NOVEL WEB Chapter 76: Pop
Popular was the European Football Championship of 2024 (Euro 24) and one of the most popular teams among them was Spain. As for Spain…
Euro 2024 Group Stage - Say a thing about Croatia, say it's a Luka1. That said, Spain is three a looker, so beautiful Italy shot herself in the foot 2just to get her attention. Spain's response? She left her bleeding, wrestled tavë kosi from Albania's unwilling hands3 then…Stalin4.
Euro 2024 Round of 16 - Georgia's George was scared stiff of the Dragon, so scared he pissed himself. Dragon smells defeat and…1Hitler's next. Dragon vs Hitler2, BEGIN!
Euro 2024 Quarter-Final - Dragon's flame reddens Hitler's green1. Grinning through the flames (and the pain), Hitler's toothbrush mustache (red-hot) brushes past2 Dragon's cheek, wiping that sneering grin from its face 3and replacing it with respect most red. Reading the fighting intent in each other's eyeballs, they both charge for the kill, dragon-claw ramming into burning mustache4. Another ram. Another RAM5. Another R.A.M. Another Random Access but no Memory for dragon-claw plunging into burning hair is happening in real-time. Dragon wins. Victory but not without cost for the Dragon had its toe burnt at the last6 therefore has to limp away from the battle against St. George7. Limps away from that momentous battle into The Louvre…
Euro 2024 Semi Final - And so it came to be that the Dragon stepped into The Louvre1 where The Coronation of Napoleon was in full swing?2 Bit too early, don't you think, thought the Dragon but Napoleon did not think, only rushed at the Dragon and gave him an Attitude Adjustment3. Attitude changed, the Dragon thanked yet-uncoronated Napoleon with a Sweet Chin Music4 and when it was clear that yet-uncoronated-Napoleon had not gone sweet on him, the Dragon sighed and went Tombstone5 on him. Kept the stone as a spoil of war. Got stoned but that was after the question was answered. What question?
Euro 2024 Final - "Knight or Conquistador?"1 The answer: "Spare me the memoir bombshells2. I'd rather meet a bombshell so its Spain for me. After all, Spain has Aitana Bonmatí 3and England's Harry Kane ain't competing with that beauty. No way that he is."