NOVEL WEB Chapter 46
Chapter 46: Just Ask If You Can Resist! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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The photographer took a deep breath.
Normal people will never guess what this little brat is going to say next.
Su Ming’s show came and went, and his scalp was numb.
Continuing to talk, I have to be angry with myself.
“Okay, okay, I now believe that my Yintang becomes black, and there will be a bloody disaster. If it’s all right, kid, go away!”
The photographer doesn’t want to say a word to Su Ming now.
He just wanted to do his work well.
However, Su Ming was not in a hurry to leave, but asked, “In that case, aren’t you afraid of Uncle?”
“Fear, let’s do it!”
“Then ask me if I have a solution.”
The photographer had no choice but to ask.
Su Ming nodded: “The way to crack, there is!”
“What way?”
“You answer my two questions first.”
“go ahead.”
The photographer agreed.
first question.
Su Ming suddenly asked: “Uncle, are you fighting?”
“???”
The photographer’s face was full of question marks: “What the hell? Why are you asking this?”
“Don’t worry about it, just ask if you can resist.”
“emmmm… need to ask?”
The photographer was speechless: “Then who can resist the beating? I’m most afraid of pain.”
“If you can’t resist…then you’re in danger.”
After the conversation changed, Su Ming continued to ask, “Then are you running fast?”
The photographer thought about it.
“Sometimes fast, sometimes slow.”
“How to say?”
The photographer explained: “I run slowly normally, I’m fast when I’m late for work, and I was chased by a dog once. I almost broke the Olympic men’s track and field record.”
The feeling in his tone was even a little awkward.
Seeing that the photographer was so proud, Su Ming also applauded very cooperatively: “I didn’t expect you to be so powerful, Uncle!”
“Of course, I’m not bragging. I also participated in a sprint race when I was young and took second place.”
“Shen Su, do you know? He is the Asian record holder for the 100m. He is the first. It’s just that on the day of the competition, I was barefoot and against the wind, which affected my performance a little…”
The photographer was chatting.
The more he talked, the more vigorous he became, and the spittle stars flew.
Su Ming didn’t interrupt, just stood in front of him and silently listened to him pretending.
Chat room.
A familiar figure he had been waiting for for a long time finally appeared.
And walk slowly this way…
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Studio.
The audience laughed.
——[(funny) Good guy, pretend it!
——[66666~ I’m so embarrassed to say that I didn’t blow it. 】
——【Shen Su: Who is this person? I don’t know, tell him to brag and don’t take me. 】
——[To be reasonable, I give full marks to this coercion! Impeccable! (thumbs)]
——[It’s a pity to be a little photographer here and not to win glory for the country. 】
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finally.
The photographer felt dry and stopped.
Su Ming looked at him with a half-smile, “Are you finished?”
“It’s over.”
The photographer added: “But if you haven’t heard enough, my little one, Uncle can tell you again. When I was thirteen years old, I had a premonition of a car accident, so I sprinted 100 meters away and rescued an 80-year-old grandmother. Heroic deeds.”
Having said that, he will continue.
Su Ming hurriedly stopped and said, “Don’t say anything, I advise you to run away, or it will be too late.”
The photographer was taken aback.
He subconsciously asked, “Why should I run?”
“If you don’t run, you will be beaten!”
“Being beaten?”
The photographer still didn’t understand what Su Ming meant: “What did I get beaten? How could I get beaten for no reason?”
For his sake, Su Ming kindly reminded: “Think about it, have you offended anyone recently?”
“No!”
The photographer vowed: “I am an honest person by nature, and I will never do anything that offends people!”
See him so stubborn.
Su Ming didn’t bother to talk too much: “Anyway, I’ve already told you how to avoid the bloody disaster. It’s up to you to run or not. Don’t blame me then.”
Leaving this sentence behind, Su Ming intends to leave.
After all, the next scene will be too cruel, not suitable for children.
At this moment.
The photographer is still in a state of confusion.
“Children, make your words clear before leaving!”
Just finished the last word.
At this time.
The photographer suddenly felt a big hand resting firmly on his shoulders.
Immediately after.
A gloomy voice sounded behind him.
“Sun Thief, Grandpa has found you!”
The photographer turned his head and stared blankly at the strange man behind him.
“who are you?”
The voice sounded familiar, but he didn’t know this person.
“Don’t know each other so soon?”
The strange man said strangely: “Tell me, does my tissue smell good?”
“Fuck!”
The photographer suddenly thought of something and blurted out: “You are…”
The unfamiliar man gritted his teeth and said, “I’m the one who was tricked by you!”
In an instant.
The photographer’s face became extremely frightened.
“Brother, listen to me… this is not what you think…”
He hesitated.
Injustice No. 2 rolled up his sleeves and shook his fist: “Okay, let me hear how you explain it.”
Depressed belly for a long time.
The photographer bit the bullet and tentatively made up a reason: “The explanation is… In fact, it’s my twin big brother who cheated on you, and I’m his younger brother, er… I don’t know if you can believe it?”
Not finished yet.
“I believe in your uncle!”
No. 2 Injustice greeted him with a punch: “If you don’t beat your face with peach blossoms today, you don’t know why the flowers are so red!”
Photographer (waiting): “Don’t slap your face!”
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Witness this scene.
Su Ming sighed.
“Hey, if I knew today, why was it in the first place! You still have to rely on your conscience when you are a person and do things.”
Live broadcast room: “(covering his face) Although the photographer is miserable, but what’s the matter with wanting to laugh? No, I can’t hold back, hahahaha!!!”
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