The Earth-san Has Leveled Up!

2-25.1. Bulletin Board Thread 《Shura Girls’ Journey Log》

18:46 Japan Time.

A single video was uploaded to a site called ‘Earth-san TV’ that suddenly appeared on the internet.

When the video begins, it first shows Earth-san from space.

This wasn’t the Earth we knew.

Somehow, Earth-san was enveloped in a jade-green aura.

Apparently, this was the opening sequence for ‘Earth-san TV’.

After this, the screen fades to black and a warning message appears:

・This video is being shown because it was the world’s first dungeon conquest, not all explorers will have their adventures filmed like this.

・Generally, you must record your own dungeon exploits.

・However, exceptional achievements may be highlighted.

・Copyright? Portrait rights? Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Such things were written there.

The main video runs for a full 3 hours.

Since Meiko’s adventure spanned 4 days, you could tell much had been edited out beforehand.

It begins at Meiko’s home, clearly showing her exasperation at her father’s lethargic gaze. Meiko’s dad suffered major psychological damage within the first minute.

The scene shifts to meeting Sasara.

After encountering Lulu by chance, the tall friend’s heart skips a beat at Lulu’s adorable belief that Pekatwo really exists.

During their mountain climb, they discover a shrine and have a photoshoot.

For some reason, Earth-san TV’s camera angles perfectly capture the faint pink vortex blending into the cherry blossom carpet.

Then, after much frolicking, the three get swallowed by the vortex.

What follows is a chronological digest, but viewers could painfully understand just what kind of adventure Meiko’s group had been through.

Some marveled at seeing Meiko’s magic for the first time.

Others were captivated by the seemingly endless red torii gates and scenery.

Some sympathized with Lulu and Sasara’s grief after killing their first Pellet Rabbit.

Others nervously watched Meiko’s strange confidence around treasure chests.

Some were too creeped out by the Japanese doll to go to the bathroom…and I have one displayed in my entranceway…

Viewers learned about safety zones and what Jobs were. Many countries hadn’t even announced these dungeon mechanics yet.

In some countries, people jumped up shouting “NINJAAAAAA” when Lulu got her amazing Job.

Incidentally, other countries got dubbed versions.

With mysterious annotations for Japanese idioms.

Despite being a single video, each viewer saw it in their own language with understandable annotations. And since the dub used the trio’s actual voices, the technology made even less sense.

Another inexplicable thing, the video couldn’t be copied by any means.

Not even by directly filming a computer screen with a camera.

Opening any recording media just showed an endless loop of Earth-san’s aura-clad image.

And so, the three girls’ Infinite Torii journey continued.

People worldwide would be shocked countless times today by the three girls’ boss battle.

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[What would you call this]Three Beauties’ Shura Journey PART1[Battle manga?]

1, Anonymous Shura

This is an Earth-san TV discussion thread about dungeons.

For hardcore dungeon/skill analysis, go elsewhere.

※Think before posting!

Baseless slander may reduce your karma!

Next thread should be declared by whoever catches >>980.

All I can say is, these girls are insane!

2, Anonymous Shura

First post, nice.

Cried at the end.

3, Anonymous Shura

First post, nice.

Hey 2, don’t jump straight to the end.

Think normally, what a waste.

4, Anonymous Shura

Oh, already made? GJ.

Which part was best for you guys?

Like 3 said, let’s hold off on post-final battle stuff.

5, Anonymous Shura

Post-bath scene. Why cut the actual bathing part?

6, Anonymous Shura

That’s why you’re hopeless!

For me, it’s when Sasara-chan and Lulu-chan said they’d fight too early on.

7, Anonymous Shura

>6 I get it.

Was so moved I almost cried.

8, Anonymous Meiko Cultist

Obviously when Meiko-sama stayed up synthesizing her comrades’ gear.

So noble.

9, Anonymous Shura

I mean, I get it but…

10, Anonymous Shura

I get what 8’s saying but…

11, Anonymous Shura

When you guys say it like that…hmm…

12, Anonymous Shura

So cat fairies exist huh. Total fantasy.

13, Anonymous Shura

Hey. Wonder what they’re selling.

14, Anonymous Shura

Meiko-chan got a booklet at the end, maybe that explains it?

15, Anonymous Shura

I seriously want that.

Hope some publisher sells it.

16, Anonymous Shura

Bet some publishers already have their eyes on it.

17, Anonymous Shura

That book has practical uses beyond just equipment.

18, Anonymous Shura

? Shouldn’t it be “cute AND practical”?

19, Anonymous Shura

True lol

17, what practical uses besides equipment knowledge? lol

20, Anonymous Meiko Cultist

Virgin?

21, Anonymous Shura

Noah is virgin.

22, Anonymous Shura

lol

Speaking of Noah, isn’t Kismian language adorable!?

23, Anonymous Shura

They say it’s the cutest girl-speak in the world.

24, Anonymous Shura

Fr?

25, Anonymous Shura

Since the neighboring country has what’s called the world’s most beautiful language, they’re often compared.

26, Anonymous Shura

Back on topic, I liked the fashion show scene.

27, Anonymous Shura

That was wild lol

28, Anonymous Shura

The fashion show was crazy fun lol

Did Earth-san study film techniques?

29, Anonymous Shura

The scene where Lulu-chan goes “nin-nin” rolling happily on tatami got me (´ω｀)

30, Anonymous Shura

I know, that’s cheating.

Deserves a spank. Totally get how Meiko-chan felt.

31, Anonymous Shura

Gotta recommend the subsequent Hyakki Yagyo.

I love youkai.

32, Anonymous Shura

I’d love to see that in person too.

33, Anonymous Shura

Pretty sure Meiko-chan’s rant was improvised, right?

34, Anonymous Shura

Tengu being immature as always.

35, Anonymous Shura

But that’s how they got the hidden stage challenge, right?

How does she keep finding these?

36, Anonymous Meiko Cultist

As the Child of Destiny, it is her fate.

37, Anonymous Shura

They keep cutting to reaction shots huh.

38, Anonymous Shura

These girls always strike poses at the coolest lines.

39, Anonymous Shura

My heart raced during their group brawl.

40, Anonymous Shura

Depending on context, they could get handcuffed for that. You okay?

41, Anonymous Shura

It’s fine, they’re the ones getting hit (^_^)

42, Anonymous Shura

That’s definitely not fine.

43, Anonymous Shura

But testing it out is brave.

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335, Anonymous Shura

For me, it’s definitely the final battle!

336, Anonymous Shura

After all that “no final battle talk” you choose that?

337, Anonymous Shura

Well, it’s about time.

Thread’s warmed up enough.

338, Anonymous Shura

Yeah, lifting restrictions.

Final battle, yeah.

339, Anonymous Shura

Final battle, mhm.

340, Anonymous Shura

Totally, yeah. Final battle. Final battle.

341, Anonymous Shura

Who else fell off their chair at the first dragon roar!

342, Anonymous Shura

(・ω・)ノ

343, Anonymous Shura

(・ω・)ノ

344, Anonymous Shura

(・ω・)ノ

345, Anonymous Shura

My butt bounced off the sofa.

346, Anonymous Shura

My wife and I both let out this weird “hyah!” sound simultaneously.

347, Anonymous Meiko Cultist

Meiko-sama facing that beast truly proves her supremacy.

348, Anonymous Shura

Seriously though, Meiko-chan facing that thing is insane.

349, Anonymous Shura

Sasara-chan and Lulu-chan were totally freaked out.

350, Anonymous Shura

347 and 348 are saying the same thing, why does it sound so different?

351, Anonymous Shura

Shh!

352, Anonymous Shura

>349 But when I saw the two finally charge in, I almost cried.

353, Anonymous Shura

Nothing wrong with crying. I straight up wept.

That kind of charge takes more than half-baked friendship.

354, Anonymous Shura

What even was that fight afterward?

I rewatched it 5 times.

355, Anonymous Shura

They started going superhuman after the second mountain, but the final battle was next-level.

356, Anonymous Shura

I rewatched 10 times.

Especially after that quake attack, insane.

357, Anonymous Shura

That sliding bite? Thought Meiko-chan was done for.

358, Anonymous Shura

Even knowing she survives, it’s understandable lol

359, Anonymous Shura

Seriously though, Meiko-chan pushes too hard.

That final taunt? Worried about her screws loosening.

360, Anonymous Shura

That move. Took me 5 rewatches to understand it.

361, Anonymous Shura

After some rewatches, realized how cool the dragon’s quake AOE was. Enemy or not.

362, Anonymous Shura

Unfortunately, I get that. Enemy or not, that stone pavement explosion has a certain romance.

363, Anonymous Shura

Gotta vote for their seamless teamwork (‘ω’)ノ

364, Anonymous Shura

They coordinated perfectly without even speaking. Puts veteran gamers to shame.

365, Anonymous Shura

After seeing Lulu-chan’s neck climb at the end, I decided to become NINJAAA.

What was that move? Stabbing eyes with sickles while jumping? Too intense.

366, Anonymous Shura

NINJA is OP. Definitely a top-tier final evolution Job.

367, Anonymous Shura

Pretty sure every Shumerican thinks the same.

368, Anonymous Shura

Is NINJA just for Shumericans?

369, Anonymous Shura

Nah. Popular in Europe too.

Probably popular in Japan normally too.

370, Anonymous Shura

Regardless, those outfits were adorable (゜∀゜)

Made the battles 10x more fun.

371, Anonymous Shura

>370 True.

372, Anonymous Shura

Their skills were amazing regardless, but the outfits amplified the final battle feel.

373, Anonymous Shura

That finale…

I’ve never cried with friends like that.

374, Anonymous Shura

Relax, most people haven’t.

375, Anonymous Shura

What I envied most wasn’t their strength, but seeing all three crying together.

376, Anonymous Shura

I totally get it, but stop, it hurts.

377, Anonymous Shura

lol

378, Anonymous Shura

If I go to a dungeon, can I find friendships like that?

379, Anonymous Shura

Y-yeah…(/ω＼)

380, Anonymous Shura

Say it to my face.

381, Anonymous Shura

YEAH! (´;ω;｀)

382, Anonymous Shura

No crying lol

383, Anonymous Shura

Say it with pride lol

394, Anonymous Shura

For emotional impact, Meiko-chan’s pre-boss line.

That’d make anyone happy.

395, Anonymous Shura

If someone said that to me face-to-face, I’d definitely fall for them.

396, Anonymous Shura

New confession template just dropped.

397, Anonymous Shura

Before a boss fight, “You and I are the world’s strongest duo.”

If you get to that point alone together, any confession would succeed!

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497, Anonymous Shura

That said, wasn’t the dungeon clear reward kinda weak?

498, Anonymous Shura

How?

They got enough money for 3-4 sets of starter gear, +20 magic power, tons of recipes, plus a magazine?

499, Anonymous Shura

But Infinite Torii dungeon itself had no first-clear reward, right?

That feels weak.

500, Anonymous Shura

If all dungeons had first-clear rewards, it’d be chaos.

People would overextend and die everywhere. World-first is enough.

501, Anonymous Shura

I guess…

502, Anonymous Shura

>498 Magazine! You mean booklet?

Either way, I seriously want it!

503, Anonymous Shura

Hmm, still feels lackluster for risking your life.

504, Anonymous Shura

I really want that too!

505, Anonymous Shura

You guys…

506, Anonymous Shura

The Self-Defense Forces will read it, right?

507, Anonymous Shura

Police are leveling up too, so they’ll read it, right?

508, Anonymous Shura

It’ll get grimy, right?

509, Anonymous Shura

Pages will stick together, right?

510, Anonymous Shura

When we finally get it, “Dammit! Meiko-chan’s pages are all stuck together…!”

511, Anonymous Shura

Why Meiko-chan? lol

512, Anonymous Shura

>503 You’re thinking from their perspective.

Others can train in other dungeons. Though first-timers do risk their lives.

Also, those magic boost orbs are huge, no?

513, Anonymous Shura

You’ll pass around the original? lol

Just print it lol

514, Anonymous Shura

>503 +20 magic is huge. +60 for three.

Shara-tan could only fire Slash Sword ~4 times, now gets +2.5 more.

515, Anonymous Shura

True, that’s a massive boost.

516, Anonymous Shura

Hey, Meiko-chan’s group took tons of photos, right?

Will those get released?

517, Anonymous Shura

Magic boost is no joke.

I drain my magic daily training, still only at 12.

518, Anonymous Shura

>516 Probably censored by the government. But Earth-san TV showed everything…who knows.

519, Anonymous Shura

>517 What was your starting magic?

520, Anonymous Shura

BTW. Meiko-chan took photos in the first dungeon too.

I saw them at Aozora Training Dojo.

521, Anonymous Shura

Huh?

522, Anonymous Shura

Huh?

523, Anonymous Shura

Virgin?

524, Anonymous Shura

Virgin!

525, Anonymous Meiko Cultist

Dispatching agents.

526, Anonymous Shura

This doesn’t sound like a joke lol

527, Anonymous Shura

Because it’s not?

528, Anonymous Shura

You guys lol

517 here, my starting magic was 8.

529, Anonymous Shura

>517 How do you train?

530, Anonymous Shura

Getting to see Meiko-chan’s phone is seriously enviable.

531, Anonymous Shura

520 should watch their back at night.

532, 《517》

Use an axe from the hardware store with [Axe Skill] to smash things.

533, Anonymous Shura

And there’s the death threat lol

534, Anonymous Shura

This happens when conversations diverge lol

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