NOVEL WEB Chapter 8
Chapter 8
Seojun opened his eyes wide. During the night he slept like a log without any interruption.
Seojun was lying on his crib while looking at his colorful dolls. He did his own stretching by shaking his arms and legs.
Then he bit his mouth the side part of his doll that his mother gave him. It was connected on his chubby wrist with a string.
Other babies would have burst into tears as soon as they opened their eyes, but Seojun was different. He enjoyed himself in a leisurely way.
[Elf’s basic breathing]
This does not conflict with other breathing methods. Except Evil (dark).
This breathing method harmonizes the body of the holder.
Seojun breathed in and breath out.
This world had Mana scarcity but it was still enough for him to meditate.
Seojun learned [Elf’s basic breathing] from the moment he started thinking.
In every rebirth, he would forget almost everything but that was only for two months.
But there is something that he would never forget [Elf’s basic breathing] and [Evil’s basic breathing].
[Evil’s Basic Breathing] has a similar effect to Elf’s Basic Breathing. Using this breathing method he will open the dark side of himself.
Seojun chose one of the two to learn basic breathing methods as soon as he had a certain understanding of his newly born “body.”
Seojun’s breathing gradually subsided. As he breathe in and breath out, very small amount of mana permeated Seojun’s body.
It was because of the advantage of using these two breathing methods as his first ability that could help him learn other abilities sooner.
The greatest advantages of [Elf’s Basic Breathing] and [Evil’s Basic Breathing] are…….
“Oh, are you up already?”
His father popped his face right in front of him.
Seojun smiled at his father.
……it was safety. During the breathing method, he was able to finish it safely even when someone came into contact with him or he suddenly stopped breathing.
It was especially useful when he was reborn as a weak monster who could not even relax for a moment.
“Is Seojun up?”
“Yes, but why are we getting so many messages?”
It was sunday morning.
His father, who didn’t have to go to work, came to the living room with Seojun in his arms.
His Mom was browsing on her laptop in the living room table and looked at her smartphone.
Maybe it’s because she has her notification on, that it would constantly ring.
“Abuabu.”
“Seojun said it is noisy, too.”
“Okay, okay. I’ll turn it off.”
Seo Eun-Hye hurriedly turned off the notification.
Lee Min-joon sat next to Seo Eun-Hye, while Seojun sat on his lap with his back against his father’s stomach.
“But… what’s the matter with the messages, and YouTube has so many notifications.?”
“First, Minji and So-Young……I think all the people that knows Seojun are messaging me.”
Seo Eun-Hye said while scrolling through her KakaoTalk.
“Minji wants me to go to YouTube. It’s a complete mess.”
Seo Eun-Hye, who had barely read the message, logged in to YouTube. Lee Min-joon also looked at the laptop screen.
YouTube was the platform where Seojun posted his video of using “fairy glitter” the other day.
YouTube.
A site where people from all over the world upload their own videos.
In the news that Dad often watch, it also explained the past, present, and future of YouTubers.
He didn’t know much details, but Seojun knew that there were people who became stars through YouTube.
“Omo…… what is this…….”
“Omo…… I’m scared…”
“….”
Seo Eun-Hye and Lee Min-joon were surprised by the huge number of views and comments.
Seojun also saw the numbers on the screen.
‘That’s incredible.’
They really didn’t expect to see a lot of Views. It was only less than 24 hours since it was posted.
Three people were admiring the monitor when the phone rang.
It was their YouTube adviser and Mina’s mom.
Seo Eun-Hye answered the phone quickly.
It was because she was scared rather than happy at the number of views and comments beyond her imagination.
“Oh, Minji! What’s this? What’s going on?”
“Did you see that? Really! Amazing!”
“No, really, is this real?”
“Yeah! You’re such a star! Oh, no, no. Seojun! Seojun, Is a real star!-“
Mina’s mother’s loud voice rang in the living room. Lee Min-joon and Seo Eun-hye could not take their eyes off the screen even though they heard Mina’s mother’s voice. Mina’s mom hurried on.
“Hurry up and apply for a profit!”
“What? Profit?”
“Wait, honey.”
Instead of the panicking Seo Eun-Hye, Lee Min-joon answered the phone and changed it to speaker mode.
“Hello, Mina’s mother. This is Seojun’s dad. But isn’t there a condition to be fulfilled?”
He tried to calm his nerves down, but he was intimidated because he could still not believe this was happening.
“They say it’s hard to achieve in a day or two unless you’re very famous.”
Every then and now Kim Hee-sung would post on YouTube his doll making and he would usually talk to him about the conditions of applying for profit generation.
“Oh, hello Seojun’s dad! It’s okay! Seojun’s channel has already achieved it, moreover it’s way over the limit!”
“Is that so?”
“Yes! I’m watching it and refreshing the channel to see the number of subscribers increasing. Seojun’s channel even trended this evening!”
Seo Eun-Hye with a surprised expression pointed her finger at the number of subscribers on one side of the screen. Lee Min-joon, who was still on the phone talkinb Mina’s mother, leaned over to see the where his wife was pointing at.
200,000 subscribers.
Lee Min-joon went speechless.
Seojun was worried.
‘I am hungry. Should I cry or not?’
However, with his mother and father was acting he could not afford to cry.
“200,000 subscribers! 200,000 subscribers!”
“And it’s still going up!”
Mina’s mother continued. His mom an dad’s facial expressions did not change.
Seojun decided to cry because his belly grumbling would hurt him.
“Argh! Argh! Argh!”
“……!”
“……!”
At Seojun’s crying, Seo Eun-Hye and Lee Min-joon barely came to their senses. Lee Min-joon grabbed Seojun and headed to the kitchen.
“Well, yeah, let’s eat. My son. You’re going to eat!”
“Uh……Uh……”
“I need to speak to Mina!”
Seo Eun-Hye talked to Mina’s mom on the phone and applied for the channel’s monetization.
Lee Min-joon poured warm water into the bottle and added the powdered milk. Seojun, who quickly stopped crying, waited for the powdered milk in Lee Min-joon’s arms.
“Wow… really…What’s going on?”
Dad mumbled to himself in a state of rapture, but still prepared the milk very nturally.
He was such a skilled father!
After checking the temperature of powdered milk, the nipples entered Seojun’s mouth.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze!
Lee Min-joon headed back to the living room together with Seojun sucking the nipple. Seo Eun-Hye hung up and went to read comments on Seojun’s video.
“Did you sign up?”
“Yes, they’ll run ads as soon as we get permission.”
“But what happened?”
Seo Eun-Hye, was an academy teacher who teaches Korean to foreign students so she could read the comments in English.
There were many languages, but she mostly read comments in English and Korean.
“Everyone… My kid didn’t eat, but he could eat after watching this video. If he eat three times a day, it takes about 30 minutes to Eat just one meal, but if he watch Seojun’s video, he’ll eat right away.….”
As Lee Min-joon leaned to see the screen, Seojun, who was sucking the powdered milk, became uncomfortable.
He couldn’t make a sound because he was biting the nipples so he slapped Lee Min-joon’s arm with one hand.
“Oh, sorry, sorry.”
Lee Min-joon took a proper posture again and looked at the screen. Seojun also looked at the screen.
He watch TV with his dad and read picture books with fairy tales, so he can read some Korean……. However, the comments were more in English and other languages.
Still, he tried to read Hangul in his spare time, but his mom and dad read the comments too fast.
‘Oh, my eyes hurt.’
Seojun blinked a few times but decided to close his eyes and focus on the powdered milk.
Squeeze! Squeeze!
Lee Min-joon and Seo Eun-hye are obsessed with reading comments. They saw comments saying thank you and recommending it to my friends.
Kakaotalk! Kakaotalk!
It was Seo Eun-hye’s phone. It was the twin’s mother who sent the message.
While Seo Eun-hye was reading the message, Seojun drank all the milk powder and dropped the bottle on the floor as if he were letting them go. The bottle is heavy.
“Oh..”
Just in time, his father, who escaped from the comment obssessiin, quickly caught the bottle.
“Hey, when you’re done, call dad!”
“Abu-Abu-Abu-Abu-Boo!”
“Yes, that’s what you should do. What if you drop it?”
“What do you want from an eight-month-old baby?”
In Lee Min-joon’s words, Seo Eun-hye said rolling her eyes. Lee Min-joon smiled and patted Seojun on the back.
“Our Seojun is a genius, so he can understand everything.”
“Every parent thinks his or her child is a genius.”
“Our Seojun is a real genius.”
“Yes, yes.”
Seo Eun-hye opened the link sent by the twin’s mother.
It was a news website.
It was a small Internet article, but it was a trending article.
“…….”
Lee Min-joon also read the article. Neither of them speak out first. The two adult, who were half-speechless, barely uttered.
“Wow, I thought my heart just stopped.”
“What’s going on today…….”
Since then, posts or links to articles written about Seojun’s videos have been sent to Seo Eun-Hye and Lee Min-joon’s KakaoTalk from people who know Seojun, regardless if it was a friend or not.
“Hey! Isn’t this Seojun’s video that you showed us last time?”
“Crazy! Wow! Really!!!”
Kim Hee-sung, who was not even married, even shared Seojun’s video.
[Title: I recommend it! It’s Mukbang Show for babies who can’t eat!]
[Content: Let me tell you the channel name first.
This is YouTube [JUN]! Hurry up and watch it!
Let’s eat quickly if you watch them!]
There were huge comments on Mom Cafe’s only three-line post. In the beginning, there were many comments that wondered what that was, but soon, there were praising the video on the comments section.
Comments (1,293)
…….
-Oh! My daughter is done eating!
-It’s really effective! What’s the principle?
-Wow, I’ve been feeding my son for the third time, and you’re eating without complaining! Seojun is the best!!!
…….
-Oh, on my son it doesn’t work. He still don’t eat it.-
– There were a few people. Who doesn’t work…….
-My son is 4 years old. It doesn’t work.-
– My daughter is three years old. No effect!
– In addition, postings and articles continued to appear.
At first, it was a video that was seen among mothers, but now, couples without children or even people who were not married are looking for it.
[Title: It looks like it works and doesn’t work depending on your age!]
[Content: The first is 4 years old and the second is 10 months old!
Second, watch watch videos and eat well, but first, doesn’t eat!
If you look at other comments, I don’t think it’s effective from the age of 3 or 4.]
-Wow, I think that’s true.
– There must be an age limit.lol
-on a 2-year-old girl doesn’t work.ㅜㅜ
– 28-month-old girl effectless ㅜㅜㅜ
[Title: Shall we make statistics?]
[Content: Write down your baby’s age and effectiveness and I’ll make statistics!]
That’s a good idea!
– No effect for 23 months.
– 5 years old effectless.
– 10 months effectiv.
…….
The unity of the parents was great. Before they knew it, there was a movement to find out the range of effects of the video. Someone made an analysis and made statistics. And the result came out.
Posts began to be posted on sites unrelated to babies under the title [Effective, Amazing Baby Eating Show Up to 20 Months!].
Seojun’s videos were captured, and photos of babies eating while looking at Mom Cafe’s comments and smartphones were posted, as proof shots.
-Wow. Are they really eating now?-
-That’s interesting.-
-Not from the 21st month, but the 26-month-old mother cries.ㅠㅠㅠ
-I mean, can’t you just cut it and start at 21 months?
-Nooo. My daughter is 21 months old. ㅠㅠ She doesn’t eat!
Before they knew it, [JUN] appeared in the real-time search term. It was on the lower ranking, but everyone clicked it atleast once.
There was a person looking at the posts with a serious look on his face.