NOVEL WEB Stratholme God
Chapter 1 I'm not good enough for this goddess!
Chapter 1 I'm not good enough for this goddess!
"My son, I don't have any expectations for being a father. The meaning of giving you this name is to hope that the men of the Mai family should work and live sincerely and sincerely."
The five-year-old McDonald looked at the Big Mac hamburger in his left hand and the Colonel's chicken nugget in his right, and nodded earnestly.
Now that I think about it - I really believe in your evil, my lord!
Ugh!
The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and then close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to travel at present. If you close your eyes for five seconds, you can reach the future two hours later!
……
So, McDonald's crossed over!
It was as hazy as in a dream, and a library-like thing appeared in front of him, the size that seemed to be used by giants, and the excessively ornate floor patterns and pillars and other decorations, which gave McDonald a strong sense of sight. I always feel like I've seen it somewhere.
The horizon pulled quickly, and in the blink of an eye he was pulled into a strange room.
All his attention was immediately drawn to the eccentric figure wrapped in a brown cloak in front of him.The other party was wrapped tightly, only revealing a chin full of white beards, and a pair of bright blue eyes.
Looking at those deep eyes, McDonald's mind felt like being sucked in.
I was kidnapped?
McDonald's first reaction was this.
"Don't be afraid, I have no ill intentions." The weirdo raised his hand, and the dark place on the left suddenly lit up. This light was even brighter than the first birth of the rising sun.
"This is……"
gold! ?
Too exaggerated!
For a split second, McDonald thought he had strayed into the Fed's vault.
Under the pale yellow light, there is an endless shelf.
On the four-storey metal shelf, each shelf was stacked with two layers of gold bars, each gold bar measuring about the size of an adult's forearm, no less than [-] kilograms.
That kind of golden scene is really a bit like a rice field harvested in autumn.
Of course, the analogy is a bit bad, but if you don't think about it that way, McDonald's is afraid that his heart will stop beating.
Is this scene vulgar?
Of course vulgar!
But all the seniors have told McDonald's that every boss who only talks to you about ideals and not money is a bastard.
Talk about money, or talk about big price, this proves the sincerity of the other party!
When he saw this scene, he had a hunch, and the sentence really came as he imagined.
"As long as you do one thing for me, you can get up to 1000 billion yuan worth of gold in your world!"
When McDonnell heard this, he was speechless. Before crossing over, he was just an ordinary college graduate. Yuan snickered at his decent job. With the expectations of his parents and girlfriend on his shoulders, this happened just after he came to Guangzhou to stay with his roommate's house temporarily and prepare for an interview.
He was really crazy about money, but how could he justify this crazy method?
I can only cheer myself up secretly in my heart: McDonald, be strong, there is no white prostitute in this world!Free is the most expensive!
It's just that he was a little uncomfortable to travel to other worlds.
McDonald's forced his composure: "What am I... going to do?"
"Spend money!" The old man said very artistically: "Spend the specified amount of money within the time limit I have set!"
The old man stretched out his thin hand, and at a point in the void, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of McDonald's eyes.
【Astral God System】
[Basic system funds: gold coins equivalent to 500 million RMB]
[Time limit for the first stage: 1 month]
This is a generic template.
Below the general template, there is a dialog-like area to display some usage instructions.
When playing WeChat, McDonald's often ignores it and simply agrees.This time he didn't dare to ignore it, he read it word for word.
【Fund use rules:】
[At each stage, the system will provide the host with a certain amount of system funds, which can be used by the host in any form, but cannot be squandered maliciously! 】
"This is simple, I can't make money, and I can't spend money!?" McDonald instantly understood the function of this system.
[The use of funds by the host must conform to the identity of the host, and must not do anything beyond the identity of the host.The host can choose their own background. Please note that the better the background, the more system funds you need to spend within a limited time. 】
"Oh, a beggar spends 100 million, and he is beaten to death as a thief before he spends it. No need to ask, the higher the family background, the better! Isn't it just to spend more money!" McDonald is willing to become a king.
[The settlement will be carried out after a period of time, you can spend more, but you cannot spend less.Once it is found that the use of funds is lower than 90% of the requirements, the shortfall will be accumulated to the next stage, and the spending requirements of the next stage will be increased according to a linear proportion.If the amount spent in the stage successfully reaches the target, the host can choose to convert the equivalent value of the spent funds into your discretionary personal property and return to Earth. 】
[Special note: In order to motivate the host to focus on spending money for himself, the host cannot abuse it in the following ways. 】
[Next step: View detailed rules]
[Outline: The host can only engage in normal, reasonable and legal market or private activities.And according to Interstellar Law 404 regulations, pornography gambling is strictly prohibited! 】
[The following behaviors are all illegal behaviors, please be sure to note that violations of the regulations will be punished from small to soul torture, to large to dissipated souls]
[Malicious devaluation class:]
[1. Large-scale purchase of perishable materials, dilapidated houses that are about to collapse, etc. 】
[2. Deliberately gambling to lose money, deliberately participating in Ponzi schemes, illegal fundraising and other illegal activities. 】
[3. Speculation, deliberately buying high and selling materials low, disrupting the market order. 】
[4. Buying artworks at high prices and maliciously destroying them. 】
[… (click to expand the remaining 168 violations)]
【Illegal charity category:】
[1. Do charity, intentionally donate system funds or purchased items to others for free. 】
[2. Purchasing, hiring employees, renting properties, and purchasing various daily necessities at standards far higher than market prices. 】
[3. Deliberately ignoring the strength of the partner, or allowing it to slack off, low efficiency, and failure to complete the entrusted task for a long time...]
[… (click to expand the remaining 256 violations)]
[Supplementary terms: The host shall not disclose or imply the existence of the system itself or the challenge to anyone, in any way. 】
[This system has the final right to interpret the definition of violations. 】
"Fuck, the rules are really strict."
McDonald carefully recalled the N ways of criminal law in his mind, and several illegal prodigal schemes that appeared in his mind were rejected one by one.
It seems that it is really a system that allows him to spend money well.
"This, I don't have a big problem. Before binding the system, I want to ask, which world is this? Should I be in the center of the theater as soon as I enter?"
The old man said solemnly, "I can't tell you where it is. No one can tell what will happen in the future. I can only guarantee that there is a peaceful country there now."
"Uh, what about the future?" McDonald felt a little bad.
Suddenly, a sharp voice interjected. The voice could not be heard, but it reminded McDonald's of a crow: "Don't talk so much. The world you live in is safe again? You eat breakfast made of waste oil every day, Occasionally, I eat carcinogenic hot pot ingredients that have been used N times in the next restaurant, the road is full of retrograde battery cars, and tens of millions of people are infected with the deadly plague, and you are not seen dead?"
McDonald's expression was straight: What the hell!You are so right!I was speechless.
"First ask, why did such a good thing choose me?"
"Because according to the evaluation, you are the most suitable, and the owner of this fund has the same surname as you!"
"Same last name?"
"Really!" The old man nodded: "You should be considered distant relatives, right? But his identity must be kept secret for the time being."
For some reason, McDonald always felt that he was a little guilty.
McDonald: "Let me ask you one more thing - isn't your place a wild world?"
The old man looked proud: "Don't underestimate us! Although there is no civilization as high as the earth, we have airships and steam trains there!"
McDonald's thought: The technology is quite advanced!The big deal is that it is better to spend three years in the age of steam than tossing around by yourself.
The mysterious voice interjected again: "What? Can't bind? After this village, there is no such shop!"
"Most... Last question, can I contact my family regularly?"
The old man smiled strangely: "Don't worry, I will transfer all your family's contacts to you, and I can help you to transfer unlimited number of voice messages for up to 60 seconds in total every week. The more you have, the more you need to spend. Money as an additional condition."
That's good!
McDonald nodded vigorously: "Okay! I promise! I want to choose the most noble one among you!"
"No problem!" The old man smiled mysteriously.
McDonald only felt as if his left wrist had been pricked by something, and then a stream of light flashed before his eyes, and he lost consciousness in a flash.
When he woke up again, he only heard a very nice voice: "Lord Stratholme!?"
As soon as MacDonald opened his eyes, he saw a graceful young woman in a medieval European-style court dress, a majestic man in a half-armor, a few doctor-like guys, and a bunch of beautiful people with good looks. The maids surrounded the bed on which he was lying.
It should be night, and it was pitch black outside the window.In the fireplace, the fire was burning vigorously, and from time to time there was a crackling sound of dry wood cracking.A picture of a very heroic old man hangs not far from the fireplace, and the silver crown on his forehead is eye-catching.
Each column is hung with a trident-shaped candlestick, and N large candles, together with a headlight on the roof that is obviously not an electric light, illuminate the room as if it were daytime.
As far as the eye can see, there are gorgeous furniture inlaid with gold, and it has been some years, and you can see scratches in many places.
Hearing the call of the other party, McDonald, who was still awake, was stunned: "Wait, what do you call me? Who are you?"
The beautiful young woman froze for a moment, and then put on a very kind smile: "You are the distinguished Duke of Macdonald Stratholme! The legitimate lord of the holy city of Stratholme. I am Baroness Anastari, he is Rui Baron Wendell, we are all your most loyal vassals!"
and many more!
I didn't remember the former name, McDonald's, but I've definitely heard the latter one!
Isn't that the owner of my dad who played World of Warcraft and swiped the (pseudo) undead horse 100 million times?
When McDonald's heard it, his whole person felt bad!
What the hell!My lord, I was actually transported to Azeroth! ?
Nima, Earth is dangerous, Azeroth is even more dangerous!
Invaded by orcs, slaughtered by bones, ravaged by swarms, and shopping by demons.
In this hellish place where the world is in danger of being wiped out every three to five days, even the king is a thing that reads as cannon fodder for a king, let alone a mere duke.
This title is useless!
There is something to be up front!
That damn old man pits me! ?
I am wrong about this god!
put me back-
put me back...
let me go...
……
On the other side, in the void, the mysterious old man heard someone's wailing. He looked embarrassed and turned to ask another mysterious man.
"Is he okay?"
"Dear Medivh, don't worry, our great savior per capita! He is an elite who has been strictly selected by our [Galactic Order Council]! Only when such an existence enters your world will the damage to the world be minimized. . This year alone, we've managed to save 1024 parallel worlds."
Medivh, yes!He is the original guardian of the world of Azeroth, the famous astral mage Medivh.
"I believe you."
"Lao Mai, don't worry! If it doesn't work, we can still send elite players to help."
"Player?"
"Cough! In our world, this is synonymous with a savior."
"Oh, I get it."
"Of course, players can't send too many..." The mysterious man still didn't say a word, that is, 'Otherwise the planet of Azeroth will be broken, and the fun will be great'.
-
The seedlings of the new book are in urgent need of recommendation tickets, reward!
Also, welcome to join the investment, yes!It is "Stratholme Investment Group"!
This book is inspired by "The Richest Man in Tomatoes"!
(End of this chapter)
"My son, I don't have any expectations for being a father. The meaning of giving you this name is to hope that the men of the Mai family should work and live sincerely and sincerely."
The five-year-old McDonald looked at the Big Mac hamburger in his left hand and the Colonel's chicken nugget in his right, and nodded earnestly.
Now that I think about it - I really believe in your evil, my lord!
Ugh!
The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and then close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to travel at present. If you close your eyes for five seconds, you can reach the future two hours later!
……
So, McDonald's crossed over!
It was as hazy as in a dream, and a library-like thing appeared in front of him, the size that seemed to be used by giants, and the excessively ornate floor patterns and pillars and other decorations, which gave McDonald a strong sense of sight. I always feel like I've seen it somewhere.
The horizon pulled quickly, and in the blink of an eye he was pulled into a strange room.
All his attention was immediately drawn to the eccentric figure wrapped in a brown cloak in front of him.The other party was wrapped tightly, only revealing a chin full of white beards, and a pair of bright blue eyes.
Looking at those deep eyes, McDonald's mind felt like being sucked in.
I was kidnapped?
McDonald's first reaction was this.
"Don't be afraid, I have no ill intentions." The weirdo raised his hand, and the dark place on the left suddenly lit up. This light was even brighter than the first birth of the rising sun.
"This is……"
gold! ?
Too exaggerated!
For a split second, McDonald thought he had strayed into the Fed's vault.
Under the pale yellow light, there is an endless shelf.
On the four-storey metal shelf, each shelf was stacked with two layers of gold bars, each gold bar measuring about the size of an adult's forearm, no less than [-] kilograms.
That kind of golden scene is really a bit like a rice field harvested in autumn.
Of course, the analogy is a bit bad, but if you don't think about it that way, McDonald's is afraid that his heart will stop beating.
Is this scene vulgar?
Of course vulgar!
But all the seniors have told McDonald's that every boss who only talks to you about ideals and not money is a bastard.
Talk about money, or talk about big price, this proves the sincerity of the other party!
When he saw this scene, he had a hunch, and the sentence really came as he imagined.
"As long as you do one thing for me, you can get up to 1000 billion yuan worth of gold in your world!"
When McDonnell heard this, he was speechless. Before crossing over, he was just an ordinary college graduate. Yuan snickered at his decent job. With the expectations of his parents and girlfriend on his shoulders, this happened just after he came to Guangzhou to stay with his roommate's house temporarily and prepare for an interview.
He was really crazy about money, but how could he justify this crazy method?
I can only cheer myself up secretly in my heart: McDonald, be strong, there is no white prostitute in this world!Free is the most expensive!
It's just that he was a little uncomfortable to travel to other worlds.
McDonald's forced his composure: "What am I... going to do?"
"Spend money!" The old man said very artistically: "Spend the specified amount of money within the time limit I have set!"
The old man stretched out his thin hand, and at a point in the void, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of McDonald's eyes.
【Astral God System】
[Basic system funds: gold coins equivalent to 500 million RMB]
[Time limit for the first stage: 1 month]
This is a generic template.
Below the general template, there is a dialog-like area to display some usage instructions.
When playing WeChat, McDonald's often ignores it and simply agrees.This time he didn't dare to ignore it, he read it word for word.
【Fund use rules:】
[At each stage, the system will provide the host with a certain amount of system funds, which can be used by the host in any form, but cannot be squandered maliciously! 】
"This is simple, I can't make money, and I can't spend money!?" McDonald instantly understood the function of this system.
[The use of funds by the host must conform to the identity of the host, and must not do anything beyond the identity of the host.The host can choose their own background. Please note that the better the background, the more system funds you need to spend within a limited time. 】
"Oh, a beggar spends 100 million, and he is beaten to death as a thief before he spends it. No need to ask, the higher the family background, the better! Isn't it just to spend more money!" McDonald is willing to become a king.
[The settlement will be carried out after a period of time, you can spend more, but you cannot spend less.Once it is found that the use of funds is lower than 90% of the requirements, the shortfall will be accumulated to the next stage, and the spending requirements of the next stage will be increased according to a linear proportion.If the amount spent in the stage successfully reaches the target, the host can choose to convert the equivalent value of the spent funds into your discretionary personal property and return to Earth. 】
[Special note: In order to motivate the host to focus on spending money for himself, the host cannot abuse it in the following ways. 】
[Next step: View detailed rules]
[Outline: The host can only engage in normal, reasonable and legal market or private activities.And according to Interstellar Law 404 regulations, pornography gambling is strictly prohibited! 】
[The following behaviors are all illegal behaviors, please be sure to note that violations of the regulations will be punished from small to soul torture, to large to dissipated souls]
[Malicious devaluation class:]
[1. Large-scale purchase of perishable materials, dilapidated houses that are about to collapse, etc. 】
[2. Deliberately gambling to lose money, deliberately participating in Ponzi schemes, illegal fundraising and other illegal activities. 】
[3. Speculation, deliberately buying high and selling materials low, disrupting the market order. 】
[4. Buying artworks at high prices and maliciously destroying them. 】
[… (click to expand the remaining 168 violations)]
【Illegal charity category:】
[1. Do charity, intentionally donate system funds or purchased items to others for free. 】
[2. Purchasing, hiring employees, renting properties, and purchasing various daily necessities at standards far higher than market prices. 】
[3. Deliberately ignoring the strength of the partner, or allowing it to slack off, low efficiency, and failure to complete the entrusted task for a long time...]
[… (click to expand the remaining 256 violations)]
[Supplementary terms: The host shall not disclose or imply the existence of the system itself or the challenge to anyone, in any way. 】
[This system has the final right to interpret the definition of violations. 】
"Fuck, the rules are really strict."
McDonald carefully recalled the N ways of criminal law in his mind, and several illegal prodigal schemes that appeared in his mind were rejected one by one.
It seems that it is really a system that allows him to spend money well.
"This, I don't have a big problem. Before binding the system, I want to ask, which world is this? Should I be in the center of the theater as soon as I enter?"
The old man said solemnly, "I can't tell you where it is. No one can tell what will happen in the future. I can only guarantee that there is a peaceful country there now."
"Uh, what about the future?" McDonald felt a little bad.
Suddenly, a sharp voice interjected. The voice could not be heard, but it reminded McDonald's of a crow: "Don't talk so much. The world you live in is safe again? You eat breakfast made of waste oil every day, Occasionally, I eat carcinogenic hot pot ingredients that have been used N times in the next restaurant, the road is full of retrograde battery cars, and tens of millions of people are infected with the deadly plague, and you are not seen dead?"
McDonald's expression was straight: What the hell!You are so right!I was speechless.
"First ask, why did such a good thing choose me?"
"Because according to the evaluation, you are the most suitable, and the owner of this fund has the same surname as you!"
"Same last name?"
"Really!" The old man nodded: "You should be considered distant relatives, right? But his identity must be kept secret for the time being."
For some reason, McDonald always felt that he was a little guilty.
McDonald: "Let me ask you one more thing - isn't your place a wild world?"
The old man looked proud: "Don't underestimate us! Although there is no civilization as high as the earth, we have airships and steam trains there!"
McDonald's thought: The technology is quite advanced!The big deal is that it is better to spend three years in the age of steam than tossing around by yourself.
The mysterious voice interjected again: "What? Can't bind? After this village, there is no such shop!"
"Most... Last question, can I contact my family regularly?"
The old man smiled strangely: "Don't worry, I will transfer all your family's contacts to you, and I can help you to transfer unlimited number of voice messages for up to 60 seconds in total every week. The more you have, the more you need to spend. Money as an additional condition."
That's good!
McDonald nodded vigorously: "Okay! I promise! I want to choose the most noble one among you!"
"No problem!" The old man smiled mysteriously.
McDonald only felt as if his left wrist had been pricked by something, and then a stream of light flashed before his eyes, and he lost consciousness in a flash.
When he woke up again, he only heard a very nice voice: "Lord Stratholme!?"
As soon as MacDonald opened his eyes, he saw a graceful young woman in a medieval European-style court dress, a majestic man in a half-armor, a few doctor-like guys, and a bunch of beautiful people with good looks. The maids surrounded the bed on which he was lying.
It should be night, and it was pitch black outside the window.In the fireplace, the fire was burning vigorously, and from time to time there was a crackling sound of dry wood cracking.A picture of a very heroic old man hangs not far from the fireplace, and the silver crown on his forehead is eye-catching.
Each column is hung with a trident-shaped candlestick, and N large candles, together with a headlight on the roof that is obviously not an electric light, illuminate the room as if it were daytime.
As far as the eye can see, there are gorgeous furniture inlaid with gold, and it has been some years, and you can see scratches in many places.
Hearing the call of the other party, McDonald, who was still awake, was stunned: "Wait, what do you call me? Who are you?"
The beautiful young woman froze for a moment, and then put on a very kind smile: "You are the distinguished Duke of Macdonald Stratholme! The legitimate lord of the holy city of Stratholme. I am Baroness Anastari, he is Rui Baron Wendell, we are all your most loyal vassals!"
and many more!
I didn't remember the former name, McDonald's, but I've definitely heard the latter one!
Isn't that the owner of my dad who played World of Warcraft and swiped the (pseudo) undead horse 100 million times?
When McDonald's heard it, his whole person felt bad!
What the hell!My lord, I was actually transported to Azeroth! ?
Nima, Earth is dangerous, Azeroth is even more dangerous!
Invaded by orcs, slaughtered by bones, ravaged by swarms, and shopping by demons.
In this hellish place where the world is in danger of being wiped out every three to five days, even the king is a thing that reads as cannon fodder for a king, let alone a mere duke.
This title is useless!
There is something to be up front!
That damn old man pits me! ?
I am wrong about this god!
put me back-
put me back...
let me go...
……
On the other side, in the void, the mysterious old man heard someone's wailing. He looked embarrassed and turned to ask another mysterious man.
"Is he okay?"
"Dear Medivh, don't worry, our great savior per capita! He is an elite who has been strictly selected by our [Galactic Order Council]! Only when such an existence enters your world will the damage to the world be minimized. . This year alone, we've managed to save 1024 parallel worlds."
Medivh, yes!He is the original guardian of the world of Azeroth, the famous astral mage Medivh.
"I believe you."
"Lao Mai, don't worry! If it doesn't work, we can still send elite players to help."
"Player?"
"Cough! In our world, this is synonymous with a savior."
"Oh, I get it."
"Of course, players can't send too many..." The mysterious man still didn't say a word, that is, 'Otherwise the planet of Azeroth will be broken, and the fun will be great'.
-
The seedlings of the new book are in urgent need of recommendation tickets, reward!
Also, welcome to join the investment, yes!It is "Stratholme Investment Group"!
This book is inspired by "The Richest Man in Tomatoes"!
(End of this chapter)
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