The Hero of Hypnosis

"Me? You don't know who I am? The S-Rank Adventure Kai! Greatest Adventure of all time and the most handsome man alive!"

All of Kai's girls rolled their eyes after hearing him say those embarrassing words.

"Why should I need to know the name of every ant in my way?"

Kai shook his head. "Nah, sorry pal, that doesn't work. You can't say something cool AFTER asking a question. You asked who I was, then you said that like? Nope! Minus ten points. You're supposed to say that line without asking who I am. Let's try this again."

He cleared his throat. "Rudolph! How dare you steal my dragon!"

"A mere ant dares to stand in my way?" Rudolph responded.

"Hell yeah! That was much better!" Kai gave him a thumbs-up.

"Hmm, yeah, I agree. I completely get what you were saying. It does ruin the cool factor." Rudolph nodded.

"Exactly! I learned that in Aura Farming 101."

"Impressive." Rudolph blasted Kai with a purple streak of mana.

The mana was traveling so fast that if it were anyone else, they would have been hit before they could react. But for Kai, the blast was traveling so slow that he could watch a whole episode of anime before it ever reached him.

"What the hell, man?" Kai swatted the purple magic out of the way. "I was teaching you about Aura Farming, and then you turn on me? Santa should never have let you guide his sleigh that night."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Rudolph growled.

"Rudolph! You fucking bastard!" The old man leaped into the air and swung his sword toward his former companion.

"Hey, old man! It's been a while!" Pointing the staff at the man, a purple lightning bolt struck the man in the chest.

"K-Kai, that's the heirloom!" Emerald yelled.

"Hmmm, really now?" Kai had to admit that the staff was impressive. So impressive that he wanted it for himself.

'I'll buy one in the shop. Ooo, I should get one that can merge with my blades! Hell yeah! That's awesome!'

"Emerald, my sweet Emerald. Have you made your decision? Marry me and I'll help restore your family's honor!"

"I'd rather die!" She yelled back.

Rudolph shrugged. "So be it. I don't like stupid bitches like you anyway." He tapped the head of the dragon with the staff, and the beast started charging up a breath attack.

If that were any other woman, Kai would have applauded Rudolph, but since he had already decided to make Emerald his baby mama, he wouldn't tolerate that disrespect.

"Hey, fuck face!"

"Huh?"

Kai grabbed Rudolph's face, throwing him to the ground so hard that he formed a crater, and the surrounding trees were blown away.

He then single-handedly killed all of Rudolph's men and punched the dragon away, watching as it crashed into a mountain.

"Because I'm so nice, I'll give you the chance to earn your heirloom back. My team and I will handle that dragon."

"I understand. Thank you." The old man, his men, and Emerald surrounded Rudolph, preparing to attack him.

"First come, first served!" Amaya yelled as she flew past Kai to slay the dragon.

"No, you don't!" Gwen followed closely behind.

"Hey! Wait for the rest of us! SYNERGY!" Kai shouted.

Hearing those words, the rest of them took off as well, not waiting for Kai to follow.

'Seriously, what's up with them? Do they hate working together that much?' He followed behind, arriving just in time to see Amaya stab the dragon in the eye.

Amaya grinned, and her sword glowed with mana. "Wind cutter!" A blade of wind pierced through the dragon's head through its eye socket.

The dragon bellowed, frantically moving its body to throw Amaya off. Then, magical chains wrapped around its legs, followed by a gravitational force that bound it to the ground

"Attack fast! This monster is really strong!" Nadya could feel the dragon already breaking through her magic. The chains cracked, and the gravity had little effect on the dragon.

"I'll help you out!" Sasha smashed the ground with her hammer, and the solid earth turned to a soupy mud.

The dragon started sinking into the ground, trying its best to stay on the solid surface by flapping its wings frantically.

"Kyana, aid me with your wind spirit!" Gwen created a massive magic circle above the dragon's body, pure magical energy burning to produce a spell with enough power to kill the dragon.

Kyana fired an arrow made of wind toward the magic circle. It carried a wind spirit, and when it touched the magic circle, the fire pattern that it had was intertwined with a wind pattern that amplified the flames.

"Take this, you flying lizard! [Ultra Flame Nova]"

A massive pillar of spirit wind-enhanced flames engulfed the dragon, completely burning its body and causing it to bellow so loudly that the sound wave could be felt physically. The spell destroyed parts of the mountain and forest, completely charring the land, and once the spell finished, they all waited to see the result.

"You definitely killed that beast." Amaya smiled, confident in Gwen's abilities.

Suddenly, a dark shadow was cast over Amaya's body. She looked up and didn't see any clouds blocking the sun, but then, a liquid dropped onto her shoulder, and as she tilted her head to the side, she saw a colossal mouth that was about to eat her alive.

"AMAYA, WATCH OUT!" Gwen tried to warn her in time, but it was too late. Amaya was eaten.

"NOOOO!"

"DAMMIT!"

"It's attacking!"

The dragon, more angry than it was hurt, lunged toward the party, only to be kicked in the face by Kai.

"See, this is why I say Synergy is the best." With a wave of his hand, Amaya was saved and floated next to him.

"W-Wha...What happened?" She looked around and saw that she wasn't in the dragon's belly.

"You were almost eaten by the dragon. I saved you just in-" A massive breath attack cut his speech off. The flames were so powerful and concentrated that they left a deep scar in the ground. One that would be there for thousands of years.

Kai, however, simply blocked it with his hand, shielding himself and his girls from the powerful flames that would have killed them if he weren't there.

"Did this dragon get a Zenkai boost or something?" He checked its stats, and he understood why it seemed stranger than normal.

It turns out that Rudolph was controlling the dragon, limiting its power. But now, after Gwen and Kyana's attack, the mind control was broken, and it was using its full power. Not only that, but its stats were well into the 30,000s. Far stronger than anything his girls could handle at the moment.

Once the dragon lunged at them again, he sliced it in half with his finger, not caring to fight it anymore, and held out his hand for the core to drop into it.

"You never fail to amaze me, babe." Gwen sighed tiredly, catching her breath.

"M-Maybe we should practice more together." Kyana laughed.

They all busted out laughing at their near-death experience.