NOVEL WEB The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad
Chapter 76
Chapter 76
The monkey returned to the monkey nest.
very unhappy.
I thought I was going to be a high official.
Since then, he has reached the pinnacle of his life.
In the end, it was just a groom.
Showing horses to others.
So angry.
Feel cheated.
When I first came to Zhao'an, I called him Dasheng Dasheng.
flattery.
If you succeed, call someone Bi Mawen.
I know how to bully honest people.
It's like a monkey is a vegetarian.
The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't bear it.
You must eat a banana to suppress the fire.
But at this time, the sky sent people to catch the monkey again.
monkey:……
Nimei.
A banana will kill you.
Just pick up the golden cudgel and go up.
There is no trick to monkey fights.
Anyway, it's fighting.
It's OK when you hit it.
Finally won.
All the gods: ...
The group fight was also lost.
Shame on you.
This monkey is really awesome.
If you can't win, you can only recruit security.
Recruitment, haha.
But what to seal.
Jade Emperor: Shut up.
There is no official position.
Isn't the monkey proclaiming himself the Monkey King?
Let him be the Monkey King.
Qi Tian.
Hehe, compared to the sky.
I, the Jade Emperor, don't even have such an awesome reputation.
So the monkey became an official again.
Still sealed.
It's okay to hang around in the sky.
Shaking and shaking.
It's annoying to watch.
God is annoying.
So he gave the monkey an errand.
Go to guard the peach orchard.
Si Ru:……
What is it.
Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches?
Did she hear correctly?
I really want to laugh.
There's a bunch of idiots here, come and see.
monkey:……
Wow?
To guard the Peach Garden?
First I was asked to be a groom, and now I am a farmer.
orchard.
Can your Heavenly Court be a little more sincere?
Always playing tricks on my old grandson.
Well, this time it was fun.
My old grandson will reluctantly respond.
No thanks.
My old grandson is such a good monkey who is reasonable and does not hold grudges.
I laughed out loud.
Peaches, peaches.
Lots of peaches.
They all belong to my grandson.
The little fairy boy took the monkey to the flat peach garden and told him repeatedly that the flat peach garden belonged to the Queen Mother of the West, so it must not be eaten, must not be eaten, must not be eaten.You are just a peach guard, not for you to eat peaches.If you eat, you will be chopped.
The monkey nodded and nodded.
Eyes looking at peaches are glowing.
Wow, this peach grows really well, big and juicy, much better than the ones in Monkey Mountain.
It must be because the water and soil in the sky are good, and there is immortality.
Definitely delicious.
Wait until Fairchild is gone.
The monkey walked into the flat peach garden.
Just dizzy.
Damn, so many peaches.
Taoshan Taohai.
You can't even see the edge.
How long will it take to eat this?
Halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo.
Totally drunk.
Both eyes turned into peaches.
So happy.
Every day when I open my eyes, I can see so many cuties.
Life is simply complete.
Couldn't resist picking one up and trying it out.
Take a bite, it is full and juicy, with a fragrance.
My god, it's so sweet.
Hey, this one is bigger.
Pick it off and taste it.
Sweeter.
Hey, this one looks so red.
Pick it off and taste it.
…………
……
From then on, the monkey lived a happy life in Pantaoyuan.
After eating peaches for a long time, I get a little tired.
Just go to the alchemy old man to order some fairy wine and jelly beans.
Taishang Laojun: ...
Tearful.
Drop an elixir on your forehead.
Not long after, the Pantao Conference began.
The first sentence everyone meets is no longer "Hey, have you eaten?"
Instead,
"Hey, did you get it?"
"Received, and you?"
"Haha, I received it too."
……
monkey:……
He looked dazed.
What did you receive.
My old grandson didn't receive anything.
I caught someone on the road and asked.
That person: ...
"Oh, it's the invitation card for the Pantao Conference."
Monkey: "Peach Fairy God Horse Club."
That person: "Oh, it's Queen Mother Xi's birthday."
Just spread the word to the monkeys, saying, Queen Mother Xi’s birthday is coming, and I’m going to have a part, everyone will be happy together, there will be singing and dancing, and there will be peaches to eat.
However, the Queen Mother of the West is a person of status and status, so this part, oh, the Pantao Conference is a VIP membership system, and only those who have received invitations can participate.
Monkey: No invitation.
The man made a secret smile, probably it hasn't been sent to you yet.
Monkey: Oh.
gone.
Go back and wait for the invitation.
Obediently wait.
Don't let the invitation fairy boy fail to find the monkey.
I am so empathetic, I am touched by myself.
That person: Silly.
Walk away.
The monkey waited and waited, and waited for a long time.
When the Pantao Conference opened, they still didn't receive invitations.
I understand.
Nothing has been sent to him yet.
Obviously just don't send it to him.
Look down on him.
Yes, just look down on it.
Monkeys don't care whether they eat peaches or not.
He ate enough anyway.
I'm getting tired of eating.
I really want to change the taste.
But it's a matter of face.
You look down on my grandson.
I sent invitations to so many people, but I didn't send them to my grandson.
Those people are as handsome as my grandson, and as awesome as my grandson?
Monkey got angry.
I really want to take a small punch, hehe, forget it, I don't want to see blood.
Don't you guys want to open some part?
Seeing that my old grandson ate up all the peaches, you guys are still kidding.
There is no flat peach conference without flat peaches.
hehe.
then.
Began to eat.
But still too many peaches.
monkey:……
I pick one, take a bite, and throw it away.
I'll pick another one, take a bite, and throw it away.
I picked another one, took a bite, and threw it away.
……
……
So repeated countless times.
The ground is full of missing peaches.
Monkey felt a little distressed.
Other than that bite, it was all good.
This is still a fairy peach.
Blame myself for being too capricious.
Can't be wasted.
I thought of the monkeys on the monkey mountain.
Pack it up and carry it away.
It's all a gift.
A gift from heaven.
This thing should only exist in the sky.
In the world, oh, there are in dreams.
Daydream.
Eat it, eat it, you can live forever if you eat it.
This thing, don't look at it as a peach, it should be regarded as the ancestor of peaches.
Long, long ago, there was a peach.
One day, it had an epiphany.
soared.
Then it's heaven.
It is flat peach.
Look at this name, how grand it is.
More cattle than than.
flat peach.
There are names and surnames.
Eat quickly, eat quickly.
Eat it while it's hot.
After a long time, it will not be fresh.
It might not be possible to live forever.
A certain monkey is holding a peach.
Your Majesty, you have been deceived, this peach has been bitten.
There is a gap.
Monkey: Oh, I bit it.
A certain monkey: ...
stupid.
Your Majesty, please tell me why.
Monkey: Oh, this is the mark I made.
Wave your hand.
Don't care about these details, the key is immortality.
Monkeys: ...
it is good.
Your Majesty is what you say.
We are all.
And very touched.
Your Majesty, you are still thinking about us when you go to heaven.
Don't forget to leave us a peach.
What a great king.
So moved.
Part must be opened.
drink.
carnival.
Get drunk.
The monkey is proud.
You hold a flat peach meeting in the sky, don't invite me.
I open it myself.
I'm high.
high skyrocketing.
The monkey himself is happy.
Just don't care about anything.
relieved.
Don't you look down on my grandson?
My grandson is still not happy to go.
The daughter of the Seven Fairies came to pick peaches.
Monkey: No, over there, go pick it yourself.
Pick it casually.
Pick as much as you like.
Not much anyway.
They are all crooked melons and cracked dates, and my grandson doesn't like them.
Ah.
See who hates who.
Can't think about it.
Just thinking about it makes me angry.
Sitting on a stone with crossed legs.
The Seven Fairies picked and picked for a long time, and finally made the choice.
Why is this flat peach so small this year?
Get Yaochi.
The peaches are fresh when they are picked and eaten immediately.
However, the immortals: ...
so small.
This year's Pantao Conference was a bit disappointing.
Whisper.
Queen Mother Xi heard it.
Just say, what's the matter, do you have an opinion?
All the immortals: No.
It's just that the flat peach is a little small.
Smaller than previous years.
And it doesn't seem to be ripe yet.
A bite is astringent.
Western Queen:……
what happened.
Bring up the man who guards the flat peaches.
monkey:……
Oh, you said this, probably because of the bad weather this year.
Drought, no rain.
Peaches will not grow well.
Very righteous.
All the immortals: ...
The old man who made alchemy stopped the monkey.
Great Sage, it does not rain in the sky.
monkey:……
This unscientific.
What to drink if it doesn't rain.
All the immortals: Qiongzhi Yulu.
monkey:……
Niu ratio.
Ha ha.
Country folk have never heard of it.
It's a joke.
All the immortals: I am paralyzed by laughing.
Be honest, what did you do to the flat peach?
Monkey: Can I swell a peach?
Spread your hands, innocent.
I don't know.
My grandson is just a monkey, how can a monkey know what Tao Zi thinks.
Anyway, I just don’t know or don’t know.
Western Queen:……
So angry.
What a bummer.
Have someone check it out.
3000 year old peach tree.
6000 year old peach tree.
9000 year old peach tree.
The tree is still there.
But what about peaches.
There are also fruit cores on the ground.
And a few bites of discarded peaches.
It's all evidence.
unambiguous evidence.
That's what you monkey did.
monkey:……
That's what my old grandson did.
Who told you to let me, the old grandson, guard Pantaoyuan?
Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches,
It is necessary to be mentally prepared.
Monkeys eat peaches for granted.
Only you gods with crazy brains can figure it out.
Why don't I, my grandson, just eat a few peaches?
what is the relationship.
Peaches will still grow.
Be stingy.
The gods in the sky are really stingy.
For the sake of a peach, a disagreement will be torn apart.
So many pk my old grandson one.
My old grandson won't play with you anymore.
Not interesting.
(End of this chapter)
The monkey returned to the monkey nest.
very unhappy.
I thought I was going to be a high official.
Since then, he has reached the pinnacle of his life.
In the end, it was just a groom.
Showing horses to others.
So angry.
Feel cheated.
When I first came to Zhao'an, I called him Dasheng Dasheng.
flattery.
If you succeed, call someone Bi Mawen.
I know how to bully honest people.
It's like a monkey is a vegetarian.
The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't bear it.
You must eat a banana to suppress the fire.
But at this time, the sky sent people to catch the monkey again.
monkey:……
Nimei.
A banana will kill you.
Just pick up the golden cudgel and go up.
There is no trick to monkey fights.
Anyway, it's fighting.
It's OK when you hit it.
Finally won.
All the gods: ...
The group fight was also lost.
Shame on you.
This monkey is really awesome.
If you can't win, you can only recruit security.
Recruitment, haha.
But what to seal.
Jade Emperor: Shut up.
There is no official position.
Isn't the monkey proclaiming himself the Monkey King?
Let him be the Monkey King.
Qi Tian.
Hehe, compared to the sky.
I, the Jade Emperor, don't even have such an awesome reputation.
So the monkey became an official again.
Still sealed.
It's okay to hang around in the sky.
Shaking and shaking.
It's annoying to watch.
God is annoying.
So he gave the monkey an errand.
Go to guard the peach orchard.
Si Ru:……
What is it.
Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches?
Did she hear correctly?
I really want to laugh.
There's a bunch of idiots here, come and see.
monkey:……
Wow?
To guard the Peach Garden?
First I was asked to be a groom, and now I am a farmer.
orchard.
Can your Heavenly Court be a little more sincere?
Always playing tricks on my old grandson.
Well, this time it was fun.
My old grandson will reluctantly respond.
No thanks.
My old grandson is such a good monkey who is reasonable and does not hold grudges.
I laughed out loud.
Peaches, peaches.
Lots of peaches.
They all belong to my grandson.
The little fairy boy took the monkey to the flat peach garden and told him repeatedly that the flat peach garden belonged to the Queen Mother of the West, so it must not be eaten, must not be eaten, must not be eaten.You are just a peach guard, not for you to eat peaches.If you eat, you will be chopped.
The monkey nodded and nodded.
Eyes looking at peaches are glowing.
Wow, this peach grows really well, big and juicy, much better than the ones in Monkey Mountain.
It must be because the water and soil in the sky are good, and there is immortality.
Definitely delicious.
Wait until Fairchild is gone.
The monkey walked into the flat peach garden.
Just dizzy.
Damn, so many peaches.
Taoshan Taohai.
You can't even see the edge.
How long will it take to eat this?
Halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo halo.
Totally drunk.
Both eyes turned into peaches.
So happy.
Every day when I open my eyes, I can see so many cuties.
Life is simply complete.
Couldn't resist picking one up and trying it out.
Take a bite, it is full and juicy, with a fragrance.
My god, it's so sweet.
Hey, this one is bigger.
Pick it off and taste it.
Sweeter.
Hey, this one looks so red.
Pick it off and taste it.
…………
……
From then on, the monkey lived a happy life in Pantaoyuan.
After eating peaches for a long time, I get a little tired.
Just go to the alchemy old man to order some fairy wine and jelly beans.
Taishang Laojun: ...
Tearful.
Drop an elixir on your forehead.
Not long after, the Pantao Conference began.
The first sentence everyone meets is no longer "Hey, have you eaten?"
Instead,
"Hey, did you get it?"
"Received, and you?"
"Haha, I received it too."
……
monkey:……
He looked dazed.
What did you receive.
My old grandson didn't receive anything.
I caught someone on the road and asked.
That person: ...
"Oh, it's the invitation card for the Pantao Conference."
Monkey: "Peach Fairy God Horse Club."
That person: "Oh, it's Queen Mother Xi's birthday."
Just spread the word to the monkeys, saying, Queen Mother Xi’s birthday is coming, and I’m going to have a part, everyone will be happy together, there will be singing and dancing, and there will be peaches to eat.
However, the Queen Mother of the West is a person of status and status, so this part, oh, the Pantao Conference is a VIP membership system, and only those who have received invitations can participate.
Monkey: No invitation.
The man made a secret smile, probably it hasn't been sent to you yet.
Monkey: Oh.
gone.
Go back and wait for the invitation.
Obediently wait.
Don't let the invitation fairy boy fail to find the monkey.
I am so empathetic, I am touched by myself.
That person: Silly.
Walk away.
The monkey waited and waited, and waited for a long time.
When the Pantao Conference opened, they still didn't receive invitations.
I understand.
Nothing has been sent to him yet.
Obviously just don't send it to him.
Look down on him.
Yes, just look down on it.
Monkeys don't care whether they eat peaches or not.
He ate enough anyway.
I'm getting tired of eating.
I really want to change the taste.
But it's a matter of face.
You look down on my grandson.
I sent invitations to so many people, but I didn't send them to my grandson.
Those people are as handsome as my grandson, and as awesome as my grandson?
Monkey got angry.
I really want to take a small punch, hehe, forget it, I don't want to see blood.
Don't you guys want to open some part?
Seeing that my old grandson ate up all the peaches, you guys are still kidding.
There is no flat peach conference without flat peaches.
hehe.
then.
Began to eat.
But still too many peaches.
monkey:……
I pick one, take a bite, and throw it away.
I'll pick another one, take a bite, and throw it away.
I picked another one, took a bite, and threw it away.
……
……
So repeated countless times.
The ground is full of missing peaches.
Monkey felt a little distressed.
Other than that bite, it was all good.
This is still a fairy peach.
Blame myself for being too capricious.
Can't be wasted.
I thought of the monkeys on the monkey mountain.
Pack it up and carry it away.
It's all a gift.
A gift from heaven.
This thing should only exist in the sky.
In the world, oh, there are in dreams.
Daydream.
Eat it, eat it, you can live forever if you eat it.
This thing, don't look at it as a peach, it should be regarded as the ancestor of peaches.
Long, long ago, there was a peach.
One day, it had an epiphany.
soared.
Then it's heaven.
It is flat peach.
Look at this name, how grand it is.
More cattle than than.
flat peach.
There are names and surnames.
Eat quickly, eat quickly.
Eat it while it's hot.
After a long time, it will not be fresh.
It might not be possible to live forever.
A certain monkey is holding a peach.
Your Majesty, you have been deceived, this peach has been bitten.
There is a gap.
Monkey: Oh, I bit it.
A certain monkey: ...
stupid.
Your Majesty, please tell me why.
Monkey: Oh, this is the mark I made.
Wave your hand.
Don't care about these details, the key is immortality.
Monkeys: ...
it is good.
Your Majesty is what you say.
We are all.
And very touched.
Your Majesty, you are still thinking about us when you go to heaven.
Don't forget to leave us a peach.
What a great king.
So moved.
Part must be opened.
drink.
carnival.
Get drunk.
The monkey is proud.
You hold a flat peach meeting in the sky, don't invite me.
I open it myself.
I'm high.
high skyrocketing.
The monkey himself is happy.
Just don't care about anything.
relieved.
Don't you look down on my grandson?
My grandson is still not happy to go.
The daughter of the Seven Fairies came to pick peaches.
Monkey: No, over there, go pick it yourself.
Pick it casually.
Pick as much as you like.
Not much anyway.
They are all crooked melons and cracked dates, and my grandson doesn't like them.
Ah.
See who hates who.
Can't think about it.
Just thinking about it makes me angry.
Sitting on a stone with crossed legs.
The Seven Fairies picked and picked for a long time, and finally made the choice.
Why is this flat peach so small this year?
Get Yaochi.
The peaches are fresh when they are picked and eaten immediately.
However, the immortals: ...
so small.
This year's Pantao Conference was a bit disappointing.
Whisper.
Queen Mother Xi heard it.
Just say, what's the matter, do you have an opinion?
All the immortals: No.
It's just that the flat peach is a little small.
Smaller than previous years.
And it doesn't seem to be ripe yet.
A bite is astringent.
Western Queen:……
what happened.
Bring up the man who guards the flat peaches.
monkey:……
Oh, you said this, probably because of the bad weather this year.
Drought, no rain.
Peaches will not grow well.
Very righteous.
All the immortals: ...
The old man who made alchemy stopped the monkey.
Great Sage, it does not rain in the sky.
monkey:……
This unscientific.
What to drink if it doesn't rain.
All the immortals: Qiongzhi Yulu.
monkey:……
Niu ratio.
Ha ha.
Country folk have never heard of it.
It's a joke.
All the immortals: I am paralyzed by laughing.
Be honest, what did you do to the flat peach?
Monkey: Can I swell a peach?
Spread your hands, innocent.
I don't know.
My grandson is just a monkey, how can a monkey know what Tao Zi thinks.
Anyway, I just don’t know or don’t know.
Western Queen:……
So angry.
What a bummer.
Have someone check it out.
3000 year old peach tree.
6000 year old peach tree.
9000 year old peach tree.
The tree is still there.
But what about peaches.
There are also fruit cores on the ground.
And a few bites of discarded peaches.
It's all evidence.
unambiguous evidence.
That's what you monkey did.
monkey:……
That's what my old grandson did.
Who told you to let me, the old grandson, guard Pantaoyuan?
Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches,
It is necessary to be mentally prepared.
Monkeys eat peaches for granted.
Only you gods with crazy brains can figure it out.
Why don't I, my grandson, just eat a few peaches?
what is the relationship.
Peaches will still grow.
Be stingy.
The gods in the sky are really stingy.
For the sake of a peach, a disagreement will be torn apart.
So many pk my old grandson one.
My old grandson won't play with you anymore.
Not interesting.
(End of this chapter)
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