NOVEL WEB 100% Run
“Hey, chat, we’re back with some Breath of the Wild 100%! Just got an easy, uh, fifteen or so hours left. EzClap. Uh, does anyone remember if I already got the Korok at the top of this hill last stream? I did? Okay, thanks, chat! In that case, I think we can go ahead and start making our way to the next shrine.”
Just then, Hunter heard a knock at their bedroom door. “Oh, sorry, I think my mom wants something. PauseChamp.”
They muted their mic, pulled off their headset and stood up from their gamer chair. “Mom! You can come in!”
A moment later, their mom opened the door. “Hey, sweetie,” she said. Her eyebrows raised slightly at seeing Hunter in a turtleneck sweater and black skater skirt, with cat-eye makeup. “Interesting look. Just wanted to check if you had any preference between tacos and hamburgers for dinner?”
“Hamburgers sound good,” Hunter said.
Just then, their mom noticed the paused game and open spreadsheet on Hunter’s two monitors. “Oh, sorry, did I interrupt the stream?”
“It just got started,” Hunter said. “Actually, do you want to say hi to my chat?”
“Oh, sure!” their mom said. “Uh, how do I do that?”
“I’m going to sit back down here and then you can just, uh, crouch down a little and wave and say high from right next to me.”
Hunter sat back down and unmuted themself. “Hey, chat, my mom just wanted to say hi real quick!”
Their mom came over and waved to the camera. “Hi, everyone!” She turned to Hunter. “Is that good? Did I do it right?”
“You did great, mom,” Hunter said. “Chat is loving it.”
“Well, I should have burgers done around 7!” their mom said. “Do you want me to bring you one or will you be done by then?”
“I think I’ll be done for today around then,” Hunter said. “Thanks, mom. Love you.”
“Love you too,” their mom said, before making her way out of their room. “Oh, do you want the door open or closed?”
“Closed, please,” Hunter said.
“Got it!”
Hunter shrank the window with the open spreadsheet so they could look at chat.
melsalvia: MOM STREAM MOM STREAM
melsalvia: she’s so cute!
melsalvia: must be genetic <3
trans_rites: i wish my mom and i were on speaking terms
trans_rites: she basically disowned me when i came out
trans_rites: but at least she wasn’t as bad as my biodad
eastlySnipes: aw wholesome fam
eastlySnipes: we love to see it
yaoiMaster69: damn i definitely see the family resemblance
gorgon_freeman: AAAAH
gorgon_freeman: this is my first time watching the stream
gorgon_freeman: got here from youtube
gorgon_freeman: and already top notch content!
“Aw, thanks, Gorgon! Glad you’re enjoying it. And thanks to Mel for setting that up!”
They paused for a moment. “Hey, chat, can I ask you something?”
eastlySnipes: yeee
melsalvia: ofc!
trans_rites: as long as it’s appropriate, shoot
“So… I’ve been thinking about, well, changing my online brand. Maybe changing my username. BigGoron5 is fine, I guess, but I feel like it doesn’t really fit me anymore, if that makes sense. Uh, how would you all feel about 7thSage?”
trans_rites: i like it! sounds witchy
melsalvia: frankly, very poggers
melsalvia: also sage is a cute name <3
“Alright! After the stream I might go ahead and see if that’s available. Also, hoping it won’t confuse any longtime viewers.”
trans_rites: so are you going by sage now?
Hunter… Sage? sat there for a moment, thinking, their hand over their lower face. “Uh, yeah. I think I’m going to try that, at least for now. I don’t want to commit in case it doesn’t feel right. Oh, and she for pronouns, I guess? I also want to try that out, maybe just for this week. I read that as a suggestion online.”
After anxiously staring down at their feet for a moment, Sage managed to rip her view upwards and looked at the chat. To her relief, it mostly seemed fine.
trans_rites: congrats! i totally called it!
melsalvia: aw cutie
melsalvia: v good
…mostly.
Astolfo_fan92: aw what lame
Astolfo_fan92: i was here for the prime femboy content
Astolfo_fan92: this is just another fuckin’ trans girl huh
Astolfo_fan92: dime a dozen on twitch
Astolfo_fan92: how come yall are speedrunners
Astolfo_fan92: anyway imma dip
melsalvia: you’re also gonna uhhhh get banned
melsalvia: if you’re gonna say shit like that we don’t want you here
trans_rites: big +1 to that
trans_rites: god, this is why i hate cis men
melsalvia: ?
melsalvia: kinda weird to assume that person was a cis guy but ok
melsalvia: i mean i get the general point but
melsalvia: idk
trans_rites: mel why do you never take my side?
trans_rites: guess you’ve never heard of solidarity
melsalvia: what? im not gonna take ur side unless i, yknow, actually agree
trans_rites: ah so you’re “apolitical”
trans_rites: you’re being “logical”
trans_rites: don’t you realize everything is political?
trans_rites: we have to advocate for ourselves
melsalvia: jeez calm down
eastlySnipes: hey can you two take this to, like, the Discord or something
eastlySnipes: I don’t think this is the place
melsalvia: yeah that’s fair
trans_rites: I don’t appreciate someone trying to silence me
trans_rites: but i suppose i can comply out of politeness
gorgon_freeman: lol god what just happened in this chat
gorgon_freeman: did i encounter a wild d i s c o u r s e
yaoiMaster69: that’s just what trans_rites is like
yaoiMaster69: u get used to it
Sage finally tore her attention away from the game and tried to resume actually streaming. “Sorry, chat, got distracted for a moment. So, we were just heading to that shrine, right?” She tried her best to be a good streamer and have an energetic and cheerful voice, even though on the inside she was feeling really upset. But no one was watching the stream to see her cry. She could do that later.