Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

Silent night.

The atmosphere in the second uncle's house was extremely awkward.

After Liu Haizhong patiently analyzed the pros and cons to his eldest son, Liu Guangqi was still uncomfortable, and his words were stinging, which made the second uncle very unhappy.

The second aunt also disliked the second uncle for not doing enough, and not showing good face.

The second uncle had no choice but to feel aggrieved staying at home at night, so he walked out of the house and walked around the entrance of the alley.

When passing the middle courtyard, Sanmao noticed it.

"Wangwangwang-!"

"Sanmao, what's your name?" Lin Aijun suddenly called out when he saw Sanmao who was usually cooking quietly.

"Junzi, I want to go out for a walk and teach the second uncle a lesson." Sanmao said suddenly.

"Don't act recklessly. Everyone in the yard knows that you are my dog. If you bite someone, you will die. Not to mention, I have to pay for rabies vaccinations. Besides, according to your current body, I think you are the best." Come on, let's rest at home. The second uncle has hurt Liu Guangqi's future, so he will naturally add trouble to his father, so you don't need to worry about it."

After Lin Aijun finished speaking, he remembered that in the original play, the second aunt was ill, and the eldest son Liu Guangqi never showed up.

"I have a sense of propriety. I just play by ear and scare him. Who will let him worry about other people's objects all day long?"

Sanmao said confidently, before Lin Aijun could speak, he wagged his tail and left the house, following the direction of the second uncle.

The second uncle put his hands behind his back and pondered as he walked.

Why did such a perfect plan designed by myself end up like this in the end? !
Instead of saving himself from the fire pit, he pushed his son into the fire pit.

Sanmao followed the second uncle quietly, eyes wide open and ears pricked up, looking at all directions and listening to all directions. After all, besides the second uncle who had to follow, he also had to prevent others from catching him and making dog meat stew.

Fortunately, it was late at night, and there was no one in the alley.

The street lamps slanted down and stretched the shadows very long. One person and one dog walked forward and backward.

The second uncle walked around and turned to the public toilet.

Suddenly, I felt a little pain in my stomach, so I lifted my feet and went into the toilet.

The light in the toilet was broken, and only a few gleams of light from the street lamp outside could be seen through the window.

Sanmao saw it, good guy, the opportunity has come, so he quietly followed in.

The second uncle picked the hole at the end, just about to step over the toilet in the middle.

All of a sudden, I felt a black shadow suddenly jump out from behind and hit me.

There was a sudden shock in my heart, and my heart beat violently in an instant.

The instinctive reaction was to squat down to avoid the black shadow bumping into him.

After squatting like this, his right leg was confiscated, and he stepped into the toilet trough.

FUCKING-!
The second uncle wailed for a while.

I feel extremely bitter in my heart, because through the shoes, I can feel the sticky touch on my right foot.

The public toilets will not be cleaned by cleaners until early in the morning. At this point, they are all stock left throughout the day.

"Meow meow meow--!"

Seeing this, Sanmao was overjoyed, and imitated a few meows at the right time.

Wagging his tail, he walked back to the courtyard with a pace that his relatives did not recognize.

"Damn wild cat! What the hell!"

The second uncle cursed, his heartbeat slowed down and returned to normal.

Holding his nose and holding his breath, he slowly pulled his right foot out of the trough.

Emma, ​​this smell, just felt sick and nauseous.

The second uncle limped out of the toilet and walked back to the courtyard with a zombie-like pace.

When he went through a lot of hardships and finally returned to the door of the house, he stood outside the door and did not enter the house.

"Old woman, come out and help me!"

When the second aunt heard the noise, she thought something serious had happened, so she hurried out of the house.

Seeing that the second uncle's right foot was covered with feces, he pinched his nose in disgust.

"You old man, what are you doing? Why are you making shit?"

"I just went to the toilet and accidentally stepped into the trough." The second uncle frowned, lowered his head, and was extremely sad.

"Don't go into the house while you're standing. You'll be so smoky that you can't live in the house. I'll get you some water, and you can wash it in the courtyard before you come in. It's summer, if it's winter, it's annoying. I'm dead." The second aunt complained and complained, but went into the house to get the second uncle, a basin, soap and hot water.

After the second uncle took it, he sighed and started cleaning in the courtyard.

After Sanmao returned to the house, he triumphantly told Lin Aijun how he had played tricks on the second uncle.

After Lin Aijun heard this, he laughed so hard that he turned his back on his back.

"Sanmao, you can indeed, you are a dog! Thanks to you learning how to bark like a cat, how could you figure it out!"

"Praise me quickly, how well I did it!" Sanmao raised her head proudly.

"Necessary!" Lin Aijun said, giving Sanmao a thumbs up.

~
midnight.

The neighbors in the courtyard have all fallen asleep.

The old man opened his eyes, looked at the big mother who was already snoring beside him, got up and put on his clothes.

He tiptoed into the kitchen and dug out the bag hidden inside from a pile of corn.

There are flour, corn, potatoes and a bottle of vegetable oil in the bag, which he secretly prepared for Qin Huairu.

Standing on tiptoe, walked sideways out of the room, then turned around and gently closed the door.

After looking around and confirming that there was no one there, he went to Jia's window and tapped lightly a few times.

Standing in the shadow and waiting patiently for a while, after a while, I saw Qin Huairu wearing a coat coming out of the house.

"Here!" The old man waved his hand in the shadows and said in a low voice.

Qin Huairu walked over as he said, and glanced up and down at the uncle.

Seeing that he was carrying a bag in his hand, he pulled out a gentle and charming smile in satisfaction.

When the uncle saw her coming out, he put the bag on the ground, pulled her into his arms, and buried his head between her necks.

The woman who could only see from a distance was suddenly in his arms, and the uncle gnawed like crazy.

For a long time, when he wanted to go further, his hand was held down by Qin Huairu and he couldn't move.

"Huairu?!" The old man with blurred eyes didn't understand.

"Zhong Hai, I can't be here, I'm afraid of being seen." Qin Huairu said with a light smile.

"It's already midnight, there must be no one else, do you know how long I've been thinking about this?" the old man was anxious.

"If you don't think about it, you can't be here. I can't accept it!" Qin Huairu said coquettishly, drawing circles on the uncle's chest with his fingers.

The uncle was so teased that he didn't know what to do: "Then you have an idea? There is no place here!"

"Think about it again, is there a suitable place? It must be inconvenient for you and me to live together. When you think about it later, you can tell me again."

Qin Huairu said, and gently pushed the uncle away.

She stretched out her finger and pressed a kiss on her own lips, and after sticking it to the uncle's lips, she bent down to pick up the bag, turned around and walked away lightly.

The old man was in a mess again in the wind.

It's the second time, and I didn't hit the cabbage again...