The Assassin's Enemy Lover

565 it’s a fair game, baby

Zi Xingxi started feeling like the biggest bully in the playground after attacking a little girl with a water balloon. She was about to apologise when she felt a gust of wind behind her.

She smiled knowingly before saying, “Don’t you think it’s unfair that you use your ability to evade me?”

Yeoh Jun chuckled softly before saying “But you are using your exceptional aiming skill to target me so... it’s a fair game, baby.”

Zi Xingxi turned around and faced him before saying, “But baby, your aiming skills are exceptional. You got me pregnant after doing it one time,” with no shame on her face at all.

Yeoh Jun, “...”

He was stupefied for a moment and it was because of this that he was caught off guard and struck with a water balloon. He glanced down at his wet chest in astonishment while grandpa Lin called out, “Yeoh Jun, you are out!”

“You are an enchantress, you know that,” said Yeoh Jun catching up with his wife, “So would you like me to shoot another shot? I won’t get you pregnant but I will make you satisfied.”

Zi Xingxi, “...”

“You are such a pervert, you know that. Anyway, tonight it will be my turn to take that love drug. I want to see how you will hold up.”

.....

Yeoh Jun laughed happily while accepting the challenge a decision he would come to regret. He never thought the drug would be as effective if not even more on Zi Xingxi. It was his turn to beg for mercy.

Grandpa Lin saw Yeoh Jun returning with a wet patch on his t-shirt and behind him were his daughter and son in law. Unlike the others, these two looked like they had rolled in the grass like young lovers frolicking in the grass.

In truth, they weren’t frolicking but tussling. Lin Ruoxi escalated things so fast that Yi Zhen didn’t know what hit him when he tripped into the grass.

Lin Ruoxi pressed him down and tried to hit him with the water balloon. Yi Zhen held her wrists and tried to talk some sense into her but Lin Ruoxi looked like she was in a warzone and he was her prime target.

The water balloon fell to the ground with a plop and the two rolled on the grass. Grandpa Lin could only look away otherwise his eyes would go blind.

Amidst that struggle, Yi Zhen accidentally hit her with the water balloon on her chest. Because her t-shirt was white Yi Zhen could see inside. His gaze stuck there like glue and he almost squeezed them.

Lin Ruoxi, “...”

Before she could even say a word, Yi Youxi came from who knows where while yelling a battle cry.

“I will avenge you mum!” he said and with a dull pop a water balloon exploded on Yi Zhen’s face.

Lin Ruoxi stifled a laugh as she got up. She ruffled Yi Youxi’s hair and said, “You are my little hero.”

Yi Zhen, “...”

“Now give me your t-shirt. You made mine wet so you have to compensate me,” she said and Yi Zhen had no choice but to take off his. This was why he was shirtless.

“Ah-Zhen and Ru-er, you are out,” yelled Grandpa Lin and now they were in front of him one of them shirtless.

“Sit down,” he said to his daughter and said nothing else. She was mildly competitive but when it came to Yi Zhen it was as though she was possessed with a spirit of competitiveness that she even forgot her image as a mother.

Yi Zhen picked out the grass in her hair while suppressing a smile. He was so happy that his family had finally taken him back.

“Where is Yi Youxi? Didn’t we win already?” asked Zi Xingxi.

“I don’t know. He is still waiting for Han Han and Chen Chen to show up so he can leave the maze. Where are they by the way?” asked Yeoh Jun only for Ming Ming to tattle subconsciously,

“They are in the tree house.”

Grandpa Lin didn’t want to say anything but now that she had mentioned it it was too late.

“I will call them,” said Grandpa Lin and he contacted Yi Chen.

Two minutes later two figures left the tree house with dishevelled hair like they had also rolled in the grass. Their clothes were a slight mess and Yi Chen had a cut on his lower lip.

“This is all your fault,” said Zi Han through gritted teeth his face as red as a tomato.

Yi Chen pulled him into his arms and whispered in his ear, “You started it. I was just putting out the fire you started.”

Zi Han pushed him away and walked fast leaving him in behind. Yi Chen was fine with this too. The view from behind was breathtaking so he didn’t try to catch up.

When they joined the others, Grandpa Lin had to call Yi Youxi back and he came running out like he had won the interplanetary championship.

Zi Xingxi threw a towel at Zi Han and said, “You two really took this game to a whole new level,” in a teasing tone.

“Ma,” he said his face as red as a beet at this point.

“I am just saying,” said Zi Xingxi with a slight smile.

“Now that we won you boys should start planning for dinner. I feel like having hot pot,” said Lin Ruoxi while relaxing on the sun lounger.

“Hot pot sounds very nice. I can’t wait,” said Yi Youxi while staring at his sister with a smug look.

Ming Ming’s lips twitched having realised her brother was gloating. Zi Feiji rubbed the little nim nim’s chin while saying, “Then we are all going to be poisoned to death tonight, especially with that Yi pair of father and son.”

Yi Zhen, “...”

Yi Chen, “I can’t even defend myself. I am very self-aware.”

Zi Han stared at him while saying, “Yes, you are self-aware that is after you tried to burn the kitchen while making an egg.”

“Well, was it cooked?” asked Lin Ruoxi and Zi Han laughed while saying,

“No, it was still runny on the inside but charcoal on the outside. He is a helpless case.”

Yi Chen, “...”