The Most Random System

"Class rep, if you don't like the traditional version, I can also be westernized, like Adam is the human created by Yahweh God..." Lin Li changed his words again.

"That's not what I meant!" Chen Yu Ying was a bit annoyed but didn't know how to express her true thoughts. Finally, she sulkily said, "I still think you're like a pervert."

Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin, who said that a gentleman judges by actions, not intentions. Lin Li now felt quite the opposite.

Just because you've said perverted things and done perverted things, does it mean you're really perverted inside and must be labeled as a pervert?

...What else could it be?

Inside, Lin Li was interrogating his conscience, questioning and answering himself very quickly, when he suddenly froze.

Huh?

After a moment, he smiled in relief, nodded to Chen Yu Ying, and said with no desires, "Class rep, you've convinced me, I am a pervert."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

"I didn't mean... well, I kind of did, but it's not that serious, you're a good kind of pervert." Chen Yu Ying felt like she had hurt someone and stammered as she spoke.

Class rep, you're really good at comforting people; next time, maybe don't comfort me.

"You're a good person, Lin Li!" Seemingly realizing she said something wrong, Chen Yu Ying added.

Lin Li: "?"

New achievement unlocked: received a "good person card" without even confessing.

Might as well say I'm a good pervert, thanks.

"It's okay, never mind." Lin Li waved his hand, then instructed, "But class rep, could you do me a favor and not tell anyone about this? You're willing to ask, so I'm willing to tell you, but for others, I'm not necessarily willing to say, as even though it's a good deed, it could lead to gossip."

Actually, if it weren't for this incident, Lin Li wouldn't have planned to tell Chen Yu Ying the truth; he intended to brush it off with a random good deed like finding a lost wallet.

"Yes, yes! I know, I definitely won't tell anyone!" Upon hearing this, Chen Yu Ying nodded vigorously.

"Anything else you're curious about? If not, I'll keep doing my homework." Lin Li said.

Chen Yu Ying didn't reply and was a bit embarrassed in Bai Bufan's seat.

If she told Bai Bufan what happened at noon this afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start licking the chair like crazy, wishing to eat it – pure Lin Li's subjective slander, purely malicious.

"Anything else?" Lin Li actively asked.

"Lin Li, what key evidence did you find?" Chen Yu Ying spoke up.

"Those things are even more perverted, I'd better not say." Lin Li shook his head.

He couldn't discuss what's non-existent.

"It's okay, tell me, I want to hear." Chen Yu Ying's voice was as soft as a mosquito.

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li suddenly felt a bit wronged for being labeled a pervert for so long; why should perverts make it hard for perverts?

Class rep, I didn't expect you to be this kind of class rep!

But Chen Yu Ying was probably just purely curious. After all, girls are far less pure than boys think; the way girls act around boys is like the way boys act around girls, they're all pretenders.

If you check the chats between girls and their best friends, it would be like the history of a boy's browser, unspeakable.

How can you say something that doesn't exist?

Make it up!

Is it hard to make up some stories based on what you see, hear, and experience?

Of course, Lin Li didn't need to do this.

But! Lin Li felt it would be exciting to talk about such things in front of a pretty girl...

So, Lin Li, who originally planned to end the conversation, cleared his throat: "Since you sincerely asked, I'll kindly tell you."

"Okay, okay."

"First, I haven't experienced it myself, but according to the clues I've gathered, there are indeed very rich services provided in chicken farms, such as..." Lin Li bent down, covered his mouth, and began whispering.

Meanwhile, Chen Yu Ying also bent slightly, leaning towards Lin Li, perking up her ears to listen to a whole new perspective of the world.

Both were very satisfied, sensing this would be a pleasant conversation.

However, a third party was not satisfied.

Wang Yuezhi, who originally planned to study hard at noon, had been holding his pen for a long time but hadn't written a word.

He was eavesdropping with no heart for the homework in front of him.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't hear what those two were saying in the back row.

Occasionally, he could catch a faint exclamation from Chen Yu Ying, barely distinguishable as "Really?" or "Oh my god."

Or the laughter of that damn Lin Li.

Other than that, only indistinguishable rustling sounds could be heard.

Can you speak properly? Didn't you eat; why are you whispering?

If you can't talk, just shut up!

He really wanted to stand up and warn them, after all, even though you could stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school had rules; after 12:40, whether in the dorm or classroom, you couldn't wander around freely – and certainly couldn't engage in hushed conversations.

If it was Lin Li and Bai Bufan here, he would have stood up long ago.

But the problem now was that the chatting duo was Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying, he couldn't bring himself to stand up.

The more Wang Yuezhi thought about it, the angrier he got, sneaking a glance back.

Damn!

Their heads were almost touching, Chen Yu Ying had a beautiful, moving, likable blush on her face, while Lin Li had a hideous, sleazy, disgusting grin.

—Purely subjective, purely malicious.

Class rep, why are you blushing, you should be hitting him hard!

"Stay away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice squeezed out between his teeth.

Could they be dating?

Thinking back to how Chen Yu Ying had loudly called him a pervert just now, yet now the two were so close, Wang Yuezhi had already imagined the plot of the story, and it had some odd attributes.

Wang Yuezhi Jaeger: That kind of thing doesn't need medicine! Class rep finding another guy or something!

"Damn damn damn damn!" Wang Yuezhi finally picked up his pen, only to scribble meaningless circles on his homework, simultaneously cursing Lin Li.

"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's very noisy."

At this moment, the fourth student in the classroom, also sitting in the front row, said impatiently to him.

Lin Li's voice floated over from the back: "Exactly, how can one person be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk."

Wang Yuezhi: "..."

The last two straws that broke the camel's back came quietly.

Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.

Wang Yuezhi.exe encountered an error.

...

The bell for the afternoon class's preparation ten minutes early rang.

The students from the dorms were all gradually returning to the classroom.

Lin Li stretched lazily.

Damn, I originally wanted to study well, but ended up wasting the whole noon making up stories in front of Chen Yu Ying.

Plans were all disrupted.

Beauty seduces me, from today onwards, I'm quitting drinking!

No regrets.

I live for myself, not for the system.

The heavens and earth are vast, I'm the biggest.

Bai Bufan yawned as he entered through the back door, seemingly having not slept enough at noon.

He plopped down in his seat, then suddenly jumped up: "Why isn't it cold! Lin Li, who violated my chair!"

"Chen Yu Ying sat on it all noon."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, chin parallel to the seat surface, took out two pens pretending to be knife and fork, licked his lips: "Then I won't be polite, time to start eating!"

Lin Li: "..."

So it turns out my malicious speculation wasn't slander.

Knowing heaven is easy, reversing destiny is hard.

As expected of you, Bai Bufan.

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Asking for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month~~