The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 86
Siru killed the roc.

The roc's head is so hard.

Siru returned the nine-tooth rake to Bajie.

"Find someone to take good care of it."

Bajie wanted to cry but had no tears, the rake turned its teeth.

"Brother Monkey, you beat Buddha's uncle to death."

Siru let out an oh, and replied, the emperor broke the law and the common people are the same crime.

Bajie: ...

Siru: ...don’t understand?

Then explain it again in Buddhist language.

All beings are equal.

Bajie: ...

Siru: ... still don't understand?

There is no limit to the sea of ​​bitterness.

understand?
Bajie: ...

Si Ru squinted at him, contemptuous.

I usually tell you to read more but you don't listen, and you want to flirt with women, you deserve it because you don't understand.

When Siru taught Bajie, the Buddha arrived.

The curly-haired fat man suddenly appeared in the sky.

There are also many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas that appear together.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was wearing a white gauze and holding a jade bottle in her hand, seeing Siru's expression was very compassionate and merciful.

Si Ru:……

What did my sister do, I need your sympathy.

Not accepted.

Rebound.

Sympathize with you.

Neither male nor female, and dare not reveal her true body.

Just like celebrities dare not wear makeup.

Idol baggage is important.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, as the beauty of the Buddhist world, has a heavy burden.

The voice of the Buddha revealed a strange majesty, and asked Siru where the roc was.

Siru pointed to the pile of ashes on the ground, "Here, isn't that?"

Buddha: ...

Incredible.

Very stunned.

It's not because the roc is dead.

But the pile of dregs on the ground.

Buddha calculated that the roc had disappeared, but he did not know that it was dead without a complete body.

His face changed color.

He couldn't help but ask Siru why he wanted to kill him.

The tone has changed.

A little rushed.

Siru could hear the feeling of frustration.

But it doesn't matter.

Pointing at Tang Monk, "Here, he wants to eat my master."

Buddha: ...

"Then you shouldn't have killed him."

He said that Dapeng belonged to Lingshan and was a relative of Tathagata. When encountering such a thing, Siru should come to him and he would solve it.

That's what I mean.

Siru was noncommittal.

Find you to solve.

How to deal with it.

It's not just about taking the bird away, because Dapeng was successful in stopping Tang Monk, you can directly upgrade the bird from a mount to a right-hand man.

Since then, the Dapeng bird has turned into a serf and sang.

Get out of the low class.

"No no, Buddha, what you said is wrong. This bird wants to eat my master, so I can't tolerate him. Besides, why bother others when I can do it. They say that my old grandson is not as brave as before, and he will go to heaven when something happens. Rescue soldiers. My old grandson has to clear his name. My master is just a mortal, but he has attracted so many monsters to covet me because he doesn’t pay attention to me, Monkey King. Wouldn’t my old grandson be angry? To scare chickens to scare monkeys, oh, no, to kill chickens to scare demons."

"Since you want to deter, you need to find the most powerful one. This bird is not bad. Hmph, I thought you would dare to do whatever you want with the Buddha in the backstage. You are the most righteous and upright Buddha. You must also vent your anger on my master and disciples. "

Buddha: ...

No.

But, what Siru said is wrong?

No.

Siru's words make sense.

It cannot be said clearly that this Dapeng was specially sent by this Buddha to stop you from waiting.

Can't eat Tang Seng.

Just to cause him some trouble.

The purpose is similar to that of Tang Seng.

It's just a formality, gold plating.

When the time comes, reward him with integrity.

His uncle's status is too low, and his face as a Buddha is not good-looking.

To seek personal gain by learning from scriptures.

None of these words can be said.

Even if everyone understands it in their hearts.

It's embarrassing to say the least.

He could only shake his head, saying that Siru had too much evil in his heart.

Then he said a lot of nonsense, but Siru didn't understand a word.

He simply picked up his ears aside.

Buddha: ...

He pursed his lips and said, "Wukong, you are dissatisfied."

Tang Monk knelt down and lowered his head, shouting in a low voice, "Wukong, Wukong."

Siru: Call Nimei.

Tang Seng: ...

Siru said that of course I was dissatisfied.

Buddhas: ...

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't we bow our heads and admit our mistakes and strive for leniency?
Siru: Where did I go wrong?

Buddhas: You killed the Buddha's uncle.

Siru sneered.

uncle.

What kind of uncle is this.

really.

Buddha: ...

This monkey is so naughty.

Siru pointed to the Lion Camel City behind him.

"Look at that city. It's full of monsters. Do you know where all the people who lived there have gone? Haha, they were all eaten by our Buddha's uncle."

"I'm doing harm for the people. Tell me, what did my old grandson do wrong?"

Buddhas: ...

Of course they knew about it.

But dare not say.

Secretly look at the Buddha.

Buddha's face was as sinking as water.

His face was ugly.

Not kind or compassionate at all.

Kind of scary.

"You don't care about the countless broken birds that cannibalize people. My old grandson helped you solve it, but it's my fault. Could it be that the bird cannibalism was actually instructed by you. Otherwise, why are there such battles? It’s here to congratulate my grandson.”

All the Buddhas bowed their heads and remained silent.

No one dared to talk to them.

Admitting or not admitting is wrong.

On one side is the Tathagata, on the other side is the long mouth, and on the other side is his own Buddha heart.

Inside and out are not people.

The Tathagata did not dare to answer the question and only said that his thoughts were like sharp teeth and a sharp mouth.

Siru: What's wrong.

Monkeys not only have sharp teeth and sharp mouths, but also sharp mouths and monkey cheeks.

"You just say that my old grandson was wrong about this."

Tathagata did not answer.

He said that if his thoughts were too murderous, he might not be able to become a Buddha.

Siru: Threat?
Heh, whatever.

Sneered, "How many monsters my old grandson killed on the way to learn the scriptures, you never said a word, that's all, my old grandson won't do anything in the future."

Tang Seng: ...

Farewell, apprentice.

You have to consider how you feel as a teacher.

Buddhas: ...

There's a sense of immediacy that you've shot yourself in the foot.

Tathagata clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha, good is good."

Siru sneered, "I am not as tolerant and generous as Buddha. Buddha could respect a peacock that cannibalized countless people as his mother, but I, the grandson, cannot worship the enemy who killed my father as my father."

"It's all said that all living beings are equal, oh, it's just empty words."

When the peacock was born, it ate countless people, and even the Buddha himself was not spared.

Fortunately, she came out with a broken back, and didn't think about killing harm for the people, but respected the peacock as her mother.

The peacock committed a great evil, but became the mother of Buddha.

What about those who died in vain?

so many people.

They all did something wrong.

They live a peaceful and comfortable life, no matter who they provoke.

Buddha stood in God's sight and saw, this is a swarm of ants, how pitiful it is.

It was just a sigh.

His equal is the peacock.

Only equal strength can be said to be equal.

All beings are equal, bullshit.

Dapeng eats people, but these Buddhas also turn a blind eye.

All because the people who are eaten are nothing more than ants in their eyes.

Who will shed tears for ants.

Who cares about ants.

Siru's words are short of directly saying that you are a fake Buddha who treats a thief as your mother, hypocritical benevolence and righteousness, and full of benevolence and morality, but in fact it is hypocrisy.

The Buddha was forced to retreat by Siru, so he could only say, "I blamed you for beating Dapeng to death, why do you complain so much?"

Siru also knows not to push too fast, this big boss is very powerful.

He bowed his head and said, "I misunderstood, I thought you were here to inquire about crimes, I'm sorry. My fault."

Buddha: ...

I really want to hit someone.

No, monkey.

I may have a disease where I want to hit a monkey.

It's late.

Although it is nothing more than killing a bird to Siru.

But it's actually quite shocking.

And the impact is also great.

In any case, Dapeng is Tathagata's uncle, but Dapeng does do a lot of evil.

There are many gods who do evil.

There are also many people who bully others.

But all in private.

It's really just such a thing when you get it on the bright side.

This one is sensational enough.

Anyway, the gods in the sky are watching.

watch a play.

Quickly watch.

Oh, by the way, there is also the elder sister of Dapeng's compatriot, Peacock.

Tathagata was also very aggrieved.

Be fair.

It makes sense to think about it.

The roc bird killed innocent people and deserved to die.

Undead, what about the whole city of ants that he ate.

Immortality, the Buddhists keep saying that the Buddha loves the world, and all living beings are equal.

Without death, how can I calculate the compassion of my Buddha in the Tathagata's mouth?

And what about the compassionate kindness.

It's wrong no matter what.

Tathagata experienced the taste of being a sandwich biscuit.

In the end, I had to admit it.

But Siru still has to be punished.

"You are too evil to kill, and you are against my Buddha, so you can't be consummated."

It means that the monkey's hands are covered with blood and cannot become a Buddha.

It is equivalent to taking this scripture for nothing.

Be a free bodyguard.

Siru: "Since that's the case, then my old grandson doesn't need to learn the scriptures, he can go back to my Monkey Mountain."

Tathagata: ...

No.

In order to make up for your sins, you still have to continue to protect Tang Seng to learn scriptures.

Siru: Oh.

Tathagata: ...

Please follow the script.

Siru: Should I be grateful to Dade?
Tathagata: ...Isn't it?
Siru: I don’t think so.

Anyway, this matter is settled like this.

Siru kills a bird and loses the chance to become a Buddha.

Tathagata was annoyed even to look at her, and left soon after speaking.

Siru yelled towards the sky, "Buddha, don't focus on chanting scriptures, you still have to walk down the bird from time to time..."

Buddha: ...

Anyway, except for Siru, it was quite embarrassing.

"Oh, by the way, I don't know if any of your domesticated animals got lost again. It happened to be on the way my master was going to get the Western Scriptures. Well, that's the Lion Camel Ridge. It looks like a lion and an elephant. Anyway. We're leaving too, it's useless for them to stay there, go and claim them, otherwise people will think they are wild."

Buddhas: ...

This monkey is so fucking ugly.

Siru: What’s wrong, do you want me to lead the way?
Don't do it.

It was full of dead bodies.

My grandson doesn't want to go.

Lion Mountain.

Corpse Forest.

Look at the good things this beast of heaven has done.

Anyway, the two Bodhisattvas Manjushri and Samantabhadra are quite embarrassed.

Can't wait to find a hole to dig into.

The outside of Shituoling is full of corpses.

Everywhere.

Lying on the ground, hanging on the tree.

Mess.

very scary.

The gods and bodhisattvas who followed were stunned.

The Buddhists were stunned.

Taoist laughter went crazy.

Siru: Now it’s time to play.

Tang Monk's Buddhist scriptures seemed to be spreading Buddhist culture.

But in essence, it is also a kind of competition with Taoist culture.

In layman's terms, it is fighting for territory and incense.

People fight for one breath, but Buddhas fight for one stick of incense.

Makes sense.

People want to eat, and gods and bodhisattvas also want to enjoy offerings.

Actually it's the same.

People in the world believe in Buddhism because we, the Buddha, are compassionate and compassionate towards all living beings.

But look at Shituoling, this is the so-called compassion, the so-called pity?

This is like some e-commerce companies holding activities, shouting loud slogans, discounts of [-]% off, [-]% off, [-]% off, full discounts, [-]% off even if the discount is reduced, full firepower to give out benefits, blah blah blah.

Attract people's attention.

Then I clicked in and took a look. Damn it, it was really a discount of [-]% off, [-]% off, [-]% off, and [-]% off, plus an extra discount, which meant that the price had more than doubled, doubled, tripled, and doubled.

The original price of nine yuan socks was adjusted to one hundred and ninety yuan.

The discount is higher than the original price.

The beautiful flowers are beautiful, but who the hell knows that there are corpses buried underground.

This is called compassion.

It's really funny.

Cultivating the Buddha and cultivating the mind, I don’t know what kind of mind these consummated Bodhisattvas have cultivated.

The animals in the house are all ferocious beasts.

All the immortals sighed, it was probably a murderous intention.

But it's hypocrisy.

A fairy smiled and said, "My Buddha is merciful."

Bodhisattvas:…

It feels so embarrassing.

They all left first on the grounds that they had something to do.

Manjusri Puxian subdued the lion and the elephant, and left in a hurry.

Since then, the reputation of the Buddhas in Lingshan has fallen to the extreme.

Became a synonym for false Buddha.

However, Tang Seng's learning of scriptures is still going on.

But it obviously went much smoother.

Siru is very satisfied.

Killing chickens to scare Buddha is very effective.

At least the monsters encountered on the road are not the kind with backstage.

The Celestial Dragons above the clouds no longer dare to let their beasts out.

Thought it was just a farce.

As a result, the losses were heavy.

This monkey comes for real.

Moreover, it seems that monkeys are stronger than they were 500 years ago.

Siru nodded, yes.

Now she cultivates when she has nothing to do, and she cultivates when she has nothing to do.

With talent and hard work, there is a world full of spiritual energy.

We must make progress.

If it's not that powerful, he might be beaten to death anytime soon.

There is no fighting back.

Second click.

What a pity.

Naturally raised spirits?

Innate spirituality.

An insane existence.

The road is much calmer, but you will still encounter monsters.

Siru directly held the golden cudgel and asked which family it belonged to.

monster:……

Anyway, there was someone behind the scenes who was so frightened that he ran away.

Even those who don’t have a backstage can run away. If they can’t run away, they will kneel down and beg for mercy.

Great Holy Lord, I am a little goblin, who came out to look for food.

No no no, I don't want to eat your master.

I am a vegetarian, yes, a vegetarian. I go out to find some wild fruits and vegetables to eat.

Really, really, better than gold.I just pass by, the kind who doesn't even show his face in the whole drama, let me go, let me go.

Siru oh, then you can go.

Goblin:  …

I seem to have heard wrongly.

Siru: Still not leaving?

The little goblin nodded hurriedly, get out of here.

Then he huddled up and rolled away.

But Siru still can't do anything about some things, such as wind and rain.

It's okay to fight her.

But this delicate work can't be done.

no way.

We still have to send reinforcements from heaven.

By the way, it hasn’t rained in a certain place for a long time.

Then the God of Thunder, the God of Lightning, the God of Wind, God of Rain, come right away, Great Sage, please sit down, Great Sage, please wait a moment.

The guy picked it up and started working.

Get it done.

Don’t forget to remind me that it will rain on time in the future.

Don't just play mahjong and build the Great Wall.

Gods: ...

Yes yes yes, Dasheng, you are right, Dasheng, please go slowly.

Very respectful.

The man sitting on the dragon throne said that half of the Buddhist family was destroyed by monkeys. This is a lesson.Anyway, you have to be more careful when doing things, especially when facing monkeys.

If he comes up to ask for help, he will go along with him for no important matters, and his attitude will be even better.

Don't mess with him.

The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the rabbit bites people in a hurry.

But if he messed with this monkey, he would turn the world upside down.

By then, maybe it won’t be a matter of half the world.

Buddhism and Taoism are still rivals in the final analysis.

Learning scriptures is a matter of Buddhism, and has nothing to do with Taoism. They agreed to create some obstacles on the way to learn scriptures, but it was only for monkeys. The dead monkeys made troubles in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, which really disgraced the Heavenly Court.

But forget it now.

to die.

Look at the tragic situation of the roc.

Poor.

This monkey doesn't talk about human feelings at all, and is fearless.

Those with bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes.

The gods not only wear shoes, but also carry the burden of idols.

It's fine just watching a play.

(End of this chapter)