The Most Random System

As a trendsetter on the fashion forefront, Lin Li offered Bai Bufan some valuable advice about his outfit:

The pebbles in the bag are quite fitting in style to pair with Bai Bufan's head. Add a touch of fresh blood, and Bai Bufan could become the fashion god of the new era.

After listening to Lin Li's advice, Bai Bufan finally gave up on carrying pebbles in his bag.

The four of them walked up the mountain path, the slope wasn't tiring at all.

Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind.

Walking behind made it convenient for Lin Li to openly stare at the four legs of the two girls.

Chen Yu Ying's legs were long and fair, with the hem of her light blue skirt gently fluttering with her steps, highlighting the smooth and soft lines. Her brisk and lively steps brought vibrancy to the road.

Ding Sihan, too, had two legs.

As the breeze brushed by, the girl's skirt danced — specifically referring to Chen Yu Ying.

Lin Li immediately covered Bai Bufan's eyes, the fact that Bai Bufan nearly stumbled wasn't important.

Perfectly fair thighs, not so perfect light-colored safety shorts.

No wonder Chen Yu Ying stayed so calm when the wind blew, he'd thought there might be a chance to see the class monitor pull a classic Marilyn Monroe move.

But it's just as well; without the safety shorts, Lin Li would have been troubled instead.

"I almost fell to my death, Lin Li!" After steadying himself, he struggled free of Lin Li's hand. If there weren't girls present, Bai Bufan would have started a virtual family tree of Lin Li to roast him.

"Well, you were really careless." Lin Li replied nonchalantly, his gaze focused.

If not for the crowd, Lin Li would have loved to bow to the heavens, asking for the morning wind to blow even stronger.

"The stronger the wind, the wilder my heart~~" Lin Li sang with emotion.

Lin Li realized that when Su Yunying wrote "Wild Child," she must have been secretly watching other girls' legs too. Tsk tsk, so this is the kind of person you are, Lao Su.

"Class monitor, I report! Lin Li is secretly watching your legs," Bai Bufan loudly announced to the front.

"He's slandering me; I'm doing it openly," Lin Li naturally defended himself.

Chen Yu Ying heard this, turned her head while walking, and matched Lin Li's innocent gaze, then glared at him when she saw he was still singing about the stronger wind.

They kept walking.

It's over.

Bai Bufan widened his eyes, turned to Lin Li: "Why no reaction?"

"Didn't she just glare at me? Isn't that a reaction?"

"That's a reward, isn't it! How many times have you watched the class monitor's legs for her to be this indifferent?"

Lin Li didn't answer but made a strange gesture towards Bai Bufan with his hand.

It looked like a rock's metal sign, but with the ring finger and thumb also extended — only the middle finger was pressed down.

"What does this mean?" Bai Bufan failed at reading comprehension.

"I've never given someone the middle finger, always."

Bai Bufan: "..."

No wonder Chen Yu Ying was too numb to bother saying anything about Lin Li.

"The class monitor has gotten used to someone like you, losing sensitivity and caution towards perverts. It's not a good thing," Bai Bufan said sorrowfully.

"This world doesn't belong to the post-2000s, nor the post-2010s, but to those of us with thick skin!" Lin Li was proud, raising both hands 'loudly whispering'.

"Can't argue, you're really something. At this age you've become the second-in-command in both math and English," Bai Bufan genuinely gave a thumbs-up.

"Hey— you kid, starting to envy the excellent me now… wait a minute, are you calling me a 2B?" Lin Li began smugly but swiftly turned his tone into a rapid statement, forehead leaning against Bai Bufan's.

The two girls ahead heard the conversation behind them, first astonished, then both laughed.

Lin Li didn't even have to say anything for them to realize.

Second-in-command in math and English combined turns out to be a 2B.

Boys' attacks are stronger, Ding Sihan straight-up said she learned something.

"Forget about 2B for now, Bufan, emergency situation! Look quickly!" Yu Guang picked up key information, Lin Li suddenly lowered his voice and said.

"What?" Bai Bufan immediately went on alert.

"Look over there!"

"Oh crap! Go go go, hurry over!" Bai Bufan noticed too, and the two of them started jogging over.

Seeing the two boys suddenly rush in front of them, Ding Sihan looked confused.

"What are they doing?"

"Probably saw another beauty,"

The night before at the restaurant entrance, having experienced what boys termed an emergency, Chen Yu Ying said somewhat helplessly.

At that moment, there indeed was a woman walking down from the mountain ahead.

"I know they do this kind of thing, Wang Ze often acts up like this, but this time they didn't even pay attention to that woman, why are they climbing up the mountain?" Ding Sihan denied.

Chen Yu Ying: "Huh?"

Following Ding Sihan's gaze, she saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan hadn't glanced at the woman once, and had already climbed off the vehicle path onto the mountain rocks.

"Lin Li, what are you doing, be careful." Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan approached them, Chen Yu Ying spoke with some confusion and concern.

"Got it! Bufan, retreat!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally climbed down from the rocks, reaching Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying's side. Their clothes were stained with some dust from their antics, and their spoils were one stick each.