the isekaied frog

Day 115 of torture adventure. For 5 days I have been on an adventure of some kind with these creatures.

Eliza keeps bugging me, that voice so fucking annoying, Bluebeard he got anger issues. He keeps bullying me aggressively, no joke though whose mother names them bluebeard when they got pink beard. Oh right uh the unicorn is pretty chill, she isn't so hard to be with, actully since im in a tiny fucking frog body, she has allowed me to sit on her back when we are on to move.

In 6 days we are supposed to meet an elf. Apparently she's got a good personality, better than Eliza and Bluebeard. I wonder if all elfs are like that. Do the elves in this realm use a bow and arrows? I think i starred in a movie, or was it a serie?, that contained elves in a magical forest, and those elves did use bow and arrows. I'm sure of it.

After meeting that elf we are going to move forward to the center of the forest. According to the wise unicorn, I'm sitting on, the coming of a new season is to be celebrated.

Ugh why did I agree to this? It is messing up my plans, I need to reach human civilization. I'm not from here. The creatures keep telling me to not venture out of the forest.

Puta de madre.

Im done, I just- I just would like to get home to my bed, queen size fluffy bed. If i could just wake up and this would all have been just a dream.

"Whatcha writing?! : eliza said, appearing over Reyes' shoulder.

"¡H-hHOLY SHIT, PENDEJO! "

"¡DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! "

*Reyes closed his tiny notebook like speed*