The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

"Mr. An Su just entered my body again."

Miss Bones, hands on her hips, boasted proudly to Luojia, her head held high, showing off an 'I'm truly hard-working and prosperous' and 'labor is most glorious' expression, beaming with pride.

"Humph, that didn't happen to you."

This silly old bone is pining too.

Luojia stared at Bones expressionlessly, tilting her head, contemplating the preparation method for spare rib soup: Bones like these, three-thousand-year-old silly old bones, needed to be simmered slowly over high heat.

Bones with marrow and rich in calcium should be chopped with a knife first, then simmered with radishes, with a bit of scorched ginger for seasoning, and finished with a sprinkle of goji berries – a nourishing soup for young people, beneficial for enriching yin, fortifying yang, strengthening the kidneys, and bolstering the body.

Noticing Miss Luojia's gaze becoming increasingly dangerous, Miss Bones' proud demeanor slowly deflated.

And she ceased standing with her hands akimbo.

She always felt that Luojia's gaze was quite rude.

Luojia looked at Bones several times as if appraising ingredients and finally let out a sigh, withdrawing her dangerous gaze.

Well, it seems that in the silly old bone's understanding, 'entering the body' is this simple and innocent child's play; even the so-called 'twenty-one thousand six hundred times' is laughably absurd.

Such a naïve fool...

Miss Luojia glanced at Miss Bones with a mix of disdain and pity, this naïve old lady is not at all a challenge for someone at my level, probably still one of those women who think kissing results in pregnancy, still so clueless at her age.

Miss Luojia is not like those simple and naive women; she had known since she was sixteen that kissing can't produce children.

Ever since she was tricked by An Su into reading the magic forbidden book "Kingdom of Chaos Banned Literature. Not for Readers Under Eighteen" volumes one and two, Miss Luojia knew her rank was far beyond Bones.

There is also a hierarchy among Xiao Chunu.

"Silly old bone."

The Little Saintess hummed elegantly with a victorious tone, yet with a hint of pity, "You have no idea what it truly means to 'enter the body.' It's not as innocent as what you just did with Mr. An Su. You are far too naïve..."

"How would I not know?"

Bones, feeling provoked, regained her courage, insistent on defending this one point:

——"We just did the ritzy thing, didn't we?"

What on earth is the ritzy thing...

The Little Saintess, never having heard this term before, widened her eyes.

Still, just hearing this term alone gave off an aura of lewd taboo.

"...you...you..." she stuttered, her usual commanding presence faltering, "Stop making things up... what is... that thing..."

"Stupid Holy Maiden, you don't even know what the 'ritzy thing' is."

Bones, revealing an enigmatic expression, continued with her hands on her hips, her tone indifferent,

"Well then, since you and I are fated, I shall bestow upon you my secretly authored 'Kingdom of Chaos Banned Literature. Not for Readers Under Eighteen. Volume Three'!"

——"The concept of the ritzy thing is found in Chapter Three of the third volume."

"Hey hey hey." The Little Saintess panicked, stumbling several steps backwards, gazing incredulously at Miss Bones, "Ha—?"

So you're the writer of that flashy, boundless book!!

The timeline fits perfectly, with the foreshadowing lying right here!

I thought Bones was the most innocent among us, yet she turns out to be the flashiest!

Miss Luojia's eyes lost their shine, admitting defeat; she was thoroughly outclassed by Miss Bones.

From this experience, Miss Luojia learned:

'One must never underestimate the imagination of a Xiao Chunu who's been single for thirty thousand years.'

The splashy books are all written by Chu Nan and Xiao Chunu; such is the universal truth!

Everyone around An Su turns out to be a divine literary great – Lister authors the fiery, otherworldly "Demon Man Battle," the Little Saintess secretly writes light novel bathroom tissue "Saintess Demon Suppressing Chronicles," Miss Maid writes "Child of the Curse and Miss Maid's Forbidden Romance," and Bones, even more distinguished, pens the flamboyant and unrivaled "Kingdom of Chaos Banned Literature"!

All of them from the bottom of the barrel.

"So you secretly write this kind of stuff, you thirty-year-old auntie."

An Su, observing Bones' smugness from afar, turned his head to look at 'The Most Evil Witch' Cang Lan, the object of his disdain, by his side and clicked his tongue in disgust,

"Such a disgusting auntie."

Luo Xiaohei also jumped onto An Su's shoulder, siding with humans over his feline kin, hissing at Cang Lan with his paws akimbo, "Such a disgusting auntie."

Wuu wuu wuu, I did not,

I didn't do it!

You, you shouldn't spout nonsense…

The Most Evil Witch, the last Saintess of the Life Esoteric Church, chosen one with the Azure Magic Eyes, holder of a 1v9 generations victory record, the youngest Demigod of the Church Nation, now sits pitifully in the corner,

Her gaze frantic and bashful, hiding her thoroughly flushed cheeks between her knees, her snow-white softness covering her ears while a rosy steam steams from the top of Miss Witch's head.

This election… I clearly abstained… Yet why do I keep getting hurt?

I never did anything like that, as a Demigod who reigns supreme in the Nether, I wouldn't stoop so low; it was merely curiosity, just casually jotting down a few words, with a pinch of imagination and a touch of fantasy, nothing serious.

I was supposed to take this dark history to the grave with me, so how did it catch fire later on!