Chapter 9: Chapter 9: 'Big Breasts, No Brains' is True
"It's not nice to bully an old man like that!" Tang Zhong said with a smile.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.
The bald man and Xiao Huang turned their heads to look at Tang Zhong.
The fatty, who had heard Tang Zhong speak, grabbed him and angrily said, "How the hell do you talk to Brother San, I'll kill you!"
Then he kicked at Tang Zhong.
In an instant, Tang Zhong's gaze grew cold, and without dodging, he kicked out.
With one kick, he sent the fatty flying, his corpulent body hitting the wall and bouncing before it stopped.
"Ow... it hurts, my bones are about to break!"
The fatty rolled on the ground in pain.
Seeing this, the bald man and the others' expressions turned even colder as they looked at Tang Zhong, "You, a damn laborer, dare to strike, we'll kill you!"
Xiao Huang charged at him first, his strong body appearing like a bull as his fist thundered towards Tang Zhong's face.
Tang Zhong still did not dodge, but countered with a punch of his own.
This child's play was nothing worth noticing to Tang Zhong.
Their fists met, and Xiao Huang was sent flying just like the fatty, falling to the ground with a broken arm.
"My... my arm, what happened to it?"
"It's broken, that's what!"
With just two moves, he had taken down two men. Who exactly was this person?
Those who had been robbed and stripped of their clothes were now lifting their heads and looking at Tang Zhong from a distance.
The old man's eyes widened in shock too, "I've heard that there are Supermen in this world, this guy looks so much like Superman!"
The bald man panicked seeing this, "What... what are you doing?"
"What else but upholding justice!" After saying that, Tang Zhong approached him directly.
The bald man saw this, turned, and ran with the money, while shouting to others, "Stop him for me, quick, your salary will be doubled this month!"
The others were already panicking and somewhat frightened, but the promise of doubled salaries invigorated them, and they clashed with Tang Zhong.
Tang Zhong didn't think anything of these small fries.
A few punches knocked them all down.
Soon, several people were lying on the ground, bruised and swollen.
The bald man hadn't run far when he saw his men beaten down, his face turning pale as he prepared to continue running.
But Tang Zhong had already reached him, scaring the bald man so much he sat on the ground, lifting the money he had just stolen above his head, "Here... Big brother, I was blind and couldn't see Mount Tai, take all this money, it's my tribute to you."
"Damn, I've never seen such a morally bankrupt bunch, taking the money an old man needs to save a life, you're no good!" Tang Zhong kicked the bald man in the stomach and then snatched the bag from his hands!
Rolling on the ground, the bald man clutched his stomach and cried out, his forehead covered in sweat, not understanding how Tang Zhong's kick could be so powerful.
At that moment, Tang Zhong walked over to the old man with the bag, "Sir, here's your money, hurry and take it to your granddaughter!"
"Thank you, young man." The elder cried, tears streaming down his face.
"You're welcome."
"Young man, what's your name?"
"I... I'm Justice!" Tang Zhong said, smiling.
"And you guys, get dressed quickly and go, you've been liberated," Tang Zhong said to the people cowering in the corner who had been robbed.
They were even more moved, "Thank you... thank you, big brother."
"You're a real hero!"
They then hurriedly got dressed.
But just at that moment.
A figure suddenly burst through the red-painted iron gate from the outside.
Tang Zhong turned his head, almost letting his nosebleed flow, only to see a woman in uniform rushing in.
"What's this about?"
"Stop, don't move!" The woman shouted directly at Tang Zhong.
Tang Zhong didn't move, and he didn't want to move, quietly staring at his chest; it was a kind of enjoyment.
Just like that, the female cop reached Tang Zhong's side, captured him with a swift move, and pinned him to the ground. Her knee was on Tang Zhong's back, and her hands tightly held his arms, not letting him escape.
"Busty girl, why are you arresting me?" Tang Zhong asked.
"Hmph, you scum, I'm capturing you on behalf of the people!" the female cop shouted.
"Me? Scum? What did I do?" Tang Zhong was perplexed.
"What did you do, you say? These people were brought here by your illegal car for a robbery, those without clothes were robbed by you, and this old man here, crying so sadly, must have been robbed by you. You made the old man cry out of sheer anger, and you still say you did nothing!" the female cop continued.
The female cop, named Bai Xiaochun, was an officer in Jianghai. A month ago, in order to capture a gang of robbers using illegal cars, they had staked out various locations. After some hard work, they had finally pinpointed the gang's hideout, which was in this yard, and today, headquarters was ready to execute the capture.
However, Bai Xiaochun had been waiting outside and suddenly heard the sound of a fight inside the yard. This spurred her sense of justice, and she burst into the scene.
She happened to see Tang Zhong in front of the old man, and the old man was crying, which immediately made her furious as she thought this guy was bullying the elderly, so she went straight for Tang Zhong.
Tang Zhong was instantly speechless; what did that have to do with him? He was clearly the hero, for goodness' sake, and the old man was clearly crying out of gratitude!
The old man nearby saw a police officer suddenly appear and arrest his lifesaver. Hearing the conversation, he knew there had been a misunderstanding and hastily stepped forward, saying, "Officer, you've got it wrong; I was robbed earlier, and it was him who helped me get my money back!"
"Old sir, don't lie, I clearly saw you crying earlier. I know you're scared, but I'm telling you, there's no need to be. Our squad will soon arrive to reinforce us, so don't worry. None of these people will escape, just tell the truth!" Bai Xiaochun said with a smile.
"No... really, you've got it wrong; I'm not lying," the old man said urgently, shouting.
"Old sir, don't deceive me. If he was really able to save you, would you have been kidnapped?" Bai Xiaochun continued.
This nearly drove the old man to tears; being from the countryside, he didn't know what to say.
"Busty girl, use your brain, will you!" Tang Zhong, pinned to the ground at this moment, was genuinely worried about the female cop's intelligence. People say 'busty and brainless,' and it seems to be quite true.
"Who are you calling busty girl..." Bai Xiaochun said angrily, as she hated being called that—it reminded her of the saying "busty and brainless," which implied that she was unintelligent.
"You, just let me go," Tang Zhong said.
"Hmph, like I would let you go. Wait until backup arrives; none of you will escape!" Bai Xiaochun declared, then she scanned the surroundings and noticed that the targets she had been monitoring were suddenly lying on the ground, including the Third Master. What had happened to them? Could it be that they had fought over the spoils and turned on one another? It must be so, which means the one I've captured must be the most dangerous one.
The old man nearby was even more anxious, like an ant on a hot pan!
"I'll count to three, and if you don't let me go, I'll get up," Tang Zhong said.
He was a hero, and if he wasn't treated like one, he shouldn't be treated like a bear.
"Oh, threatening me, are you? Let's see how you get up!" Bai Xiaochun said, then applied her hold even more forcefully.
"One, two, three, time's up, I'm getting up," Tang Zhong said.
And with that, he flipped over, easily breaking free from Bai Xiaochun's hold.
These grappling techniques were something Tang Zhong had learned as a kid; he could easily neutralize them.
Bai Xiaochun was stunned for a moment, watching her hold being neutralized, somewhat in disbelief. But she wouldn't let a criminal escape and continued, hugging Tang Zhong tightly.
"You're not going anywhere, you criminal; you deserve to be punished!"
Tang Zhong thought he was free and hadn't anticipated Bai Xiaochun continuing to come at him; caught off guard, he was tackled to the ground.
Then Bai Xiaochun sat on top of Tang Zhong.
"Busty girl, what the hell!" Tang Zhong cursed.
"I'm sitting on you to stop you from escaping!" Bai Xiaochun shouted.
And then she held on to Tang Zhong tightly.
Tang Zhong had never met a woman so tenacious, and since he didn't hit women, he was at a loss for what to do; he couldn't use punches or kicks and had to resort to pure strength in an attempt to break free.
It should have been a simple struggle.
But Bai Xiaochun wouldn't let go no matter what, tossing her hat aside and clinging to Tang Zhong with her body.
Every time Tang Zhong tried to break free, he would deflate the moment he came into contact with her.
The old man watching was struck dumb; this was supposed to be a police officer catching a criminal, but it looked more like two youngsters doing... well, something not to be seen, too violent for his eyes.
The other robbery victims also watched, dumbfounded. What exactly was going on here?
Just then, the sound of police sirens began.
Bai Xiaochun heard the noise and smiled: "Hmph, you little punk, let's see you try to run now!"
On hearing the sound, Tang Zhong frowned. He couldn't afford to be seen by the police. His return to the country this time was a secret mission, and being recognized would be problematic. His mind was focused on leaving the place quickly, but the woman was clinging to him so tightly he couldn't move. He couldn't hit her or curse at her.
Suddenly, an idea struck Tang Zhong, and he peered lecherously at Bai Xiaochun, his lips curling into a smile.