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Chapter 36 Smoked honeycomb, don't imitate!
Chapter 36 Smoked honeycomb, don't imitate!
【drop! ~The host eats the top food-healthy pork loin hot, constitution +0.5 (repeated consumption will have no effect)]
Pig kidney actually increases attributes?Chen Hu was excited. Although eating it repeatedly had no effect, it showed that this kind of similar food could increase the corresponding attributes.
A physique of 0.5 doesn't seem like much, but it can be accumulated quite a lot, especially for some animals that are more nourishing, and I am afraid that more attributes will be added. Thinking of this, Chen Hu was overjoyed.
Liu Tao at the side, seeing his excited appearance, suddenly asked:
"You...kidney deficiency?"
Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help asking:
"Who said I have a kidney deficiency! Can't I eat it if I don't have it?"
Liu Tao nodded, as if I knew it, Deng Shuang covered his mouth and smiled, and the tourists in the live broadcast room started booing one after another.
"The anchor has a kidney deficiency! I bet [-] cents!"
"Haha, Master Tiger feels like his body has been hollowed out?"
"Poor anchor, he has kidney deficiency at such a young age, no wonder he has to eat pork loin to make up for it."
"Kangtai Clinic: Treat kidney deficiency without sugar! A 300-year-old folk recipe! Contact number: 137XXXXX"
"Ai Baozheng: The upstairs is a liar! Don't believe it! I bought their secret recipe, and it's still the same kidney... loss."
"Kangtai Clinic@艾宝正: You are impotent, how can you blame us?"
……
Chen Hu was sweating profusely, he couldn't help but looked at the two women with a smirk and said:
"I don't have kidney deficiency, you will know if you try it?"
When Liu Tao heard this, he blushed and said brokenly:
"Bah! You think beautiful!"
After making a joke, Chen Hu said seriously:
"Although these two wild boars will shrink after being made into bacon, they still weigh at least 700 catties, which is enough for us to eat for more than a month, and we don't have to worry about food in a short time."
Deng Shuang was overjoyed. What she was most afraid of was going hungry, so she immediately said happily:
"Great! I'm going to have pork roast tonight."
Chen Hu smiled and said:
"Okay, I'm going out now."
The two women nodded. Although they didn't know what Chen Hu was going to do, they didn't ask too much.After Chen Hu left the camp, relying on his memory, he spent 10 to [-] minutes to arrive at the place where the hive was found last time.
However, in front of him there was a big tree with the thickness of a person's waist, and there was a tree hole in the trunk about one meter above the ground, and countless bees were working in the tree hole with their wings shaking.
"Fuck! Is the anchor trying to get honey?"
"It's summer now, and bees are very poisonous. I've seen news about bees stinging people to death before."
"Master Tiger, why don't you just forget about it?"
"Yeah, seeing those bees made me suffer from trypophobia again!"
Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Chen Hu couldn't help explaining in a deep voice:
"Don't worry, everyone, as long as you don't get stung by a large number of bees, or have a constitution that is allergic to bee venom, under normal circumstances, it will not cause death."
Afterwards, Chen Hu hesitated for a moment, then began to collect dry wood, and first lit a fire with a lighter on the ground more than ten meters away from the hive.
When the fire was burning, Chen Hu began to move the fire, picked up the burning wood, quickly walked to the big tree, and put the wood under the hive.
Fortunately, Chen Hu moved quickly and was not attacked by bees for the time being. After he moved the fire back and forth several times to the hive, he was ready to smoke the bees.
Because the burning fire does not have much smoke, other additives are needed. I saw Chen Hu casually grabbed a lot of dead leaves from the ground, and then stepped forward again, covering all the dead leaves on the fire .
poof...cheak
The fire was covered with dead leaves, and the flames immediately ignited those leaves, and a large amount of white smoke rose.
Chen Hu flew back, and then explained to the tourists in the live broadcast room:
"Burning dead leaves will produce a lot of smoke, which is toxic and contains carbon monoxide and other organic compounds. Although these toxic smoke cannot kill bees, they can stun them."
After saying this, the hive in the smog immediately became chaotic. Countless bees flew around without thinking as if they were drunk, and even fell directly to the ground.
Afterwards, Chen Hu tore off the left sleeve, and the right sleeve had already been used as a fresh water filter, and now his arms were bare. Then, he took the sleeve and took off his trousers.
The live broadcast immediately exploded!
"Fuck! The anchor is about to start masturbating!"
"Master Tiger, masturbate live! I want to record it!"
"Ci'ao, why is there a mosaic?"
"What about the infantry? Why did they become cavalry?"
"Obviously the account number was opened incorrectly!"
Chen Hu, who had just taken off his pants, turned dark instantly. He knew that the system would automatically display a mosaic, so he was confident, but the barrage in the live broadcast room was simply unethical.
"I'm talking nonsense! I'm going to wet my sleeves with urine to make a temporary mask, so as to avoid the smoke poisoning when I collect honey later."
Chen Hu explained in a very speechless manner. However, it was good for him not to speak. As soon as he explained, the tourists in the live broadcast room frantically swiped the barrage again.
"Ci'ao! Urine? Anchor, are you kidding me?"
"I'll give in to Lord Tiger! Eating bugs, wiping pig dung, and using urine as a mask this time, there's really no one else!"
"666666"
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu was also drunk, and then wet his sleeve with his own urine, and tied it in front of his nose. Fortunately, he had sinusitis, but he couldn't smell anything.
Immediately after, Chen Hu put on the mask, took out the obsidian dagger, and was about to go forward to collect honey, but before he could act, he began to warn the live broadcast room:
"Smoked honeycomb, if it is not necessary, please don't imitate it, especially children."
"Little friends, the anchor said, don't imitate!"
"Don't imitate! (smirk)"
"Don't imitate! Keep in formation downstairs."
"Don't imitate! 233"
……
Chen Hu shook the head of the rumor, and then walked towards the hive. At this moment, the bees lost their ability to attack, and it was the best time to collect honey.
In the smoke, Chen Hu found a gray beehive the size of a football in the tree hole, and immediately cut a third of it with a dagger, leaving about two beehives the size of a palm.
With a knife, a golden liquid immediately appeared, which was honey. He didn't take all of it, but prepared to leave two thirds, so that it would not destroy the hive, but would make the bees speed up to fill up the hive, and the honey would also be destroyed. A steady stream.
After picking off the hive, Chen Hu extinguished the fire under the tree hole, and then left immediately, otherwise it would not be fun to wait until the bees woke up.
Immediately afterwards, he started back to the camp with a large piece of honeycomb in his hands, and he believed that the honey would definitely surprise Deng Shuang and Liu Tao.
(End of this chapter)
【drop! ~The host eats the top food-healthy pork loin hot, constitution +0.5 (repeated consumption will have no effect)]
Pig kidney actually increases attributes?Chen Hu was excited. Although eating it repeatedly had no effect, it showed that this kind of similar food could increase the corresponding attributes.
A physique of 0.5 doesn't seem like much, but it can be accumulated quite a lot, especially for some animals that are more nourishing, and I am afraid that more attributes will be added. Thinking of this, Chen Hu was overjoyed.
Liu Tao at the side, seeing his excited appearance, suddenly asked:
"You...kidney deficiency?"
Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help asking:
"Who said I have a kidney deficiency! Can't I eat it if I don't have it?"
Liu Tao nodded, as if I knew it, Deng Shuang covered his mouth and smiled, and the tourists in the live broadcast room started booing one after another.
"The anchor has a kidney deficiency! I bet [-] cents!"
"Haha, Master Tiger feels like his body has been hollowed out?"
"Poor anchor, he has kidney deficiency at such a young age, no wonder he has to eat pork loin to make up for it."
"Kangtai Clinic: Treat kidney deficiency without sugar! A 300-year-old folk recipe! Contact number: 137XXXXX"
"Ai Baozheng: The upstairs is a liar! Don't believe it! I bought their secret recipe, and it's still the same kidney... loss."
"Kangtai Clinic@艾宝正: You are impotent, how can you blame us?"
……
Chen Hu was sweating profusely, he couldn't help but looked at the two women with a smirk and said:
"I don't have kidney deficiency, you will know if you try it?"
When Liu Tao heard this, he blushed and said brokenly:
"Bah! You think beautiful!"
After making a joke, Chen Hu said seriously:
"Although these two wild boars will shrink after being made into bacon, they still weigh at least 700 catties, which is enough for us to eat for more than a month, and we don't have to worry about food in a short time."
Deng Shuang was overjoyed. What she was most afraid of was going hungry, so she immediately said happily:
"Great! I'm going to have pork roast tonight."
Chen Hu smiled and said:
"Okay, I'm going out now."
The two women nodded. Although they didn't know what Chen Hu was going to do, they didn't ask too much.After Chen Hu left the camp, relying on his memory, he spent 10 to [-] minutes to arrive at the place where the hive was found last time.
However, in front of him there was a big tree with the thickness of a person's waist, and there was a tree hole in the trunk about one meter above the ground, and countless bees were working in the tree hole with their wings shaking.
"Fuck! Is the anchor trying to get honey?"
"It's summer now, and bees are very poisonous. I've seen news about bees stinging people to death before."
"Master Tiger, why don't you just forget about it?"
"Yeah, seeing those bees made me suffer from trypophobia again!"
Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Chen Hu couldn't help explaining in a deep voice:
"Don't worry, everyone, as long as you don't get stung by a large number of bees, or have a constitution that is allergic to bee venom, under normal circumstances, it will not cause death."
Afterwards, Chen Hu hesitated for a moment, then began to collect dry wood, and first lit a fire with a lighter on the ground more than ten meters away from the hive.
When the fire was burning, Chen Hu began to move the fire, picked up the burning wood, quickly walked to the big tree, and put the wood under the hive.
Fortunately, Chen Hu moved quickly and was not attacked by bees for the time being. After he moved the fire back and forth several times to the hive, he was ready to smoke the bees.
Because the burning fire does not have much smoke, other additives are needed. I saw Chen Hu casually grabbed a lot of dead leaves from the ground, and then stepped forward again, covering all the dead leaves on the fire .
poof...cheak
The fire was covered with dead leaves, and the flames immediately ignited those leaves, and a large amount of white smoke rose.
Chen Hu flew back, and then explained to the tourists in the live broadcast room:
"Burning dead leaves will produce a lot of smoke, which is toxic and contains carbon monoxide and other organic compounds. Although these toxic smoke cannot kill bees, they can stun them."
After saying this, the hive in the smog immediately became chaotic. Countless bees flew around without thinking as if they were drunk, and even fell directly to the ground.
Afterwards, Chen Hu tore off the left sleeve, and the right sleeve had already been used as a fresh water filter, and now his arms were bare. Then, he took the sleeve and took off his trousers.
The live broadcast immediately exploded!
"Fuck! The anchor is about to start masturbating!"
"Master Tiger, masturbate live! I want to record it!"
"Ci'ao, why is there a mosaic?"
"What about the infantry? Why did they become cavalry?"
"Obviously the account number was opened incorrectly!"
Chen Hu, who had just taken off his pants, turned dark instantly. He knew that the system would automatically display a mosaic, so he was confident, but the barrage in the live broadcast room was simply unethical.
"I'm talking nonsense! I'm going to wet my sleeves with urine to make a temporary mask, so as to avoid the smoke poisoning when I collect honey later."
Chen Hu explained in a very speechless manner. However, it was good for him not to speak. As soon as he explained, the tourists in the live broadcast room frantically swiped the barrage again.
"Ci'ao! Urine? Anchor, are you kidding me?"
"I'll give in to Lord Tiger! Eating bugs, wiping pig dung, and using urine as a mask this time, there's really no one else!"
"666666"
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu was also drunk, and then wet his sleeve with his own urine, and tied it in front of his nose. Fortunately, he had sinusitis, but he couldn't smell anything.
Immediately after, Chen Hu put on the mask, took out the obsidian dagger, and was about to go forward to collect honey, but before he could act, he began to warn the live broadcast room:
"Smoked honeycomb, if it is not necessary, please don't imitate it, especially children."
"Little friends, the anchor said, don't imitate!"
"Don't imitate! (smirk)"
"Don't imitate! Keep in formation downstairs."
"Don't imitate! 233"
……
Chen Hu shook the head of the rumor, and then walked towards the hive. At this moment, the bees lost their ability to attack, and it was the best time to collect honey.
In the smoke, Chen Hu found a gray beehive the size of a football in the tree hole, and immediately cut a third of it with a dagger, leaving about two beehives the size of a palm.
With a knife, a golden liquid immediately appeared, which was honey. He didn't take all of it, but prepared to leave two thirds, so that it would not destroy the hive, but would make the bees speed up to fill up the hive, and the honey would also be destroyed. A steady stream.
After picking off the hive, Chen Hu extinguished the fire under the tree hole, and then left immediately, otherwise it would not be fun to wait until the bees woke up.
Immediately afterwards, he started back to the camp with a large piece of honeycomb in his hands, and he believed that the honey would definitely surprise Deng Shuang and Liu Tao.
(End of this chapter)
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