Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

The cold and windy deep winter.

Xu Fugui was completely confused.

For a while, I didn't know how to answer Aunt Xu.

But man is a strange carbon-based creature whose potential is limitless under pressure.

Once again, he was quick-witted and said to Aunt Xu: "Just now I vaguely heard a woman screaming and a cat meowing in the yard. I was afraid that there was a thief in the yard, so I got up to have a look."

Xu Fugui is awesome, and he blows up very well.

Bragging is to be true and false, there is truth in the falsehood, and falsehood in the truth, so that people will not doubt it.

When Aunt Xu heard this, her suspicions were instantly reduced by half.

People trust their own eyes and ears the most.

Although sometimes what you see and hear is not true.

I was half asleep and half awake just now, and I seemed to have heard it too.

"Is there anyone outside?" Aunt Xu asked with a slightly puzzled expression.

"Turned around, no, it's too cold, let's go into the house."

Xu Fugui stepped forward and gently pushed Aunt Xu into the room, then turned and closed the door.

The couple each lay down in their own beds.

"Fugui, it's my turn to take care of my mother tomorrow. Da Mao hasn't been there for a long time, so I'll let him go with me." Aunt Xu said softly.

Xu Fugui said hello in his heart, originally he had to think of a way to send the mother and son away, but now it is just right, so as not to waste brain cells.

So he hummed, said "go to bed early", turned over, snored soon, and fell asleep.

Listening to Xu Fugui's snoring, Aunt Xu suddenly couldn't fall asleep.

Usually, she falls asleep earlier than Xu Fugui, so as not to be affected by the snoring.

People are especially prone to cranky thoughts in the dead of night.

She thought about it carefully, and felt that Xu Fugui had a lot of abnormalities recently.

Since Xu Fugui said that the corn was burnt but the bottom of the pot was as if it was brand new, it was full of weirdness.

On the night of getting married with the eldest of the third uncle's family, Qin Huairu took the initiative to sit beside Xu Fugui again.

And tonight, Shen Geng Eighth Master Xu Fugui didn't sleep and came back from the courtyard.

These bits and pieces, all reveal a weirdness.

Put the pieces together in your mind.

A blurry picture is gradually coming out...

~
Sanmao went home excitedly.

After successfully scaring Qin Huairu into a jump, he got his revenge.

"Junzi, Junzi, do you know what I saw?"

It walked to the bed, lay down on the bed, and stretched out its paws to wake up the drowsy Lin Aijun.

"In the middle of the night, normal people are resting! Just one word, steal."

"What do you mean?" Sanmao couldn't understand.

"Either it's stealing, or it's cheating." Lin Aijun was completely awake after Sanmao made such a fuss.

"I'll go, you're really accurate. Widow Qin and Xu Fugui had a date in the vegetable cellar just now." Sanmao wagged her tail.

"It's winter, dating in the vegetable cellar? It's a bit courageous." Lin Aijun was surprised when he heard this.

"Well, this widow Qin seems to be asking Xu Fugui for money and food stamps." Sanmao told Sanmao the gossip she heard from Qianggen.

"Sanmao, I suddenly discovered something."

"what's up?"

"If you can understand human speech and tell me, it is no different from modern monitoring equipment. The key is that you are still a walking monitor. Let me go, it is a smart product." Lin Aijun suddenly made a major discovery.

Sanmao also laughed when he heard the words: "There is still a difference. I can't do 24-hour surveillance. I have to be there. When I saw Xu Fugui in the courtyard this morning, I heard them make an appointment. Otherwise, how could I be so sure about waiting for this point to go out for a walk."

Lin Aijun laughed when he heard this: "You are a scheming dog."

Xin Dao Qin Huairu has no choice but to find someone to suck blood.

Being with Xu Fugui, the wicked will be tortured by the wicked!
The Xu family, the rain is about to come and the building is full of wind...

~
It was late at night on the second day.

Seeing that it was almost time, Qin Huairu picked up the bag and walked out of the house lightly.

Knock on the door in the same way as the previous two times, two knocks, three long and one short.

"Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!"

The second master's house is next to Xu's house, and it happened that he was still awake that day.

"Old woman, I seem to hear someone knocking on the door again, it's in the middle of the night."

"Then go and have a look at the door." The second aunt also felt as if she heard it, and it wasn't the first time.

"Okay! Then I'll go and have a look."

After the second uncle agreed, he put on a coat, got off the bed, walked to the window, and looked out.

Seeing this, I was taken aback.

So he shouted: "Quick! Old woman, come out and see! It's Widow Qin."

The moment Xu Fugui opened the door, he saw Qin Huairu, who was standing in the shadow, enter the gate of Xu's house through the light of the house.

"Ah? Who? Widow Qin?" The second aunt was also shocked.

When the second aunt was dressed and rushed to the window, Xu Fugui had already closed the door, so she didn't see anything.

"Old man, the door is already closed, did you really see Qin Huairu?" The second aunt regretted that she was one step too late.

"It's absolutely true! This matter is too exciting." The second uncle suddenly felt that there was a lot of information.

"Have we misunderstood, Aunt Xu and Xu Damao are not at home?" The second aunt thought it was impossible, if the mother and son of the Xu family were at home, it might be something else.

The second uncle shook his head when he heard the words, and said firmly: "Aunt Xu is definitely not at home. I met her at the entrance of the alley when I was off work. She said that she was going back to her natal home today to take care of my mother."

"Then Xu Damao is always at home?" The second mother always thought it was impossible.

The second uncle paused when he heard the words, then opened his mouth wide in shock, feeling like his jaw was about to drop.

"Old woman, you are talking about Widow Qin, will you be at the same time as their father and son?"

The second aunt was obviously shocked by the dirty thoughts of the second uncle, and was speechless for a while.

"Old man, you... this imagination is too rich..."

The second aunt's voice was a little trembling, and she felt that she had exceeded the bottom line of her own acceptance.

The second uncle made up the indescribable scene between Qin Huairu and Xu's father and son by himself, shaking his head while thinking.

Seeing the dumbfounded look on the second uncle's face, the second aunt stretched out her hand and pinched the second uncle's waist.

"Ouch--!"

The second uncle didn't notice for a while, and was hurt by the second aunt's pinch, so he yelled loudly.

"You old man, I see you look pale, tell me, are you also thinking about that widow Qin?" The second aunt scolded aloud.

"Old woman, where are you thinking!! I don't even dare to have the slightest idea of ​​such a concubine." The second uncle swore.

"Dad, what is concubine sex?"

The sleepy-eyed second son Liu Guangtian asked, standing beside the youngest son Liu Guangfu who was also woken up.

"Here, this concubine is because Widow Qin went to sleep at Uncle Xu's house." The second uncle said without hesitation.

"You old man, what are you talking about to the children!" The second aunt gave the second uncle a look.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu glanced at each other, seeming to understand...