chapter 17
17 – Episode 17 There’s at least one kid in the academy. (6)
There was one thing I overlooked.
“This pig is…!”
That’s because that wild boar kid was also an academy cadet, so his legs were faster than mine.
The distance I opened while doing the start dash was reduced in just 5 minutes, and after 5 minutes of sprinting with my pitiful body, I was out of breath.
I thought that if this piglet ran away to a place where there were many people, he would stop chasing me, but he keeps chasing me because he is insane.
Fuck, thinking about it in a positive way, I think if I keep running like this, I won’t have to use the treadmill for cardio today.
If you risk embarrassing yourself and scream out loud for your life, who won’t help?
Ah.
Oh my god, as a result of thinking stupidly and neglecting to look forward, I tripped on a sidewalk block protruding like a cartoon.
The feeling of floating was enough to predict the fact that I would fall soon, and that monstrous wild boar would reach in front of me while I fell.
Yes. I’m fucked again. Season n was fucked up.
“Evil!”
A slow scream came out.
By the way, are there cushions on the streets these days?
What struck me was not the merciless hard touch of the floor, but the strangely warm and soft touch.
I didn’t scream in pain, I just screamed in surprise.
Above all, the feel like this top-of-the-line cushion seemed to be something I had felt before.
“Professor Cathy…?”
“What is this?”
A strangely angry voice made the chasing guy hesitate.
No matter how crazy you are, you can’t answer, ‘I’m going to kill that fucking bastard’ in front of an incumbent A-rank hero.
My heart, frozen in fear, seemed to melt away at the reassuring appearance of my secret friend who appeared at the miraculous timing.
Yes. It wasn’t me who was getting fucked from now on, it was the pig.
“I asked what is going on now. Pupil.”
“No, that’s… A joke.”
“Just kidding. Then, if you ask cadet Kang So-hyun, you will get the same answer, right?”
Oh, the boar’s face turned blue.
hahahaha, you bastard. I didn’t know this. How many fucking secret friends do we have? You’re in big trouble now man.
I’d like to say that, but I’m joking.
No matter how much it was, I couldn’t ask her, an academy professor, to beat her cadet.
“Yes, you are kidding. I was a little overthinking and fell.”
What? He made a surprised expression, and Professor Cathy’s face twisted.
What’s wrong with this eye?
Then he picked me up and jumped up.
Without any exaggeration, when a man selected by Forbes was beaten, he lifted me up in the posture of hugging the princess, who is commonly known as the No. 1 Embarrassing posture.
It was a handshake that escaped to a place where there were many people.
It’s fucking embarrassing.
“Let’s go.”
“Yes? Yes!? Like this!? You have to drop it off to go!”
“You fell down. I’m going to the infirmary, so bear with it. Pupil.”
What are you holding back! Shiba Then, what are you going to do with your eyes on the way!?
“No, you didn’t get hurt at all because you accepted it!?”
“Cadet Kang So-hyun.”
Ah, Shiva. I don’t know why, but it seems our secret friend is very upset.
The will to shut up was conveyed through the eyes.
“As an expert in close combat, this instructor is more knowledgeable about the human body than the cadets. If your body is shocked by a sudden collision, you may not feel any pain right away, but it is dangerous and you must consult a specialist.”
Is it really okay that you accepted that dog as a great cushion?
But I didn’t have the courage to speak.
It’s really scary when good people get angry.
In front of Professor Cathy’s wrath, my embarrassment did not mean much, and in the end I was taken to the infirmary as if I was being dragged.
Of course, in the posture of holding the princess.
It’s scary that there will be rumors around tomorrow.
*
After dragging me to the infirmary, she began interrogating her with a worried face.
“Sohhyun-ah, tell me honestly. We weren’t kidding each other.”
“Hmm, Professor, originally male pranks may seem a bit extreme from a female point of view…”
“I know you are nice. It’s not like that though.”
Wow, I never dreamed I would hear something like that from Professor Cathy’s mouth.
It’s not really a joke, it’s not an exaggeration to say that the number one thing I don’t want to hear is from the professor and Lilac.
Perhaps she was more emotional than she thought, even though she was inside her academy, she stopped using her honorifics and called me Sohyeon.
“Hmm.”
I don’t think there’s any point in trying to figure this out?
“Actually, it is. There was a bit of an incident from the first day, so some kids started to argue.”
“If that happened in my class, you should have told me!”
No, you must be very angry. But did you know that today is the second day of the academy…?
I am grateful and reassured that he looks at me with a worried look, but the reaction seemed a bit harsh, perhaps because he is such a kind person.
“Originally, this time of year is when the kids are a bit energetic. We fight each other and that’s it. I don’t know if I was hit, but it hasn’t gotten that bad yet.”
“What are you talking about? Even though you’re a freshman, it’s too late when things get serious, Sohyeon-ah. And that the back of the head was also hit. How did you not get hit?”
Huh? Shit is that? Are you already right?
I took care of the baby wild boar.
Follow me.
You’re going to take revenge on me in a very small way.
As long as I have the average stamina of a cadet.
A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, even if it takes ten years.
“I’m wearing a mask because he’s so nice.”
Seriously, Professor and Lilac don’t deserve to talk like that.
Hmm? Are you nice?
Ah, that’s right.
“Professor, take this.”
Originally, I was worried about what excuse to visit, but since we met like this, I thought it would be better to give it to them.
“Actually, there was a reward from the Goblin Dungeon last time. I was going to give you this ring, Professor, but I kept forgetting, so I’m giving it to you now.”
For reference, if a dungeon originally occurs and someone reports it, it is illegal to clear the dungeon without requesting it, but undiscovered unofficial dungeons are not punished even if they are cleared for escape.
In the first place, since Professor Cathy is also an A-class hero, there shouldn’t have been a problem.
“Yes, there was a reward. Hmm, a ring?”
“Yes, just wearing it seems to be effective.”
“Really? What effect? In some cases, I will have to report again.”
“It seems to be different for each person, but I found it to increase my natural healing power.”
The moment I stopped talking, Professor Cathy stopped fiddling with the ring and held it out to me again.
“At the discretion of the field supervisor, I will assume that the ring was obtained and owned by Cadet Kang So-hyun.”
“Yes? I purposely gave this to the professor…”
“I will not accept any objections.”
“No, but the professor…”
“This is an item you need more than me.”
No, I’m saying it should be worn by someone who’s kind of fucking nice. Lilac gnome will bring you better things anyway, so let’s just say that, it’s what the professor really needs.
“For some reason, you seem to be healthier than when I first saw you. There was a reason.”
No, Shiva. Isn’t that because of this?
But to explain, the tears of the saint must also be explained, and even if the professor is an angel, if I said that much, he might doubt me.
“Well, then I will use it…?”
“Yes, I think it would be best for a cadet to use it.”
My conscience pricked at the professor’s smiling face.
I can’t say no anymore, so I guess I’ll just write for a while.
I think I’ll get scolded if I give it to Lilac and get caught.
*
Cathy was in a bad mood when she entered the infirmary, but she was in a good mood like a lie.
If you live kindly, blessings will come.
I didn’t believe it very much, but it didn’t seem like a very wrong thing to say because a boy who was dying had found a way to continue his life.
“The kid is too kind, so it’s a mask. Really.”
Yes.
She might be greedy, but she could feel his goodness once more in the way she obediently came to give her a ring.
She wouldn’t even know that the ring was supporting her own weak body.
She said that lately she seems to have gotten a little better, but she wasn’t mistaken.
Although it hurts to hear that there was trouble from the first day, aren’t kids of this age targeting and harassing kids who are a little bit softer?
“I’m the homeroom teacher, so I need to pay attention.”
Rather than that, it was more important to keep the ring a secret for now.
If you know that there is a possibility of recovering the congenital jinki, there will surely be people who try to take it by force.
I thought it would be good to increase the amount of time he watches over me when I don’t have a routine.
Around the time when she secretly built up an inner intimacy with Kang So-hyun based on completely different assumptions from the truth.
*
“Hey Sohyeon, I heard Professor Cathy carried you to the infirmary?”
“Who did you hear that from?”
My cross-dressing girl started teasing me again.
Looking at it, it seems like he likes to make fun of me to the extent that it’s strange that his facial expression is a light topic.
“I heard rumors about it from someone, but the kids who hate you started spreading rumors that it was true that you stabbed money into the academy using that as an excuse.”
Aha, these bastards who don’t know how to give up. The skill of forcing the adari to fit was not common.
“Professor Cathy really hates that.”
“Huh? Do you know the professor well?”
“A little bit for circumstances.”
“What is it, a secret between us? Are you a bit embarrassed?”
What kind of company are we? Roommate?
But thinking about it, it wasn’t something to hide again.
“It’s not even a secret, he saved me when I was in distress in a dungeon that suddenly appeared.”
“Ah.”
She apologized with a slightly apologetic face.
“Sorry, this is more serious than I thought.”
“No, not that much, but…”
No, is this a serious story? It’s because I’m the possessor, so I’m assuming that’s the case, but from Professor Cathy’s point of view, that might be the case.
“No, nothing to say. Yes, it could be because he is a current hero.”
If you have nothing to say, could you please stop spreading your imagination?
Even in the original work, when he had delusions, most of them were far from correct answers.
“Don’t gossip.”
But it’s annoying to correct it, so I just tell them to think about it roughly.
Do you think it’s a strange idea?
“I’m not light-mouthed enough to brag about my friends.”
“Thank you so much.”
“What else is there to be thankful for? It’s a feeling. Let’s have it delivered tonight. How about chicken?”
“Oh, are you shooting?”
“Only pay 6,000 won.”
“That’s almost like shooting.”
“Yes, yes.”
Chicken is always right.
The moment I turned on the delivery app with excitement while suppressing the desire to hum God’s Symphony No. 3.
The ring.
– One week left until the start of the main quest.
A phrase hinting at a new incident appeared before my eyes along with an unpleasant sound effect.
“Why did you close the chicken house?”
“No, I thought about what to order.”
It’s a bit earlier than the original, but considering that school starts a month early, it’s about time.
Originally, the episode started a little over a week after the academy started.
Now, what shall we do?
I thought of the first victim of this incident, the female classmate who was very hostile to me, butt, no, our Kim Ga-eul.
What should I do?
“Hey, what kind of chicken do you choose with such a serious face?”
“No, I just made up my mind.”
Yeah, as expected, the chicken is half and half.
Isn’t everything supposed to be like Yudo-ri?
It seemed like the things that were going to happen at the academy tomorrow were already good to my eyes, but right now it wasn’t that important.
First of all, we must receive God with a reverent heart.
Since we’ve decided what to do anyway, it’s okay to decide the details after enjoying the chicken.
Perhaps her destiny may have changed a little as much as the subtle things have changed.
“Probably not.”
“What?”
“I thought what would happen if the chicken came soggy.”
“Chicken is not a big deal.”