Chapter 80
Chapter 80 The Urban Routine Is Deep, I Want To Go Back To The Countryside! (Kneeling And Begging To Subscribe!)
The audience in the live room was speculating about what Su Ming would do next.
As everyone knows.
They were totally wrong this time!
Three under five divided by two.
A bunch of candied haws were eaten by Su Ming.
The uncle asked: “Son, there are ten strings left, will you continue to eat or I will pack it for you?
“Not urgent.””
Su Ming wiped his mouth and said calmly, “Uncle, listen to me first, if one string is three yuan and two strings are five yuan, is ten strings twenty-five yuan?”
“Yes, yes, you child is really good at math.”
The uncle gave Su Ming a thumbs up.
Immediately after.
I just heard Su Ming say again: “Master, I won’t take the ten strings of candied haws, so I can sell them with you?”
As soon as this word comes out.
The uncle couldn’t help but stunned: “Ah…”
Su Ming continued: “You help me sell it, but no matter how much people buy, they can only collect the money according to a string of three yuan, even if they buy more, they won’t give a discount.”
Uncle is completely disturbed now.
“I’ll help you…a string of three yuan…no discount…”
The uncle hesitated and counted with his fingers.
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…
At this moment.
The audience in the live broadcast room was already dumbfounded.
【Fuck, talent!!!】
【666666~ Card bug, right?】
[(laughing and crying) I have burned the CPU for the uncle!]
[The uncle thought to himself: I have become a part-timer?]
[(covers face) I don’t think twice, I almost got confused. 】
[Empty gloves candied haws, this trick works. (dog head)]
[Uncle is stunned…]
[Laughing to death, I didn’t buy one, the uncle has to buy one after everything is done. 】
the other side.
Think for a long time.
Grandpa finally figured it out.
Then,
He took five dollars from his pocket and handed it to Su Ming…
“I’ll sell all the ten strings of candied haws for you. The total is thirty. My son, you still owe me twenty-five. If you say that, I’ll give you another five yuan.”
With that said, the uncle handed over the money.
Su Ming waved his hand.
“Forget the money, don’t you sell two bunches of candied fruit for five yuan? Get me two bunches. 35
heard.
Uncle is about to reach for it.
Unexpectedly, Su Ming stopped him again: “Don’t take it, or let you help me sell it? The old rule is three yuan for a bunch, and two bunches for six.”5
This time, the uncle’s brain turned fast: “Then I should give you six yuan, right…”
Su Ming (smiling face): “Just give me one dollar, and replace the five with two strings of candied haws. You can continue to sell it for me…”
Uncle: “Okay!””
Same operation.
Week by week.
audience:”!!!”
【My dear, it’s endless, right?】
【Missing dolls are prohibited!!!】
[This little brat is a business wizard…]
[The next day, the uncle woke up: is he lying to me?]
[I laughed so much that tears came out, and at a glance I knew that this little brat had never been beaten. 】
[According to this operation, the uncle Kuchazi will have to be taken upside down. 】
【The little kid started to behave like a human again!】
[A little sympathy for the uncle, who knows where this is? I want to go over and take care of the uncle’s business. 】
Talking, talking, laughing.
An old man.
As I get older, I still come out to set up a stall.
It’s not easy enough.
It happened that I encountered such an immoral thing again.
Netizens can’t stand it anymore.
Fortunately, Su Ming did not go too far.
He only took ten yuan from the uncle, and he stopped in time.
Don’t ask why it’s ten bucks.
Because Su Ming happened to see a shop selling Roujiamo not far away.
He wants to buy two more Roujiamo to eat.
Su Ming waved at the uncle: “I’m leaving, uncle.”
“Thank you, boy, for taking such good care of my business.
The honest uncle didn’t realize that he was being tricked at all, and still kept a smile on his face.
This made Su Ming feel a little uncomfortable.
In fact.
What Su Ming thought was that he would borrow the money himself, and when he earned it, he would come back and return it to the uncle tenfold.
That’s all.
I silently said sorry to the uncle in my heart.
Su Ming swaggered away.
Came to Roujiamo shop.
Su Ming turned to the photographer and asked, “You don’t eat, right?”
The photographer thought he was kind and planned to buy one for himself.
In the end, he didn’t wait for himself to speak.
Su Ming turned his head back: “Okay, I see, since you don’t eat it, I won’t buy it for you.
“???
The photographer’s face was full of question marks: “I didn’t say no to eat! I’m hungry too!”
Su Ming: “No, you’re not hungry.
finished
.
He asked the boss about the price.
“Boss, how much is a Roujiamo?
“Six dollars.
“Can you get a dollar cheaper?”
“Small business, not cheap.””
The boss refused simply and decisively.
Su Ming looked at the ten dollars in his hand and fell into contemplation.
One is sure to be hungry.
0…. ask for flowers ·
so……
Su Ming rolled his eyes.
Ask again: “Boss, if I buy a single serving of meat, how much will it cost?”
“Four pieces. 35
“How about buying white noodle buns alone?””
“A piece of bun.”
“it is good.
Su Ming showed a scheming smile: “Then I want two pieces of meat alone, plus two white-faced steamed buns, right? 99
“sure.
The boss agreed without thinking.
Su Ming added: “Can you please help me put the meat into the buns I bought again?
“no problem!”
The boss smiled and said, “A total of ten yuan… Huh?”
Halfway through his words, he seemed to realize something was wrong.
“Ten yuan…Twelve yuan for two roujia buns…sold meat alone…”
The various steps are repeated.
In an instant.
The boss suddenly realized, and slapped himself on the forehead: “Whoops!!!
00…
in the live room.
The audience burst into tears.
[Following the old man selling candied haws, another victim appeared! (smile)]
[Hahahaha, this IQ is good, but it can’t be fixed for the boss! 】
[The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. 】
【Boss: Where is my knife?】
[Next time, I will also buy Roujiamo like this. 】
[(Covering his face and crying) I advise everyone, don’t imitate easily, ranging from national quintessence greetings to suona waiting. 】
[The expression on the boss’s face seems familiar…]
[If I were the boss, when I met such a customer, I would secretly spit in it while the other party was not paying attention. 】
The barrage is dense.
Su Ming relied on a wave of operations.
Successfully won two meat buns in full.
I was thinking of eating alone.
The photographer can be seen gulping.
Su Ming still couldn’t bear to give him one.
Because I was afraid that the boss looked like he was going to eat people.
The two did not dare to sit in the restaurant to eat.
Instead, he sat on the steps outside.
Three or five to resolve the battle.
Su Ming looked at the photographer.
“Are you full?
“What should I do if I’m not full?”
“This is easy to do.”
Su Ming pointed straight ahead.
A young boy who looked about his age passed by.
The other party also held a bag of snacks in his hand.
Su Ming commanded: “Go and grab the potato chips from his hand.”
Photographer: “Why me?”
Su Ming: “Because you look more like a bad guy…”
Photographer: “???”
……At.