The Most Random System

"Climbing... is a part of youth. Riding the cable car up the mountain is superficial, is restless. Only by putting our feet on the ground can we find true joy, and I've already checked; this mountain isn't tall and easy to climb."

Lin Li indeed must bring along some others.

It's not that brothers must suffer with him this time.

It's because his actions clearly show he's planning to act alone, which Zhou Baowei emphasized many times is strictly prohibited.

If only he himself told Zhou Baowei he planned to climb the mountain alone, there's no need to think about it; Zhou Baowei would firmly refuse. Bringing someone along might earn his approval.

If a Cultivator gets a major demerit, how embarrassing would that be?

Currently, I don't have the power to destroy the school. I need to endure.

Wait for the day when I can take down a school with a single slap; Nansang Middle School, just wait!

"Youth, what's your password? Besides, the cable car fare is already included in the trip cost, and now we're supposed to walk? Lin Li, listen to me, stop studying; you're like this because all you think about is studying..."

Zhou Baowei began to earnestly advise.

Go against the heavens.

"Bao Wei, don't you always say no one cares about you, everyone bullies you, and you're so pitiful? Just follow us up the mountain, and I guarantee you'll feel pain all over!" Lin Li continued persuading.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Pain like this doesn't interest me, I'm not going." Zhou Baowei shook his head, breaking free from Lin Li's hand.

His eyes were determined, his mind made up.

Bao Wei was indeed a bit lazy. Otherwise, the density wouldn't be so high, so Lin Li looked towards Bai Bufan.

"What Bao Wei said is exactly what I wanted to say." Bai Bufan nodded with a smile.

"Bufan, I originally planned to do twenty sets of exam papers on the way back, but if you go with me, I won't do them." Lin Li took a deep breath and said.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn.

Is this kind of threat?

"From now on, during any outings, you're not allowed to study in front of me, and you're responsible for carrying my backpack during the trip." After a moment of thought, Bai Bufan squinted and said slowly.

"Alright," Lin Li clenched his teeth and nodded.

The two exchanged a glance, reaching out their right hands instinctively, but unfortunately, they didn't trigger a perfect black flash handshake.

"Trust me with your life, Bufan!"

"Please take care in the future!"

...

"No way."

The bride and groom were ready, but a third party appeared.

After hearing Lin Li's plan, Zhou Baowei shook his head decisively.

Lin Li: "..."

Just as Zhou Baowei called him an idiot for wanting to climb, Zhou Baowei refused him without a second's hesitation.

Is it already a subconscious judgment?

"Teacher, I'm not alone..."

"I know about this." Zhou Baowei nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

"No, teacher, what I mean is, I'm not planning to climb alone; I'm bringing Bai..."

"Even worse."

Before he finished saying the name, he was refused again, and it even came with an extra emphasis.

So Bai Bufan is still a penalty point?

This useless thing.

Sh*t, I should have asked him, should have asked Wang Ze and the others.

But Lin Li somewhat understood why Zhou Baowei had such an attitude, so he immediately explained, "Teacher, I've checked; there's no massage parlor or foot spa on the mountain. We really won't go to those kinds of places this time. I just want to feel my youth! The weather is so nice today..."

"No." Zhou Baowei remained expressionless.

Lin Li really checked this information?!

That makes it more impossible to let him and Bai Bufan act together.

Zhou Baowei is actually not worried about Lin Li and Bai Bufan getting into trouble; he's more concerned about these two derivative beings causing trouble.

They won't shame themselves, but they'll bring shame upon themselves.

"It seems no choice left, let's take the cable car, but this is due to resistance, and our agreement still stands." Bai Bufan was quite happy, speaking cheerfully, without anger upon hearing this.

Lin Li sighed.

If today's task isn't completed, he'll have to climb Yunliu Mountain alone in Pingjiang in the future, which would be too troublesome.

No choice but this... Lin Li immediately used Thunder Technique.

——Not the Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique, but using his phone to summon someone.

"Lin Li: @Chen Yu Ying Class leader class leader urgent urgent urgent——"

"Chen Yu Ying: What's up?"

"Lin Li: Don't take the cable car, I'm coming to talk to you about something!"

Lin Li soon arrived in front of Chen Yu Ying, who was about to board the cable car.

"Class leader, one cannot have both youth and the appreciation for youth at the same time. We absolutely cannot waste our youth now!"

Lin Li instinctively wanted to place his hand on Chen Yu Ying's shoulder, but because it was a one-shoulder, completely exposing her shoulder, with only two transparent thin straps, placing his hand seemed inappropriate, so after hesitating, he switched to grabbing her arm.

In a corner, Wang Yuezhi's myocardial infarction cleared then clogged again and again; Lin Li clutched not Chen Yu Ying's arm, but his coronary artery.

"Speak human words, please." Ding Sihan impatiently spoke from the side.

You mouthy thing.

Lin Li glared at Ding Sihan, then began to explain to Chen Yu Ying:

"The human words are this: The scenery of Yunliu Mountain is indeed good, but not only at the top. Riding the cable car feels lacking, so Bai Bufan and I decided to walk up. But our characters, in Old Jian's eyes, have just a tiny bit of misunderstanding.

In short, he's unwilling to trust us, so I sincerely invite the class leader to climb with us. With you, Old Jian will definitely be reassured and let us go.

How about it, don't worry, you won't get tired. Unnecessary stuff can be carried by other classmates using the cable car. I'll handle the water and other essentials we need to carry on the way; the mountain isn't high, the trail isn't steep. This is the real autumn outing!"

"Uh..." Hearing such a request, it's almost impossible to give a quick response. Before answering, Chen Yu Ying asked curiously, "Lin Li, when asked before, didn't you say that even this mountain is quite boring to climb?"

When formulating the autumn outing plan, Chen Yu Ying often asked Lin Li's opinion at noon.

"... I was really acting cool before." Lin Li could only smile awkwardly.

His master hadn't given tasks before; what could he do?

"Then I'll consider it..." Chen Yu Ying pursed her lips, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Class leader, please. If you agree, I'll never act openly perverted again; I'll be as discreet as possible when looking at your legs!" Seeing her hesitation, Lin Li promptly upped the ante.

Then he cherished the open time, took a few more looks.

If he doesn't look now, he'll have to sneak peeks in the future.

Then he sneakily took another glance, getting ahead.

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

"Thanks, but you can stay open."

"So did you agree?" Lin Li asked eagerly.

"Not yet..."

"Class leader, if you don't agree, I'll have to beg you!" Lin Li, hearing this, resorted to his trump card.

Chen Yu Ying retreated a step, interlocking her hands behind, holding her dress tightly to prevent Lin Li from pulling her hem 'begging' like at noon.

"Si Han, Wanqiu, are you going?" Facing Lin Li's 'aggressive approach,' Chen Yu Ying turned to her two friends beside her.

For herself, it's actually fine, but if it's only her alone, Chen Yu Ying would feel embarrassed and it might spread more bizarre versions of the story.

So she wanted to bring along companions.

"I'm not going; climbing is the most annoying." Qu Wanqiu stuck to the path of a lazy person, refusing firmly.

"Me? Tsk tsk, Lin Li, why don't you call me mom?" Ding Sihan was smug.

"Mom! Please!"

Calling mom and that's it. How hard can it be? Lin Li didn't hesitate; if Ding Sihan wanted, he'd call her great-grandma.

"Hey~"

"Yu Ying, let's go. He'll carry our stuff, and the geological museum sounds boring. Why not take pictures along the way?"

Ding Sihan, satisfied, nodded at Chen Yu Ying.

Arigato, Nanny Goat-san.

If there weren't so many people now, Lin Li would really want to kneel to Ding Sihan.

"Okay, let's talk to Teacher Xue about it." Chen Yu Ying nodded.