NOVEL WEB Chapter 8
Page Seven If Only I Had a Little Sister
So, Ju Zi was still topless, and it was hard for me to look away.
It had passed noon, and the sun was at its hottest, but Zhao Zhao still hadn’t returned.
Xiao Hai Tang hadn’t left either. After some thought, I ordered two pizzas as our simple lunch for the three of us.
Of course, I paid for the pizzas… otherwise Xiao Hai Tang would have used her Rider Kick again.
Ju Zi is like a sister to me, and Xiao Hai Tang isn’t any less perfect as a little sister.
To make up for her lack of chest, Xiao Hai Tang excelled in other areas. She was tall, had long legs, a beautiful face, a straightforward personality, and was not only powerful in combat but also an outstanding student in the junior high department.
The final exams were over, and next year she would be in senior one, while I and Zhao Zhao would be in senior two. The Bìyáng Girls’ School she attended was a prestigious school from elementary to high school, with stable promotions.
However, the “Bìyáng Girls’ School Affiliated Boys’ High School,” which I and Zhao Zhao attended, was established just a few years ago.
This high school attracted many restless teenage boys due to its association with the girls’ school, but it was completely isolated from it. Near the isolation wall between the boy’s and girl’s schools, there were well-equipped female security personnel patrolling around the clock. Even the school’s main entrance was separate.
The boys’ school used outdated facilities and teaching tools from the girls’ school, yet charged the same high tuition fees. Its existence was solely to support the girls’ school, making the boys the biggest victims.
Damn… How did we end up in this cursed school?
Because no one knew it was hell before they came in!
The principal of Bìyáng Girls’ School, Huángfǔ Yuèhuá, sealed off all information, and every year new victims would willingly throw themselves into this hell.
By the way, although she is nominally the principal of the boys’ school, she has never given a speech here.
But starting today, things will be different! I, Cháng Kǎi—Jesus La Moses Uge Mohammed Kai—will become the savior of the boys’ school, bringing divine power to ease the suffering of the boys and transform the boys’ high school into another forbidden lily garden…
Of course, it’s just a dream. If my notebook were exposed, I might be secretly dealt with by the FBI, CIA, KGB, or SCP.
“I’ve decided! Ju Zi will live with me from today!”
Xiao Hai Tang, who was sitting cross-legged on my sofa in a bib skirt, suddenly made a shocking statement.
“Ah? Why?”
“I’m your big brother’s little sister!”
Ju Zi’s words deeply moved me, and as her brother, I was very happy.
Of course, I didn’t agree. After finally having such a cute and sensible little sister, how could I easily give her up?
“I want a little sister like Ju Zi too! And living with Uncle would be inconvenient for her, right?”
Xiao Hai Tang hugged Ju Zi’s waist, letting her breasts rest on her arm, and rested her chin on Ju Zi’s shoulder. She whispered softly in Ju Zi’s ear:
“Look, Ju Zi, Uncle has a phobia of women, and Chairman is a shy glasses guy. It wouldn’t be convenient for a girl to live in this house, right? Come to my place, my parents will definitely welcome you.”
“That’s true…”
When Xiao Hai Tang mentioned my father’s situation, Ju Zi clearly hesitated.
For her, my father, Cháng Wēi, was another lifesaver, but she had become a female figure that he feared.
“My father can slowly get used to interacting with women, which is called desensitization therapy. Ju Zi’s presence could be the catalyst for this treatment!”
“It’s not that simple. Uncle’s condition is severe… the cure lies with his missing mother.”
My father and my mother’s story wasn’t a secret; almost everyone in the village knew about it.
Xiao Hai Tang clearly noticed Ju Zi’s hesitation and continued whispering in her ear, “As a girl, there are many things only I can tell you. And since we live in the same village, we can always visit Cháng Kǎi’s place. You can still be a good sister to him. No rule says sisters must live together with their brothers, right?”
Damn it, even though she’s a weirdo, she has advantages as a girl! I couldn’t talk to Ju Zi like that, even though I really wanted to.
“If you’re going to be both my sister and his sister, doesn’t that mean you’re also my sister?”
“Chairman… if you call me a sister once, I’ll use physical means to make you my sister.”
Huh? What does it mean to use physical means to be a sister? She looked terrifying, with black smoke coming out of her mouth.
Ding-dong~
Just as the scythe of death was already on Xiao Cháng Kǎi’s “neck,” the doorbell rang—the door had been taped back together. The lock was broken, so it opened with a push.
Probably the pizza arrived?
I opened the patched door, but saw no delivery person wearing a cap.
What I saw first was the pale absolute region between the pink hoodie covering her thighs and the knee-high black stockings.
This short-haired girl had red-tipped hair and held several shopping bags, smiling at me.
“How do I look, Chairman? This outfit looks good, right?”
“…You jerk.”
It was Zhao Zhao…
She didn’t just buy underwear at the mall but also changed into a whole new set of women’s clothing.
“Little Orange~ Sister brought you some lingerie~ …What!?”
Zhao Zhao dodged past me, rushing into the living room where Xiao Hai Tang was hugging Ju Zi. Her entire body turned white, her mouth agape, standing there in shock.
Oh no! I need to find a way to hide this from Xiao Hai Tang. If she found out that this girl was Zhao Zhao in disguise, she might beat her until she spilled everything, putting me in a dangerous position.
“Xiao Hai Tang, this is Zhao Zhao’s distant cousin, named… Zhao Lei.”
“You look suspicious, and your cousin shares your surname?”
In my panic, I made up an excuse, but I couldn’t meet Xiao Hai Tang’s eyes, leaving a fatal flaw.
“I am Zhao Zhao’s cousin, Zhao Lei.”
“Ah? Really? I’ve known him for so many years, and this is the first time I’ve heard he has a cousin?” Xiao Hai Tang glanced at the orange in her arms, her gaze becoming sharp. “Say, could you be Zhao Zhao?”
Xiao Hai Tang was really scary. Is this what they call women’s intuition? I felt my scalp tingle, cold sweat pouring down.
“…That’s rude!”
I was still trying to come up with something to say when Zhao Zhao, or rather Zhao Lei, spoke first.
“Though we’re cousins! I don’t look anything like that mountain gorilla-like pervert!” Zhao Lei crossed her arms, looking displeased. “Who is this lady?”
Xiao Hai Tang remained silent, squinting her eyes at Zhao Lei, as if trying to see through her.
“…Hmm, though I’ve never heard him mention having a cousin… Sorry, you don’t have Zhao Zhao’s repulsive aura. I’m Chen Hai Tang, and I’m sort of friends with your cousin, so call me Auntie Hai Tang.”
“Okay! Auntie Hai Tang!”
Tsk, she actually fooled Xiao Hai Tang, and even took advantage of her. She’s really something.
Not only Xiao Hai Tang, but if I hadn’t known beforehand, I would have also struggled to connect the stylish and fresh young Zhao Lei with the muscular pervert Zhao Zhao.
This is the power of the beautiful girl notebook, the so-called “turning into a beautiful girl worthy of her appearance inside and out”?
Thus, the girl version of Zhao Zhao became my nominal cousin… Cousin? I was actually a bit envious.
Even though Ju Zi was great, I still wanted a real sister.