NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 362 The Return
Chapter 362 The Return
At 8 minutes into the game, the gap in the top laner had begun to appear.
喵的阿卡丽战绩是0-2-1，心魔的战绩是1-1-1，算上补兵，已经有了600左右的经济差。
Originally a relationship of restraint, but with a poor economy, Meow is on the road to live like a year, and has to endure the crazy ridicule of the demon:
"Dare to choose Akali in this version, what are you pretending?!"
"The defeated general, you have lost to me once before, and you still don't accept it? Why do you refuse to accept it? If you don't accept it, I will abuse you again!"
"Make up! Why don't you dare to make up the knife? You beg me, please, I will let you make up a knife!"
"You are the one who abused me! Meow meow! You DK top laner is the one who was abused by me! It used to be, and it is now!"
In this way, cursing and cursing, the thing that the eldest brother was most worried about before the game happened.
If Miao hadn't been involved in the future, had a good attitude, and had been told by her elder brother, she would definitely not be fooled.
But now her mentality is out of balance, and she has the pressure of poor performance in the previous rounds. In addition, her inner demon not only scolded her, but also scolded her retired elder brother. , Sha Xuan tumbling forward and rushing forward, sticking to Klein's side, constantly using the Q skill cold shadow to pull even A, and playing multiple Qianlong seals.
Klein was waiting for this opportunity, turned around and slashed directly, without any hesitation.
These two top laners have their own unique skills, the meow is the machine-like precise calculation ability, and the demon is the human limit reaction speed.
Normally, being targeted by Meow means that she has calculated the data, and you will die in this wave of duels—but there is a premise that the duel situation must be as calculated in her mind, and both sides' skills must hit each other, at least You must hit all your skills.
But the heart demon's extreme reaction happened to subtly restrain Meow's calculation ability. Through various dexterous displacements, moves, and twists and turns, he actually twisted Akali's falcon dance.
A skill is empty, triggering a chain reaction, the actual damage is lower than the damage calculated by Meow, after all the skills are played, Kled still has a small blood.
In the end, Kled, who got off his horse, took Akali's head with a single shot, and he had 36 drops of blood left, completing a solo kill with residual blood.
阿卡丽战绩变成0-3-1，克烈则是2-1-1，差距进一步拉大。
Extremely aggrieved, Meow couldn't help it, and cried bitterly on the spot.
Seeing this, Zhuzhuyou hurriedly issued a timeout command to suspend the game, and his teammates comforted Meow in the voice.
The bullet screen is full of despair:
"Gone."
"After all, there is no miracle, wait until next year."
"Hey, I insisted on choosing Akali against the version, did I get beaten up and cried?"
"Admit it. There is a gap in the top laner. There is nothing wrong with admitting the shame."
After a 3-minute pause, under the comfort of his teammates, Meow wiped away his tears, held the mouse tightly, and continued to walk towards his own battlefield.
Game continues.
The heart demon's sharp smile was already sharp and harsh:
"we are the champion!!!"
"Don't cry, I will allow you to touch my championship trophy later."
"Come, come, see you cry so pitifully, this cannon cart will make up for you."
"I lied to you hahahahaha! You were beaten and disabled again?"
In a disadvantaged situation, Meow was under great pressure, and his development was also pulled away due to the problem of making up the knife.
Zhu Zhuyou came to help several times, but the stunted Akali was not hurt, and Kled was a thick-skinned heavy soldier, and the two really had nothing to do with him.
And don't forget, this is a 5-player game, if you help, the opponent will help too, if it's really a melee, it must be DK's side that suffers.
All the answers seem to point to one direction - KR wins the championship.
"Boom."
There was a knock on the door, although it was very loud, but it was already drowned in the boiling voices.
In class 14's viewing area, everyone looked sad and sighed.
At this time, a figure sat down in the empty seat and stared at the stage.
Jiang Yunhu, who was maintaining order, turned his head subconsciously, and he was stunned for a moment, and let out a sigh of relief: "You finally came, I thought you died in a car accident."
On the stage, just as Meow was enduring the bullying from the inner demon, and the operation was frequently deformed, a shout came through the earphones: "Meow!!!!!!"
Meow shouldn't be distracted during the game, but this voice made her look over unconsciously.
Sitting in the viewing area of class 14 in the future, holding a large bag of brown sugar glutinous rice cakes in his hand, he raised it above his head for her to see.
at last.
I don't know if we can come together again, be reunited, or just say goodbye.
But as long as I see you, I'm not afraid of anything.
DK, it's almost a useless meow, it's connected!
The heart demon is cunning and cunning, he can understand Chinese, and when he heard someone shouting meow, he found her distracted.
Now Akali's remaining blood is huddled under the tower, as long as the zipline bear trap is thrown, he can get another head!
At that time, Akali who is 0-4 can only be a waste!
The heart demon yelled, "Die to me!"
But who knows, when Kled rushed forward, the zipline bear trap was thrown halfway, and there was almost no way to hide. Akali suddenly showed a position perfectly perpendicular to the ballistic trajectory, even if the most accurate equipment at the moment was exhausted. Even if you measure it, you won't see a single centimeter of deviation. Just dodge the zipline with a 1% probability, drop the smoke bomb, and escape into the shadows.
The commentator was shocked when he saw this: "Oh my God! This vertical movement! It's a textbook-level dodging skill! Can this wave show off Kret?!"
Akali appeared in the shadows, the sickle ring was formed and shattered, and the shadow of swords and swords poured on Kled at a high speed. Coupled with the damage of the defensive tower, he finally knocked him off his mount.
Kled was determined to kill Akali. He held a side pistol in his hand. As long as Akali's smoke bomb was over, he could kill her with one shot.
While withdrawing from the attack range of the defense tower, Kled concentrated on calculating the remaining time of the smoke bomb.
The smoke bomb disappeared, and Akali appeared.
It's now! ! !
Without warning, the moment Kret raised his gun, Zhu Zhuyou rushed out from the shadow behind him, and a dragon swayed his tail to interrupt his basic attack, kicking him to Akali's side.
This was already dead blood, Akali didn't need to hand in any skills, just waved his sickle blade, and he took his head.
The audience burst into cheers, and the male commentator yelled loudly: "Zizhuyou!!! Zhuzhuyou!!! DK's savior!!! The familiar pig-meow combination is finally back!!!!"
The inner demon was so messed up, his mouth was crooked in anger, and he spouted crazily:
"You two are on the road, right?!"
"The red BUFF has been reversed, are you still squatting here?!"
"Is this the useless Akali? Can only call people?"
"Why, don't you know how to play games without the help of Daddy Jungle?"
"One orphan!"
The last sentence completely hit the soft spot in Meow's heart, and the eyes were covered with mist again, and his mind was shaken.
When Zhu Zhuyou heard the curse from the demon, if the staff behind him didn't stop him, he would have copied the keyboard and tried to PK with the real person.
Soon, the referee suspended the game.
After judging by the referee team, Xinmo's phrase "orphan" was insulting and he received a warning.
Accumulated three warnings, the game will be automatically judged as a loss.
Moreover, the referee team called both parties to the middle and asked the demon to apologize.
Xin Mo's apology was an apology, but there was no sincerity in his attitude. What's more, he took advantage of the referee's inattention and didn't make a sound, so he just mouthed "Orphan" to Meow.
Seeing this, the barrage immediately exploded:
"Nimma, has anyone crowdfunded to beat him up?"
"I came here by taxi. After the game, I blocked the demon's door."
"Even if you want to scold meow, it can only be scolded by us LPL audience!"
"Grass mud horse, I scolded the player for half a year, did I give you a stick to bully?!"
The whole audience was booed, and the demon didn't care. After apologizing, he returned to his seat and continued the game. He also gave his teammates a high-five in the middle of the game, and kept poking and saying bad things about meow.
The future was already very depressed today, but when he saw the attitude of the demon, he exploded in an instant, using superpowers to spout in the mind of the demon: "You fucking go eat oh, you OO! You called you OO!" OO, you OO thing! Play Klein, 19 minutes 2-2-1, the most OO person is you! You gave birth to such a slut, you are still called here?? What is your name? I made you into kimchi and stuffed it into your cock to remake it, you cerebral palsy! Retarded! Trash! Garbage! Dog thief! Beast! Cub! Get out!!!!!!”
(End of this chapter)
At 8 minutes into the game, the gap in the top laner had begun to appear.
喵的阿卡丽战绩是0-2-1，心魔的战绩是1-1-1，算上补兵，已经有了600左右的经济差。
Originally a relationship of restraint, but with a poor economy, Meow is on the road to live like a year, and has to endure the crazy ridicule of the demon:
"Dare to choose Akali in this version, what are you pretending?!"
"The defeated general, you have lost to me once before, and you still don't accept it? Why do you refuse to accept it? If you don't accept it, I will abuse you again!"
"Make up! Why don't you dare to make up the knife? You beg me, please, I will let you make up a knife!"
"You are the one who abused me! Meow meow! You DK top laner is the one who was abused by me! It used to be, and it is now!"
In this way, cursing and cursing, the thing that the eldest brother was most worried about before the game happened.
If Miao hadn't been involved in the future, had a good attitude, and had been told by her elder brother, she would definitely not be fooled.
But now her mentality is out of balance, and she has the pressure of poor performance in the previous rounds. In addition, her inner demon not only scolded her, but also scolded her retired elder brother. , Sha Xuan tumbling forward and rushing forward, sticking to Klein's side, constantly using the Q skill cold shadow to pull even A, and playing multiple Qianlong seals.
Klein was waiting for this opportunity, turned around and slashed directly, without any hesitation.
These two top laners have their own unique skills, the meow is the machine-like precise calculation ability, and the demon is the human limit reaction speed.
Normally, being targeted by Meow means that she has calculated the data, and you will die in this wave of duels—but there is a premise that the duel situation must be as calculated in her mind, and both sides' skills must hit each other, at least You must hit all your skills.
But the heart demon's extreme reaction happened to subtly restrain Meow's calculation ability. Through various dexterous displacements, moves, and twists and turns, he actually twisted Akali's falcon dance.
A skill is empty, triggering a chain reaction, the actual damage is lower than the damage calculated by Meow, after all the skills are played, Kled still has a small blood.
In the end, Kled, who got off his horse, took Akali's head with a single shot, and he had 36 drops of blood left, completing a solo kill with residual blood.
阿卡丽战绩变成0-3-1，克烈则是2-1-1，差距进一步拉大。
Extremely aggrieved, Meow couldn't help it, and cried bitterly on the spot.
Seeing this, Zhuzhuyou hurriedly issued a timeout command to suspend the game, and his teammates comforted Meow in the voice.
The bullet screen is full of despair:
"Gone."
"After all, there is no miracle, wait until next year."
"Hey, I insisted on choosing Akali against the version, did I get beaten up and cried?"
"Admit it. There is a gap in the top laner. There is nothing wrong with admitting the shame."
After a 3-minute pause, under the comfort of his teammates, Meow wiped away his tears, held the mouse tightly, and continued to walk towards his own battlefield.
Game continues.
The heart demon's sharp smile was already sharp and harsh:
"we are the champion!!!"
"Don't cry, I will allow you to touch my championship trophy later."
"Come, come, see you cry so pitifully, this cannon cart will make up for you."
"I lied to you hahahahaha! You were beaten and disabled again?"
In a disadvantaged situation, Meow was under great pressure, and his development was also pulled away due to the problem of making up the knife.
Zhu Zhuyou came to help several times, but the stunted Akali was not hurt, and Kled was a thick-skinned heavy soldier, and the two really had nothing to do with him.
And don't forget, this is a 5-player game, if you help, the opponent will help too, if it's really a melee, it must be DK's side that suffers.
All the answers seem to point to one direction - KR wins the championship.
"Boom."
There was a knock on the door, although it was very loud, but it was already drowned in the boiling voices.
In class 14's viewing area, everyone looked sad and sighed.
At this time, a figure sat down in the empty seat and stared at the stage.
Jiang Yunhu, who was maintaining order, turned his head subconsciously, and he was stunned for a moment, and let out a sigh of relief: "You finally came, I thought you died in a car accident."
On the stage, just as Meow was enduring the bullying from the inner demon, and the operation was frequently deformed, a shout came through the earphones: "Meow!!!!!!"
Meow shouldn't be distracted during the game, but this voice made her look over unconsciously.
Sitting in the viewing area of class 14 in the future, holding a large bag of brown sugar glutinous rice cakes in his hand, he raised it above his head for her to see.
at last.
I don't know if we can come together again, be reunited, or just say goodbye.
But as long as I see you, I'm not afraid of anything.
DK, it's almost a useless meow, it's connected!
The heart demon is cunning and cunning, he can understand Chinese, and when he heard someone shouting meow, he found her distracted.
Now Akali's remaining blood is huddled under the tower, as long as the zipline bear trap is thrown, he can get another head!
At that time, Akali who is 0-4 can only be a waste!
The heart demon yelled, "Die to me!"
But who knows, when Kled rushed forward, the zipline bear trap was thrown halfway, and there was almost no way to hide. Akali suddenly showed a position perfectly perpendicular to the ballistic trajectory, even if the most accurate equipment at the moment was exhausted. Even if you measure it, you won't see a single centimeter of deviation. Just dodge the zipline with a 1% probability, drop the smoke bomb, and escape into the shadows.
The commentator was shocked when he saw this: "Oh my God! This vertical movement! It's a textbook-level dodging skill! Can this wave show off Kret?!"
Akali appeared in the shadows, the sickle ring was formed and shattered, and the shadow of swords and swords poured on Kled at a high speed. Coupled with the damage of the defensive tower, he finally knocked him off his mount.
Kled was determined to kill Akali. He held a side pistol in his hand. As long as Akali's smoke bomb was over, he could kill her with one shot.
While withdrawing from the attack range of the defense tower, Kled concentrated on calculating the remaining time of the smoke bomb.
The smoke bomb disappeared, and Akali appeared.
It's now! ! !
Without warning, the moment Kret raised his gun, Zhu Zhuyou rushed out from the shadow behind him, and a dragon swayed his tail to interrupt his basic attack, kicking him to Akali's side.
This was already dead blood, Akali didn't need to hand in any skills, just waved his sickle blade, and he took his head.
The audience burst into cheers, and the male commentator yelled loudly: "Zizhuyou!!! Zhuzhuyou!!! DK's savior!!! The familiar pig-meow combination is finally back!!!!"
The inner demon was so messed up, his mouth was crooked in anger, and he spouted crazily:
"You two are on the road, right?!"
"The red BUFF has been reversed, are you still squatting here?!"
"Is this the useless Akali? Can only call people?"
"Why, don't you know how to play games without the help of Daddy Jungle?"
"One orphan!"
The last sentence completely hit the soft spot in Meow's heart, and the eyes were covered with mist again, and his mind was shaken.
When Zhu Zhuyou heard the curse from the demon, if the staff behind him didn't stop him, he would have copied the keyboard and tried to PK with the real person.
Soon, the referee suspended the game.
After judging by the referee team, Xinmo's phrase "orphan" was insulting and he received a warning.
Accumulated three warnings, the game will be automatically judged as a loss.
Moreover, the referee team called both parties to the middle and asked the demon to apologize.
Xin Mo's apology was an apology, but there was no sincerity in his attitude. What's more, he took advantage of the referee's inattention and didn't make a sound, so he just mouthed "Orphan" to Meow.
Seeing this, the barrage immediately exploded:
"Nimma, has anyone crowdfunded to beat him up?"
"I came here by taxi. After the game, I blocked the demon's door."
"Even if you want to scold meow, it can only be scolded by us LPL audience!"
"Grass mud horse, I scolded the player for half a year, did I give you a stick to bully?!"
The whole audience was booed, and the demon didn't care. After apologizing, he returned to his seat and continued the game. He also gave his teammates a high-five in the middle of the game, and kept poking and saying bad things about meow.
The future was already very depressed today, but when he saw the attitude of the demon, he exploded in an instant, using superpowers to spout in the mind of the demon: "You fucking go eat oh, you OO! You called you OO!" OO, you OO thing! Play Klein, 19 minutes 2-2-1, the most OO person is you! You gave birth to such a slut, you are still called here?? What is your name? I made you into kimchi and stuffed it into your cock to remake it, you cerebral palsy! Retarded! Trash! Garbage! Dog thief! Beast! Cub! Get out!!!!!!”
(End of this chapter)
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