The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 126 Overturned!
Rocky ran back to the camp with the fish in his hands, almost turning somersaults with joy: "Hey, hey! Look! I've speared the fish!"

"Hic." Jiang Yunhu shaved his teeth with a toothpick, and said indifferently, "6."

Rocky was irritated by this perfunctory attitude, and his good mood was swept away: "I managed to fork it, and you have this attitude?!"

Jiang Yunhu touched his chubby belly: "Your fish came too slowly, we are already full."

Rocky sat down angrily, put the fish on a wooden stick clumsily, and muttered, "Then I'll eat it myself, and I won't share a bite with you."

Seeing that Luo Qi directly put the fish on it to roast, Jiang Yunhu was amused: "You are really awesome, you don't cut the fish open, you don't scrape the scales, just roast it like this?"

Rocky has really never been in the kitchen. When he was at home, a dedicated chef cooked, and she was responsible for eating.

Later, she ran away from home and moved out, and she never opened a stove, either eating in restaurants or ordering takeaway.

Rocky was stunned for a moment, recalling the fish she had eaten, it seemed that they had been dissected, so she picked up a knife and began to dissect the fish clumsily.

Jiang Yunhu poked his head and looked: "Hey, can you do it? You hold the knife like this! Hand!"

Rocky didn't grasp the strength for a while, and the raw fish itself was slippery and sticky. She couldn't hold it firmly, and was directly cut by the kitchen knife. Fortunately, it was not deep, but there was still some blood.

Jiang Yunhu made a tsk tsk sound: "I really convinced you, get up, I'll cut it for you."

"Go away!" Rocky refused to admit defeat, put the cut finger in his mouth for a while, and began to cut it again.

But experienced people know that any animal, whether it is chicken, duck or fish, will occasionally twitch after death, which is caused by the residual nerve reaction.

"Pounce." Rocky thought the fish was dead, but unexpectedly, she was caught off guard, and she was splashed with blood by the fish.

Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu sneered: "Damn it, you cut a fish like a war."

Rocky remained silent and continued to cut the fish. After cutting the fish clean, she put the fish directly on the grill.

Jiang Yunhu rolled his eyes: "Sister, you haven't scraped the fish scales yet."

"Is it annoying? This is a fish I forked. I can eat it however I like! It's none of your business to eat it raw!" Rocky picked up the oil pot and directly poured oil on the fish roughly.

Normally, the oil should be carefully brushed with a grill brush.

Rocky poured the oil pot directly, and the oil spilled onto the fire. The firewood exploded immediately, and the tongue of flame rushed towards Rocky, so frightened that she fell directly to the ground, the oil pot was also knocked over, and one trouser leg was full of oil.

Jiang Yunhu laughed and peed directly: "Fuck, so you are the reincarnation of Fire Baby? The live-action version of Calabash Baby, it's done!"

Rocky gritted his teeth and continued his path of grilled fish suffering, but the process was horrible.

Others spread the salt by rubbing it with their fingers. She was afraid of putting too much salt, so she just sprinkled half a bag of salt on it.

In normal grilling, in order to maintain a suitable temperature, the ingredients and the flame are generally separated by a certain distance, and the residual heat is used for grilling.

But Rocky directly put the fish on the tip of the flame and burned it. Not to mention it was burnt, the wooden sticks were all burnt, and the grilled fish fell into the firewood, covered with ashes.

She wanted to pick out the grilled fish, but accidentally burned her hand with charcoal, and she was in a lot of embarrassment. .

During this process, Jiang Yunhu deeply felt that his IQ was insulted, and kept making jokes like crazy:
"Go down with this bag of salt, and die from high blood pressure tomorrow."

"My God, how can you bake it like this? Can you do it?"

"I'm really convinced, can you pay attention to the fire? Don't burn your clothes."

"Miss, the housekeeper is not around, so you can't do any work?"

"Hey, don't do it, I look at it for you, how can there be such a stupid person."

At the end of the quarrel, the depression that had been accumulated in Rocky's heart exploded. She kicked over the grill angrily, kicked the grilled fish away, and shouted angrily: "Don't eat!"

Rocky ran into the woods without looking back, and disappeared into the woods.

Seeing this, the future came over and glanced at Jiang Yunhu: "Why do you say you have to be so mean?"

Jiang Yunhu scratched his head, and said with an innocent face: "I just said a few words casually, the ghost knows that she is so flammable and explosive."

"As crazy as you are, anyone will be anxious to change." The future is a little helpless, boys of Jiang Yunhu's age are still too rough, and they don't know how to empathize.

Rocky was desperately spearfishing just now, and he was in a mess just now. He wanted to prove himself, and he did everything with self-esteem. Even if he did it badly, he could mention a few words afterwards, but he must not make fun of it on the spot.

What's more, Rocky's character is inherently strong, and he won't admit defeat. It's okay to tease her when she's in a good mood, but if she teases her when she's in a bad mood, she'll explode—this is the same as stroking a cat.

Although her heart is more mature than her peers, she is still a 16-year-old child, and she is the kind of child who lost her mother at an early age, lacks fatherly love, and has an incomplete childhood. Normal kids are sensitive.

Jiang Yunhu tried to quibble: "I did it for her own good, as long as she baked things like that, if it was at home, the kitchen would have exploded."

Future sighed and said, "Then you should talk to her well and be patient. She is burned to the ground, and you still laugh at her as a gourd baby. Tell yourself, should you take the blame?"

Jiang Yunhu hesitated for a while, then waved his hand impatiently: "Oh, forget it, my fault, okay? What's the matter, I'll apologize to her and it's over. By the way, where did she go? Go into such a deep forest, don't be caught and eaten by wolves."

"Look, you're so cheap! I'm really convinced." Future walked towards the direction where Rocky disappeared, and left a sentence, "You all stay here, you should eat, you should drink, and you are not allowed to run around. Bring people back."

After leaving the camp, Future followed directly into the jungle. The sound of the gurgling stream in the distance was clearly audible, and the branches and fallen leaves creaked when stepping on the path.

The autumn wind is bleak, and a thick layer of fallen leaves has accumulated on the ground. The land looks very flat. If you don't step on it, you don't know if there is a deep hole hidden underneath.On the top of the head are towering trees, stretching in a row, and you can't see the end at a glance.It's clearly the hot weather in autumn, but it doesn't feel hot at all here, and it's even a bit cool.

If you follow the plot of a general TV series, it must be full of ups and downs and dangers: the future is anxiously looking for someone in the jungle, and Rocky has lost his way. The two encountered famine, lack of water, wild beast attacks, and fear of the night along the way. In the end, they went through a lot of hardships. After suffering, they finally found each other. Teachers and students hugged each other and wept together.

However, in the face of future superpowers, none of this existed. When he opened his clairvoyance, he instantly locked on to Rocky's position and followed.

(End of this chapter)