NOVEL WEB Chapter 127
Chapter 127 God Tmd Pay Attention In The Next Life, This Corpse Can’T Move!!!
in the lens!
A figure was lying in the snow nest.
He was wearing a climbing suit and covered a lot of snow.
But the pair of green boots were exceptionally eye-catching in the sun.
soon!
The barrage in the live broadcast room was swiped by [????]-.
As a mountain that explorers all over the world want to conquer, Mount Everest is naturally full of dead bodies.
The netizens in the live broadcast room did not expect that Lin Yun had already found a body.
And many netizens think this corpse looks familiar?
When he was in shock, he heard Lin Yun ask with a smile, “Do you guys know who he is?”
Although there are many explorers in the world, they are all ordinary people after all.
Don’t look at the netizens in the live broadcast room clamoring for their bragging rights, but in reality, one is more cowardly than the other.
99% of people, let alone climbing Mount Everest, have never even been at the foot of Mount Everest.
So I don’t know the corpse in the camera.
Lin Yun glanced at the barrage, smiled and said, “These are the famous green boots on Mount Everest. When I say this, someone should know about it, right? Do you understand?”
As soon as these words came out, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was instantly changed to [Ao!!!], as if all the netizens woke up from a dream and suddenly realized.
Lin Yun could not laugh or cry.
Immediately afterwards, there were a lot of other barrages that crossed the live broadcast room.
[I didn’t expect the anchor to have arrived at the green boots, the symbol of Mount Everest! It’s amazing! 】
[I have climbed Mount Everest three times, but all failed, but at least I have been to the green boots, the green boots on Mount Everest are exactly the same as those in the anchor lens! 】
[Same upstairs, I have also climbed Mount Everest, and I also failed. The anchor zoomed the camera a little closer and looked at the face of the green boots to know if it was real?]
[…]
Looking at these somewhat authoritative barrages, the sunspots who were still questioning Lin Yun’s background fraud were also surprised.
They didn’t expect that Lin Yun would actually be an anchor on Mount Everest.
【Fuck! Is the dog anchor so awesome?】
[I admit that I was a little loud just now, while no one is paying attention to me now, the dog anchor, I will give you a knock! 】
[Everest chasing corpses? Werewolf Lin really lives up to his reputation! I’m already getting excited! 】
[Brothers, this guy is serious, this family can’t be sprayed, let’s change it! 】
(…..)
With the speeches of many professionals who have climbed Mount Everest, the sunspots who had questioned Lin Yun before were all turning black and turning fans.
After a while, Lin Yun’s backstage fans have increased by more than 100,000.
Of course, not all sunspots hear that wind is rain.
They have just verified privately that there are indeed green boots on Mount Everest.
And there are many photos circulating on the Internet, which are exactly the same as those in Lin Yun’s lens.
Very surprised at the moment.
I am also curious and looking forward to the theme of Lin Yun’s live broadcast of corpses from Mount Everest.
Glancing at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lin Yun said, “Okay, no more bullshit, it’s time for the corpse!
Having said that, he looked at the body of the green boots and said, “From today onwards, there will be no green boots on Mount Everest anymore. Take him back and bury him in the ground for safety!”
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was immediately mobilized.
[Look at my ruthless brother Lin, who will take the corpse of Mount Everest home with all his hard work, let the leaves return to their roots, and then look at Buddhism, what is TMD doing!]
This will be copied directly to the screen.
The special effects of giving gifts did not stop.
On the entire screen, all the special effects of the carnival.
If other anchors see it, they will be jealous until their eyes turn red.
The same is the anchor, but why is the difference so big?
Tian Zhen, the head of the Qinglong Hall of the Bai Group, watched Lin Yun’s live broadcast seriously, his fists clenched, and he was very nervous.
Because his son will stay on Everest forever.
In the eyes of the smiling Hu Tianzhen, Lin Yun chased the corpse on Mount Everest this time to bring back his son’s corpse.
This made the old man in front of the live broadcast room excited again and had the idea of working for Lin Yun.
Boss Bai looked at Tian Zhen, who was tensed up, and comforted him: “Don’t worry, from the first time I met this kid, I knew that this little guy never did anything unsure. It is a forbidden area for life, for him, it should be just a scenic spot! 99
“Scenic spot???
“Ha ha!
Hu Tianzhen laughed loudly, and his nervousness eased a lot.
after all!
Lin Yun is someone who can even survive a six-shot Oslo roulette. It is indeed unrealistic for Everest to want his life.
He cares so much!
In the live broadcast, Lin Yun looked at the corpse of Green Boots, his heart moved, and suddenly there was something in his hand.
It was red cinnabar.
This was prepared in advance by Lin Yun.
With his current strength, it is not impossible to forcibly take a few corpses away from Mount Everest, but it is a bit troublesome.
In the case of not using the space ring, the Maoshan corpse removal technique is indeed the best choice.
After all, the profession has a specialization.
Thinking of this, Lin Yun asked the netizens in the live broadcast room: “Dogs, have you seen Maoshan’s corpse removal technique?”
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room originally attacked the Buddhist barrage, but it changed directly.
【I’ve seen it! Isn’t there a live corpse show in Douyin these days? Brother Lin, you can’t look down on people too much, we’ve seen the world too! 】
[Hey, what was said upstairs is good! But for the big scene, I still have to come here! 】
[Hurry up and get rid of the corpse, I can’t wait! 】
[I don’t know if Douyin’s corpse master has come to open his eyes?]
(…..)
Glancing at the barrage, Lin Yun smiled while making preparations: “It is rumored that the corpse removal technique was handed down from Chiyou’s era. Chiyou led troops to fight against rival tribes, killing and injuring many people.”
“After the battle, Chi You asked the military sergeant to use some magic to bring the dead back to their hometown. The sergeant dressed up as Chi You, chanted incantations, and prayed to the gods to make all the corpses that were lying on the ground stand up at once, and followed Chi You’s high-leveling.” Fu Jie “Go south in an orderly manner from the back.”
“This is where the corpse-driving technique comes from.”
“Okay, today I will teach you how to drive away corpses, how much you can learn depends on your own good fortune!
Lin Yun smiled, took a step forward, and walked to the green boots.
As he acted, he explained: “First, put cinnabar on seven places of the deceased’s forehead, vest, chest, left and right hands, and soles of feet!”
After doing this, Lin Yun took out seven yellow talisman papers from the space ring and pasted them on the cinnabar smear.
Then use five-color cloth strips to bind.
He smiled and said: “These seven places are where the seven orifices go in and out. The purpose of sealing them with cinnabar charms is to keep the seven souls of the deceased. Next, some cinnabar will be stuffed into the ears, nose, and mouth of the deceased, and then the divine talisman will be used to seal the seven souls of the deceased. The characters are blocked.
“Do you know why this is?”
After clapping his hands, Lin Yun asked by the way.
There are no other barrages in the live broadcast room, all of which have been replaced by [???].
Seeing this scene, Lin Yun was also dumbfounded: “Good guy, everyone is more serious than listening in class and meeting. If you were serious earlier, what university would you not be able to get into???”
As soon as these words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room woke up like a dream, and the netizens who hugged their mobile phones and watched the live broadcast were very embarrassed.
!
This kind of mythical thing is the most fascinating.
Lin Yun joked and continued to explain: “According to legend, the ears, nose, and mouth are where the three souls go in and out. Doing so will keep them in the body of the dead.”
While speaking, he finally covered the neck of the green boots with cinnabar and pasted the runes, and tied them tightly with five-color cloth strips.
Then put the Zongye bamboo hat on the latter, which belongs to the cover.
At this stage, all the steps to lift the corpse are ready.
Lin Yun clapped his hands again and said with a smile: “Dogs, everything is ready, don’t blink, now is the time to witness the miracle!
Speaking of this, he used his mana and said suddenly: “Get up!
next moment!
The green boots that were lying in the snow nest just now stood up instantly.
Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room all widened their eyes.
[Fuck, fuck! It’s so amazing, I’m going to try it too! 】
【Would it be so simple??? I feel like I will too! 】
[Brain: It’s too easy, I will! Hand: No no no, you won’t! 】
[Forget it, I can buy cinnabar, how to draw the yellow talisman?]
[Hey, I just took a screenshot, I just failed the college entrance examination, I’m going to Xiangxi to chase the corpse! 】
【666 Ah!】
[…]
Lin Yun ignored the barrage in the live broadcast room. After removing the corpse from the green boots, he used the corpse expulsion technique to lead him towards the front.
“This is just the beginning!
“If you want to get the supreme treasure chest, you need a hundred corpses!”
Lin Yun smiled.
But obviously, compared to his calmness, the netizens in the live broadcast room are much more excited.
Still talking about what just happened.
Even the smiling Hu Tian Zhen of the Bai Group slapped his thigh and said excitedly: “The dragon head is really good! Good ability!
Boss Bai and Bai Susu secretly looked at each other and laughed dumbly.
“Uncle Tian, Lin Yun has a lot of skills!”
Bai Susu sighed in admiration, and a rich smile appeared on her cold and arrogant cheeks.
The camera in the live room kept shifting with Lin Yun’s movements.
soon!
Another sentence of corpses appeared in the field of vision of netizens in the live broadcast room.
This is a female corpse.
Wearing mountaineering clothes, lying quietly in the snow nest.
It’s like falling asleep.
With the increase of professionals in the live broadcast room, several barrages floated past when seeing the corpse.
One of the netizens whose ID is called [Staying on Everest is my best destination] said: “This is Sleeping Beauty, a female warrior!”
0 asking for flowers…
After the popularization and introduction of this netizen, the netizens in the live broadcast room also have a certain understanding of Sleeping Beauty.
This is the first climber to reach the summit without supplemental oxygen, and it is a two-person team.
Sleeping Beauty climbed Mount Everest with her husband and successfully reached the top.
It was undoubtedly a time of great excitement for them.
But when there is no accident, there will be an accident.
Sleeping Beauty lost her life due to lack of oxygen as she descended the mountain.
She fell asleep in the whiteness and never woke up again.
Her husband also fell into the valley and died.
This is undoubtedly a tragedy.
But once successfully reached the top of Mount Everest, there is no regret.
[Staying on Mount Everest is my best destination] said: “This may be almost as good as our Kyushu’s death in the morning! 35
In this regard, netizens are all in awe.
Although many people do not understand this extremely dangerous practice, there is no doubt that Sleeping Beauty, who climbed to the top without supplemental oxygen, is indeed a warrior among warriors.
However, he died on Mount Everest in the end, and it was indeed a bit of bad luck.
This made many netizens in the live broadcast room feel extremely embarrassed.
For a while, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was a little depressed.
But this dullness didn’t last long, and it was disintegrated by netizens who were out of character.
[I also want to conquer Mount Everest and prove the value of my life. I would like to ask the 18cm big guys in the live broadcast room, what should I pay attention to when conquering Mount Everest? 】
This barrage was copied and swiped instantly.
after all!
Climbing Mount Everest, conquering Mount Everest, and reaching the top of Mount Everest, who doesn’t want this kind of thing?
0….0
As the top of the mountain, to climb Mount Everest is really a glimpse of the small mountains!
Just when countless netizens started to get intoxicated, Lin Yun suddenly said, “There’s nothing to pay attention to, just pay attention in the next life!
This question and answer made the netizens in the live broadcast room stunned for a moment, and they immediately burst into laughter.
[My Nima, this is simply a reply from God! Brother Lin, the ruthless man, changed his name to Brother Hilarious! 】
[Yes, if you want to conquer Mount Everest, you just need to be careful in your next life, if you can’t in your next life, be careful in your next life!】
【Want to conquer Mount Everest? Have you paid off your mortgage? Have you paid off your car loan?】
【Do you want to be so cruel???】
(…..)
Soon, under the double blow of netizens and Lin Yun, the netizens who just had lofty ambitions and raised the idea of climbing Mount Everest were hit to pieces.
The incomparably lofty dream has not yet begun to be realized, and it is directly strangled in the cradle.
In the entire live broadcast room, there were also bursts of mourning.
It made Lin Yun laugh dumbly.
After using the corpse drive technique to bring Sleeping Beauty, he continued to walk forward.
A few steps later, a corpse was encountered again.
He sat there with a lot of snow on him.
If Lin Yun hadn’t already noticed that there was no breath, he would have mistaken it for a living person.
After the introduction of professionals who have climbed Mount Everest in the live broadcast room, the rest of the netizens also know about it.
The corpse sitting in front is still a landscape on Mount Everest, called the Rester.
When the resting person was climbing Mount Everest, he suddenly felt very tired and could hardly hold on, so he sat down.
Climber after climber passed him, thinking he was resting and not helping.
It was not until a climber saw the resting person again after successfully reaching the top that he made an inquiry and found out that the resting person had died, and he was in “rest” forever.
“Ugh!
Lin Yun sighed secretly, and performed the corpse expulsion technique again.
In the original three-person team, there was another corpse.
On the ancient and eternal Mount Everest, there are too many corpses.
After years of accumulation, I don’t know how many people who want to conquer Mount Everest will stay on it forever.
In Lin Yun’s memory, without even walking 300 meters, he encountered the fourth corpse.
This corpse was different from the one he had encountered before. He was black and shriveled, as if he had been struck by lightning.
Lin Yun frowned and took a closer look.
“It’s really a corpse struck by lightning!”
He has cultivated the Thunder Emperor Treasure Technique and is quite familiar with the traces of the raging thunder.
Above Mount Everest, the weather is unpredictable and unpredictable.
In addition to blizzard weather, there are thunderstorm weather.
Coupled with the altitude of Mount Everest, being struck by lightning does not seem to be a strange thing.
Because the whole body was burnt black, the professionals in the live broadcast room did not know the corpse in front of him.
“Take it!”
Lin Yun sighed and stepped forward, preparing to cast the corpse removal technique.
Never thought!
A netizen whose ID is [Grandfather with Glasses] began to frantically stop Lin Yun’s actions after rewarding a carnival.
“Mr. Lin, this corpse can’t move!!!”
PS: Brothers! Please complete the order, please complete the order, please complete the order, and say the important things three times!!! People.