The poison maker among pirates

"Huh?" The last two strange words frightened Chopper so much that he turned blue, but soon he thought of something even more terrifying! "Oops! I wish I forgot to bring out my medical bag!"

"Isn't this it?" Nami held a small bag and handed it to Chopper. .1kanshu "It's just behind the sled. Didn't you bring it over after sorting it out?"

"Medical lady..." Chopper suddenly thought that when he was running on the rope, he seemed to see the gleaming eyes of the medical lady. Now that he thought about it, maybe it was not his illusion.

"Although Dr. Kuleha has a bad temper, he is a good person." Nami naturally saw what was going on. Chopper had never left Drum Island for more than ten years. If he was not allowed to experience the care of his partners, , he will surely feel homesick soon. "But don't worry, Chopper, we are all your partners. If anything happens in the future, just come to us directly."

"Here, barbecue and wine!" Meng Xuan directly stuffed a piece of meat bone into Chopper's mouth. This guy needs to be raised well. If he gets fat and strong, he will be a good medicine jar...

"Thank you, Meng Xuan, you are such a good person!" Chopper looked at Meng Xuan gratefully. The little guy who was not familiar with the world still didn't know that there is a saying that it is difficult to paint the bones of a tiger. The smiling guy in front of him just fed the pigs because he wanted to eat pork.

"Alele, after all, we are partners." Meng Xuan spoke righteously. But in my heart, I have more confidence in the test jars in the future. What a deceptive reindeer, ah no, what a good reindeer!

As time gradually passed, Weiwei informed everyone about the customs, climate and environment of Albastan, and also informed everyone of the matters that need to be paid attention to there. Then the topic naturally turned to the man behind the current situation in Alabasta - Shakrok Dal.

"Since Baroque Co., Ltd. wants to usurp the dominance of Alabasta, that means..." Usopp suddenly did not dare to continue, because it seemed that such consequences were not something he could handle.

"Yes." Weiwei looked at everyone apologetically, but still explained the cruel reality. "All the senior agents of Baroque, as well as 200 billion chiefs and 1800 ordinary employees will gather in Alabasta. I am really grateful that everyone can come to help."

"200 plus 1800 plus..." Usopp exclaimed, "That means we need to face at least two thousand people!"

"Did a mere two thousand people scare our brave sea warrior Lord Usopp?" Meng Xuan chuckled. "In this case, as the captain's brother, I reluctantly stopped all these people, and you only need to deal with those senior agents."

"Nonsense...I...I...Usopp...How could Master Usopp be frightened by these people?" Usopp yelled, but if his tone and body didn't tremble, maybe his words It will be more convincing. "But since Meng Xuan has decided to stop those people, I will defeat the more difficult senior agents!"

"Tch!" A cold snort came from behind Usopp.

"Asshole Zoro!" Usopp glared at the green algae head behind him in shame. "What do you mean? Do you look down on me?"

"Huh?" Zoro had a wan expression on his face. "Did I say that? Then consider me looking down on you."

"Bastard! Special move, pepper star!" It must be said that Usopp has perfectly inherited the marksman gene of Jesus Bu. With a slingshot in his hand, he can exert as much power as a gun!

"Ah! It's so spicy! You bastard!" Sauron was caught off guard. The chili star made from grinding Mexican peppers was not ordinary spicy! "I'm going to kill this guy!"

"That's the Shichibukai!" Weiwei looked helplessly at the people who were still having fun. Do these people really know what the Shichibukai is?

"Don't worry." Nami comforted with a smile. "They are very strong."

"I hope so." Although she said this, thinking of Crocodile's horror, Weiwei was still worried in her heart.

The banquet ended quickly, because everyone was drunk, and Meng Xuan had to keep Usopp on duty. After a while, a figure slipped into the kitchen. The figure cautiously glanced at Meng Xuan on the observation deck. Meng Xuan smiled but didn't say anything.

After a few hours, Meng Xuan started training every day. Ten minutes later, Meng Yu also came out in a smart outfit. This was a tacit understanding between Meng Xuan and Meng Yu. They just looked at each other without saying much.

The amount of sweat gradually increases over time. Then--

"Hey, just confess." Sanji looked at the bastard in front of him calmly.

"What?" The bastard looked elsewhere, his mouth pouting, but he tried his best to make an innocent expression. "What do you want me to say? I don't even know what you are talking about!"

"Then Luffy, please tell me, why did the food I prepared for ten people disappear completely overnight?" Sanji raised his eyebrows, but suppressed the anger in his heart. But Luffy made it clear that he was not afraid of boiling water, and even though Sanji asked him all kinds of questions, he just didn't speak!

"Oh, it seems it's not you." Sanji slowly took a few steps back.

"That's it." Luffy shouted.

"Ah, what's stuck on the corner of your mouth?" Suddenly, Sanji pointed at the corner of Luffy's mouth and exclaimed.

"Oops! Did you eat it and didn't wipe it off?" Luffy yelled.

"As expected, you ate it secretly, you bastard!" Sanji kicked Luffy away! He immediately turned around and yelled at Meng Xuan, who was leaning on Mengyu's thigh next to him. "Mengxuan, we need to add an extra large refrigerator and lock it!"

"Oh, Mengyu, give him money. Five hundred thousand Baileys is enough, right?" He rubbed his head on Mengyu's smooth thighs, but there were heavy weights tied to his legs and arms. Meng Xuan can be considered a multi-tasker. At the same time, his eyes were looking at the three people sitting on the guardrail fishing - or rather, one person, one deer and one duck. The three guys' mouths were opening and closing, but they made no sound. "After all, food is very important."

"Well, that's enough." Xiangjishi naturally understood the meaning in Meng Xuan's eyes.

"Yes! We must catch fish for Sanchis!" Usopp, who was the first to swallow, shouted hoarsely.

"Oh, thank you." Sanji slowly approached. As a chef, I can naturally smell the strong taste of food in the mouths of these three guys! "Can I catch something?"

"Hey!" Hearing the voice behind them, the three guys trembled, and then Usopp squeaked like a duck. Then Karu also sighed.

"Oh, thank you." Sanji gently pressed his hands on Usopp's shoulders and Karu's wings, and then squeezed the heads of these three guys together! "Asshole! Looks like Luffy isn't the only one who needs to be on guard! You really can't relax for a second!"

"Qiaoba, come here. The properties of my medicine are not clear yet. Can you try it for me?" A look of admiration flashed in Meng Xuan's eyes. "After all, you are the greatest miracle doctor Chopper in my heart!"

"Asshole! Even if you say that, I won't be happy! Hehehe..." A hint of blush appeared on his face, and Chopper began to twist again.

"My medicine is composed of cloud grass, qili, sea monkey brain, autumn leaf snake gall..." The names of nearly twenty medicinal materials were slowly spit out from his mouth, but each one was more poisonous than the last!

"Well, Yuncao is cold in nature. If it is used for patients with high fever, it will have a certain antipyretic effect. But if it is taken by normal people, it will cause body cold, diarrhea, abdominal distension and pain, etc. Qi and leech..." Originally, everyone heard The names of the medicinal materials mentioned by Meng Xuan were scary enough, and Qiaoba stated the medicinal effects of many medicinal materials in a precise manner, which made everyone who was already pale-faced tremble in their hearts! But there was a flash of joy, luckily this guy was one of our own! "If this medicine is given to people, a normal person will have difficulty breathing within three seconds and a bloated abdomen in five minutes. If the antidote is not obtained within ten minutes, there will be no hope. And after fifteen minutes, the abdomen will burst. And die!"

"Hey!" Everyone was immediately frightened and stayed three meters away from Meng Xuan!

"Huh?" Except for Luffy who was concentrating on fishing and Mengyu who was reading a book, everyone else looked at Meng Xuan in fear, and this phenomenon also made Luffy turn his head.

Suddenly Luffy's fishing rod started shaking from time to time.

"Luffy! Maybe he caught something." Weiwei reminded kindly.

"No." Luffy just glanced at it casually and said with certainty.

"How is that possible?" Weiwei approached curiously, then picked up the mop on the ground, and knocked Luffy down on the deck! "What did you do to Karu!" The bait below turned out to be Karu who was tied up tightly!

"What is that?" Suddenly, a smoking place on the sailing route caught Weiwei's attention. "Nami, what is that?"

"Oh, it's just a submarine volcano. Just rush over to it. It'll just be a little hot."

"Are there also volcanoes under the sea?" Chopper asked curiously.

"Well, yes, there are more than the volcanoes on the shore." Nami said softly. Chopper looked cute, his voice was cute, and more importantly, he was also very cute. Nami had no reason to be cruel to this little guy. "In tens of thousands of years, a new island will appear here."

"Miss Nami is so knowledgeable and talented!" Sanji, the most loyal bastard of women, sounded like a eunuch at this time, and his virtuous waist with a red heart and a twisted waist was really disgusting to watch!

"How many tens of thousands of years will it take? Can I still see it at that time?" Luffy's voice was very dull, as if he regretted that he could not witness the birth of the island.

"Of course, how can a normal person live so long?" Usopp didn't bother to complain about this mentally retarded problem. At this time, Karu was still dropped on the rope, but there were two people pulling it.

The strong smell of sulfur brought by the volcanic eruption made the Straw Hats choke to death. Meng Xuan pulled Meng Yu into the girls' dormitory, and Nami followed after looking at it. Sanji walked into the kitchen to find something to cook for Luffy, who was hungry again.

The area covered by the volcanic eruption was not large, and Melly passed through it in just twenty minutes. After passing through, what was surprising was that Luffy and Usopp actually caught something, or rather a person hanging from Karu's neck.

"Gah!" To be honest, the man looked a bit ugly. At least Karu was frightened.

"Ah! What's going on?" Not only was the man ugly, but what was even more disgusting was that he was obviously a man, but he spoke like a sissy! It would be great if he could speak like a woman like those villainous actors, but his voice was like a mute gander! "What happened to me? Why am I holding a duck in the sky?"

"Huh?" Luffy looked at the humanoid object below, then turned to look at Usopp. "Is this human?"

"I don't know." Although Usopp boasted that he could boast that he could reach the sky, in fact he was just a little kid who had never seen much of the world. At least he hadn't heard of this new thing called transvestites. So this thing hanging on Karu's body, he really didn't know if it was a human being!

"Huh?" Maybe the man didn't like to owe others things, or maybe he thought his ship was still under him, so he let go of his hand holding Karu's neck. There are not many people who can fly, and he is not one of them! So falling into the sea became his only way out!

"Help! I'm a landlubber!" The man shouted desperately, and then quickly sank into the sea.

"Hurry up and save people!" Luffy raised his arms and was about to rush down, but was woken up by Usopp's punch. After all, the only people who saw this scene were himself, Luffy and Karu, and Luffy was also a landlubber! So the best choice is naturally...

"Go Karu!" Usopp cut the rope directly and let Karu go down! Usopp-sama is not afraid of those little things in the sea! So it is naturally better to let the little people, or the little duck Karu, deal with those things!

"What's going on?" Nami rushed out. After all, the bastard inside didn't take himself seriously at all, and started to touch her so shamelessly! I don’t know what kind of illness Mengyu had, but she collapsed directly in that bastard’s arms! As soon as he rushed out, he saw an ugly guy punching Luffy out!

"Enemy?" Sauron held both swords in his hands, and the others looked at the ugly ghost warily.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous! I told you this is a performance!" That person, no! Now it's Luffy, and he's there wearing weird clothes! But who is this guy with the straw hat here?

"Didn't I tell you? This is just a performance." The man suddenly changed back to his own appearance. "That person is an imitator who ate the imitation fruit. You can memorize that person's appearance by touching his face with your right hand, and then touch his face with your right hand..." Immediately, the person turned into Luffy again. Then he touched his face with his right hand and changed back to his own appearance.

"It's amazing! Perform it again!" Usopp even put his face directly in front of that person. Seeing such a miraculous thing, the rest of the people also moved in front of the man. In order to thank them for saving their lives, the man touched everyone's faces one by one.

"It's like this. My hand still has memory function!" He touched his face with his right hand again and again, and the man's face turned into Usopp, Chopper, Zoro, and Na. Beautiful look! "Even the body is the same!" After saying that, he pulled off his clothes, revealing the turbulent waves inside...

"Asshole! No more performances!" Nami blushed and punched the man to the ground!

"Haha..." Because she wanted to see Alabasta as soon as possible, Weiwei stayed on the observation deck. Seeing such a performance at this time, I also laughed out loud.

"In that case, let's end the performance here." Since Nami objected, the man seemed to understand.

"No! Keep performing!" The trio of hillbillies composed of Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper yelled unwillingly.

"In that case..." the man gritted his teeth and said. "Then let me change the appearance of the people I met before for you to see!" After saying that, one face after another appeared in front of everyone. There are big mouths, long beards, there are all kinds of people. It wasn't until a boat appeared that the man jumped onto the guardrail. "How about my special skills? Normally I never show them to others!"

"It's so exciting!" The trio of hillbillies hugged the man and started jumping up.

"My ship is here." The man suddenly said in a deep voice, and it seemed that he really had feelings for Luffy and the others. He jumped onto the guardrail, turned his back to the Straw Hats, and sounded quite disappointed. "It's time to say goodbye to you. Although I am very reluctant to say goodbye. Don't be sad, everyone, there is always a banquet in the world. We will meet again sooner or later! But I will not forget the friendship between us! Even if it is a short reunion, it will be It’s still a very precious friendship!”

"Let's go, kids!" That ugly ghost is actually a captain-level figure! "

"Okay, 2 Lord Von Clay!"

"What?" Suddenly Meng Xuan from the girls' dormitory rushed out. When the man got on the boat, it wasn't that Meng Xuan didn't hear it, but he was too lazy to come out. Only then did Meng Xuan remember that person when he heard what the gangsters called him—it was the transvestite he and Ace met two years ago!