The Chick Class Hunter is Being Filial

[HOT] A Day in the Life of a Baby Guildmastuh.jpg hits 2 million views! (999+)
(Screenshot from Guru’s variety show appearance)
Guru’s seriously just the cutest ㅠㅠㅠ

Please give lots of wuv to Walking Baby!!
[Comments]
WTF WTF she’s so freakin’ cute ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ

This is healing af, I just play it like a radio while I work lololol
On Jurim was such a surprise
Fr when he said I love you I thought the broadcast glitched and overlapped with audio from another channel

It hit way harder coming from someone who seems like they’d never say that stuff ㅠ And me? Feeling moved by something Jurim’s mouth said? Kinda hurts my pride tbh ㅠ maybe if it was just his face…
Too real lmaoooooo
Like hello, our Jurim does say nice things!! Just… says other things more often ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Is her dad good at fighting?

LOLOLOLOL
What does that mean?
Does Guru’s dad fight well? << It’s a meme from Blabla when Guru’s pic showed up and people started beefing with On Jurim saying they’d raise her themselves lmaooooooo

LOLOLOLOLOL
Are they not scared of death or what?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Don’t watch Walking Baby… you’ll want to become Guru’s mom… ༼;´༎ຶ ۝༎ຶ`༽
I am Guru’s mom, there can only be one Guru-mom
Is her mom good at fighting?

LOLOLOLOLOL
She’s good at everything, duhㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋobv Guru’s mom OP afㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

She’s just so pretty
FR FR
She’s still a baby but her nose bridge is insane

When is Guru debuting? I need to open a savings account to prep for it
Too fast too furious lmaooo
Actually Guru already debuted and there’s merch too apparently (Hyeonak Chick MD image)
THE CHICK IS SO CUTE WTF

Drop the link pls
hakofficial.kr/supporters.html
TY TY

Thank you!
You seriously have to watch this. She’s a smart lil lovebug ㅠㅠㅠㅠ On Jurim should pay more taxes✊
Pay five times more!!

Multiply Walking Baby views and pay that much in tax!
But is Guru a STEM kid?
Lmaooo no

Walking Baby views are crazy. At this rate it’s gonna hit 3 million. Looks like a solid hit from episode one?
It’s a cheat code—cute baby + On Jurimㅋㅋㅋㅋ but who knows once the guests change
Nah it’s fine. Seo PD’s good at these sweet slice-of-life shows, fits current trends well

Next up is Woojoo, and we’re hitting trending clips guaranteed
But fr, how’d they even get On Jurim? I thought he’d never do variety
(Pic of Woojoo and Guru together) Are Woojoo and Guru friends?

Guru’s network is insaneㅋㅋㅋㅋ landing Guru is like winning the lottery
What are the PDs doing? Someone lock down Guru NOW ୧༼◔益◔୧༽
Let’s get Guru on Woojoo and Hwang Uncheol PD’s show next!

Please please let this happen
Guaranteed ratings boost tbh
Day 1 of screaming for a Gu/Ju duo collab
***

Seo PD checked the time as he stepped out of the bar.
8:30… Later than expected.
The get-together was a celebration thrown by fellow producers after Walking Baby’s success.

Normally, he’d join the afterparty and then head back to the studio to edit—but instead, he called Woojoo.
“Woojoo, sorry. I’ll be home real soon, okay?”
“Hey, Seo PD! Stop dodging and just give me Guru’s number already!”

While still on the call with Woojoo, PD Choi suddenly wrapped an arm around his shoulders and yelled in his ear.
The ‘Walking Baby’ Success Party had long since devolved into ‘PDs Who Want Guru’s Contact Info’ Club.
“How’d you get through to On Jurim?” “Is Woojoo really that close with her?” “How do we get in touch with Guru?”

Producers hungry to cast Guru were circling Seo PD like hyenas.
If this were any regular celebrity, he might’ve handed out a manager’s number discreetly. But this was the princess of Hyeonak.
Even Seo PD had only gotten access through Woojoo. No way he’d pass that on lightly.

“Okay, Woojoo, let’s hang up for now. If you’re tired, go to sleep. Dad’ll be home soon.”
With a heavy sigh, Seo PD wrapped up the call.
“Hey, Woojoo’s uncle! Just ask Guru for her contact—what, you already hung up?”

As PD Choi poked at his side, PD Hwang Uncheol came rushing over and °• N 𝑜 v 𝑒 l i g h t •° pulled them apart.
“You bastard! Cutting in line like that?! I saw Guru first, okay?! I even asked Woojoo about her before you did...”
He’d once met Guru when she’d visited the set to see Woojoo.

Since then, he’d tried to cast her through Woojoo, but it had always been radio silence.
Thinking of Guru now, PD Hwang trailed off with a sigh.
“Just like her dad—she always looks out for him first.”

He shot Seo PD a look, who laughed in response.
“So then what’s her number, huh? I bet you know it.”
“C’mon. You know I can’t just hand that out. Especially not with the situation being what it is.”

At that infuriatingly cautious reply, both PDs groaned.
Seo PD knew exactly why they were all here—half this party was just an excuse to try and make a connection with Guru.
“Keep this up and I’ll go camp in front of Hyeonak, I swear. I’m a man of action!”

Disgusted by the childish whining, Seo PD rolled his eyes.
“Be my guest. I’m sure Guildmastuh On would love that.”
“Tch.” PD Hwang clicked his tongue. That would be a problem.

“What if I just avoid Guildmastuh On...”
“Then Doan’s legal team will come find you.”
“Ha—why is the world so cruel to me? Why’s it this hard to book our lil baby? You’re so cold, Guru~~!!”

Tipsy and red-faced, PD Hwang wailed Guru’s name to the sky. Seo PD shook his head and texted Woojoo.
***
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[Post: HYEON-AK drops in global guild rankings]
Author: CareerIsAllThatMatters

(6 ▼1 HYEON-AK)
Ranked 6th globally now.
They did get more S-Ranks and have been rising since last year, yeah.

But with Guru, Serhi, and Jjapso all stuck at F-Rank, that’s probably what tanked them.
[Comments]
HyeonakStan: Weird. They were rising so fast last year I thought they’d go up.

CareerIsAllThatMatters: Combo hit of “Big guilds don’t take D-Ranks or lower anymore” + “No one else has cases like Serhi or Jjapso getting F-Ranks from hidden grade” = straight nosedive ㄷㄷ
YareYarePrincessJurim: WTF is this real? We took three F-Ranks last year? LOL
HyeonakStan: Our Big J doesn’t give a shit about rankings anyway

FaceStanSpring?: At least our king practices facial aesthetics justice
CareerIsAllThatMatters: Fuck, Jurim-hyung… rankings do matter
FaceStanSpring?: Weak is fine, but ugly ain’t allowed huh? LOL

GidanIsTheFuture: Dammit, another ankle-grabber
SerhiLickLick: Don’t you know not to insult fellow guildies? Check the notice, bro
GidanIsTheFuture: I’m not insulting, I’m stating facts

SerhiLickLick: Then Jjapso’s the same
RocketGalaxy: Honestly, we’re only still ranked because of Jjapso;;
JurimDrewThis: Still, we made it to 6th with three F-Ranks in tow! Cheers!

SquirrelDad: If we’re talking contribution, isn’t Serhi on Raid Team 1? Shouldn’t that count for something? ㅠㅠ
CareerIsAllThatMatters: Like, why is he even on Team 1 in the first place...
SquirrelDad: Maybe there’s a reason... He might be a minor so they made his rank private?

GidanIsTheFuture: Serhi-stans really win gold at mental gymnastics
SquirrelDad: Sorry, but what’s a Serhi-stan?
FaceStanSpring?: “Serhi-stan” << Derogatory for Serhi fans. Guys, seriously, he’s one of us now. Cut the hate.

RocketGalaxy: Can you all chill, I reported half these comments already
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