The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal

I finally bought a new taichi.

It's not that I deliberately wanted to abandon this sword that accompanied me in wind and rain, there was a reason.

After confirming that I couldn't find a tinker who would help me repair this sword, I decided to discuss with the weapon and recast this sword into the furnace.

Although the inherent shape has been changed, the piece of iron is not.

Unexpectedly, he was rejected by the weapon dealer.

I thought he might have made money from forging not as fast as selling a weapon, but after consulting more than a dozen weapon shops, I finally got a unified and confident answer-this weapon is made of scrap iron. It’s a miracle that you can use it from the residue and you haven’t cut it off.

After thinking about it again and again, I still had tears in my eyes and sold this shabby sword made from scrap iron residues to the grandfather who collected scraps on the street.

Under my perseverance, the grandfather paid me two copper coins heartbroken. For this, he almost suffered a heart attack.

Four silver coins eventually became two copper coins, which is a bitter lesson.

Carrying the sharp sword that I spent 30 silver coins on my back, and carrying the remaining 82 silver coins and four copper coins, I stepped into the cafe.

A tit-for-tat breath came to my face, and I shuddered.

Phoenix bulged a pair of pink cheeks, wrinkled her nose, stared at her eyes, and looked at the opposite side angrily, as if she was about to frighten them with her aura.

On the other side, Catwoman Barbara grinned and bared her sharp white teeth, pretending to be fierce, like an angry kitten.

Not far away, at the bar, the lady boss was watching the two girls who were competing with interest, and when she saw me standing at the door, she gave me a playful look.

Then, she said in a loud voice, "An Xiaoyi is here, what do you want?"

Although I lowered my head, I could still clearly feel the four fierce gazes on my body, just like four powerful tortoise-style qigong, enough to blast me into scum in an instant.

For the sake of life safety, I intend to sneak away, but I don’t want to have both hands firmly grasped for a moment. When I look up, the angry Phoenix is ​​on the left and Barbara is on the right. .

"Today... the moon... really round!"

I tried to change the subject and looked up, only to realize that tonight is cloudy.

I was forcibly dragged into the shop and forced to press on the chair, like a frightened rabbit, instinctively guarding against the two red wolves on the left and the right.

"I said... what do you want to drink?" I cautiously watched my words: "Today I have a treat..."

"A glass of Ariel, a fine black steak!"

Barbara patted the table angrily, but a pair of cat eyes kept staring at me fiercely.

"A big glass of Ariel wine, a big piece of fine black hair steak!"

Phoenix did a good job, and he didn't forget to add a big ‘character’ in front, making the diners snickered.

Although it is a coffee shop, it does not simply sell coffee. Because the proprietress has a wide network of contacts, she has stocks of ingredients no matter how difficult it is to get, and the proprietress's cooking skills are also very good, so it is popular with customers.

No matter adventurers, guild leaders, and even heads of big families, they will come to taste the delicious style of the proprietress from time to time.

Because of this, many well-known restaurants can sell expensive dishes, and they can also be sold here.

Ai Rui wine has a firm foothold in the famous wine list of the Japanese style mainland. The price of a glass of Ai Rui wine is about a gold coin.

Kuroge steak is also one of the top ten delicacies recognized by the Hefeng Mainland. A good kuroge steak also requires a gold coin.

The currency weights and measures of the Hefeng Continent are calculated like this: a silver coin can be exchanged for a hundred copper coins, a gold coin can be exchanged for a hundred silver coins, and the value of a copper coin is approximately equivalent to a dollar on the earth.

In other words, I need to spend 40,000 yuan to pay for these two girls who are grudges for some reason.

This is just the beginning, and God knows what trouble these two chicks will make.

At the moment when the Ariel wine and the premium black hair steak were served on the table, I understood the eyes of the proprietress-I don't care how you make trouble, if you make Barbara a little wronged, you will look good!

In the end, she stretched out a strong arm with my calf, showing off the protruding muscles of the arm.

I shivered, my face was smiling, but my heart was dripping blood.

Barbara poured a small glass of Ariel wine in one breath and hiccuped her small face instantly became red, and she was drunk. She slapped her on the table and shouted: "Say, you and What is her relationship!"

In this way, she is a girl.

I smiled bitterly: "We explored the dungeon together, she is my important partner."

"Important..." Barbara said to me angrily: "I'm not important anymore!"

"Important, important" I hurriedly laughed, and followed Barala's words.

As a result, on the other side, a small milky hand slapped the tabletop fiercely.

I turned my head, Phoenix was drunk, his small face flushed, and his small mouth with an innocent smile at all times turned into an omega shape at this moment, and his big eyes turned into crescent moons, and he shouted at me with resentment. Said: "Partner! You even thought of me as a partner, and I slept together um um um um um..."

I hurriedly covered Phoenix's little mouth with my hand to stop her from saying what she was going to say next. God knows how this little girl is so drunk and not offline. .

I wanted to explain to the diners present, but before turning around, I felt that there were countless dazzling gazes behind me, some who stood up to me, some envied me, some envied me, and some hated me. . And more, it is a metaphor that can be expressed in two words-animals.

I have an urge to cry instantly.

Beasts. . If I have done anything, I will recognize it, but. . I didn't even do anything.

I'm not as good as a beast!

Putting down the hand that stopped Phoenix, there was an idiot expression on my face, and I was already broken.

Just say whatever you like, I'll admit it, no more, I will sell myself to marry you two!

Next, it's time for two drunk girls to vent your words.

As a 33-year-old old virgin with two lives combined, how can I not understand the meaning of two chicks.

It’s just that I don’t want money, I don’t have enough status, and I don’t have a high level. Why should I get the love of two beautiful girls?

And there is a very dangerous hidden danger. .

I looked at my left arm, under the layers of gauze, the palpitating black patterns, God knows when this thing will suddenly explode and destroy me and everything I love.

Before I figure out what is going on with my left arm, I will not accept anyone's love casually.

I am not a kid, and I can't do reckless things that are completely reckless and not responsible.

Although, I have been longing for love.

I sighed softly, a moment of loneliness on my face, a good old idiot smile on my face again, nodding for no reason, while dealing with the grievances of the two girls.

The farce finally ended when two girls fell on the table one after the other and fell asleep.

The satiated diners all finished watching the excitement and left the cafe happily.

Only the lady boss, the lovely maids busy cleaning and tidying up, and the two lovely angel-like girls and me sleeping on the table one by one.

After cleaning up the messy table left by the diners, the proprietress gave the maids a shift in advance.

Closed the door, the lady boss sat across from me, stroking Barbara's short red hair lovingly, as if she said to herself: "Barbara was an orphan since she was a child. Her parents died in the dungeon. Don't watch. She laughed and joked every day, but in fact, her heart desires love more than anyone else."

"I can feel that this kid likes you very much, but I want to know what you think."

The lady boss looked at me as if she could see through the eyes of the world, leaving me no corners to hide.

Sighing, I said what I was saying: "Yes, I also like her very much."

"What about this girl?" The proprietress pointed to Phoenix.

"I like her and Barbara to the same degree."

The lady boss didn't seem to be satisfied with this answer. She said, "Love is specific and selfish. It's not good for you to be like this. If you have to choose one, who would you choose?"

"Then the left hand or the right hand, which one do you prefer?" I answered slyly.

The lady boss was startled at first, then laughed loudly: "You are such a cunning little guy."

I am also laughing, but the smile is a bit bitter.

"Well, I don't care about your business, but I still say that, if you make Barbara sad, I won't spare you!"

With that, she showed her strong arms again.

"I will take care of it" I smiled.

If you can get rid of the curse of the left arm.

I said to myself silently in my heart.

Fenghuang was lying on Xiaoxian's back full of alcohol, her body covered with my coat, like a kitten, her whole body retracted.

I walked in front, Xiao Zhi followed behind me.

The three of us formed a very strange scene, like a knight exploring the way in front, followed by a noble princess lying on a pet and sleeping.

Why is this scene a bit like Sleeping Beauty in a carriage?

I slowed down, walked side by side with Xiao Zhi, turned my head, looked at the beating Ke Ren, stretched out my hand, and gently stroked her soft white cheek.

A small hand stretched out suddenly, grabbed my hand, and murmured: "Don't go, don't go, don't leave me..."

I smiled slightly, just about to say something.

"Master..."

My body stiffened suddenly, I stopped, Xiao Zhi suddenly overtook me, seeing that I didn't go forward, he cautiously stepped back, glaring at a pair of big red lantern-like eyes, stunned. Hold me.

"Master..." I repeated, with a slight sorrow and sorrow in my heart. How could a person who can make a girl remember so much, is it as simple as a master and an apprentice? . What is the relationship between this person and Phoenix? friend? Brother and sister? Or. . Couple?

Looking at the night sky, I let out a long sigh.

Shaking my head violently, dispelling unrealistic conjectures, I smiled wryly, now I am not qualified to think about those.

Trying to withdraw his hand, only to find that Phoenix was pulling very tightly.

In desperation, I also climbed on Xiao Zhi's back, only to find out that sitting on Xiao Zhi's back was so comfortable.

On the slightly sunken back, I just happened to be lying on it comfortably. The residual heat was constantly dissipated under the shell, and it was very warm and comfortable, like a warm big bed.

I deeply doubt whether the God of Creation considered them as comfortable mounts when creating this species.

"If I knock on the left, you will go to the left, and if I knock on the right, you will go to the right, and I understand it."

squeak.

I hugged Phoenix's soft body in my arms, still covering her as a quilt, with my right hand wrapped around her delicate shoulders, and my left hand directed Xiao Zhi to move towards home.

Xiaozhi, who was carrying two people and a bag of materials at the same time, did not feel strenuous. It could even lift the two strongest hind legs and exercise the four weaker forelimbs.

"Xiao Zhi, do you have a female beetle you like?" I asked casually.

squeak.

Hearing its response, I laughed, and then said, "Have you pursued her?"

squeak.

"How is it, did you succeed?"

squeak. .

Xiao Zhi's voice became deep and lonely.

I patted its tentacles sympathetically, and asked, "Is it not liking you?"

squeak!

I suddenly thought of a bad guess. After a pause, I said: "She won't be killed by us..."

Squeak, Squeak!

Listening to the rapid squeak, my heart was relieved, and I continued: "That is... was taken away by other strong Beetle monsters?"

squeak. .

Xiao Zhi's voice became negative again.

"That's it" I laughed haha.

Xiao Zhi squeaked dissatisfiedly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh at you" gently tapping Xiaozhi's tentacles, comforting Xiaozhi, my heart also calmed down, and the sorrow just now disappeared with haha's laughter.

"Shall we make an appointment?"

Xiao Zhi looked at me suspiciously: Zhi?

Let us work together to become stronger until we regain everything that belongs to us!

squeak!

Xiao Zhi responded firmly.

One person, one insect, under the cloud, concluded an agreement with each other.

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