Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

"Ouch, I blinded you...I thought you were blind, but it turned out to be your kid!"

When Xiang Yunduan returned to Xima Hutong, it was already dark. He was thinking about something, and he didn't notice that a person suddenly rushed out from beside him. He had no time to react and bumped into his shoulder.

Listening to the other party's hesitant words, he looked up and saw that it was an acquaintance, Silly Zhu, nicknamed "God of War" in the courtyard.

"Are you full inside? Spewing feces into your mouth?"

Xiang Yunduan looked behind him and saw that Shazhu had just come out of the public toilet next to him.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, I whipped you?"

If others had said that, Silly Zhu would have taken action long ago. However, the man in front of him, the punch he gave him a few days ago really left a deep impression on him, and he still has a psychological shadow to this day.

"Hey, you look like this, you seem to be unconvinced, what? Do you still want to fight again?" Xiang Yunduan saw that Si Zhu took two steps back when he spoke, pressed his body again, and his arms became faintly Pincer offensive, eyes lit up.

This guy looks like he still has some skills left in him!

When I started to do it a few days ago, I didn't have time to observe it carefully. No wonder I was able to defeat the invincible opponent in the courtyard.

"Let's just fight. Do you think I'm afraid of you? I was just careless last time. If we really have to start a battle, it's not sure who will win and who will lose!" Silly Zhu said.

The last time he was punched by Xiang Yunduan for a long time, he couldn't stand up straight and couldn't speak. Silly Zhu was really scared at that time, but he thought about it again in the past two days. When he started the attack that day, although it seemed that he was the first He couldn't move his hand, but in fact it was more like being attacked by Xiang Yunduan.

Because he didn't take Xiang Yunduan seriously at that time, he didn't use his true skills very much. On the contrary, Xiang Yunduan played ruthlessly as soon as he came up, and he was not prepared at all.

"You seem to be unconvinced by the loss. If you want to fight me, you can, but I have conditions. If you agree, then come. If you don't agree, forget it!" Xiang Yunduan said with a smile.

"If you want to fight, just fight. Where are there so many rules and what kind of bullshit conditions?" Silly Zhu said impatiently.

"Of course there must be conditions. Otherwise, if you come to fight me two days after losing, wouldn't I become your sparring partner? What good thing are you thinking of?" Xiang Yunduan said.

"Okay, tell me, what are your conditions?" Silly Zhu asked.

Seeing that Silly Zhu agreed, Xiang Yunduan stated the conditions: "Aren't we going to hold a reflection and wake-up meeting in the courtyard in a few days? We will prepare a few tables of food by then. You also know this, but the problem now is that there is no chef. I heard people in the courtyard say that you work in the canteen of the steel rolling mill, so you must have some cooking skills.

If you lose later, how about you take charge of this meal? "

Free labor is not wasted. Xiang Yunduan also wants to know how good this fool's cooking skills are and whether he is as good as he boasts.

"Why do you have some small cooking skills? This man learned Sichuan cuisine from a serious apprentice, and his skills are great! You are from a rural valley, what do you know? I'm afraid you have never eaten twice-cooked pork, right?" Silly Zhu was very dissatisfied with Xiang Yunduan's attitude towards him. Commenting on his craftsmanship, he said with a look of disdain.

"Oh, Sichuan cuisine? Can you make boiled cabbage? Can you make Dengying beef? Can you make bamboo shoots and liver paste soup? Can you make hibiscus chicken slices? You don't know how to make twice-cooked pork, Dongpo elbow, and fish-flavored shredded pork? Right?" Xiang Yunduan asked with a raised brow.

In the TV series, Shazhu went to cook for the big boss and served several dishes such as twice-cooked pork, fish-flavored shredded pork, Mapo tofu, Dongpo pork elbow, etc., and then he said carelessly that these are the Sichuan dishes, and they are all the same as here. .

Even if he was talking about representative dishes in Sichuan cuisine, they shouldn't be just these, so Xiang Yunduan was a little doubtful of Shazhu's actual level.

When Sha Zhu heard the names of the dishes that came out of Xiang Yunduan's mouth, he looked at Xiang Yunduan in surprise.

When he was an apprentice, he heard his master talk about these dishes and knew they were the best in Sichuan cuisine, but he didn't know how to cook them. The reason was simple, and neither did his master.

I didn't expect to hear it from this guy Xiang Yunduan at this moment, which is really weird.

"Do you know how to make these dishes?" Shazhu asked curiously.

"No!" Xiang Yunduan shook his head.

Silly Zhu suddenly showed a disappointed look.

"However, although I don't know how to do it, I have seen a cookbook that records how to make these dishes." Xiang Yunduan added.

"What? Is there a recipe? Let me see it quickly!" Silly Zhu was anxious.

It has to be said that Shazhu is quite concerned about cooking, and it seems that he does not care much less about cooking than he does about Sister Qin.

"You can see, but you have to beat me first!" Xiang Yunduan said.

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up! I was careless last time, this time I will let you see my wrestling skills!" Silly Zhu said directly.

Silly Zhu is still very confident in his wrestling skills.

He knew that Xiang Yunduan was very powerful, but no matter how powerful he was, if he didn't know the skills, he would be just a big fool. He could handle it easily.

In fact, it's no wonder that Shazhu is so confident. Shazhu's wrestling skills were learned from a Lan Ling worship Tang'a who came out of the palace.

Speaking of this, there is a story.

Since the Republic of China, the people in the palace have naturally been dispersed, each looking for a way out.

By chance, Silly Zhu's father, He Daqing, met a prairie man who came from Shangyu's spare room (sticking pole) in the palace. This man was relatively delicious. It happened that He Daqing secretly learned a few Tan's dishes and made this man After making him happy, they passed on Shazhu's wrestling skills for several months.

Even though I have only been teaching for a few months, the results are very good. After all, as the old saying goes, "True teaching is a sentence, but false teaching is thousands of scriptures." There are some tricks that may be easy to understand, but if others don't tell you, you can figure it out yourself. That may not be fully understood in a lifetime.

It was after learning the true story that Shazhu had the confidence to beat Xiang Yunduan.

It was already dark at this time, and the two of them were competing, so naturally they could only return to the courtyard.

Arriving at the middle courtyard, Shazhu went back to his room and opened the door, then turned on the light bulbs in the room, and then used the residual light from Yi Zhonghai's house and Jia Dongxu's house to make the yard look brighter.

"Come on, let's see how I teach you a lesson!"

Silly Zhu was in a wrestling posture in the yard, with his arms spread out as if holding a millstone, and his feet were circling rhythmically.

On the other hand, Xiang Yunduan just stood there quietly, letting Silly Zhu show his teeth and claws, and just remained unchanged in response to changes.

"stop!"

At this moment, the door to the east wing suddenly opened, and Yi Zhonghai rushed out fiercely: "Xiang Yunduan, you are going to hit someone again! What else do you have to say this time? I have long seen that you are not a peaceful master. !”

"Yi Zhonghai, I really doubt it. How did you become the coordinator of the courtyard at your level? Can you see the situation clearly before speaking? Which of your eyes saw that I was about to hit someone?"

Xiang Yunduan looked at Yi Zhonghai and said with a sneer: "If you have any objections to me, you can raise them openly. I think I can still accept criticism and correct my mistakes when I see them, or I can go to the neighborhood committee to respond.

But no matter how you do it, please come up with real evidence first and don’t just imagine or make things up out of thin air, okay? "

"Crench!"

As soon as Xiang Yunduan finished speaking, the door to the west wing on the other side also opened.