The anomaly in the Kamen Rider Universe

As Aaron was mentally amping himself up to go fight the biggest glazer he had met so far, he felt something was off.

Reality and space seem to warp around him.

He could feel something looking down at him from above, as he looked up he could see Gifu's eyes.

'found you'

As those words seemed to leave the primordial being's mouth, Aaron vanished from sight, he was nowhere to be seen, he now was somewhere else.

As Aaron looked around, he couldn't help but feel that something was off, it seemed as if he had been teleported far away from the battlefield.

One look at his watch showed him that his location was unknown, great, so he was either stuck in a void.

Before space and time existed or in the realm between, he doesn't know.

Gifu was an illusionist so he could probably send him anywhere, he should be relatively fine, if he doesn't figure out a way out then Glazer would cock slap anyone he tries to fight.

Taking in a deep breath, he prepared himself to just get out.

However he felt scared, something was off.

The more he walked forward the more he felt as if he was going to meet his biggest fear.

His body shook to its core, and his hands couldn't help but tremble in fear, the more he walked the less control he had over his body.

The more scared that he felt.

As he took another step forward, what seemed to be a hand came out of the ground and grabbed him by his foot.

Soon enough thousands of hands came out of the ground and attempted to drag him down with them.

"Die"

"Filth!"

"Come here"

"Why did you kill me"

"Monter"

"Bastard"

"Freak"

He calmed himself down a bit, this was all a trick.

A trick to get him to break down, he would not fold for such paltry tricks, his mental defenses were much tougher to break.

He took in a deep breath and ignored all of the distractions.

He just kept marching forward without bathing the eyes of the thousands, no million...no billion of souls holding unto his body for dear life.

It wasn't as if he could do anything about it.

As he walked forward, he could start to see what was happening in the outside world, it seemed as if Gifu's biggest glazer was slaughtering a bunch of people under the prefix that if they did not serve his glorious king then they deserved to die.

Sure this was not his exact words but that was what Aaron had gotten out of it, the glazing had to stop, this man had been deepthroating Gifu for way too long, and the back of his throat had to hurt at this point.

He could feel himself getting near the end, he could feel Abi's presence making an exit for him, guess he won't have to go with his idea of making this world implode on itself to create a rift in space so that he could escape, well better luck next time.

As he entered the last room, he froze, he started to hyperventilate.

'no, no, no'

The room was eerily familiar, there was what seemed to be a bloodied table in the middle of the room, some pieces of skin were on the floor, however the most disturbing thing upon them all was the razor on the floor.

The razor looked to be extremely bloodied, and Aaron's body refused to move... the memory of that incident played in his mind over and over again.

Tears seemed to be falling out of his eyes, he could not bring himself to move.

He was way too scared to do anything, he couldn't even bring himself to make a joke, this fear that he thought he had forgotten was back to hunt him once again.

Suddenly an eerily familiar voice was heard saying.

"Happy birthday"

Aaron found himself instantly taking a step back, he did not want to deal with this.

The razor seemed to start walking closer to him, Aaron's body seemed to be younger as the bloody table in the middle of the room appeared behind him.

Ropes were tied around both of his hands and feet as the razor approached, and genuine tears seemed to have formed in his eyes.

Inside his mental mindscape, Yami looked at his hand, he was shaking...so even he was scared of this huh.

To think a demon like him could be scared of such a puny thing as a razor, however, he felt no urge to try and take control, he did not want to be anywhere that Razor.

He knew this was far behind him now but the memory was still there, he could still feel it even after it had been a while since it happened.

Suddenly reality seemed to shatter around him as he was seen wheezing on his hands and knees

Aaron was currently experiencing a complete and total breakdown.....

He was shaking... a lot...his body seemed to be quivery, his very essence seemed as if it was being messed up.

He hated this feeling, he hated it with all of his gut.

"Shh, You can relax, no one is going to hurt you" A gentle voice was heard saying.

For a couple of seconds, he felt someone's warm arm wrapped around his body.

The pair of angelic wings behind her kind of gave it away, her cerulean blue eyes.

He could almost see the vast universe in her blue eyes.

However, the warmth did not last long, as she had to go.

As soon as she left, he was there feeling hollow.

There was not a single emotion behind his eyes, he felt hollow.

'why am I so goddam weak....'

Why was he so stuck in the past that he could not move forward....would he really not go help out in the fight because of a razor.....millions of people could die because of this.

'Come on Aaron, Move don't be so weak it just a razor...move and actually go save the life of people that have a future that is not worthless...get your worthless ass to work and help the one that matters more than you' Aaron said to himself mentally.

Reality shatters around him, he reappeared in the middle of the battlefield, his eyes looking quite hollow just for a second.

However soon enough he was able to force it out.

As if on instinct, he forced a joyful expression on his face as he dashed toward where he felt the glazer's presence.

It seemed like Sakura and Hana had managed to push him back.

As he arrives at the battlefield he notices Gifu's strongest subordinate attacking Tokyo with a nervous sweat falling down the back of his head Aaron uses his buckle to transform into his Raion transformation.

Aaron rushed toward the beast before kicking it away, "The coochie power stronk with you"Aaron said, putting back on the goofy personality.

The villain threw a punch at him to which he ducked under before he smirked as he dodged a powerful strike, his voice dripping with a cocky tone. "Hey there, big and bad. Did someone overdose you on coochie power this morning? Gotta admit you're looking quite 'stronk' today!"

The man's expression twisted in anger, clearly not expecting such a playful taunt in the midst of combat. But Aaron wasn't done. He spun around gracefully, narrowly avoiding another attack.

As he evaded yet another aggressive move, Aaron's grin widened. "Did you learn all your moves from the 'Strong Coochie Clan'? I heard they've got a mean spin attack!"

The villain's frustration was palpable, their attacks becoming even more furious. Aaron's banter seemed to be getting under their skin, and he reveled in it. "You're swinging that thing around like you're trying to prove a point, but I hate to break it to you: there's no coochie power level high enough to save you from my superior wit!"

Dancing agilely out of harm's way, Aaron concluded his teasing with a flourish, "So, what's the plan, huh? Keep flailing around until you accidentally trip over your own coochie power? That's a strategy, I guess!"

The villain's face was red with anger, their battle cry a mix of frustration and indignation. Aaron had effectively turned the tide of the battle with his unexpected humor, leaving the antagonist both furious and thrown off balance.

As they lunged forward once again, Aaron couldn't help but chuckle. "Ah, nothing like a good dose of coochie power to keep things interesting!"

Wow, he did not know he had so many puns in him, but oh well, they work so no need to fix them.

"Hey, hey! Slow down there, buddy," Aaron called out, a mischievous glint in his eye. "You sold your soul to the coochie, didn't you? Is that why you're swinging that weapon around like it's your last chance for a date?"

The man's expression twisted into a mix of fury and disbelief, clearly taken aback by Aaron's audacity. But Aaron wasn't about to back down. With a confident grin, he continued, "I mean, I've heard of people making deals with demons, but selling your soul for a shot at the coochie jackpot? Now that's a new low!"

"Even I wouldn't go that low" Aaron teased.

He was really trying to get under the man's skin.

Ducking under a wild swing, Aaron danced away, still firing off his verbal jabs. "Did they give you a receipt for that soul, by the way? 'Cause I have a feeling you might want a refund once you realize that coochie power doesn't come with a warranty!"

The villain's attacks grew even more ferocious, their frustration palpable. But Aaron was undeterred, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, I get it now. You're not here to fight, you're here to audition for the role of the 'Coochie Crusader,' right? With a cape that has 'Soul for Sale' written all over it!"

As the battle raged on, Aaron continued his barrage of taunts, each one chipping away at the villain's composure. "So, tell me, how's that coochie power working out for you? Did it come with a user manual, or are you just winging it?"

Darting around his opponent, Aaron concluded with a sly smile, "I've heard of soulmates, but you took it to a whole new level, my friend. You're a 'Coochie Soulmate,' the one who's literally willing to sell their essence for a taste!"

The villain's face was a mixture of anger and humiliation, their attacks growing sloppier as Aaron's mockery hit its mark. In the midst of battle, Aaron had managed to shine a spotlight on the absurdity of the villain's choices, leaving them both fuming and bewildered.

He wanted to have some fun with the man. "You mean to tell me that you, a caveman, actually thought selling his soul to the coochie was a good idea? Did you even have a time-traveling coochie saleswoman show up at your cave?"

The villain's caveman-like appearance clashed hilariously with the notion of coochie-related soul-selling, and Aaron wasn't about to let that go unnoticed. With a playful grin, he continued, "I can just picture it now: you, in your fur loincloth, scratching your head while a coochie representative tells you about the amazing benefits of eternal coochie power!"

Ducking under a clumsy swing from the caveman villain, Aaron continued his taunts, thoroughly enjoying himself. "And here I was thinking that cavemen only worried about finding food and shelter. But you, my friend, had much grander aspirations – like getting coochie from the dawn of time!"

As the villain's frustration grew, Aaron couldn't help but push further, his words laced with amusement. "Did you even know what 'soul' meant back then? Or were you just nodding along, thinking, 'Coochie, good. I want'?"

Dancing away from a wild swing, Aaron added, "I have to hand it to you, though. Most cavemen were after fire or better tools. But you? You went straight for the ultimate power-up: coochie-fueled immortality!"

The caveman-villain's attempts to land a hit grew more desperate, their primitive rage fueling their attacks. But Aaron was in his element, his wit sharper than ever. "I guess when you're a caveman, coochie is the ultimate status symbol, huh? Forget hunting mammoths, it's all about scoring coochie for eternity!"

Finally, with a triumphant grin, Aaron concluded, "Well, Mr. Caveman Coochie-Soul, I hope the coochie was worth it. Because I am going to tease you till the end of time"

Wow, those jokes came out naturally, Wasn't that just fun?

As Sakura and Hana joined the fight alongside Aaron, he saw an opportunity too good to pass up. The coochie jokes were practically writing themselves in his mind. Chuckling to himself, he couldn't resist weaving his signature humor into the battle banter.

"Looks like we've got the coochie power couple on our side now! It's coochie versus caveman – place your bets!" Aaron quipped with a wink, earning a playful eye roll from Sakura and a smirk from Hana.

Darting around an attack from the caveman villain, Aaron continued his teasing. "Watch out, he's got the power of caveman coochie in his corner. But don't worry, you two have the ultimate weapon – the coochie connection!"

As the battle escalated, and the trio worked together to counter the caveman-villain's onslaught, Aaron couldn't resist making more coochie-related jokes. "I have to say, I'm impressed with your teamwork. It's like your coochie synchronization is off the charts! He doesn't stand a chance!"

Ducking under a swing from the caveman's club, Aaron grinned. "You've got your coochie-fueled strength, and they've got their coochie-fueled unity. Who will win? It's the ultimate showdown – man versus coochie versus lesbian power!"

"I am going to strangle you" The came from Sakura

"Oh...Kinky!"

"This is not what I meant"

"Hana, she is cheating on you, she deserves punishment"

Hana stood there stunned...

What was happening?

When Akaishi attempted a fiery attack, Aaron deftly evaded it and laughed. "Fire versus the fire of a thousand coochies – now that's a clash for the ages! Who needs elemental powers when you've got the power of coochie on your side?"

As the battle reached a climax, with Sakura and Hana unleashing a devastating combination attack, Aaron couldn't resist delivering the final coochie-infused blow. "It's clear to me now – you've both been training in the sacred ways of coochie magic. I bet even the caveman's coochie-fueled soul is quivering in awe!"

With a triumphant roar, the biggest glazer was finally defeated, and as the dust settled, Aaron looked at Sakura and Hana with a grin. "Well, it's official. The power of love and coochie always triumphs! Who needs soul-selling when you've got coochie magic?"

Sakura rolled her eyes playfully while Hana chuckled, clearly used to Aaron's irreverent humor. Amidst the victory and camaraderie, Aaron's jokes had added a layer of lightheartedness to the battle, reminding everyone that even amid danger, there's always room for a well-timed punchline.

Suddenly from the ground, Akaishi arose, more annoyed than ever.

"Aw come on, the pussy can't be that good"

Aaron said with a bored look on his face.

"You have disrespected Gifu-sama for the last time"

The man was angry.

"I think I can see Gifu ball hair on your lip, gosh you have been deepthroating this man a lot" Aaron added sarcastically much to the man's anger.

Suddenly reality seemed to warp around the man as within a certain radius of his body, everything turned into guns.

"Never knew he was American" Aaron added before realising that this whole time he was in his human state.

"Oh...so that's why my fist hurt when I punched him" Aaron added with a look of recognition.

But when had he destranform, he did not remember ever leaving his Raion state...

Question for later.

'Raion'

That was a quick fix.

Now running around the battlefield while dodging bullets was not on his list today.

Though he did wonder, what else the man could throw.

Welp a lot, as grenades were thrown at him.

How fucking fun.

"You seem to forget you are not only fighting me" Aaron added dryly, the man's eyes widened a bit as he turned around just in time to be hit by a duo rider kick.

Aaron liked seeing the man going flying and crashing into 3 buildings before exploding in the air, now that was a show.

"Well, lesbian power is stronger than coochie-empowered cavemen...good to know" He added dryly.

He then felt a chill go down his spine....that was never good.