Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, trick her into being my wife
11 You can actually cook? So awesome?
Seeing Qin Xiaoyu subconsciously want to take off his clothes, Chen Kai was also speechless, who said just now that he was afraid that I would jump on him in the middle of the night?
Don't be afraid now, or what?
Only then did Qin Xiaoyu react.
"That's right, I forgot, Lao Chen, you are a man!" Qin Xiaoyu just wanted to test Lao Chen's reaction just now.
So far, it seems pretty straightforward.
Not bad, as expected of my brother! !
It seems that I can sleep well tonight, so there is no need to be wary.
"You fucking."
Chen Kai couldn't help but curse.
Qin Xiaoyu is really cute and interesting sometimes.
But when you are really stupid, it can really drive people crazy.
Such a cute girl should be able to cry for a long time if she hits her with one punch, right?
Besides beating and crying, Chen Kai also had an even more magical idea.
"Old Chen, why are you looking at me like that? Don't be so fierce. I'll be scared! I'm so scared!"
Chen Kai said speechlessly, "You are a deadbeat."
"What do you mean?" Qin Xiaoyu asked innocently.
Are you complimenting me?
This was 2016, and the hot Internet meme "Death Clamp" had not yet become popular. Of course, Qin Xiaoyu didn't know what it meant.
I thought I was praising myself.
Do you want to say, my voice is nice?
Indeed, Lao Chen, I find that you are becoming more and more discerning!
Ever since the college entrance examination ended and I was riding the bus back to Jiangbei, I have noticed that you are becoming more and more discerning!
Unlike before, he often complained about me.
Now he praises me all day long.
It made me feel embarrassed and a little embarrassed.
Old Chen, you don’t really like me, do you?
"Go to sleep and shut up, or I'll throw you out of the window."
Qin Xiaoyu used his index finger and thumb to make a zipper gesture on his mouth, "Okay, I shut up!"
Qin Xiaoyu didn't sleep well, especially in the middle of the night, he often turned over or something.
Agreed 37 points.
As a result, Qin Xiaoyu was wrapped around Chen Kai's body like an octopus until midnight.
Then there was a sudden and sudden kick.
Chen Kai was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night when Qin Xiaoyu kicked him directly under the bed.
"Qin Xiaoyu, are you sick? You can sleep, but if you can't, get out."
After Qin Xiaoyu woke up, he saw Lao Chen who had been kicked down by him.
Qin Xiaoyu said, "Ah, I'm sorry, Old Chen, I really don't sleep well! When my mother sleeps with me, I often kick her down."
Chen Kai grabbed Qin Xiaoyu's clothes.
You, go down.
Fall asleep on the ground.
Qin Xiaoyu cried miserably, "No, Old Chen, I was wrong, I was wrong! Can you bear to let me, a weak woman, sleep on the ground in the middle of the night?"
"Are you a weak woman? Just kicking your legs is harder than a donkey's hoof. How do you have the nerve to say that you are a weak woman?"
"Is there such a weak woman as you?"
Qin Xiaoyu bit his lip. Although he knew it was inappropriate, he couldn't help but laugh when he thought that Lao Chen was kicked out by him while he was sleeping well in the middle of the night.
"Are you still laughing? Get on the floor and sleep on it."
Qin Xiaoyu was anxious, "Old Chen, I was wrong, why don't I apologize to you? How about I kneel on the keyboard for 2 minutes to let you calm down, that's okay, right?"
"Five minutes." Chen Kai said.
Isn’t 5 minutes too long? Qin Xiaoyu argued, "3 minutes."
Chen Kai added, "10 minutes."
"5 minutes." Qin Xiaoyu replied.
"make a deal."
At this moment, the electronic sound of the system rang in Chen Kai's ears.
"Didi, Qin Xiaoyu has mood swings, the CPU succeeds, and the host is rewarded with the permanent property rights of the charming Internet cafe opposite the city's commercial plaza."
Although this is just an Internet cafe, it is very profitable.
There are so many young people surfing the Internet here every day. The net profit of the Internet cafe in a month is about 70 million.
Moreover, during the previous weekend.
Chen Kai and Lao Zhang Wang Shuai often surf the Internet in this Internet cafe.
It costs 4 yuan an hour, which is too expensive, and this is still 2016, and this is only a small city.
However, Chen Kai no longer needs to pay for surfing the Internet in this Internet cafe.
Because he is already the boss.
from now on.
And as the owner of this Internet cafe, Chen Kai can earn 70 million yuan every month.
really not bad.
This is much faster than the him before his rebirth, relying on his own efforts to work hard step by step!
On the first day of rebirth, he directly owned a family of his own.
Moreover, Chen Kai also used the money in his card to buy stocks with a profit of 200 times.
After a while, the stock started to rise wildly.
He sold them all immediately.
The money in hand is definitely not a small sum of money!
10 times of 200 yuan.
And then next.
Qin Xiaoyu knelt on the keyboard for 5 minutes.
I feel like I can't even stand up with my legs. I'm so nervous that I feel bad just thinking about it.
Lao Chen, are you very good at negotiating with others? After working on it for a long time, I ended up kneeling on the keyboard for 5 minutes.
But because of this, Qin Xiaoyu became more honest in the second half of the night.
I slept until dawn, probably around six or seven in the morning.
Because Chen Kai's parents opened a shoe store on the commercial street, they needed to open their doors early for business, so they usually didn't have breakfast at home.
After going out, just buy a few pancakes and fruits to pass away.
Every day, I will leave some money for Chen Kai and ask him to buy breakfast at the gate of the community.
Saved a little extra money for breakfast today.
Because Qin Xiaoyu was there.
After Chen Kai woke up, he walked out of the room, went to the bathroom to wash up, washed his face and brushed his teeth.
I saw 50 yuan for breakfast left on the table.
There is also a note, on which my mother wrote a paragraph, roughly asking him not to forget to eat breakfast when he gets up.
Qin Xiaoyu came out of the room yawning.
"Old Chen, how did you sleep last night?"
Chen Kai, who was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, said, "No, you buy a ticket today and go back quickly. I don't want to sleep in the same room with you anymore."
Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, why are you like this? Are you too ruthless? We are brothers, do you dislike me so much?"
"Is this a matter of dislike? It's midnight, I'm sleeping soundly, and you suddenly kick me like this, who can bear it?"
Qin Xiaoyu looked confused, "Did this happen last night? Why don't I remember it?"
"Can't remember."
"Old Chen, I'm so hungry. What are we going to eat this morning? Are we going out to eat? Will you treat me or should I treat you?"
After Chen Kai finished brushing his teeth, he took some ingredients from the refrigerator, "Let's cook and eat, I'm too lazy to go down and buy."
"No way, old Chen, you actually know how to cook? Are you so good? Is it true?"
Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai in surprise, "Old Chen, you are not bragging to me, are you? Can you really cook? Oh my god, what can you do?"
"Can the cooked food be eaten? I shouldn't die if I eat it?"
Chen Kai replied, "If you are afraid of death and there is money on the table, go down and buy breakfast yourself."
"No, no, no, no, I really want to try your cooking skills, Old Chen!"
Don't be afraid now, or what?
Only then did Qin Xiaoyu react.
"That's right, I forgot, Lao Chen, you are a man!" Qin Xiaoyu just wanted to test Lao Chen's reaction just now.
So far, it seems pretty straightforward.
Not bad, as expected of my brother! !
It seems that I can sleep well tonight, so there is no need to be wary.
"You fucking."
Chen Kai couldn't help but curse.
Qin Xiaoyu is really cute and interesting sometimes.
But when you are really stupid, it can really drive people crazy.
Such a cute girl should be able to cry for a long time if she hits her with one punch, right?
Besides beating and crying, Chen Kai also had an even more magical idea.
"Old Chen, why are you looking at me like that? Don't be so fierce. I'll be scared! I'm so scared!"
Chen Kai said speechlessly, "You are a deadbeat."
"What do you mean?" Qin Xiaoyu asked innocently.
Are you complimenting me?
This was 2016, and the hot Internet meme "Death Clamp" had not yet become popular. Of course, Qin Xiaoyu didn't know what it meant.
I thought I was praising myself.
Do you want to say, my voice is nice?
Indeed, Lao Chen, I find that you are becoming more and more discerning!
Ever since the college entrance examination ended and I was riding the bus back to Jiangbei, I have noticed that you are becoming more and more discerning!
Unlike before, he often complained about me.
Now he praises me all day long.
It made me feel embarrassed and a little embarrassed.
Old Chen, you don’t really like me, do you?
"Go to sleep and shut up, or I'll throw you out of the window."
Qin Xiaoyu used his index finger and thumb to make a zipper gesture on his mouth, "Okay, I shut up!"
Qin Xiaoyu didn't sleep well, especially in the middle of the night, he often turned over or something.
Agreed 37 points.
As a result, Qin Xiaoyu was wrapped around Chen Kai's body like an octopus until midnight.
Then there was a sudden and sudden kick.
Chen Kai was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night when Qin Xiaoyu kicked him directly under the bed.
"Qin Xiaoyu, are you sick? You can sleep, but if you can't, get out."
After Qin Xiaoyu woke up, he saw Lao Chen who had been kicked down by him.
Qin Xiaoyu said, "Ah, I'm sorry, Old Chen, I really don't sleep well! When my mother sleeps with me, I often kick her down."
Chen Kai grabbed Qin Xiaoyu's clothes.
You, go down.
Fall asleep on the ground.
Qin Xiaoyu cried miserably, "No, Old Chen, I was wrong, I was wrong! Can you bear to let me, a weak woman, sleep on the ground in the middle of the night?"
"Are you a weak woman? Just kicking your legs is harder than a donkey's hoof. How do you have the nerve to say that you are a weak woman?"
"Is there such a weak woman as you?"
Qin Xiaoyu bit his lip. Although he knew it was inappropriate, he couldn't help but laugh when he thought that Lao Chen was kicked out by him while he was sleeping well in the middle of the night.
"Are you still laughing? Get on the floor and sleep on it."
Qin Xiaoyu was anxious, "Old Chen, I was wrong, why don't I apologize to you? How about I kneel on the keyboard for 2 minutes to let you calm down, that's okay, right?"
"Five minutes." Chen Kai said.
Isn’t 5 minutes too long? Qin Xiaoyu argued, "3 minutes."
Chen Kai added, "10 minutes."
"5 minutes." Qin Xiaoyu replied.
"make a deal."
At this moment, the electronic sound of the system rang in Chen Kai's ears.
"Didi, Qin Xiaoyu has mood swings, the CPU succeeds, and the host is rewarded with the permanent property rights of the charming Internet cafe opposite the city's commercial plaza."
Although this is just an Internet cafe, it is very profitable.
There are so many young people surfing the Internet here every day. The net profit of the Internet cafe in a month is about 70 million.
Moreover, during the previous weekend.
Chen Kai and Lao Zhang Wang Shuai often surf the Internet in this Internet cafe.
It costs 4 yuan an hour, which is too expensive, and this is still 2016, and this is only a small city.
However, Chen Kai no longer needs to pay for surfing the Internet in this Internet cafe.
Because he is already the boss.
from now on.
And as the owner of this Internet cafe, Chen Kai can earn 70 million yuan every month.
really not bad.
This is much faster than the him before his rebirth, relying on his own efforts to work hard step by step!
On the first day of rebirth, he directly owned a family of his own.
Moreover, Chen Kai also used the money in his card to buy stocks with a profit of 200 times.
After a while, the stock started to rise wildly.
He sold them all immediately.
The money in hand is definitely not a small sum of money!
10 times of 200 yuan.
And then next.
Qin Xiaoyu knelt on the keyboard for 5 minutes.
I feel like I can't even stand up with my legs. I'm so nervous that I feel bad just thinking about it.
Lao Chen, are you very good at negotiating with others? After working on it for a long time, I ended up kneeling on the keyboard for 5 minutes.
But because of this, Qin Xiaoyu became more honest in the second half of the night.
I slept until dawn, probably around six or seven in the morning.
Because Chen Kai's parents opened a shoe store on the commercial street, they needed to open their doors early for business, so they usually didn't have breakfast at home.
After going out, just buy a few pancakes and fruits to pass away.
Every day, I will leave some money for Chen Kai and ask him to buy breakfast at the gate of the community.
Saved a little extra money for breakfast today.
Because Qin Xiaoyu was there.
After Chen Kai woke up, he walked out of the room, went to the bathroom to wash up, washed his face and brushed his teeth.
I saw 50 yuan for breakfast left on the table.
There is also a note, on which my mother wrote a paragraph, roughly asking him not to forget to eat breakfast when he gets up.
Qin Xiaoyu came out of the room yawning.
"Old Chen, how did you sleep last night?"
Chen Kai, who was brushing his teeth in the bathroom, said, "No, you buy a ticket today and go back quickly. I don't want to sleep in the same room with you anymore."
Qin Xiaoyu said, "Old Chen, why are you like this? Are you too ruthless? We are brothers, do you dislike me so much?"
"Is this a matter of dislike? It's midnight, I'm sleeping soundly, and you suddenly kick me like this, who can bear it?"
Qin Xiaoyu looked confused, "Did this happen last night? Why don't I remember it?"
"Can't remember."
"Old Chen, I'm so hungry. What are we going to eat this morning? Are we going out to eat? Will you treat me or should I treat you?"
After Chen Kai finished brushing his teeth, he took some ingredients from the refrigerator, "Let's cook and eat, I'm too lazy to go down and buy."
"No way, old Chen, you actually know how to cook? Are you so good? Is it true?"
Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai in surprise, "Old Chen, you are not bragging to me, are you? Can you really cook? Oh my god, what can you do?"
"Can the cooked food be eaten? I shouldn't die if I eat it?"
Chen Kai replied, "If you are afraid of death and there is money on the table, go down and buy breakfast yourself."
"No, no, no, no, I really want to try your cooking skills, Old Chen!"
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