The Eye Of Equality

Gurgle...

Something broke me out my thoughts...

Turning my head to look towards it, I almost screamed...

It's...

IT'S SO UGLY!!!

WHAT IS THAT!!!

Gurgle...

That face...

I can't look at it...

Burble...

"The King is requesting a meeting with you..."

...

It spoke...

BLERGHH!!!

Vomiting to my right, the fishes instinctively avoid it...

Pausing for a second, I wonder if what I'm about to say next would upset that thing...

...

Ah whatever...