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Chapter 97
Huang Shi rested for a while before getting up to cook: "You two haven't had lunch yet, right?"
Gu Beihuai also got up: "No, I haven't. Let me help."
Huang Shi: "No, don't bother. Just sit down. It's just lunch. We'll eat something simple first and have a big dinner later!"
Gu Beihuai had already rolled up his sleeves: "You don't understand her. Eating something simple won't fill her up."
Huang Shi: "..."
Gu Beihuai picked up the basket of vegetables and carried it into the kitchen.
Huang Shi jogged after him: "Hey, that's for dinner!"
Gu Beihuai: "Let's eat it for lunch. It won't be enough for her."
Huang Shi: "..."
Gu Beihuai: "We can pick more later this afternoon."
Huang Shi: "You're going to work me to death!"
And so the two of them went into the kitchen to cook.
Nan Xiangwan thought for a moment before getting up to clear the table.
The alpaca Bai Bai was still lying there, looking silly and naive.
The border collie Meteorite glanced at Nan Xiangwan with his pretty eyes, then forcefully snorted through his nostrils.
The sound was deafening!
Nan Xiangwan immediately whipped around to glare at him!
It was as if Meteorite was just playing with Nan Xiangwan - he let out another sigh.
Nan Xiangwan: "..."
Dog meat for dinner tonight!
The bullet screen exploded with laughter again, with 666s floating by in waves.
Nan Xiangwan was quite sensible. She washed the teapot, cleared the table, then strode into the kitchen.
She went to help cook!
At this time, Meteorite also got up and followed along.
The livestream cameraman stifled a laugh as the camera view switched indoors.
Nan Xiangwan walked over to Gu Beihuai's side.
Gu Beihuai pointed next to him: "You can cut the vegetables."
Nan Xiangwan obediently did as told.
When Huang Shi saw Meteorite come in, he reflexively ordered: "Meteorite, bring me the vegetable basket."
Meteorite immediately trotted over to pick up the basket in his mouth, intentionally turning his head to look at Nan Xiangwan as he passed by her. His eyes really...
Deserved a beating!
He was Huang Shi's little follower and helper.
Huang Shi kept ordering him around, and he kept helping out in the kitchen.
Every time, he would deliberately pass by Nan Xiangwan and deliberately turn his head to give her a look.
Even if it meant taking a detour!
The bullet screen viewers were almost laughing their heads off. This dog was really picking a fight with Nan Xiangwan!
After several times...
Nan Xiangwan was furious!
She put down the kitchen knife she was using to cut vegetables, looking at the pile of vegetables on the wooden cutting board.
She took a deep breath.
Stepped back a little.
Then she stretched out her hand, straightening her palm into the shape of a blade.
Then, just as Meteorite purposefully took a detour to pass by her again...
Nan Xiangwan struck swiftly!
Slap!
Her palm slashed down forcefully!
Instantly -
Crack!
The round wooden cutting board split in two.
It crashed to the ground with a 'thud'!
Huang Shi and Gu Beihuai, who were in the kitchen, were both drawn by the noise and looked over.
As for Meteorite, his eyes were wide open as he froze in place.
One of his front paws was still in the air, supporting him on three legs as he stood there in shock!
Three seconds later.
Meteorite took a step back.
Then he turned around and took a different route.
The whole process fully demonstrated what it meant to tuck tail and run!
Bullet Screen:
Hahahahaha! F*ck me, hahahaha!
Laughing to death! This dog hahaha!
Round two! Nan Xiangwan wins!
Nan Xiangwan finally beat Meteorite once!
Chopping with bare hands makes a comeback!
Meteorite is scared silly!
The current score is one all, let's look forward to the next battle!
I'm laughing so hard! This battle between one human and one dog is too funny hahaha!
...
Huang Shi jumped in shock: "Oh my! This cutting board is solid wood! 10 centimeters thick, how could you chop a vegetable and split it in half?"
Gu Beihuai silently added: "She didn't use a knife, she chopped it with her palm."
Huang Shi: "..."
He suddenly recalled the silly Nan Xiangwan video compilation he had just watched.
It included the classic scene of her chopping bricks with her bare hands!
Alright!
Splitting a 10cm thick wooden board with one slap, not bad!
Nan Xiangwan, you violent girl!
After Meteorite finally stopped provoking her, the kitchen work became much more harmonious.
The vegetables were soon washed and chopped, and they started the fire.
During this time, Huang Shi asked Gu Beihuai repeatedly if he really wanted to make this much food.
Gu Beihuai affirmed very certainly that he did.
The food was ready an hour later.
The two of them had been busy for half a day.
As for Nan Xiangwan, she had been tending the fire the whole time.
The stove here was a traditional earthen one that required burning wood.
Her face was black from the fire by the end of cooking!
When Huang Shi called out that the food was ready, he burst out laughing when he saw Nan Xiangwan's little black face!
Huang Shi: "Go wash your face quickly."
Gu Beihuai had already taken out a wet towel and handed it over.
Nan Xiangwan casually took it and scrubbed her face haphazardly.
Her face wasn't completely clean, leaving it smeared a bit.
Gu Beihuai helplessly took the towel back, flipped it to the clean side, and folded it.
Then with one hand holding Nan Xiangwan's head and the other hand holding the towel, he wiped her face for her. Huang Shi had been laughing before, but upon seeing this scene he immediately stopped laughing.
His eyes were wide open in shock and horror!
Gu Beihuai, you...
The livestream viewers also immediately changed their tone after the initial laughter.
Bullet Screen:
Gu Beihuai, put your hands down!!!
Brother, what are you doing?! Brother, don't help other women wipe their faces!
Nan Xiangwan, push him away! Push!
Brother, stop! Ahhhhhh! Don't!!!
Gu Beihuai, please have some self-respect!
Nan Xiangwan should be the one to have self-respect!
Gu Beihuai, do you want to go to jail?!
Did Nan Xiangwan ask your brother to wipe her face for her? Did he not take it upon himself?! Our Nan Xiangwan didn't even want him to!
If she didn't want him to, why didn't she push him away?!
...
At this point, both sides of fans went crazy.
A verbal skirmish broke out on site!
Gu Beihuai had more fans, stronger firepower, and initially gained the upper hand.
Although Nan Xiangwan didn't have as large of a fanbase, she was extremely popular with passersby. After the initial disadvantage, passersby fans joined her side, fighting together.
And so, the originally harmonious livestream atmosphere...
Became two sides of fans tearing into each other!
As for the two people in question, they were completely oblivious to having sparked this huge battle.
After Gu Beihuai finished wiping Nan Xiangwan's face, he sat down and broke apart his chopsticks.
Huang Shi silently observed as he scooped out rice.
Nan Xiangwan accepted the bowl of rice that Huang Shi handed over with one hand, and the chopsticks from Gu Beihuai with the other.
She started eating!
Eat eat eat!
At Huang Shi's place, the pets ate together with the humans at meal times.
The alpaca Bai Bai started eating its feed nearby.
The border collie Meteorite was more independent. It trotted into the house to fetch its own dog food, poured some into its bowl, then carried it over to the table where the three people were eating.
It started eating as well!
It was quite a ceremonious dog.
Huang Shi had originally worried that there would be a lot of leftovers from this table full of dishes.
But as they ate, Huang Shi's expression turned to shock.
He watched as Nan Xiangwan swiftly consumed half of the dishes on the table and a huge bowl of rice like a whirlwind!
Clearly the rice wasn't fully cooked, so she started gnawing on the corn when she finished the other dishes.
Fortunately Gu Beihuai had steamed a few ears of corn!
Otherwise there wouldn't have been enough for her to eat!