NOVEL WEB chapter 21
21 – Cerberus
First of all, is the first game okay? Finished. I don’t know if it’s okay to call it safe, but it doesn’t matter since I won’t see it again.
“Honestly, it was so boring.”
-This kind of collecting type is trying to tell you and listen to your voice.
-Pibibdo…
“Well, it’s worth seeing. Pibib, you go into exile. I’ll see you in two days.”
I recommended a crappy game. If you ban me for making a mistake in recommending it, I won’t recommend it. Well, even though it’s a sh*t game. They only watched it because I told them to recommend it.
f*cking meaningless! Pibbip! PVP is so damn boring. That too in reality.
“It’s not that pvp isn’t fun, but damn it. The game has to be fun to feel fun! The battle itself is fun, so what’s the point of Yanghak?”
-LOL
-Cut the fun game!
-Exile (two days)
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-But wasn’t it really pretty?
-The breasts stop!!
“I never said that Ile was bad. I said it was worth looking at. Honestly, what does it have to do with me being pretty? Can I touch it or do I want it to be alive?”
-Kkkkkkk
-Stop fact violence!!
-Alive?
-The whole bone was ripped out lol.
“You can see that much in real life, man. Of course, I’ve never seen Cerberus before. How can a person’s heart be as big as his head…”
Ah, I’ve seen it before. I don’t remember when it was, but it was really as big as a head. A woman with breasts bigger than her head.
-Are you embarrassed?
-Cerberus hahahaha
-Wow, three-headed dog hahahahaha
-It has three heads!
-Have you seen it?
-I guess you know a lot of women…
-Are you a f*cking awakened person?
-What is he really doing?
“Hmm, well. I can’t say I’ve ever seen it. Strictly speaking, it was bigger than my head.”
-?
-That’s how people
-The chest is bigger than the head…?
-Is this possible in reality?
“It’s not like it’s reality… It’s because he was an awakened person. Well, it’s like a shapeshifting dog’s milk. No, it’s like sh*t.”
It was so amazing that I made a mistake. It was a truly ridiculous size at the time.
– LOL
-How big would it be like ‘milk’ ㅇㅈㄹ
– LOL
-Something like milk (it’s real)
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-This guy can make mistakes.
-That’s how huge it is.
“Let’s play the game for now. That doesn’t mean we won’t solve the story, so just shut up.”
-Yes brother
-Yes
-Ah hahahaha
-It’s not the king deer guy’s, it’s the size of the big breasts ㄷㄷ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I have also seen that king deer meme. Because a title that makes you flinch inadvertently is very attractive.
“Anyway, there are two left, Everstory and Rebound. Please vote. My time is not that cheap. I don’t want to play any more crappy games.”
-f*cking game (milk arm)
-It’s just a one-tool with a wet arm lol.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-If you pick just one, the rebound is real.
-ㄹㅇ Dochu
-Everstory Who does something like that lol?
-The rebound is strong.
“If it’s such a great game, f*ck it. When they tell you to recommend it, work hard. You wasted your time on a mass-produced crappy game.”
-Ah hahahaha
– While downloading the game, let’s figure out the headset.
-Three heads! 3 Heads! 3 Heads!
-Meanwhile, it looks like he doesn’t care about money hahahaha.
-Ah hahahahaha they say they can rob you at any time hahahahaha
-That’s right hahahahaha
I reminisce while downloading a rebound with a rating of 4.8.
“Hmm, well. The woman who is taller than the head that you guys are cheering so much about was an awakened beast. She has a strong ability to change shape if she is lucky, but she learned that if she is awakened incorrectly, her life will be over, right?”
-ㅇㅇ
-Succubus ㅗㅜㅑ
-I want to be sucked by vampire Nunna.
-See your tastes
“Vampires look pretty, but if you bleed fast, you’ll die, right? You’ll die for sure.”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Unconditionally die lol
-What if it’s fast? Perishing? Where will I die?
-Kya hahahahaha
-Is it possible to live the above daily life?
Is real life possible? Should I say that my way of thinking is the same or that I’m the same?
Think with your head. Don’t be a dick…
“Anyway, he is an awakened cow beast. He is the spotted cow beast that comes to mind when you think of Holstein dairy cows.”
Like a Holstein, he had spotted stains, but it wasn’t on his skin, but on his hair.
-Spotted ㅗㅜㅑ
-There really is a dairy cow beast…
-Those prisoners sell their milk.
Uh, um. When it comes to Awakened Milk, it’s usually these people. It is more nutritious and tastes better than regular milk…
Anyway.
“Even if she was a woman, her head was small. So, even if she was about D or E, it would have been as big as her head… But, her breasts were really as big as my head.”
-Wow…
-DE is also huge!
-Spotted breast ㄷㄷ
-A chest the size of a man’s head is really…
-Is it possible to live a daily life with that level?
-It’s not a dairy cow for nothing It’s not a dairy cow for nothing
– I’m so jealous…
– It’s okay because it’s a prank that makes Purple Stone’s eyes laugh?
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑ
-Your heart is bigger than your real head hahahaha
-But is it okay to just say it like this?
“I said I would tell you, but if you’re dissatisfied, I’ll come to you.”
If you can come find me.
If you can come and speak confidently in front of me.
“Anyway, Cerberus exists in reality as well. Let’s put it that way. Now let’s take our brains out and go throw away the money.”
-Cerberus exists! Cerberus exists! Cerberus exists! Cerberus exists! Cerberus exists!
-Stop wallpapering!
-The milk jug is the best!
“Keep the water level. When the money is released.”
If you appropriately hit those who cross the line and execute the rebound.
[Welcome, savior]
“Oh… What’s that voice?”
Of all the people I’ve ever met, the voices of both men and women can be heard on one hand. That means it’s not a normal voice.
Because I can’t even get my hands on the Siren series.
-Goddess Nunna!
-Nuuunnananananana
-What kind of voice came out lol?
– Is this your first time seeing God Game Rebound?
-A.I God Game
-What about our artificial intelligence voice??
-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
[I am the goddess Sekran who is your guide]
“AI? This is artificial intelligence?”
Any A.I would be able to read the given text right now, but I was shocked that this voice was not pre-recorded, but rather the voice of the AI.
-ㅇㅇ
-Shemran ㄷㄷ
-Kitchen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
-It’s called artificial intelligence?
-Would you like to try adding artificial intelligence made up of hackers into a gacha game?
“Oh, I’ll try it first.”
It was a game I started without thinking about, but I started to have some expectations.
I wasn’t talking about god game for no reason.
– LOL
-Please accept this.
[Please select a companion to begin your journey with]
There are four illustrations that appear with such a voice. I wondered if there was a difference between the two men and two women, one at a distance and one at a distance.
“Well, this isn’t about choosing a starting bucket.”
-Bucketmon ㅇㅈㄹ hahahahaha
-But it is that kind of emotion.
– LOL
-Of course it’s a girl?
“Of course she’s a girl.”
The eternal truth. When playing games, female characters are the truth.
Even today, the image shown in the enlarged illustration, which carries out the truth, is that of an aristocratic Western beauty with blond hair and long hair.
But the level is different. The clothes were a little worn, but that wasn’t much of a flaw.
“Yes! This is an illustration! Even if you’re a baby, you don’t have to do this to be accepted!”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-This is my first time seeing you so excited.
– A rebound that even my brother can’t stand.
-If this isn’t a god game, what is it?
“Professions are reasonably long-distance.”
-?
-Rebounding is good at close range.
-Where is Spoon Jjaljjali sick?
-The real Evande
“Is this why you can’t be a muscle dealer? Hey, anyone can be a muscle dealer. If you run at least with a spoon and rub your eyes, you win.”
-?
-Something something
-Please stop my hatred…!
-What does ADC do? I always run out of arrows and mana, so I’ll throw a rock at the very least.
“That’s because they don’t invest.”
-So you were far away?
-Disappointment
“I am a general-purpose awakening. My main focus is close combat.”
It’s because it’s difficult to control strength in long-distance combat… But there’s no need to say it.
-Oh…
-Damn, I believed it!!
-Of course it wasn’t Wen Jingjing!
-But why are you a long-distance character?
“I enjoy games from long distances.”
-Ah hahahaha
-Even when I play league, I only use ADC lol.
-Wen Jingjing was here hahahaha.
“Anyway, my iron rule is that the more money you spend on ADC, the stronger it becomes. What’s the use of ADC? What can you do?!”
Before you even get close, you’ll get beaten up and go home crying.
-Ah hahahahaha
– Even in the second half of the league, it’s an ADC fight hahahaha.
“I’m trying to make money, so I’m going for a long shot.”
Anyway, the characters of this rebound were the same except for their gender. An illustration of the same character with variations of equipment. That’s the difference, so feel free to choose.
[May you be blessed on your journey…]
“Your voice is really good. But, Goddess, isn’t she coming out any more?”
-Appears once in a while later.
-2Nd and 3rd job change
-There are wizards, archers, javelin throwers, etc.
-These bastards lol
-It’s always there
-All gacha is done by him.
“Oh really? Well, it’s like a store character. But is this a gacha game? Isn’t it just a roguelike simulation?”
Just by hearing the voice and selecting the character, you can tell it’s a roguelike. I also played a roguelike game in the past.
Of course, I couldn’t endure the hard work and quit.
-ㄴㄴ
-There are so many things to choose ㅇㅇ
-Get ready to throw away money hahahaha.
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-I don’t know this…
“Poradol never had any expectations from you.”
-It’s cold!
– LOL
-Nunna appears when you forget
– Sigh hahahahaha
—–
A room with all lights turned off and relying on the light coming from a single monitor.
-“Cerberus also exists in reality.”
“Hey, Cerberus…”
Suin, a spotted cow with a bright red face, looks down at her chest.
Unlike the huge size that could not be covered even if both arms were used, there was now a chest that felt almost weightless.
“…”
But before I could blush, the room that had been relying on the monitor light was engulfed in darkness.