The Exorcist Detective

Spider-Man has a magical genius. When he puts on the mask, it seems that a new world perspective suddenly opens up. He can always inadvertently poke the scars of the people around him. In fact, when he is nervous and scared, he can He likes to talk nonsense to cover up, but he can always make the enemy angry with a few words. Although Deadpool also spits, most of Deadpool's words are talking to himself. He is talking to someone in his head. A voice is having a conversation.

But Spider-Man is different. When he is in trouble, his mouth seems to have been taken over by the spider god in African mythology, who is known for his wisdom and bad mouth. He opens his mouth like a god to help, for example, throwing the Mandarin's mother into a brothel. Go, he just followed the Mandarin's words and sarcastically, but in the end, he hit the biggest shadow in the Mandarin's life.

"Kill you, kill you, kill you..." The Mandarin frantically launched a fierce attack on Spider-Man. He put his fists together, and the ten magic rings rotated around like a humanoid Vulcan. Cannons, wind, fire, thunder and ice, shock waves, laser rays, shadows, divine control... With him as the center, it was like a kaleidoscope was opened, and dazzling energy burst out from his hands.

However, Spider-Man's movements are too agile. Although the space here is sealed, it is very vast. It is his favorite kind of battlefield. With his spider sense and agility like a flea, no matter how fierce the Mandarin's attack is, he will Like a red-headed bee in a storm, he let the wind and rain beat him, but he didn't get the slightest bit of damage from him. Moreover, he kept quarreling in his mouth, "Why did I get it right? I don't think you are a descendant of Genghis Khan at all." , you are just a savage who doesn’t know where he came from. I guess you have never read history at all. Genghis Khan and the Qing Dynasty are not the same thing at all. You feel that arranging such an origin seems quite awesome, but in fact it is full of loopholes. You know They are two dynasties, and you force them to come together, haha... Do you really think anyone will believe it?"

"Shut up and I'll shut you up."

"Hey, missed again. Did you forget your reading glasses at home today?" Spider-Man dodged the Mandarin's attacks continuously. His skills became more and more flexible. The Mandarin used his abilities without restraint and was now a little tired. However, Spider-Man is still alive and kicking. He has long been accustomed to dealing with opponents stronger than himself. Confusing the enemy's brain with trash talk is the only way he can survive until now. "Oh, wait a minute, here we come." Now I only know that your name is Lord Mandarin. Let me guess what your real name is. I have also read The Last Emperor. Is your name Aisin Gioro Turtle or Aisin Gioro Bastard?"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up."

The Mandarin attaches great importance to the issue of his origin. For this reason, he kidnapped an Oscar-winning director and directed a movie about his origin. By fabricating and distorting the facts, he packaged him as a great defender of freedom. The destined emperor...a natural fighter who loves peace...a caring killer...a gentle and affectionate cold warrior...the messy setting almost made the director insane, but he was I think it's beautiful, the great Mandarin should be so perfect.

In the movie, the Mandarin transformed his mother from a British prostitute into a gentle and charming aristocratic girl. He didn’t know who his father was, so he created a random prince and assumed that he was his biological father. He was hanging out in a gang at the time. Playing the role of a killer, he was shaped into a great revolutionary fighter... participated in the struggle to overthrow the rule of the Qing Dynasty... Later, due to internal strife among the gangs, he was plotted by his own people and thrown off a cliff, and he was shaped into a After losing the battle, he covered the retreat of his comrades and accidentally fell off a cliff. He found a crashed alien spacecraft under the cliff. He entered the spacecraft and found a seriously injured alien. He took advantage of the alien being unable to move and killed it with one knife. The alien captured the spaceship, and he helped the alien to recover as a kindhearted person. The alien burst into tears of gratitude and said that the people on earth were indeed good people, and generously gave the spaceship and all the treasures on it to him. The alien himself flew into the universe in a rescue capsule.

These can no longer be said to be myths. Anyone with a slightly normal IQ can see that these are complete nonsense and have no logic at all. Fairy tales would not be written in such a mess, but the Mandarin was very satisfied with it. For this reason, a very grand premiere ceremony was held on the Mandarin Island.

However, the film was only released within the Mandarin Island. He sent samples to the United States, China, Russia, India, and Europe, hoping that people all over the world could appreciate the great charm of the Mandarin, at least It is a very hard thing to be able to afford to waste those brain cells by making up nonsense based on his own experience...

In fact, the Mandarin had no hope that anyone would really believe it. He was just amusing himself, immersed in the delusional world he created for himself and couldn't extricate himself... However, later the Mandarin Island was taken over by someone.

The pot was over, and all the copies were confiscated by the Divine Spear Bureau. He once personally attacked the Divine Spear Bureau, just hoping to get back a copy, but the Zhang Bureau of the Divine Spear Bureau was even more ruthless. In front of the Mandarin, a handful of The fire destroyed all the copies.

Spider-Man kept provoking today. I don’t know what happened, but every word he said could relate to the Mandarin’s real experience. This made him feel very manic. No matter what Spider-Man knew, he must crush Spider-Man with his own hands. The throat was enough. Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and absorbed more magic power from the earth veins. The attack frequency suddenly became stronger, and in an instant, Spider-Man was forced into a desperate situation again.

The disparity in strength between the two sides is too great. If the Mandarin becomes a little more serious, Spider-Man immediately feels that he cannot hold on anymore.

"You should say it again. What's wrong? The cat bit your tongue. Aren't you pretty good at it? Why don't you squirt again?" The Mandarin smiled ferociously. He saw the opportunity and sent out a shock wave, knocking Spider-Man away.

A fireball appeared in the ring on the Mandarin's hand. It contained the flames of a supernova. If such a fireball hit Spider-Man, there would definitely be no bones left. He was about to kill Spider-Man and get rid of this thorn in his side. Suddenly , the undead man Deadpool rushed up from the side again.

"Hey white-haired old lamp wants to kill Spider-Man, you have to get past me first." Deadpool raised the knife and went straight to the Mandarin's head.

The Mandarin may not care about Deadpool, but he can't care about these two magical blades. He can't figure out how a person as unconventional as Deadpool managed to get hold of these two swords made of vibranium. Moreover, the swords are very spiritual. They have identified Deadpool as the owner in this life. When he got one of the knives, he also thought about keeping the knife with him, but the high-frequency vibration gold knife immediately produced a rejection reaction. This kind of The induction is very mysterious, and it is difficult for non-magic masters to detect it. If a rejected person forcibly keeps the knife with him, he will be contaminated by the negative energy emitted from it, and the qi in the body will become very disordered. In this case Something will happen sooner or later.

According to legend, there is a magic knife that exudes ominousness. Anyone who gets it will be cursed and will be infected with blood sooner or later. This is the situation mentioned, so the Mandarin made a prompt decision and inserted the knife into Deadpool's heart. He thought that Deadpool should be a Vampires are undead monsters, so piercing the heart and cutting off the head is the best way to deal with such undead creatures. Even mutant species with stronger vitality cannot recover in a short time after the heart is pierced.

The Mandarin immediately raised his hand, and an energy shield appeared on the back of his hand. It collided with Deadpool's knife. The two collided with a flash of fire, knocking Deadpool back in the blink of an eye. His high-frequency vibration The golden sword is indeed a magic weapon, but the gap between his and the Mandarin's strength is too big. As soon as the vibranium sword cuts a little deeper, he is already shaken up, and the Mandarin's unpredictable leg skills are used again. , a whooshing kick went straight to Deadpool's vagina. Even though he boasted about his high status, he was still a gangster killer and his attacks were very ruthless.

However, Deadpool continued to suffer losses with his kicks, and now he had an extra thought in mind. When he saw the Mandarin's shoulders shaking slightly, he immediately used the momentum to do a backflip to avoid the kick, and his face was close to the Mandarin's. His feet brushed past each other, and a sharp gust of wind blew up from his feet, which stung his eyes, but he managed to avoid it.

The Mandarin took a step forward, intending to add a punch, but a spider web entangled his right hand. Spider-Man saw that Deadpool was in danger again, and he quickly took action to stop it.

"Humph, they're just two losers. I'm not afraid even if you attack together." The Mandarin pulled hard with one hand. Although Spider-Man can lift several tons of weight, his strength is far superior to ordinary people, but the Mandarin He used the Lord of the Rings to increase his physical strength. His physical strength is very powerful. He is one of the few powerful people who can surpass mutant superheroes in the body of an ordinary person. After the increase, his strength easily surpassed Spider-Man. He thought that he could do this easily. With one pull, Spider-Man's small body would definitely be pulled over. Then he would strike with one hand, giving Spider-Man a heart-warming blow, and all grudges would be settled.

The Mandarin thought very well, but when he pulled hard, he immediately felt a huge force coming from the other end of the spider thread, pulling him staggering. How could this be possible? He quickly looked back and saw that the spider After Xia wrapped his hand with spider silk, he wrapped the other end of the spider silk around Jin Bin's cane. Jin Bin took advantage of his size to force Li Kang into a blind corner, and without giving any chance, he swung his cane. A sharp whip.

No matter what spells Li Kang used, Jin Bin only used the magic lamp to send them forward. All the spells were taken in and released in the blink of an eye. Instead, they became his ammunition. With Li Kang's ability, he suppressed the enemy in a short time. He was so breathless that he couldn't even absorb illusions.