Siheyuan: Xu Damao wakes up in the world

95, Maoer Hutong, Siheyuan, No. Nanluogu Lane, night.

The chicken-stealing convention was coming to an end. Xu Damao, who was proud and unreasonable, suddenly fell into a trance, his legs went weak and he staggered.

If Lou Xiao'e hadn't supported Xu Damao by his side, Xu Damao would have fallen down hard.

"Da Mao, what's wrong with you?" Lou Xiao'e asked with concern.

"Is this blackmail? Everyone has seen it. I didn't meet Xu Damao." Silly Zhu shouted quickly.

After a while, Xu Damao's eyes became clear.

"Did I come to the world of Qingman Siheyuan, and traveled through time to become Xu Damao? Xu Damao, let's just say Xu Damao, at least it's Tianhu starting now." After Xu Damao accepted the memory in his mind, he accepted the change of identity calmly.

"Ding! The accommodation has been integrated into this world, and a big gift package will be distributed."

"Super soldier serum injection (absolutely safe, will not cause mutations);"

"A ring of infinite space and different dimensions;"

Xu Damao found that a simple ring suddenly appeared on the middle finger of his right hand. This ring could only be seen by himself.

Xu Damao's thoughts moved, and an endless space appeared. Suspended in the space was a needle filled with a mysterious liquid. Xu Damao understood that this was the super soldier serum injection.

Xu Damao also learned that although his extra-dimensional space ring has endless space inside, it can only be used for storage and removal, and it must be touched by himself. It can only store dead objects, not living objects. .

"System, I am standing on the earth at this time, which can be regarded as touching the earth personally. Can I put the earth into a different-dimensional space ring?" Xu Damao suddenly asked.

In an instant, the whole world became quiet.

The system did not expect that Xu Damao would ask this question. It seemed to be stuck. After a long time, the system's voice sounded in Xu Damao's mind.

"The host is indeed in contact with the earth. It can also bring the earth into a different-dimensional space ring, but it is not recommended for the host to do so! Once the host does this, the entire earth will disappear and everyone on the earth will die instantly."

Xu Damao shuddered unconsciously when he thought that the earth suddenly disappeared and everyone on the earth suddenly appeared in space.

"System, now that I have personally come into contact with oxygen, can I drain all the oxygen in an area instantly so that I can suffocate them to death?" Xu Damao asked again.

The whole world is quiet again.

"Hello host, goodbye host!" The system did not answer Xu Damao's question at all, but disappeared directly. No matter how Xu Damao called, the system would not appear again.

Not only did Xu Damao not mind, but he was very satisfied.

Traveling through time and becoming an important supporting character, he possesses the Super Soldier Serum Injection, which can not only cure infertility, but also make his body reach the peak of human beings. It also has fantasy and magical props such as an infinite space, an interdimensional space ring, etc. Is there anything else you’re not satisfied with?

Not everyone has such a wonderful journey and can be given such wonderful gifts by fate.

All roads lead to Rome. Some people are born in Rome. At this moment, Xu Damao can pat his chest and say with great pride that he is already in Rome.

Xu Damao shook his head, straightened his body, and looked at the beasts in the courtyard. On the surface, these beasts looked sanctimonious, but in fact they were full of male thieves and female prostitutes. Xu Damao couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart.

"It's a rolling mill with simple folk customs and a courtyard full of talented people."

"Don't you see..."

"The strongest five-guarantee household: a deaf old lady with "smart ears and sight";"

"Guardian of Order: "Moral God" Yi Zhonghai;"

"A kind father and a filial son: "Indifferent to fame and fortune" Liu Haizhong;"

"The divine fortune teller of educating people: "generous and generous" Yan Bugui;"

"Summoner of the Undead: "Amiable" Jia Zhang;"

"White Lotus in the Golden Age: "Chaste and Fierce Lady" Qin Huairu;"

"Miaoshou Kongkong'er: "Knowing kindness and repaying kindness" little stick story;"

"The Widow's Helper: "Selfless" He Yuzhu;"

"When it comes to where there are more animals, there are more animals in the courtyard outside the steel rolling mill. There are not the most animals in the courtyard, but more animals."

"The king of birds has a rotten heart. Each bird is stronger than the other. I am the Great Selang of the Xu family. The Great Selang is extraordinary. A master of first blood is thick-skinned. He is thicker than the sky. He is thicker than the earth. Only with great strength can miracles happen. ." Xu Damao murmured to himself.

Xu Damao looked at the birds as if he and Lou Xiao'e were surrounded by wolves. This not only did not scare Xu Damao, but instead aroused Xu Damao's determination to treat the birds harshly.

"Okay, this matter is over, no one is allowed to mention it again! Silly Zhu, give Xu Damao five dollars quickly." Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai took advantage of the situation and said, preparing to cut the mess with a quick knife and end the matter completely.

Silly Zhu also wanted to settle the matter quickly so he could feel Qin Huairu's tender gratitude, so he took out five yuan from his pocket, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it at Xu Damao's feet.

"Xu Damao, give it!" Silly Zhu sneered triumphantly.

The angry scene of Xu Damao that Silly Zhu imagined did not appear. He only saw Xu Damao picking up the five dollars on the ground with a smile.

At this time, five yuan is a lot of money. It is a month's ration for an adult. People cannot live with money for the sake of dignity. Although Xu Damao is not short of money, he will not be dissatisfied with the money.

Xu Damao not only picked up the money with a smile, but also picked up the pot that Silhouette had stewed chicken in, and took the pot and chicken away together.

"Hey, you thief, why are you carrying my pot?" Silly Zhu said angrily.

"Of course I went home to eat, what? Not convinced? If not convinced, let's let the street and the police decide whether this pot of chicken should be mine? By the way, this pot is mine too." Xu Damao said disdainfully said.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he raised his head and left with Lou Xiao'e.

When Silly Zhu heard about it, the street and the police immediately became silent. They were not as easy to fool as Xu Damao.

Yi Zhonghai took the opportunity to say: "The meeting is over, the meeting is over, everyone is over..."

"Da Mao, you are so awesome. Not only did Sha Zhu lose five yuan, but you also got the chicken he stewed." Lou Xiao'e said excitedly.

Lou Xiao'e is naturally not short of money. She has been coveting Sha Zhu's craftsmanship for a long time, and today she finally got what she wanted.

"Where are you now? We won't take care of Silly Pillar until we finish eating." Xu Damao said.

"Ah? You still want to deal with Silly Pillar? Didn't he compensate us?" Lou Xiao'e said in shock.

"It doesn't matter if he steals our chickens. We don't lack the money, but he shouldn't scold you for not laying eggs. It doesn't matter if he scolds me, but he shouldn't scold my Ezi. If he doesn't punish Silly Zhu, I, Xu Damao, I am your man in vain." Xu Damao said with a smile.

Xu Damao's words moved Lou Xiao'e so much.

After eating, Xu Damao called Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang.

"Jiefang, tomorrow I want the whole street to know about Silhouette stealing the chicken, can you do it?" Xu Damao put the fifty cents in front of Yan Jiefang and said.

"Brother Damao, don't worry, I can definitely do it!" Yan Jiefang said, patting his chest, and then shot like lightning, and in the blink of an eye, the fifty cents went into Yan Jiefang's pocket.

"Xie Kuang, tomorrow I want your whole school to know about Silly Zhu stealing the chicken, and then you can beat up Bang Gang, can you do it?" Xu Damao put a dollar in front of Yan Jie Kuang and said.

"No problem!" Yan Jiekuang also said, patting his chest.

"Brother Damao, leave this matter to me, and I can beat you up." Yan Jiefang's eyes turned red when he saw Xu Damao giving Yan Jiekuang a dollar, and he stared at the money in Yan Jiekuang's hand and said.

Yan Jiekuang was so frightened that he immediately put the money into his pocket.

"No, only Jie Kuang can do this. You are just bullying the children." Xu Damao shook his head and said.

"Guangtian Guangfu, you two will go to He Yuyu's work tomorrow, and then go to He Yuyu's boyfriend's work, so that they and the people in their units will know about Silly Zhu stealing the chicken."

"Especially the parents of He Yuyu's boyfriend, we must let them know, can we do it?" Xu Damao said as he slapped three yuan in front of Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

Sooner or later, He Yuyu's boyfriend's family will know about Silly Zhu stealing the chicken. In the original novel, the marriage between He Yuyu and his boyfriend was delayed for more than half a year because of Silly Zhu stealing the chicken, and finally the lovers finally got married. .

Since we will know sooner or later, it is better to let them know earlier.

What Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu have to do is more difficult, so naturally they have to pay more.

"No problem!" Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu both said, patting their chests.

In this way, Shazhu will definitely be known as a thief, and his reputation will be ruined, and there will be no possibility of promotion.

If you take the blame, you must be aware of being blamed!

Silly Zhu satirized Lou Xiaoe so harshly, this was his retribution!