The Family of Time Travel Has an Ugly Wife

Princess Linlang said that Yu Hua’s cousin was once the emperor’s close attendant. Er Zhu and Shan Yu discussed that if the emperor wanted to capture Lian Zhou and the princess and take them back, he would most likely adopt the principle of proximity and assign that cousin to investigate.

If they wanted to get close to that cousin to gather information, they could only go through Yu Hua.

It was just that the relationship between Er Zhu and Yu Hua were never good. They had a big quarrel before about joining the army, so getting close to each other suddenly seemed too suspicious.

Er Zhu was dozing off when the pillow came.

As the new year approached, someone from the Yu Mansion asked Er Zhu to go back and live there.

Er Zhu was excited and wanted to agree, but felt that this was not in line with his usual style of doing things, so he refused. However, a few days before the Chinese New Year, he ‘reluctantly’ returned to the Yu Mansion.

As usual, he brought a lot of things in a mess, but this time, because he had something on his mind, he prepared more carefully.

“Young master, the husband is becoming more and more attracted to you,” the maid showed Yu Hua the gold and silver jewellery in the box and said happily, “He must have fallen in love with you.”

Yu Hua’s face turned reddish, with a charming smile on his pretty face. His mood did not last for two seconds when he saw Er Zhu walking out from behind the screen, naked except for a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist.

He really did not shy away from the maids and servants in the room.

Yu Hua dismissed everyone with a frosty look on his face. He wanted to say a few words to Er Zhu but also thought that this was the first time they had been intimate since their wedding night, so he refrained from speaking.

Er Zhu glanced at Yu Hua and sneered inwardly.

Of course, Er Zhu was not an exhibitionist. The reason for his behaviour was actually to provoke Yu Hua. Ancient people like them simply could not stand such openness. If Yu Hua was annoyed by him, Er Zhu could openly sleep in the guest room. But…

Yu Hua actually said nothing.

Er Zhu was a little speechless. He pulled off the quilt and rolled into bed naked. When he noticed someone tugging on his quilt, he closed his eyes and said without looking back, “I’m not used to sharing a quilt with others.”

Later…

Er Zhu shamelessly rolled into Yu Hua’s warm and fragrant bed. He put his legs on Yu Hua’s body in a very bad sleeping position and kept rubbing his head into Yu Hua’s neck until he woke up.

Yu Hua was not ugly; he was a cold beauty.

Er Zhu stared at his partner most of the night. The moment the face in front of him and the one in his mind kept overlapping, he kissed Yu Hua.

“Lian Zhou… Lian Zhou…”

— Being pushed out.

Yu Hua had not fallen asleep at all. He was suffering from insomnia. When he heard Er Zhu kissing him and calling someone else, he pushed him out of bed, sat up, and said, “Get out!”

Er Zhu replied, “…It’s so late at night, are you sick?”

Yu Hua was not sick, but Er Zhu was.

“Didn’t I just talk a few words in my sleep? As for you, you…” Er Zhu didn’t want to get into a fight with Yu Hua, so he shamelessly rolled back into his bed and whispered unreasonably, “Get away if you want, I won’t leave when it’s cold.”

Yu Hua suffered from cold due to Er Zhu’s actions, but there was nothing he could do. He was strong-willed by nature, and his improper marriage to Er Zhu had already damaged his pride. On their wedding night, his husband actually said other shuanger’s name, which shuanger could take this?

Yu Hua didn’t know whether to be sad or worried about the fate of his small household. They had been married for almost a year, and this was the second time Er Zhu slept with him, and he still called that person’s name.

Lian Zhou!

Yu Hua bit his lip and resisted for a long time. Finally, he couldn’t bear it any longer and pulled the quilt covering Er Zhu’s head. He controlled his emotions and asked him coldly, “Am I very similar to him? Do you have to make mistakes again and again?”

Er Zhu, who was rejected by Lian Zhou, felt a bit embarrassed when Yu Hua asked him this question. He replied with a pinched neck, “You can’t even compare to one of his fingers! You look like a handful of hairy statues! Not alike at all!”

Hearing this, Yu Hua could no longer hold back. He slapped Er Zhu across the face, punched him, and said, “You bastard! Er Zhu, you bastard!”

Yu Hua’s attack was so sudden that Er Zhu was stunned for a long time before he remembered to fight back.

He stood up, grabbed Yu Hua’s hair, and threw him to the corner of the bed. He punched Yu Hua’s face without mercy. Seeing Yu Hua struggling to fight back, Er Zhu grabbed his chin and pushed the back of Yu Hua’s head onto the bed. He knocked and cursed fiercely, “Yu Hua! I’m giving you face, right?”

The two maids who were keeping watch outside were shocked when they came out in the middle of the night. They hurriedly opened the door and lit the lamp. Seeing their always pampered young master treated like this, they were angry and annoyed. For a moment, they didn’t care about the order of dignity and rushed to the bed to confront Er Zhu. They scratched and pulled Er Zhu away from Yu Hua and then cried and cursed, “You heartless bastard! My young master is so kind to you! You actually treat him like this! You even hit him! Are you still a man? Just wait! We will fight for our young master now! Let him seek justice from the official master!”

The official master was referred to Yu Hua’s cousin. He was decisive and ruthless in his actions. Thinking of the painful lesson of being punished by others, Er Zhu controlled his temper.

“Sisters, I’m just joking with your young master. How can I bring trouble to my cousin? Isn’t it just a joke to trouble my cousin on the Chinese New Year?”

Er Zhu was very flexible and adaptable. He said nice things to the maid with a playful smile. After that, he began to coax Yu Hua against his will. He coaxed softly, “Wife, my good wife, it was my fault just now. Wasn’t it because you hit me first that I subconsciously fought back? I didn’t mean it. Please don’t argue with me, okay? If your cousin knows that I didn’t treat you well; he would definitely kill me! If you don’t think about me, think about yourself. What good will it do to you? Yu Hua, please help me!”

Er Zhu took his shameless spirit to the extreme. After begging Yu Hua to stabilize the two little maids, he began to use himself to soothe Yu Hua.

“Look at the hurt on your face, oh! I feel so bad!” Er Zhu held Yu Hua in his arms and applied the medicine. He kissed and touched him, saying good things to his wife, “I am young and have a hot temper. You understand it and you still say that? Aren’t you just adding fuel to the fire?”

Er Zhu clasped Yu Hua’s chin and kissed him on the lips, ran his fingers along Yu Hua’s shirt, sniffed Yu Hua’s neck like a dog, and nuzzled Yu Hua to please him, saying, “Can you give me a chance to change my ways? Can you please stop complaining to your cousin? My good wife, your husband wants to spend a few more years with you. Can you please not send me to death? Please, okay? Please?”

This was the first time Er Zhu attacked Yu Hua, and also the first time he coaxed Yu Hua like this, still in the same bed.

Yu Hua curled his fingers for a long time, and finally hooked Er Zhu’s neck and punched him in the back. With red eyes, he bit his lip and said, “There will be no next time.”