Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

The third aunt is very confused. Based on his understanding of his wife, if Xiang Yunduan really offends his wife, then his wife will definitely find a way to fix the whole cloud behind his back. How can he listen to his wife and still give it to that boy? Introducing someone?

"The daughter of Lao Ma's family in Hupi Hutong next door is twenty years old this year. It's time for her to get married. May I go and ask?" Although the third aunt was confused, she was still very attentive to what her husband ordered. .

"Lao Ma's family? Is his daughter the one who is 1.5 meters tall, thick on one side and 150 on the other? What is her name? Ma Cuihua?" Yan Bugui asked after thinking for a moment.

"Yes, that's it!" The third aunt nodded and said.

She guessed that the reason why Yan Bugui was so kind in wanting to introduce someone to Xiang Yunduan was definitely not repaying evil with kindness, so he most likely wanted to find an ugly girl to introduce to Xiang Yunduan. Xiang Yunduan was disgusting.

After all, Xiang Yunduan is 1.8 meters tall, with a well-proportioned figure and a dignified appearance. Although the scar on his face is a small flaw, it is not to the point of marrying someone who is thicker than him.

Not to mention Xiang Yunduan, even Silly Zhu is so old-fashioned that he can't even look down on Ma Cuihua.

The third aunt originally thought that her husband would be happy when she heard what she introduced, but she didn't want to. Yan Bugui shook his head directly and said: "No, isn't that one in the sky and one on the earth? It's definitely not possible! You have to find that one To be a beautiful girl, ordinary beauty is not enough, she must be very beautiful, at least not worse than when Qin Huairu entered the courtyard!"

"Lao Yan, did you take the wrong medicine today?"

The third aunt had an incredible look on her face. What is going on? Did Xiang Yunduan catch my wife on something?

Facing the third aunt's expression of "If you are forced, just nod your head", Yan Bugui did not explain, but waved his hand and said directly: "Just go and do it. When have I ever done a loss-making business? I Can Xiang Yunduan take advantage?

As the old saying goes, if you take a small advantage, you will suffer a big loss. This time, I will give this little bastard a small advantage, and I will make him suffer a big loss. Let's see if he can still get used to it by then! "

After saying this, Yan Bugui walked out of the courtyard.

Don’t you, Xiang Yunduan, have thirty-five and a half yuan a month that you can’t spend all of it? Didn’t you say that I, Yan Bugui, have a family of six?

Okay, I'll introduce you to a beautiful girl, I'll let you marry this girl, I'll make you unable to walk when you see your wife, I'll let you think about getting into bed as soon as you get off work at night, I'll let you be with your wife every day No matter what, I'll let you have eight children in ten years!

Then I want to see if you can't spend all the thirty-five dollars a month?

What is this called?

This is called pulling the fire under the cauldron!

Do you really think that I, Yan Bugui, can only plot the things in front of me?

A truly powerful mastermind plans his plans on a yearly basis!

You, Xiang Yunduan, are so good now, wait and see again in ten years, you will cry when the time comes!

Why does Confucius say in the Analects of Confucius, "A young man should abstain from sex, a young man should abstain from fighting, and an old man should abstain from fighting?"

Because Master, he is an old man who has been here before and knows that this young man has strong firepower. Sex is really hard for young people to quit!

Yan Bugui didn't believe that Xiang Yunduan could handle it if he had a beautiful daughter-in-law. But he heard from his wife that Xiang Yunduan entered the courtyard at noon that day and went directly to the Jia family's house, where he faced Qin Huairu. "Pap-pap-pap" output.

My wife said that she saw Qin Huairu quietly rubbing her butt when she came out!

Xiang Yunduan is not a gentleman at first glance.

……

"Eh~ah~oo~"

"Ha...hey...roar..."

"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope...the pacesetters were afraid of touching the artillery guns..."

"Stone lion, astringent persimmon, four is four, ten is ten..."

Little did Xiang Yunduan know that Yan Bugui had started plotting against him just because of his sudden illness, and had been planning for ten years.

He came out of Xima Hutong where the courtyard house is located, and after walking for a while, he turned into Dongmianmian Hutong, which is closer to Dongzhimen.

However, not long after he entered Dongmianhua Hutong, he heard chirping sounds coming from a large courtyard. Some were high-pitched, some were deep, some were sharp, and some were rough.

This made him a little curious, and he looked for the sound, but he didn't expect that there was someone standing guard at the gate of the compound, with a gun on his back, and he was meticulous.

Look at the plaque hanging on the right side of the door. It says "Central Academy of Drama" in six characters.

"Oh, this is a Chinese drama!"

I was in a hurry yesterday morning and didn't pay attention. Only now did Xiang Yunduan realize that the opera was also in Nanluogu Lane, not far from where he lived.

I looked inside and saw nothing. I could only hear the sound of students practicing.

Last night, I dreamed of having fun with the Tang Shixian. Speaking of which, there are eight golden flowers in the 96th level of the Chinese Opera. It requires good looks and good acting skills. I just don’t know what I am now. Condition?

Unfortunately, there is still a long way to go in the era of driving a luxury car, putting a bottle of water on the roof, and fishing for clams in front of major art schools. Otherwise, he could borrow money to buy a 28-inch big bumper and come here. Give it a try at the entrance of the Central Theater, maybe you'll have the chance to open a meatball for his "two-eight big sticks".

After thinking about it all the way, Xiang Yunduan finally arrived at the factory.

Today he came to report to the second shift of production. He originally thought that after his positive performance yesterday, he would be warmly welcomed to the second shift. After all, he worked really hard, which was a good thing for other colleagues.

But the real situation was completely different from what he thought.

"Master Xiang, you are here!"

As soon as Xiang Yunduan appeared, a man also wearing work clothes and a blue apron stopped him.

It was none other than Master Yang Jiadi Yang who let the wild boar escape when he first entered the slaughterhouse.

At this time, Yang Jiadi was looking at him with a sneer.

"Are you the monitor of Class 2?" Xiang Yunduan asked.

"Not bad!"

The smile on the corner of Yang Jiadi's mouth grew bigger and bigger. He looked at Xiang Yunduan and said, "Master Xiang, you are finally here. I still remember what happened that day deeply, and I look forward to being able to learn and watch by your side again." Woolen cloth!"

Xiang Yunduan smiled bitterly. When he originally mocked Yang Jiadi and told Yang Jiadi to "watch and learn," he didn't know that he would join the slaughterhouse. Otherwise, he would definitely not be so quick to talk.

Now it's good, Yang Jiadi obviously hates him.

"Master Yang, it was all a joke that day. I hope you will not care about the villain!"

Xiang Yunduan smiled bitterly in his heart, apologized, and handed Yang Jiadi a cigarette.

Not wanting to, Yang Jiadi pushed his hand to block the smoke and said: "Master Xiang, why did you say this? A master is a teacher. Today, let me see your skills again and let everyone start." Open your eyes, our entire second class comrades really want to see something, don’t you think so?”

"Yes!"

The people in the six surrounding groups all said in unison.

Xiang Yunduan looked around, put the cigarette back into the cigarette case, and his face became cold.