Tadano isn't Normal

On a morning spring there was an ordinary guy inside the room laying in bed sleeping when he suddenly grab his head and thrashed on the bed.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTSSS, FUCK!"

A skullcrushing pain assuakted his head, moments later the pain subsided. The man stared at the ceiling panting.

"Haa...Haaa...Haa"

While feeling soggy the young man opened his eyes slowly.

"The fuck was that? I thought my head is gonna burst..."

He stood up, from head to toe covered in sweat he grabbed his head it seems a phantom pain lingered in then the man looked at his surroundings an outlandish feeling assaulted him.

"Where the hell am I...Im...not dead...right- Huh?"

A door suddenly went bang and a ordinary little girl stood there with her hand on her hips by the looks of it she is very annoyed and upset, she shouted at him.

"Onii-chan shut up! why are you screaming? it is early in the morning for god's sake!"

(How ironic but...Onii-chan? What the, am i in japan or something i swear I've read something like this before)

"Hey Onii-chan stop sitting there like an idiot and come down breakfast is served" She said.

"Y-yeah"

The little girl in front of him looks like about like a middle schooler she then turned around and went downstairs.

"That was surprising, It's a live human that means...im not dead wait..why does she feels familiar hmmm...Whatever"

He then decided to look around the room to determine if he ris really where he think he is but all he can spot is...

"This room looks plain and basic but Onii-chan? Is this a manga or something? More importantly why am i still alive?"

His face turned serious and he sat down at the edge of the bed and he crystal clearly remembered the way he died every detail every fiber of his being he remembered all of it.

He recalled how his car lost it's break and he crashed on a cliff face first to the ground but he didn't die just yet half of his face is smashed his lungs was pierced and he died 10 minjtes later out of severe blood loss.

His hairs stood up a chilling feeling of eeriness crept up to his body that scared him to no end and he sweated bullets.

"Fuck, so that was how death feels like i dont EVER want to experience it again ha...ha but looking at the bright side of it ....YES! IM FREE!"

His face twitched with joy mixed with a strange feelings, on the pros side he is free of white collar slaving job but on the cons side not that much considering he has nothing to lose he just felt weirded out by the whole death experience.

But it certainly took mental toll off of him a good and bad toll.

He connected the piece and came to a conclusion that he must've been reincarnated his face brightened with joy

"HEHEHEHEHE! If this is reincarnation then...I can live fully with no regrets!"

I pranced around with joy if it costs death to leave that spiraling downwards of a life then "it is worth it" he thought.

"Wait a minute who is this dude i reincarnated into? welp it wont hurt to look at this guy now, yeah dont worry even if it turned out to be ordinary I'd accept it!"

He tried to fins a mirror considering he is in a room with essentials there must be a mirror too then he turned his head and found a big mirror mounted on the wall beside the bed then he rushed to it.

"..."

"..."

"....Dear god"

On the mirror what he saw is a literal the most ordinary and the most average guy ever LITERALLY not too handsome not too ugly and not even tall even his eyes is average.

"Did I...become Tadano Hitohito?"

He grabbed his face he pinched his face he smudged his face however the only thing he felt is a stinging pain but no matter he's not waking up that means it's all real.

A thought flashed to his mind.

(That little girl from earlier...she must be Tadano's little sister Tadano Hitomi, no wonder she felt familiar)

"I really became Tadano Hitohito" he chirped again but he felt uncomfortable as he felt that something was bugging him since earlier.

"I thought it is just a side effects of reincarnation but why is my vision zoomed in and everything seemed slow and my hearing too i can hear Tadano's family very clearly it seemed as if they're speaking beside me and I felt like I can run a 10km marathon too it's like...this Tadano is not...normal"

The word "not normal" echoed on his head then another thought crossed his mind as he stared into his crotch.

"...."

He looked towards the door from where "his" little sister opened he went to it and closed it shut while not forgetting to lock it then he went back to the mirror.

He then stared at the mirror and dropped his pants the next thing he knew he was blinded by a golden light.

"As expected of Chadano Hitohito now wonder he's called a Chad, yep"

Moments later after the process of admiring his new schlong he picked his pants up and grabbed his chin and contemplating about something.

"This enhanced things are bothering me for a while now my enhanced vision can not only zoom but also see things in extreme details. Maybe i can control my vision and hearing?"

He then tried doing it but to his surprise it was very easy to do so he did it first try.

"It seems like this enhanced vision and enhanced hearing works if i will it it's like moving a finger! and this body too. It's definitely not normal I mean not only my vision and hearing but maybe my whole body is enhanced by 2x, maybe thats also the reason my excalibur is...."

Suddenly a massive wave of realization and excitement washed against him.

"I just had the greatest idea ever! If i have a body capable of doubling maybe even my ability then...then...THEN im not gonna hide this and will show off in front of the world!, sports? games? studying? you name it!"

"Not only that, with my knowledge of another anime, comics and novels from my old world then"

(Muehehehehe im sorry copyright-chan)

"I reincarnated to this body and so Im gonna use the whole body"

Another wave washed against him but this time of determination and resoluteness.

"With this new body nay from today onwards I am Tadano Hitohito and im gonna stand on top of the world!"