The Exorcist Detective

"Don't talk nonsense, trouble comes from your mouth...I need her now." Li Kang winked quickly, telling Deadpool to shut up. He pretended to be indignant, "You are right. , it’s Thor who always gives up, and a scum among men like him should be reviled by thousands of people..."

"What are you talking about?" Amora suddenly looked over with a ferocious expression, "How can a waste like you understand the greatness of Thor? A mere ant dares to slander my Thor. Believe it or not, I will summon magic fire to burn you to death now."

"Believe... I believe... I just want to flatter you. In fact, Thor is an invincible hero. His image in my heart is as high as the mountains. My admiration for him is like the Yellow River. water..."

"That's enough. I've heard enough of your words. I don't want to hear any more. You said before that as long as I save the earth, Thor will come back to me. But that doesn't work at all. You are just using me. "Amora held her head in pain. She has not recovered from being stabbed by Thor and Sif. She is almost [-]% crazy now. She can't think of who to blame, so she thinks Li Kang is The culprit.

"Okay, I think she is also crazy." Li Kang said helplessly to the dead waiter beside him.

"Then let's go. You see, she seems to be even more crazy than me. If we don't leave now, I estimate that in a while, this beautiful, alluring, long-haired witch will have to support her. She turned on the grill and roasted us two into suckling pigs. Actually, I'm not afraid. I can't die anyway, but you are different. Even if she doesn't take action, I think you will be almost finished. But after thinking about it, it seems quite Okay, we brothers were brought to the table with apples in our mouths and olive oil on our bodies, allowing the witch with a waist thinner than my arm to happily take a bite...hehehehe...for the rest of our lives. It's worth it." Deadpool muttered in a low voice.

"Okay, you just want to be a suckling pig in your life... That won't work. I don't know many people here in Asgard, and the people here are all die-hard fans of Thor. I want to trick you. Well, they have to dig a hole and bury me first, but if that doesn't work, you can help me get up there."

"But you look at her, she seems very dangerous, why don't we go back first." Deadpool said worriedly.

"I don't have time anymore. There is only one candidate I can use, and she accidentally made a poisonous oath before that must be fulfilled. Although I have no enmity with Thor, unfortunately, he happened to block my way. , you tell me what to do about you, now you can only take one step at a time, just listen to me." Li Kang coughed twice violently, and he let Deadpool support him and continued walking up the steps, and after a while Cry and laugh in front of the charming witch.

"Can you please cheer up? You are such a ghost. Really only ghosts will like you. Even me, who is so cold and cold, is tired of seeing you." The mean-mouthed Deadpool saw Amora's pear-shaped expression. , Forget it if you don’t persuade him, he is actually sarcastic. Amora sat on the throne and cried more and more.

"What's wrong with you? She's such a great beauty, and she looks good even if she cries. How come you don't know how to show mercy to women? I really don't understand what Xia Jila and the Goddess of Death see in you." Li Kang symbolically scolded her. After Deadpool said a few words, he turned around and advised Amora, "Great witch, please stop crying. Don't forget, you still have an oath to solve, otherwise you will be cursed and may become An evil dragon or something, then Thor won't dare even if he wants you."

It turns out that Amora is the embodiment of charm magic. Her situation is somewhat similar to the Scarlet Witch Wanda, except that she is not as powerful as Wanda, but she is also a rare powerful magician in the universe. She was previously possessed by Thor and Sif. Injured, in addition to pain and heartache, she vowed to take Thor's life. This oath was spread by charm magic, and the entire magical world heard her oath. The oath confirmed by charm magic must be fulfilled by herself, Otherwise, the magic will backfire, and usually she will turn into a monster like a dragon or a gorgon. Magic is no joke.

Amora ignored him and continued to cry, "It doesn't matter if you become a dragon or a wild beast."

Pig or not, in short, I don’t want to be like this anymore. I want to die, I really want to die. "

Li Kang was not in good health. Amora was crying and yelling like a pig. The noise made his head almost hurt in two halves. The Deadpool beside him couldn't bear it either. The two of them grinned and endured it for a while. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore, so I raised my hand and aimed at Amora's pink face... and slapped a dozen big mouths with my bow left and right.

"Grandma, I'm afraid your crying will kill me before cancer kills me. Can you be a bit promising? There are many good men in the world. As long as you want to find them, I can help you. , I know a man named Sentinel, who is ten thousand times stronger than Thor, and is not in a good mental state. He is a perfect match for you now." Li Kang said, rubbing his temples.

"My boss at Kang Da, isn't that sentinel also married?" Deadpool continued to talk.

Li Kang finally couldn't help but raised his hand, pointed at Deadpool's head and slapped it hard several times, "You can die if you stop saying a few words. I brought you here to help. Why do you always try to undermine me?" Your health is not good now, but it will still take a matter of minutes to kill you, believe it or not?"

Deadpool scratched his head and said innocently, "Actually, I really want to believe you, but have you forgotten that Thanos, the old thief, gave me an immortal curse? No one in this universe can kill me. Are you sure you have any abilities?"

"You...forget it, I can't tell you clearly," Li Kang choked and made a sound in his throat. There was no point in arguing with Deadpool. It was better to deal with Amora first. He continued, "Even if Sentinel can't , I also know Captain America Steve Rogers, Hawkeye and Doctor Strange, and if that’s not enough, the Hulk, that guy’s strength is unparalleled in the world, and it only takes a matter of minutes to kill Thor.”

Amora's face was blocked by her messy hair. She sobbed a few times and suddenly raised her head and said, "You're right. There are many good men in the world, but I only want Thor. But you reminded me, since Thor doesn't want to If you are with me, then no one can get him. I will kill him, so that he only belongs to me. That's it."

Amora suddenly became fierce. She was originally a woman crazy for love, but now she suddenly turned dark, causing Li Kang and Deadpool to look at each other for a long time.

"Then why not let us assist you? Don't worry, we are both good people who will help each other when encountering injustice." Li Kang said shamelessly.

"That's right, we definitely don't want to take advantage of you, nor do we covet your beauty, nor do we want to bury our faces in your chest... Ah, it must be soft, like a cloud." Deadpool He said with a smile, "Maybe it's like marshmallows, maybe it's sweet... I'm sorry, can we discuss something? I'm very curious about what kind of flavor these white rabbits have, and how can they make them taste better?" Can I have a taste?"

Amora engulfed Deadpool with a wave of magic fire. She looked at Li Kang with cold eyes, "You want to help me again, right? Before, you were patting your chest and saying that as long as I help you save the earth, Thor will be obsessed with me." ,The results of it"

"Well... let's talk some sense, okay? Although you helped to deal with Hong Kuang's attack, didn't you fail? We, the Earthlings, saved the earth ourselves. You just helped a little, and that's all the credit. , how do you ask us people on earth to write epic poems? You don’t have epic poems? How could your deeds be spread to Asgard but not to Asgard? Thor doesn’t know your story. Why should he be obsessed with you? It’s not because you are too weak. Sif has been with Thor through life and death, and their relationship is very stable. I'm afraid you won't have any chance." Li Kang said eloquently, and really convinced Amora.

"You're right... I am indeed too weak. I still have hope for a heartless man. I am so weak." Amora raised her hand and slapped herself a few times. She looked up. Looking into Li Kang's eyes, "What is your purpose? If you dare to say anything to me again, you are just a passerby who comes to my aid when encountering injustice. Be careful, I am not polite. Although I am suffering from love, I am not the fool you imagined." girl."