainment industry.
The Chinese Online Drama Association held a meeting in Shanghai. The meeting was attended by people from major video platforms, as well as some related practitioners, such as directors, screenwriters, actors and the like.
In the past, online dramas were at the lower end of the contempt chain in the film and television drama circles.
However, with the development of the Internet in recent years, more and more people are watching TV series online, and the ratings of TV stations have been declining.
Many companies have begun to make plans for online dramas.
Web dramas are bound to become a must-have for everyone.
The meeting ended at 11 o'clock in the morning, and a press conference was held afterwards.
Chen Guangze was sitting on the stage of the press conference, with a very proud expression on his face.
Before this meeting was held, reporters in the entertainment industry got wind of it.
Meetings are normal. Competition among major video platforms is fierce this year. Online video platforms have also come to the forefront. It’s time for the big guys to sit down and chat.
But when everyone thought about what Chen Guangze posted on Weibo yesterday, they felt that part of the content of today's meeting must be related to Xu Ye.
Sure enough, at the press conference, when the microphone was in Chen Guangze's hands, a reporter immediately asked: "Hello, Mr. Chen, as a screenwriter, do you have any suggestions for the development of the online drama industry?"
In fact, this reporter is a stooge, and this is the person who arranged it in advance.
When this question was asked, Chen Guangze said calmly: "In this morning's meeting, many friends and I discussed this matter. We are also preparing to formulate our own internal review standards for online dramas. We must strictly control quality, and the most important thing is not to produce junk content..."
This last sentence has a clear meaning.
After Chen Guangze talked for a while, he slowly said: "I would like to mention a few typical cases here. We have submitted opinions to the review department and hope that these dramas will be removed from the shelves, such as "Guild Wars" and "Sister-in-law, What Are You Doing?" "Never Expected", "Young Aqiang".
"These dramas all have one thing in common. They use some gimmicks to attract viewers. In fact, the content is completely nutritious and will have an impact on the physical and mental health of young people."
After Chen Guangze finished speaking, a group of reporters in the audience finally understood.
Isn't this just what Xu Ye didn't expect?
These reporters have also heard about the other online dramas mentioned.
Two of them are about hitting the edge, and the other one is not about the edge and just plays the straight ball.
It's a bit far-fetched to put it in there that I never expected.
"Using administrative measures directly, thanks to the fact that the Online Drama Association is a non-governmental organization. If this was official, I would never have thought that it would have been taken off the shelves, right?"
These reporters were thinking.
They announced the news on the spot, and the title was naturally shocking.
"Chen Guangze: I never expected that the review department might take it off the shelves."
It may be removed from the shelves, it may or may not be, this is not considered a rumor.
Today's "Unexpectedly" is the top online drama. With this topic, the popularity is naturally quite high.
As soon as the news was released, Xu Ye's fans clapped their hands and applauded.
"It should have been taken off the shelves long ago!"
"It's a boring movie, the characters in it are like mentally retarded, please take it off the shelves."
"I hope Teacher Chen will continue to promote the high quality of online dramas!"
"Xu Ye should just sing your songs with peace of mind and don't get involved."
"The Chinese Online Drama Association has taken action, Xu Ye is not far away from Liangliang!"
Although the drama "Unexpectedly" is not the only one mentioned in this news, other dramas have been ignored by everyone.
Who made "Never Expected" the most popular?
When the black fans were in a collective climax, the review department did not respond.
The patients at Huohua Hospital are very emotionally stable.
Every famous star and fan base has seen big storms.
The patients have been accustomed to all this for such a long time.
The captain of the security team of Huohua Academy only posted a piece of information about the Chinese Online Drama Association on Weibo.
"It's a non-governmental organization. Let's disperse."
The patients suddenly couldn't hold themselves any longer.
"I always feel like this scene seems familiar."
"I remember there is a non-governmental organization called the Chinese Singers Association, right?"
"Teacher Chen is confused!"
"I already have a feeling what's going to happen."
Everyone also praised Quye one after another.
"Dean, your play is going to be taken off the shelves, are you panicking?"
It didn't take long for Xu Ye to reply to the patient.
"You don't have anything to see, it's not like I don't have anything to see."
The patients really made sense when they heard it.
Damn it, what are we going to do if it’s taken off the shelves?
"Brother, don't really take it off the shelves!"
On the other side, the filming scene of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".
Xu Ye is supervising the work here, restoring the scenes to be used in the movie.
Not long after, his cell phone rang.
The caller was Mr. Lu, the vice president of Penguin Video.
As soon as the call was connected, Lu Yuan's voice came out.
"What a fool, this Chen Guangze is a little ignorant. Damn it, he was driving well, but this old guy criticized him at the meeting. He never expected it. Isn't it just that he has a few stinky money, and Penguin More than money?"
While scolding, Lu Yuan explained the situation to Xu Ye.
This meeting was a meeting that had been scheduled long ago, and the content of the discussion was also set in advance.
When talking about the quality of online dramas, Chen Guangze mentioned "Unexpectedly" in his speech, and some people also helped to speak out.
It was obvious that these people had discussed it privately.
Penguin Video’s development momentum this year is so strong that other video platforms are naturally jealous.
It would also be good for them if "Never Expected" could really be taken off the shelves.
After Lu Yuan explained the situation, he said: "But the problem is not big. The removal is not something they can decide. Since the review department can give you a review, it is impossible to remove it casually. Moreover, if this is done, Chen Guangze will be in the review department. , I won’t look good in the future.”
"I never worry about being taken off the shelves." Xu Ye said with a smile.
How could this movie be removed from the shelves?
"As long as you have an idea, do you want to adjust the playback time and finish the update as soon as possible to avoid trouble?" Lu Yuan asked.
"No need." Xu Ye said.
"Unexpectedly" will be updated for three days on weekends because most people have rest during these days, and these videos can bring everyone happiness.
After all, it's not a plot-based drama, so it wouldn't be interesting if it were updated daily.
There are so many jokes here that need time to ferment.
On the other side, the Beijing Audit Department.
Cao Na is a question mark because she was the one who passed the review for the drama "Unexpectedly".
Whoever passes the review is responsible.
After the Internet incident, it was impossible for the review department to take no action.
Then Cao Na had to review "Unexpectedly" again.
She has quite a lot of work on her hands, which is equivalent to forcibly adding a workload to her, and it is also an urgent one.
Cao Na knew in her heart that there was nothing wrong with the drama "Unexpectedly", but the process still had to be followed.
This made her very angry.
Chen Guangze used the official weapon for personal use this time.
If the final inspection shows that "Never Expected" fully complies with the regulations, then the review department's attitude towards Chen Guangze will naturally not be good.
The reason is also very simple. If you say there are problems with the dramas we have reviewed, forget it if they really have problems. If there are no problems, then you are deliberately looking for trouble.
The most important thing is that Chen Guangze is involved in a personal grudge.
In the future, if a drama involving Chen Guangze is stuck in the review cycle, it will be enough for Chen Guangze to drink a pot.
In the evening, Chen Guangze was having entertainment activities in a villa with a group of friends.
In the living room, besides Chen Guangze, there were several directors and several good-looking actresses.
The clothes these actresses wear are all cheongsams. Today is cheongsam play.
Cheongsam is a garment that tests a woman's figure, and it is not easy to look good in it.
However, the figures of these actresses have obviously been trained, and the cheongsams on their bodies are all uneven.
One of the actresses sat next to Chen Guangze, her body pressed closely against him.
As a veteran in the entertainment industry, Chen Guangze is accustomed to such scenes, and he is even more familiar with what is going to happen tonight.
Everyone gets what they need.
When the time reached eight o'clock, a director said: "Guangze, didn't Xu Ye say that tonight's update was for you? I never expected that it was for you. We happen to be here, why don't we take a look at it together?"
As soon as this was said, everyone agreed.
"That's right, let's criticize and criticize together!"
"You guys just want to take a look at what kind of medicine Xu Ye sells in his gourd."
Chen Guangze smiled and said: "Well, let's take a look. It won't take too much time."
Soon, someone set up the TV in the living room.
The seventh episode of "Unexpectedly" has been updated.
"Let's get started." Chen Guangze took a sip of wine and said.
Another person pressed the remote and the episode started playing.
Chen Guangze stretched his hand from the back of the woman beside him and hugged the woman's slender waist.
Chen Guangze was still a little excited when he thought about holding his slender waist with both hands later.
"Just six minutes, be patient and start again." Chen Guangze said in his heart.
Not long after, a sound came from the TV.
"This episode is sponsored by the Chinese Rich Association: 'We don't want to be friends with you, thank you.'"
Then, the title of the seventh episode appeared, and the words under the title were the focus of Chen Guangze and others.
"Money can't give me happiness at all. It takes a lot of money to give me happiness."
"Why are you jealous of me? I'm just a rich, handsome man."
"Judging from my hairstyle, I must be my father's biological son."
"I heard that everyone else took the subway, so I bought the subway just to be gregarious."
"How can I get terminally ill if the girl I have a crush on likes romance?"
When he first looked down, Chen Guangze felt disdainful.
Isn’t this just promoting the supremacy of money? There is something wrong with this concept! As for the other words, I have no idea!
But when he saw the last sentence, Chen Guangze suddenly felt some problems in his heart.
Because in the drama "Savior", he wrote that one of the reasons why the male and female protagonists separated was because the female protagonist had a terminal illness.
"What... does this mean?" Chen Guangze was a little confused.
Then, the main film begins.
It started with Wang Dachui’s new skin. Today, it’s the rich and handsome version of Wang Dachui, wearing a floral shirt and a weird hairstyle.
Wang Dachui's voice also sounded.
"My name is Wang Dachui. Every day I wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters and face more than 200 beautiful maids. However, I don't feel happy because I am rich. I only hope to have an unforgettable love. Go away , you damn money, go away and don’t bother me anymore.”
When Wang Dachui's image appeared in everyone's eyes, Chen Guangze snorted and said, "This look is deliberately ugly again!"
What Chen Guangze didn't know was that the name of this episode was "Standard Idol Drama".
As for the plots inside, they are all called standard idol dramas, so of course everything in idol dramas is included here.
As the plot continued, Wang Dachui came to his company for inspection. His walking posture with only thumbs in his pockets made Chen Guangze sneer again.
In this episode, Wang Dachui is a very rich and handsome man, and his family is very rich.
When he was walking in the company, he was knocked out by a cleaning girl.
"What kind of plot is this?"
A group of directors present were a little confused.
After the collision, the cleaning girl told Wang Dachui that she didn't mean it.
Wang Dachui was speechless. You made a running motion before hitting me and you still said it was not intentional?
The cleaning girl didn't care about Wang Dachui vomiting blood, but she became concerned about staining Wang Dachui's clothes.
Wang Dachui showed off that his clothes were hand-sewn in Italy and were global limited editions. The next second, the company's water changer passed by with a bucket in his arms. The clothes he wore were the same as Wang Dachui's.
The whole process can be said to be full of laughter.
Several directors almost couldn't help but laugh out loud, but they held it back after looking at Chen Guangze's solemn expression.
Although he was scolding Xu Ye, he never expected that some of the scenes in it were really funny.
Xu Ye's performance also made the role of Wang Dachui very real.
Some people on the Internet said that there was something wrong with the drama "Unexpectedly", but no one said that there was something wrong with Xu Ye's acting skills.
Wang Dachui emphasized again: "It's very valuable anyway, I can't even afford to lose it if I sell it to you!"
The cleaning girl slapped Wang Dachui on the face and said angrily: "I am a serious cleaning girl, not for sale. Don't think that you can trample on my dignity just because you have a few dirty dollars."
Wang Dachui covered his face, but he didn't look angry at all.
There is another small detail here. The cleaning girl hit Wang Dachui on the left side of his face, but Wang Dachui covered his right cheek.
At this time, Chen Guangze already felt that something was wrong.
Although he has never seen these plots before, they always feel a bit familiar.
At this moment, Wang Dachui said: "Someone dares to do something to me. I have never felt this before. Is this the heartbeat of love? It must be true. A rich man like me, who has such a humble status and is not good at dressing up, An ordinary woman who is good at slapping people is simply defenseless."
As soon as this line came out, the familiar feeling in Chen Guangze's heart became even stronger.
Wang Dachui stood up and said directly to the cleaning girl: "You are very good, please be my girlfriend."
The cleaning girl said righteously: "No, I am not such a casual girl."
But in the next sentence, the cleaning girl changed the topic.
"You haven't taken me around the world on a luxury yacht, you haven't forced me to kiss me in a hot air balloon at 20,000 feet, you haven't courted me in a field covered with rose petals, and we have to have an unreasonable quarrel and make up. , break up, quarrel again, and make up again, so that I can be your girlfriend."
Chen Guangze only felt that the sense of déjà vu was getting stronger and stronger.
The plot continues.
Wang Dachui was about to give up when he learned that it was such a hassle, but the cleaning girl agreed directly.
The reason is also very simple.
The cleaning girl said: "I realized that the moment you turned around, I had fallen in love with you."
Just when everyone thought this love was going to end, a new character appeared.
It is the role played by Dong Shengli disguised as a woman.
And he plays Wang Dachui's childhood sweetheart, but he has never met.
The childhood sweetheart said that Wang Dachui couldn't be with the cleaning girl.
"I am so beautiful, but you abandoned me for such a fat and ugly woman who is dressed in a tacky way. How on earth am I inferior to her?"
The childhood sweethearts even brought the cleaning girl over for comparison.
The contrast is naturally quite obvious.
The contrast here is full of joy.
When this plot appeared, the familiar feeling in Chen Guangze's heart suddenly became smoother.
"Isn't this the plot of my fucking play!"
However, I never expected that the plot in it was an exaggerated version, while his was a serious idol drama version.
For a moment, Chen Guangze's heart skipped a beat.
His hands were still kneading the waist of the actress beside him, but he stopped immediately.
Just now, when he was looking at Wan Wan Wan, he had been looking at it with a critical eye.
Even so, he sensed something different in this episode.
This is not funny, this is sarcastic!
Several directors present also noticed differences in this episode.
Originally everyone was sitting in a slouched posture, but at this moment they all sat upright.
The plot is still going on. The childhood sweetheart first framed the cleaning girl in front of Wang Dachui, and then paid the cleaning girl to leave Wang Dachui.
The cleaning girl finally left Wang Dachui with fifty-six yuan and fifty cents.
After leaving the cleaning girl, Wang Dachui was depressed. When he walked on the road, everyone looked like the cleaning girl.
An infatuated rich man falls in love with a poor little girl.
What kind of love story is this?
Chen Guangze only had one sentence in his heart.
Isn’t this the fucking love story I wrote?
Who are you mocking with this!
Chen Guangze already had a bad feeling in his heart.
"Will Wang Dachui learn the truth about the cleaning girl leaving him next?"
Sure enough, Wang Dachui received a letter.
A letter from the cleaning girl.
“Dear Hammer, I didn’t leave you because of money, but because I suffered from intermittent vascular nerve headaches, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic intima detachment, trisomy 21, severe moderate Second disease, I don’t want to drag you down because of this, I hope you find a better person and have a happier life.”
After Wang Dachui read the letter, he burst into tears and said, "The writing is so damn ugly."
Chen Guangze's expression froze.
Because he also wrote this plot in his play.
Moreover, according to the current broadcast progress of "You Are My Savior", today's broadcast is exactly when the male protagonist is depressed, and there is a third party involved in the scene.
In tomorrow's update, the male and female protagonists will be reconciled as before.
"It won't be like this later, right?" Chen Guangze looked a little nervous.
The plot was just as he expected.
Wang Dachui thought he would never see the cleaning girl again, but he didn't expect that he would meet the cleaning girl again in another company.
Yes, it’s such a coincidence!
The cleaning girl knocked him out again.
Don't ask why they were knocked away, because they were also knocked away when they first met.
The collision here is actually an irony of a classic idol drama routine, where the heroine accidentally offends the hero.
Woman, you managed to get my attention.
After the two got acquainted again, Wang Dachui said that he didn't care that the cleaning girl had so many illnesses. Just when the two were about to reconcile, Wang Dachui's father appeared.
Wang Dachui's father did not allow Wang Dachui and the cleaning girl to be together.
A new obstacle has come in their love.
As a result, when Wang Dachui's father said that the cleaning girl came to work in our company to marry into a wealthy family, the cleaning girl slapped Wang Dachui's father in the face.
Still hitting the left cheek and covering the right cheek.
In an instant, Wang Dachui's father was also fascinated by the cleaning girl.
"Zuichui, she is really a great girl, you must cherish her."
Chen Guangze did not turn on the barrage when watching this drama, otherwise he would have seen the crazy comments in the barrage.
This episode is an episode that combines various plots from idol dramas.
On Earth, this episode aired in 2013 and was extremely ironic.
But what I never expected was that after this episode was aired, subsequent urban idol dramas would still follow this routine.
It’s not that this routine is bad, but the plot is just too retarded.
No matter what the female protagonist is doing, the male protagonist can come over immediately. The male protagonist is the president of the company, but it seems that the company is with the female protagonist every day when nothing happens.
The most important thing is that a rich and handsome man with a net worth of tens of billions or even hundreds of billions would fall in love with an ordinary worker in the company. This is nonsense in itself.
Even now, there are still these plots in idol dramas.
Chen Guangze had already broken his defense somewhat, and his fists were clenched.
He can already think of how netizens will tease him after this episode is updated.
At this time, Wang Dachui's voice came from the TV.
"I never expected that I would finally have an unforgettable love."
In the picture, Wang Dachui is wearing a suit, the cleaning girl is wearing a white wedding dress, and the music played is the music from the wedding.
But when the camera turned, it turned out that the cleaning girl was married to Wang Dachui's father.
Wang Dachui's father smiled and said, "Chuichui, she will be your mother from now on. You must cherish the motherly love she gives you~"
Wang Dachui burst into tears after listening to his father's words.
The feature film ends here.
The atmosphere in the entire living room was also very solemn, and everyone present could no longer laugh.
How ironic!
Especially when the object of ridicule is oneself, the feeling is even stronger.
Originally, Chen Guangze planned to watch the show to find fault with Xu Ye and play games with the actresses, but now he was no longer in the mood.
This episode made him feel numb all over.
Originally, when he read the story he wrote, he thought there was nothing wrong with it.
But looking at it like this, I just felt embarrassed and my toes were touching the ground.
"It's bad, I was plotted!"
Today's episode has also attracted much attention on the Internet.
And when this episode was updated, the first people to watch it were a group of drama critics.
Everyone's major is drama criticism, and they have seen relatively more things.
With just one glance, everyone knows what this episode is about.
"Xu Ye is so cruel. He is satirizing all urban idol dramas!"
"I knew that Chen Guangze was in bad luck. His dramas are full of plots like this."
"The lines here are too harsh!"
"If I were Chen Guangze, I would be so embarrassed now."
The satirical effect is achieved through nonsensical lines and performances, especially when Chen Guangze is used as a foil, it is even more ironic.
Everyone is reminded of the unexpected first episode of a low-budget martial arts drama.
In fact, this episode already had a bit of satire, but it was not obvious enough. At the time, many people thought it was just a joke.
In a standard idol drama, it is no longer a simple complaint. If the knife was just pulled out of the sheath a little bit before, then from this episode it is the knife out of the sheath.
Every line and every plot hit the target hard.
A sentence popped into the minds of these theater critics.
Who said Never Expected is a nutritious comedy?
This isn't a comedy at all, it's a satire!
(End of this chapter)