The Heavens: In the beginning, teach Tang Shenwang to practice the Sunflower Book
Chapter 31 Yu Xiaogang, Are You Insane?
Chapter 31 Yu Xiaogang, Are You Insane?
Passing through the steel fence and entering the forest, all the hustle and bustle seems to have disappeared, and the air finally becomes fresh, giving people a refreshing feeling.
After entering the forest, the three people with different thoughts walked straight towards the center of the forest without any intention of stopping.
About half an hour later, Xiao He who was walking in the front suddenly stopped, turned around and said to Tang San and Yu Dashi.
"If I'm not mistaken, Tang San, you are planning to find a seven or eight hundred mandala snake as your first spirit ring."
Without any words, both Yu Xiaogang and Tang San looked at Xiao He with vigilant eyes.
"You two may have misunderstood me, but I, Xiao He, am a good person!"
Seeing the expressions of these two people, Xiao He smiled slightly and said.
nice guy?
You, an extremely vicious, cruel and evil existence, dare to say that you are a good person?
Do you think you are a pure and pure person like me?
Tang San crazily complained about Xiao He in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word, only looked at Xiao He with those blue pupils.
Yu Xiaogang's energy-raising skills were not as powerful as Tang San's, his gloomy face undoubtedly imprinted his thoughts on it.
"I know you don't believe me, but I think you, Tang San, still need to listen to these words."
Xiao He ignored the thoughts of the two, but sat down directly on the spot.
"Do you still remember how you awakened the Blue Silver Emperor in your previous life?"
Xiao He's eyes fell on Tang San, and he asked with a smile.
"I won't tell you the location of the Blue Silver Forest."
Hearing Xiao He's words, Tang San put on his stupid appearance again.
"I'm not interested in that Blue Silver King at all."
Xiao He smiled disdainfully, and continued: "If you forget, I can help you recall."
"The so-called awakening of the Blue Silver Emperor is actually to accept the approval of countless Blue Silver Grasses. Only through their sacrifices can you promote your martial soul to the Blue Silver Emperor."
"So what? You don't have the blood of the noble Blue Silver Royal Family, so you can't be recognized by the Blue Silver Grass!"
Seeing that Xiao He had no intention of whipping him, Tang San gradually became more courageous.
"Hehe, I don't have any thoughts about that kind of dirty soul beast blood."
"I just want to tell you, add some knowledge to your melon seed-sized brain!
"The essence of the sacrifice is to allow you to absorb the origin of countless blue silver grasses, that is, to absorb the vitality and origin of plants."
Speaking of this, Xiao He stopped, and then looked at Tang San with a strange look.
"Awakening the Blue Silver Emperor is actually absorbing the vitality and origin of plants"
At this moment Tang San unexpectedly fell into a strange state, chanting this sentence all the time.
It was as if a flash of light flashed through his mind, but he couldn't catch it.
"Hey, it seems that I still think highly of your IQ. You really deserve to be in the Douluo Dalu, where the per capita IQ is as high as minus [-]."
Xiao He let out a long sigh, and said wistfully: "The soul ring of a soul beast is the condensed vitality and soul power of it. If you absorb a plant-type soul ring, then in the not-too-distant future, you will be able to awaken the Blue Silver Emperor on your own!"
"That's right, that's right, I understand!"
Hearing these words, Tang San suddenly felt as if struck by lightning, and his whole body was like being enlightened, and he immediately woke up.
As soon as he heard that Tang San actually recognized Xiao He's words, Yu Dashi immediately felt uncomfortable!
"Little San, don't listen to his nonsense, you have to believe in the teacher's martial soul mimicry theory, mandala snakes have this effect!"
Yu Dashi quickly grabbed Tang San's shoulders, and shouted excitedly.
"What is the theory of martial soul mimicry, is your useless brain sick?"
While sneering, Xiao He copied out the [Dark Fly Swatter], and then walked in front of Yu Dashi step by step.
"You... what are you going to do...?"
When Yu Xiaogang saw Xiao He's actions, his heart trembled suddenly, and he retreated subconsciously.
"Raise your IQ so that you are worthy of the title of waste!"
Xiao He glanced at Yu Xiaogang, and slapped Yu Xiaogang fiercely on the cheek with the [Dark Fly Swatter] in his hand!
"Snapped--"
A black cross grid instantly appeared on Yu Xiaogang's side face, accompanied by a burning pain.
"Let me ask you, if a martial soul can only absorb soul rings of the same type of soul beast, then the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda and the Clear Sky Hammer, are they going to find the pagoda soul beast and the hammer soul beast?"
As soon as the words fell, the [Dark Fly Swatter] in Xiao He's hand slammed on Yu Xiaogang's face again.
"you you……"
After being slapped twice by Xiao He, Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly swelled into a pig's head.
"Obviously, there are no hammer spirit beasts or pagoda spirit beasts in this world. The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda and Clear Sky Hammer can absorb not only plant-type spirit rings but also animal-type spirit rings."
"Take a kind of common sense that others have used for hundreds of years, and then talk about the theory that you have researched. Is your mind full of shit?"
While complaining disdainfully, Xiao He raised his leg and kicked Yu Xiaogang hard in the abdomen, causing him to fly upside down a few meters away.
"Let me ask you again, do you still have a theory of [more rings and more bones, charge a blow, less rings and less bones, run away]?"
Xiao He stepped on Yu Xiaogang's chest, looked down at him indifferently, and asked.
"I... I... I said..."
Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth with difficulty and spoke intermittently.
"Snapped--"
Before he could finish his words, Xiao He raised his foot, kicked Yu Xiaogang hard on the left side of the cheek, and kicked him out!
"Doesn't your theory mean that when you meet a soul master with fewer soul rings and bones than you, you will attack with all your strength, and if you encounter a soul master with more soul rings and bones than you, you will run away!"
"This theory seems powerful, but anyone with a healthy mind knows what to do. Even a three-year-old child knows that when someone is stronger than him, he should find a helper or run away immediately!"
"Three-year-olds don't know how to use this kind of common sense as their own theory, and they are complacent about it. Is it possible that Yu Xiaogang, you trash, has an IQ lower than that of a three-year-old?"
At this time, Xiao He looked at Yu Xiaogang as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped child.
"Forget it, in order to wake you up, I'm going to give you a buff!"
Xiao He shook his head, then fiddled with the [Dark Fly Swatter].
Seeing this scene, Tang San's body immediately began to tremble.
Because, if he guessed correctly, there would be one more person whose face was engraved!
buzzing...
In the next second, there was a piercing chirping sound, and the [Dark Fly Swatter] in Xiao He's hand suddenly lit up, emitting a black light.
(End of this chapter)
Passing through the steel fence and entering the forest, all the hustle and bustle seems to have disappeared, and the air finally becomes fresh, giving people a refreshing feeling.
After entering the forest, the three people with different thoughts walked straight towards the center of the forest without any intention of stopping.
About half an hour later, Xiao He who was walking in the front suddenly stopped, turned around and said to Tang San and Yu Dashi.
"If I'm not mistaken, Tang San, you are planning to find a seven or eight hundred mandala snake as your first spirit ring."
Without any words, both Yu Xiaogang and Tang San looked at Xiao He with vigilant eyes.
"You two may have misunderstood me, but I, Xiao He, am a good person!"
Seeing the expressions of these two people, Xiao He smiled slightly and said.
nice guy?
You, an extremely vicious, cruel and evil existence, dare to say that you are a good person?
Do you think you are a pure and pure person like me?
Tang San crazily complained about Xiao He in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word, only looked at Xiao He with those blue pupils.
Yu Xiaogang's energy-raising skills were not as powerful as Tang San's, his gloomy face undoubtedly imprinted his thoughts on it.
"I know you don't believe me, but I think you, Tang San, still need to listen to these words."
Xiao He ignored the thoughts of the two, but sat down directly on the spot.
"Do you still remember how you awakened the Blue Silver Emperor in your previous life?"
Xiao He's eyes fell on Tang San, and he asked with a smile.
"I won't tell you the location of the Blue Silver Forest."
Hearing Xiao He's words, Tang San put on his stupid appearance again.
"I'm not interested in that Blue Silver King at all."
Xiao He smiled disdainfully, and continued: "If you forget, I can help you recall."
"The so-called awakening of the Blue Silver Emperor is actually to accept the approval of countless Blue Silver Grasses. Only through their sacrifices can you promote your martial soul to the Blue Silver Emperor."
"So what? You don't have the blood of the noble Blue Silver Royal Family, so you can't be recognized by the Blue Silver Grass!"
Seeing that Xiao He had no intention of whipping him, Tang San gradually became more courageous.
"Hehe, I don't have any thoughts about that kind of dirty soul beast blood."
"I just want to tell you, add some knowledge to your melon seed-sized brain!
"The essence of the sacrifice is to allow you to absorb the origin of countless blue silver grasses, that is, to absorb the vitality and origin of plants."
Speaking of this, Xiao He stopped, and then looked at Tang San with a strange look.
"Awakening the Blue Silver Emperor is actually absorbing the vitality and origin of plants"
At this moment Tang San unexpectedly fell into a strange state, chanting this sentence all the time.
It was as if a flash of light flashed through his mind, but he couldn't catch it.
"Hey, it seems that I still think highly of your IQ. You really deserve to be in the Douluo Dalu, where the per capita IQ is as high as minus [-]."
Xiao He let out a long sigh, and said wistfully: "The soul ring of a soul beast is the condensed vitality and soul power of it. If you absorb a plant-type soul ring, then in the not-too-distant future, you will be able to awaken the Blue Silver Emperor on your own!"
"That's right, that's right, I understand!"
Hearing these words, Tang San suddenly felt as if struck by lightning, and his whole body was like being enlightened, and he immediately woke up.
As soon as he heard that Tang San actually recognized Xiao He's words, Yu Dashi immediately felt uncomfortable!
"Little San, don't listen to his nonsense, you have to believe in the teacher's martial soul mimicry theory, mandala snakes have this effect!"
Yu Dashi quickly grabbed Tang San's shoulders, and shouted excitedly.
"What is the theory of martial soul mimicry, is your useless brain sick?"
While sneering, Xiao He copied out the [Dark Fly Swatter], and then walked in front of Yu Dashi step by step.
"You... what are you going to do...?"
When Yu Xiaogang saw Xiao He's actions, his heart trembled suddenly, and he retreated subconsciously.
"Raise your IQ so that you are worthy of the title of waste!"
Xiao He glanced at Yu Xiaogang, and slapped Yu Xiaogang fiercely on the cheek with the [Dark Fly Swatter] in his hand!
"Snapped--"
A black cross grid instantly appeared on Yu Xiaogang's side face, accompanied by a burning pain.
"Let me ask you, if a martial soul can only absorb soul rings of the same type of soul beast, then the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda and the Clear Sky Hammer, are they going to find the pagoda soul beast and the hammer soul beast?"
As soon as the words fell, the [Dark Fly Swatter] in Xiao He's hand slammed on Yu Xiaogang's face again.
"you you……"
After being slapped twice by Xiao He, Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly swelled into a pig's head.
"Obviously, there are no hammer spirit beasts or pagoda spirit beasts in this world. The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda and Clear Sky Hammer can absorb not only plant-type spirit rings but also animal-type spirit rings."
"Take a kind of common sense that others have used for hundreds of years, and then talk about the theory that you have researched. Is your mind full of shit?"
While complaining disdainfully, Xiao He raised his leg and kicked Yu Xiaogang hard in the abdomen, causing him to fly upside down a few meters away.
"Let me ask you again, do you still have a theory of [more rings and more bones, charge a blow, less rings and less bones, run away]?"
Xiao He stepped on Yu Xiaogang's chest, looked down at him indifferently, and asked.
"I... I... I said..."
Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth with difficulty and spoke intermittently.
"Snapped--"
Before he could finish his words, Xiao He raised his foot, kicked Yu Xiaogang hard on the left side of the cheek, and kicked him out!
"Doesn't your theory mean that when you meet a soul master with fewer soul rings and bones than you, you will attack with all your strength, and if you encounter a soul master with more soul rings and bones than you, you will run away!"
"This theory seems powerful, but anyone with a healthy mind knows what to do. Even a three-year-old child knows that when someone is stronger than him, he should find a helper or run away immediately!"
"Three-year-olds don't know how to use this kind of common sense as their own theory, and they are complacent about it. Is it possible that Yu Xiaogang, you trash, has an IQ lower than that of a three-year-old?"
At this time, Xiao He looked at Yu Xiaogang as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped child.
"Forget it, in order to wake you up, I'm going to give you a buff!"
Xiao He shook his head, then fiddled with the [Dark Fly Swatter].
Seeing this scene, Tang San's body immediately began to tremble.
Because, if he guessed correctly, there would be one more person whose face was engraved!
buzzing...
In the next second, there was a piercing chirping sound, and the [Dark Fly Swatter] in Xiao He's hand suddenly lit up, emitting a black light.
(End of this chapter)
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