The Guy Next Door to the Heroine

19 – Headbutting a Truck

“Siwon, can you take a look now?”

“It’s been fine for a long time. But now, anyone can see that I’m a college student.”

“Oh my, Siwon too.”

I stopped by the skin shop I had promised before. Since I had a spotless body that had not been cared for, I ended up just getting a massage. It seems that Yuhwa had a lot of things he wanted to receive.

Well, even if you got a massage. Since it was a massage for the general public, I would say it lacked refreshing feeling.

???: No, there is none.

Wasn’t there?

???: None.

Was it there?

???: No, nothing. Just.

“Thank you. I guess my previous employer didn’t have much free time, right? So I didn’t have time to go, and I didn’t have anyone to go with me…”

That’s what a hero does…

Although it is hard to call it passion pay, it is a job that requires a lot of sacrifice.

“If you want to go again next time, please call me. I want to tell you to call me anytime, but I have a new hobby these days.”

“Hobbies are good too… Yes, it’s strange that Siwon doesn’t have any hobbies. What kind of hobby did you start?”

Cooking was a hobby before. Well, it’s a new hobby I started.

“Just, well, I’m broadcasting.”

“Broadcasting… I think I know what it is! That’s it? That? Something like that that airs on MeTube!”

“Yes, well. I’m doing it as a hobby on MeTube. There are quite a few people who watch it.”

When the last broadcast ended, there were roughly 10,000 people. If this is the case, it would be pretty good for a first broadcast, right?

“That’s amazing… In fact, Siwon is a person who doesn’t have to work. But broadcasting is a hobby, but it’s like work, right?”

Hmm… Actually, if you think about it from the perspective of day 1 (day 2), it is true that it doesn’t feel like work at all. However, professional broadcasters probably feel differently.

I don’t get paid, and it’s really just a hobby. If you are in a position to make a living from this. Well, it might feel different.

“But I still don’t know what to do. Is the problem that I stayed at my previous job for too long…?”

“Well, don’t think too hastily. A hobby is basically ‘let’s make something!’ If you do it, it’s just so-so, and if you don’t think much about it, at some point you’ll think, ‘Oh, this is fun?’ “I want to.”

“I guess so…”

[Day 2 Newbie, Gacha Doomsday Battle]

“I’m a little late today. I’m unemployed, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have an appointment. Anyway, I’m literally going to play Gacha Doomsday today…”

-Why are you so late today?

-Hyung!

-Hyeongha

-Otsuani!

“But are Japanese people really coming in? To be honest, I thought that the number of people last time, like 10,000 people, was enough for Korean domestic demand.”

-Japanese girls right ㅇㅇ

-Isn’t that your brother’s ability?

-ㄹㅇ If it’s not an awakening ability, it doesn’t make sense.

“What did I do? I never used my abilities while broadcasting.”

-Brother, speaking itself is an ability.

-Has something like Babel’s language been awakened?

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

-No, it’s not a human translator lol.

-That’s not it, it’s just an automatic interpreter.

“Um, so. What I say is automatically translated?”

-ㅇㅇ

-That’s right

-That’s why the number of foreign kids is increasing.

That’s right. I didn’t think about it, but this was within my abilities.

To be precise, ‘the language you listen to is your native language’ and ‘the language you speak is your native language.’

And here, the reference point for the native language varies depending on the subject. It’s like a remnant of the past that I fixed because I was too lazy to translate it one by one.

In addition, through the fraudulent abilities of ‘the language you see is your native language’ and ‘the language you use is your native language’, you have acquired the ‘Language of Babel’ from a special S-class ability in your own way. I have that memory.

“Well, that’s it. You can think of my ability as not the ‘language of Babel,’ but as a combat ability with almost infinite versatility.”

-What is that?

-Infinite versatility hahahahaha.

-I’m tired ㄹㅇ

-You use cheats…

– ㄹㅇ It’s a bug.

“You can think whatever you want, but I’m a person who doesn’t really have any national feelings. The bastards who come to Incheon are from all over the world. I really don’t have any feelings.”

Well, they really invaded the world. In East Asia and Southeast Asia, American assholes, Mexican gangs, Latin American criminal organizations in South America, and Europe were no exception. For some reason, oil countries are also attacking us?

“Are you spreading honey in Incheon, you idiots?”

-?

-Suddenly?!

-???

“Ah, I’m sorry. Suddenly, I remembered the bastards crawling in without knowing the end. I thought you were playing some kind of wave defense game?”

To be honest, it was annoying because the enemy was more like simple labor than strong.

-Musher…

-As expected, brother

-Isn’t this guy really a villain…?

-If my brother had been a villain, Korea would have been a disaster…

-He’s so f*cking strong! But if he’s a villain, then it’s okay hahahaha.

“They say that if you don’t mess with them, they’ll stay at home and live well, but they start a fight for no reason. Think of me as an ordinary person.”

-Yes

-Your brother

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Anyway, whether they are government agents or a villain organization, I will let you watch the broadcast, so don’t bother me. Except Violet.”

-Yes

-Yes Yes

-Yep

-Why me!

I left out Violet because it was just fun. Violet is very sweet and fun.

“You still haven’t come to your senses and came to Violet. I’ll take care of you when you come to Boradori.”

-See…!

– hahahahaha cute.

-I really went out lol.

“They will really appreciate it if you change your nickname.”

It’s not a lie, it’s true. Anyway, it’s real.

“So, are you going to play gacha games today? Why are you suddenly playing gacha games? Because you want to lose your brains and waste money? There’s no particular reason.”

-Sijakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-The reason I play gacha is because I want to save money and lose my brain lol.

-Is this Incheon?

-Is this the Incheon mind…?

-Gold spoon mindset ㄷㄷ

“What does Incheon have to do with gacha? Just make a recommendation.”

-Miracle Sword Recommendation

-Dot Heroes?

-Everstory

-Wow lol

-f*ck the Miracle Sword.

-Rebound

“I feel like I received some recommendations, so I’ll stop here. The bastard who recommended Miracle Sword should stop and reflect. f*ck, are you recommending something like that just because it’s a gacha game?”

-Still, it’s a god game where you can draw a thousand for 1,000 won.

-Do you believe that? hahahaha.

-I am a child with an innocent brain.

“This is the innocence of the brain. There is only one innocence of the brain that I recognize.”

Cheong next door. He is a pitiful guy whose brain is not only innocent but clean. But ‘Mother and daughter rice bowl!’ When I see you like this, I wonder if it’s true that you’re pure and innocent.

“Let’s throw away the Miracle Sword and try the recommended ones little by little. I tend to get bored quickly, so I don’t have a game I can settle on. Please take that into consideration.”

-Preload

-ㅇㅇ

-How much will it cost?

-I’m a little looking forward to it.

“I plan to add about 0.1 Trucks per game. If it’s not enough, I’ll try adding more.”

-?

-Only 0.1 Truck?

-Disappointment

“These guys think 0.1 Trucks are sh*t.”

How expensive are trucks these days? Monster by-products are coated with an alien alloy to make them extremely strong. As such, the price is also crazy.

-1 Truck would not be enough.

– It’s definitely not enough ㅇㅇ

“Games these days are scary… What kind of game is 300 million not enough for?”

-?

-3What?

-Hundreds of millions? 100 Million??

-Are my ears strange?

“Trucks are expensive, you bastards. Are you ignoring trucks? They take money saying they will make the car body lighter, they take money saying they are going to improve durability, and they take money again saying they are using by-products. Wow, taking money is no joke.”

-???

-No what?

-Did crashing a truck really mean a truck?

“Then what is it? Is there another truck besides that?”

-A 200,000 won cash hit is called a truck…

-ㅇㅇ

-Ganghyeonjil is a truck.

“That thing is called a truck?”

-No, what on earth are you basing the truck on?

-Really lol

-Gacha game is not a mini map.

-Your brother was Mr. Minjeo?

“What is the standard? I received a report before, and after reading it roughly, I saw the cost of trucks. What kind of truck costs 3 billion won?”

I think it was about 20 units, but that alone was 60 billion won. I was a little shocked.

“I’m not involved in what the kids are doing, but I occasionally read their reports. It was a really refreshing shock.”

-I don’t know what Hyung Lee is doing anymore.

-Are you finally giving up on that?

-I gave up from the beginning ㅇㅇ

-I’m in a half year long story lol

“Oh, well, someone might come and hit me.”

Honestly, you shouldn’t say anything like that.

-Hyeonta (half a year)

-Hyeonta (cut off all contact)

-Hyeonta (Yugi like a dog)

“Yes, I was wrong. Anyway, it’s a bit hard to call 200,000 won a truck. Aren’t they of a different class? I wonder if something like that is a truck…?”

-ㄹㅇㅋ

-Ah hahahaha, how can a gangster be a truck hahahaha?

-The price of a truck has increased 100 times from 10 years ago. It has to be a truck.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Anyway, Dot Heroes? Let’s start with this.”

-What about the Miracle Sword?

-What a f*cking black f*ck lol.

-I’ll do that on my own…

“Miracle Sword doesn’t do anything like that. I don’t really like the mass-produced type.”

-But it’s also a mass-produced type, right?

-Impossible to refute

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I recommend this.

“What, was it a mass-produced type? Hmm…”

However, because of all the recommendations, there are only three. Dot Heroes, Everstory, Rebound.

If you say it’s a mass-produced type, there’s nothing you can do about it.

“I guess I’ll just have to proceed due to lack of content.”

-Ah hahahaha, prepare it yourself hahahaha.

-I’m leaving it to the content viewers.

“Today’s content is a cash grab. You should know how to recommend it.”

-Hmm…

-ㅇㅈ

-Ah hahahaha I can’t stand headbutting a truck hahahaha.

-The truck headbutting is divided into before and after the appearance of the older brother!

-Brother is alive!

“Don’t kill people who are alive and well. Then let’s raise them until the gacha returns.”