The Invincible Sect Leader

In the heart of the Heavenly Mystical Sect, Chan Li sat in deep meditation.

His disciples watched in awe, thinking he was comprehending the secrets of the Dao.

But inside his mind…

"What's the best way to make more money?"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him.

"I've already sold them fake holy water… now, it's time for something even better!"

He stood up dramatically, his robes fluttering.

"Disciples! Today, we shall create the greatest beverage the cultivation world has ever seen!"

The disciples: "...?"

The Heavenly Alchemy Lab

Chan Li dragged his alchemists to the sect's pill-refining room.

"Alright, listen up! We're making a new divine drink!"

One of the alchemists, Old Wu, scratched his head.

"Master… is it an elixir? A spiritual wine? A divine nectar?"

Chan Li shook his head.

"No. It's something better… Something that will addict even the gods! It will be sweet, refreshing, and… fizzy!"

The alchemists blinked.

"Fizzy?"

Chan Li grinned.

"Yes. It will make you feel energized! Like lightning running through your veins! Like a Nascent Soul cultivator punching you in the stomach!"

Old Wu looked concerned.

"Master… that doesn't sound healthy."

Chan Li ignored him.

"Gather these ingredients: Spiritual black sugar, glacier water from the Northern Abyss, and Fire Lotus Extract!"

The alchemists hurried to gather the items.

Moments later, they stared at the bubbling black liquid in the cauldron.

It smelled… heavenly.

Chan Li grabbed a cup, took a sip… and his eyes widened.

"THIS… IS IT!"

His body shook as the power of caffeine and sugar surged through him.

"IT'S PERFECT!"

The Grand Naming Ceremony

The disciples gathered as Chan Li held up a golden bottle.

"From this day forward, this divine drink shall be known as"

The crowd leaned in.

"Heavenly Black Lightning Essence!"

The disciples: "...?"

Yan Rui coughed.

"Uh… Master. That name is too long. How about… 'Coca-Cola'?"

Chan Li nodded.

"Yes! We shall call it 'Coca-Cola'!"

The disciples cheered.

"ALL HAIL COCA-COLA!"

The First Taste Test. The first disciple to try it took one sip… and collapsed.

Everyone panicked.

"Is he dead?!"

Then suddenly

"I'VE REACHED FOUNDATION ESTABLISHMENT!"

The crowd gasped.

A second disciple drank it.

"I'VE BROKEN THROUGH TOO!"

One after another, disciples started breaking through realms just from drinking Coca-Cola.

Chan Li stroked his chin.

"Huh. I wasn't expecting that. But hey, more marketing power!"

Marketing the Coca-Cola Dao

Within days, Coca-Cola became the most sought-after product in the cultivation world.

Major sects lined up, desperate to buy a single bottle.

Young masters flexed their wealth by drinking Coca-Cola in front of their rivals.

"Hmph, you're still drinking tea? So outdated. Real geniuses drink Coca-Cola!"

Even immortal emperors started importing it into their celestial palaces.

One god even declared

"Coca-Cola is the drink of the heavens!"

Trouble is Brewing…

While Chan Li was swimming in spirit stones, Yan Rui approached him with a serious expression.

"Master, we have a problem."

Chan Li raised an eyebrow.

"What? Are we running out of bottles?"

Yan Rui shook her head.

"No… the Dark Abyss Sect has declared us their enemies. They said we're corrupting the cultivation world with… capitalism."

Chan Li paused.

"Wait… so they're mad because we're making money?"

Yan Rui nodded.

"Yes. They said the path of cultivation should be about enlightenment, not business."

Chan Li scoffed.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. These fools just don't understand the Dao of Profit."

He leaned back, tapping his fingers.

"If they want war… I'll show them the power of Coca-Cola Cultivation."