NOVEL WEB chapter 0
0 – Prologue
When do you think a man is truly screwed?
When there’s no toilet paper in the urgently visited bathroom?
Even worse, when the urgently visited place turns out to be a women’s restroom?
Or perhaps when a single bullet casing is empty after shooting?
Yeah, any of those options would qualify as being truly screwed.
And I’d like to add one more to that list.
– The Boss –
[Kim Gun-ah, I’m sorry… I accidentally added an extra 0.]
“So, you added an extra 0 to 18? Damn it.”
In front of me stood a Pepsi tower, about 2 meters high.
And why the hell is this tower even here?
A contemporary work of art, a satire on modern society.
A crazy collaboration between the boss’s ordering mistake and the artistry of the delivery guy.
In terms of artistry, it could rival the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy.
Plus, at this moment, I didn’t feel much difference between Italy’s Tower of Pisa, standing at 55 meters, and the mighty Pepsi tower, which was just 2 meters in front of me.
[Title: Real-time Screw-up of a Gaming Addict.jpg]
[Author: Anonymous (223.62)]
[The boss ordered 18 bottles of Pepsi by mistake, and the delivery guy stacked them into a tower. How do I clean up this mess? I’m screwed.]
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[Total Comments: 18]
[Anonymous (118.235): Congratulations, you gaming addict! LOL]
[GamingAddictA: I’ll give it 18 thumbs up! Way to screw it up!]
[GamingAddictB: It’s not even zero, it’s nothing! LOL]
[GentleGamerJ: I hear the autumn Pepsi is delicious.]
ㄴ[PotatoChipKiller (121.188): This taste-blind, flavor-disordered person probably likes Coca-Cola. Makes me want to smack them with a pot.]
[30YearOldVirginKimPepsiLover: Author, 180 bottles of Pepsi for your back and your waist… which one will give in first, I wonder?]
ㄴ[Anonymous (39.7): Your mom’s spine will give in first.]
ㄴ[Anonymous (175.116): You crazy bastard! LOL]
Life, damn it.
The current situation I am in right now is just as bad as the reaction to this writing.
Each bottle of cola is approximately 1.5L, and since I bundled them in packs of 6, each bundle weighs about 9kg.
But there are a whopping 30 bundles of those 9kg packs.
In other words, just considering the weight of the contents alone is approximately 270kg.
And when you add the weight of the bottles, packaging, and the logistics boxes, it will undoubtedly be even heavier than that.
There is no doubt that this is f*cked up.
There was no need for any further consideration.
I have encountered the worst situation in my life.
However, at that time, I did not know.
I thought that there would be nothing more terrible than this, but the situation can always worsen…
“Nah, I’ll figure it out myself.”
Thunk-!
Just as I was muttering while organizing my cell phone, the tower collapsed due to a sudden gust of wind, hitting the back of my head.
Fortunately, the pain was only momentary.
The rest was a gradually reddening field of vision after falling, and the sensation of my hands and feet growing colder.
Even in such a situation, only one thought filled my mind.
When the floor is soaked in bright red color, an instinctively uttered phrase.
“Ah… I want to go home…”
That was the last words left by Pyeondori Kim Hyun-woo.
It was the honest sincerity of a Pyeondori whose first innocence was broken.