The Peerless Beauty Stuck With Me

"Mmm, let's go with that, I'm striving for revolutionary victory, sacrificing for a bright future. It's a kind of great and noble heroism that deserves respect, absolutely not really sleazy, definitely not for real," Tang Rao murmured quietly to himself, repeating over and over again.

After all, pretending to be a pervert is quite immoral.

Whoever says I'm a naturist, I'll be furious with them, I tell you. A joke, I, Tang Rao am known as the messenger of justice, the spokesperson of the light, the type of man who carries an aloof aura wherever he goes; how can I possibly be a pervert.

Emerging from the room, the sky outside is already bright.

In the courtyard, Fan Xiaohua, Lu Jun, and the simpleton are sprawled out on the ground sleeping soundly. The three of them got back very late last night, probably drank too much and didn't even find their rooms to sleep in the courtyard.

Anyway, all three are quite strong and won't freeze to death.

Tang Rao walked over and gave each one a kick.

"Holy shit, who dares to hit Xiao Hua's daddy!" Fan Xiaohua jumped up on the spot, waving his hands, flailing his head, and pointed his butt toward Tang Rao.

Without even thinking, Tang Rao gave him another kick.

Fan Xiaohua turned around, saw it was Tang Rao, and immediately lowered his hands.

And at this moment, the simpleton and Lu Jun also got up from the ground, still looking a little confused.

"You two are quite something," Tang Rao said, squinting at Lu Jun and Fan Xiaohua.

"Sect Master, it's three, including the simpleton," said Fan Xiaohua.

"If he's called the simpleton, he doesn't count; just you two. Simpleton, go back to sleep," Tang Rao said to the simpleton.

"Hmm," the simpleton blinked his eyes, nodded, and ran away.

"The simpleton really is heartless!"

"The simpleton isn't brotherly enough!"

Fan Xiaohua and Lu Jun both muttered a few times, of course, just rambling nonsense. They weren't actually going to get angry with the simpleton, who doesn't understand anything.

"What I have you two follow me for?" Tang Rao asked, looking at them.

"Guiding the way!" shouted Fan Xiaohua.

"Being cute!" Lu Jun glanced at Fan Xiaohua and promptly said.

Tang Rao was almost blown away by these two, guiding the way... being cute...

"I ask you to guide me and you're being cute, being cute you big-headed ghost!" Tang Rao knocked on the heads of Fan Xiaohua and Lu Jun with both hands.

"Sect Master, I was wrong!" shouted Fan Xiaohua after being knocked a few times, too painful.

As for Lu Jun, he crouched down, hugging his head, and began apologizing like Fan Xiaohua.

"I have you follow me to ensure the safety of your Sect Master. Look at you two, drinking all night without returning, what kind of behavior is that? If I encounter any danger, can I tell the enemy to wait up, wait for my guards to sober up before fighting?" Tang Rao said.

"Bro, for safety protection, isn't there Xiao Hua?" Lu Jun said softly.

"Yeah, Sect Master, all of us together aren't as strong as a kick from Xiao Hua," Fan Xiaohua also said.

"Still talking back, still talking back, I'm teaching you the principles of being a person," Tang Rao gave each of them another hit.

"Sect Master I was wrong, I won't dare again!"

"Bro, I won't binge drink again!"

"Go run the Kao Shan Heart Method a thousand times, no eating until you're done." Tang Rao said.

Fan Xiaohua and Lu Jun both looked like they were about to die.

"Go on, do you think that's too few? Then make it two thousand!"

"A thousand, doing it right now!" Fan Xiaohua and Lu Jun said in unison, and swooshed away running.

As they ran, they still grumbled.

"Xiao Jun, did the Sect Master eat a bomb today or what?" Fan Xiaohua said.

"I think so, usually even drinking doesn't get a peep out of him, but today I don't know what's up. Maybe, he's on his period." Lu Jun nodded.

"Men have periods?" Fan Xiaohua's face was one of utter disbelief.

"Well, of course, it's just like men also have chests, they're just not as noticeable."

"I salute your explanation a hundred times," Fan Xiaohua gave Lu Jun a thumbs-up, thinking, 'you jerk, this explanation is really unheard of.'

As for Tang Rao, his face was strung with black lines, 'you two idiots, can't you go further away to discuss this?!'

...

"Sect Master, you're up so early?" Qin Nuahuai grinned as she came out of her room unexpectedly.

"Mhm, early to bed and early to rise makes the body healthy," Tang Rao nodded.

Then, Tang Rao remembered what he intended to do.

Hm, it needs to be a bit saucy, a tad sleazy...

"That, Nuahuai, how did you sleep last night?" Tang Rao asked.

Qin Nuahuai was startled for a moment, 'what does Tang Rao mean by asking this? Why is he suddenly asking her about her sleep?'

"It was alright, why do you ask, Sect Master?" Qin Nuahuai inquired.

Tang Rao originally wanted to say: 'if you had slept accompanied by me, you definitely would have slept better.'

But he swallowed the words before they left his mouth; 'damn, he really couldn't bring himself to say something so shameless. He felt like he would vomit three liters of bile just by saying it.'

"It's nothing, I'm just asking. I didn't sleep very well myself," Tang Rao waved it off.

"Ah? Are you okay, Sect Master? It's not because of overexertion from cultivation, is it?" Qin Nuahuai appeared genuinely worried, her face full of anxiousness.

"Yeah, maybe that's it," Tang Rao nodded.

"Then... if the Sect Master doesn't mind, let me give you a massage, it should help you relax a bit," Qin Nuahuai moved a few steps closer to Tang Rao.

Tang Rao blinked, 'damn... why does it seem like now Qin Nuahuai is the one taking the initiative?'

But whatever, it doesn't matter who initiates it; the end result is the same, okay.

Since Qin Nuahuai wants to flirt with him, then let her flirt, let's see what tricks she has up her sleeve.

"Like this? Won't it trouble you?" Tang Rao asked.

"Not at all. The Sect Master is surely tired from managing the sect's affairs. It's only right for Nuahuai to give you a body massage," Qin Nuahuai said.

Tang Rao inwardly clicked his tongue, Qin Nuahuai's words were quite crafty.

You don't say massage the shoulders, you don't say rub the head, you insist on a 'body massage,' it sounds enough to make one's imagination run wild.

Absolutely a master at flirtation, this he could completely confirm based on Qin Nuahuai's several seduction attempts last night.

Regardless of whether Qin Nuahuai is that woman associated with Lu Tianhao, at the least, she's not as innocent and naive as she pretends to be.

With such high seduction skills, she is definitely an impressive individual.

But to be fair, Qin Nuahuai's technique is really good. Her small hands applied just the right pressure, slow and rhythmic, truly quite comfortable.

Especially when she massaged Tang Rao's neck, the skin-to-skin contact allowed Tang Rao to feel Qin Nuahuai's supple skin, which was so delightful he almost wanted to howl.

"Sect Master, do you feel comfortable?" Qin Nuahuai leaned in slightly, whispering into Tang Rao's ear.

Her soft voice, coupled with the gentle breeze, tenderly stroked Tang Rao's ear. If not for his strong self-control, he might have already moaned...

"Yeah, very comfortable, Nuahuai, your technique is really good. With your massage, I feel a lot more refreshed," said Tang Rao sincerely.

Qin Nuahuai's face showed a smile: "As long as the Sect Master likes it."