NOVEL WEB chapter 15
15 – This is fun
-How old is your brother…?
“Yumma, even though I’m getting older, I haven’t eaten enough to be called old.”
-So how old are you?
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-What are you saying lol?
“Well, I lived for 28 years. I’m not swearing, I’m really 28. I lived enough to be called an old man.”
-?
-28 This guy is cute hahahaha.
If -28 is cute enough…
-Beobunga…
-But if you’re 28, you’re not as old as an old man, right…?
“Being 28 is enough to be an old man. To kids these days, if you go to the military, you just become an old man.”
-Tahehehehe…
-It’s sad…
-I am fully discharged at the age of 21.
“I left early. What should I do if I wake up later?”
-?
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I’m certifying that I’m not thinking lol
-TMI) Awakened people are exempt from military service
“Well, if you say that, I’ve been there too.”
-?
-Is it a problem?
“My case is a little different. I had no intention of awakening, but one day, I woke up.”
In fact, I went there before the world changed. If I had known it would change like this, I wouldn’t have died…
-Wow… This guy is crazy.
-I’m jealous…
-???
-Even if I die, I won’t wake up…!
-10% Of Bubungi looks like a dick
But why do I seem to see community kids often?
“It looks like the gals have suddenly come over. What happened?”
– Nim. Nim. hahahaha.
-What happened after the broadcast still?
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“Ah, well. Yes, in a person’s life, the manager may try hijacking the broadcast.”
-No, that doesn’t make sense lol.
-You are so shameless after hijacking
-Ah hahahaha, if it’s more fun than Asteria, it’s okay.
-That’s a bit much
“You will be hit with the Asterism Buster and slaughtered in a kawaii star-shaped manner. Divided into eight grotesque parts.”
-Save me!
-Help! Help!
-Divided into 8 parts hahahaha
-Eight-sized beobungjak hahahaha.
-f*ck the help lol
“Rest in peace to the three deceased!”
-I’m not dead yet!
-But why are you speaking so harshly?
“You’ve lived in Incheon for 28 years, dude. f*ck, can you speak normally?”
-Demon World Incheon ㄷㄷ
-What the heck is Incheon…
-I heard you went to the military.
“Oh, I was also discharged from the military in Incheon. I lived in Incheon for 28 years until I finished my military service.”
I was discharged from the military before the world became like this. Yes, I was literally discharged from the military. Because I was a soldier of interest.
-Then the reserve forces are also going?
-A man who survived in Incheon for 28 years ㄷㄷ
“Reservists? They’re not going. The kid who goes to reserves in Incheon is an asshole.”
f*ck the reservists! It doesn’t matter. After all, North Korea is already a collapsed country, and now the military is preparing for the gate. Because the workforce is literally being divided.
-Is this Incheon…?
-Is this the metropolitan area…?
“Metropolitan area? Incheon is the evil world of Incheon, so you can see the bank being robbed in real time just by going to the bank.”
-?
-Incheon is…
-Ah, the Incheon bank robbery incident yesterday
“Oh, that’s right. Some idiots are robbing banks. No, there’s only one bank in Incheon! There’s only one Eunha Bank. They won’t even build a bank unless it’s Eunha!”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅌ
-Eunha God…
-Incheon doesn’t even accept cards lol.
-?
-I don’t receive bank transfers well.
-ㄹㅇ?
“Yes, tax evasion is God and villains are invincible, you bastards.”
-f*ck hahahaha
-This is a city…?
-My brother survived in Incheon for 28 years…
-Surviving means being strong
-What is it really? He also said that he went around robbing villains.
“What am I doing? Well, I’m just unemployed right now.”
-Unemployed ㅇㅈㄹ hahahaha.
-Unemployed (gold spoon, high-ranking awakened person)
-The balance is terrible hahahaha.
-Earth Writer Get to work!
I really need to work as a writer on Earth. Balance is messed up. What if a tactical weapon is suddenly dropped here?
“Ah, but. Looking at this box, I think it’s quite cute. I wish it wasn’t just about the contents.”
-That’s how you make money.
– Are you addicted?
“Why would you watch a fantegi when you can see it in real life? Still, it’s a bit colorful.”
How the modeling was cut, it looked very realistic. I wonder if Pygmalion even changed his soul…
Han Su-jin, whom we meet in real life, has a uniform expression. 90 Out of 100 are light-headed, and the remaining 10 are in tears.
But this guy is scrunching up his face as I do. That’s a bit funny too.
-Reality…
-Don’t take the blue pill…
-Reality story ㄴㄴ
“These guys are getting into trouble. Of course, VR has advanced greatly, but isn’t reality better?”
-VR is better ㅇㅇ
-Doc Jeon
-ㄹㅇㅋ
“But you can’t touch VR.”
VR has certainly advanced to the point where it looks like reality, but there is a reason why characters are still around 2.5D. Something like the uncanny valley. It’s uncomfortable in many ways, most of all the sense of touch, taste, and smell. There’s nothing.
-?
-I can’t touch it…?
-Have you touched it????
-I trusted you, brother!
“Why are you guys so aggressive all of a sudden? Aren’t the heads of all the broths broken?”
Well, either they were disappointed that a man came and went to burn them, or they got caught by me while protesting and their heads were broken. Wasn’t all the broth gone?
-No, it was broken hahahaha.
-Manager hahahahaha.
“Oh, so you said I was the manager and your broken head was stitched up? I really want to break your head.”
It’s damn true. No, even if you’re a manager, shouldn’t you be a man? Usually it’s called broth.
‘Even if he is a manager, he is a man! Absolute language! Kono broth cannot forgive!’
Aren’t these kids like this?
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Broth with broken heads (really broken)
-Dom Hwangcheo!
“These aren’t really crazy. They’re so f*cking funny.”
-What are you talking about?
-When did Bunga come?
-s*x! s*x! s*x on the Beach!
-Deleted Chat
“You go out. There is a limit to watching. And I didn’t. No, I’m not a host who flirts with men. Why would I mess with a mentally ill girl?”
-Jiri is a real man hahahaha
-There is no pakku, really.
-A mentally ill person…
-Honestly, public opinion at that time was too much…
-ㄹㅇ It’s strange that I didn’t get a bottle.
-Is your brother’s nickname Incheon Jjongmang correct?
“Well, let’s stop talking about that time. I had a hard time suturing my broken head. That’s my nickname? It’s Incheon. You shot me for coming openly.”
– LOL
-I’m tired of saying a word on the way hahahaha.
-But then, ‘I informed you’ ㅇㅈㄹ hahahaha.
“Well, I didn’t know if you wouldn’t understand.”
-If you speak like that, who will understand? LOL.
-But what is the problem with Incheon when you live in Incheon lol?
“f*ck you, Incheon. Anyone who is dissatisfied with my nickname, which I proudly hang in the sky, should come out.”
-Ah, he uses Gabulgi hahahaha.
-I heard things are getting better these days.
-How can a world-class crime city be found in Korea?
-Oh, Incheon is not Korea hahahaha.
“It wasn’t really Korea. In Chinatown, what was that? What were the Chinese kids’ names? Anyway, they came creeping in. There was no mafia, no Yakuza, no creeping in.”
-What does Hyung Lee know about that again?
-I crawled… ㅗㅜㅑ
-No, they really aren’t the type of people to say things like that…
-How do you know the internal situation? If…
-Ah hahahaha anyway, he’s not a villain.
“If I were a villain, would I pick up Asteria?”
-It’s pretty.
-Ah
-This is it
-Ah hahahaha, even villains can’t stand Asteria.
-The star of Incheon! Hope for Incheon! Flowers of Incheon!
“Open the parentheses and write ‘what was’ there.”
-Ah hahahaha
-Incheon itself (what it was)
– LOL
-Ajo, you are good at broadcasting.
-ㄹㅇ This place is doing well hahahaha.
-But why are you an old man?
“Why do I call myself an old man? When I turn 30, I will become an old man.”
-Even if you come back from the military, you are still an old man ㅇㅇ
-People age so damn fast lol.
“First of all, when you go to the military, your face will look about 5 years older than your age. Is this real?”
-ㄹㅇㅋ
-This is the military…?
-The next country has good salaries… Is this the kind of salary…?
“Still, px is cheap… Damn, it’s a problem because it doesn’t let you go.”
I am very proud of being the first to wear a slave necklace.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Evande…
-There was a time like that, brother…
“I stabbed the horse right away. I was grade A.”
-Awesome?
-LOL?
-A…?
“Well, we’ll talk about that later. At that time, well, I was a real ordinary person. Now I’m just an ordinary person.”
-Ordinary person (Jin)
-General public (not)
-Later? Is there a later date?
Well, you might want to broadcast it next time.
“Oh, an hour has passed without me doing anything?”
-?
-What is it, an hour?
-Turn around for an hour!
“I exchanged 1 hour for, um, 90,000 hours. Is the exchange fee okay?”
-ㅆㅅㅌㅊ
-Wow lol
-The time fee is crazy lol.
-Is this the Incheon way of thinking?
“Why, that’s right. If you spend 1 hour and lose 90,000 people’s 1 hour, it’s 1 to 90,000.”
-What is this?
-So…?
– Miracle Calculation Method
“I broke the heads of all the bosses and suppressed the protests. I think I did enough.”
-To
-Please add it.
-Are you leaving already?
“This is more fun than I thought. But I came here today to save a hikikomori, right? Ah, now that I think about it, I feel like a piece of trash that doesn’t come around unless I have something to do.”
-It’s trash, right?
-Reason for neglect for half a year: Life has taken its toll.
– LOL
-f*ck you, I’m going to hit you hard in life hahahahaha
“I’m jealous of my life without any real hits. It’s okay to say something because it’s true that I’m not good at it… Anyway, I’m going. If I feel like it, I’ll watch it at home. If I can, I’ll watch it.”
-Hyungba
-Hyungba hahahahaha
“It’s my brother.”
I stand up and look at the monitor that has turned black. I have nothing more to write about, but Sujin Han might have something to write about. So it doesn’t turn off the power.
I was fortunate that it didn’t cause too much trouble to break the heads of the broth.
I clearly told you not to accept sponsorship and not to make broth.
I go out to meet the hikikomori duo who are waiting outside.